Ebony Debony
The MASTER OF STRUDDLE!
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Shindig City Ruins - Harlequin Theater; Monday January 21st, 7:03 P.M.
"AR!!!!"
A trio of silver bladed, black hilted knives soared straight through the ghastly creature and embedded themselves in the ground as it attempted to close in on the girls. The creature, though substantially smaller, did not appear to be fazed by the slight blades that had, seemingly, painlessly pierced through it. That was, however, until those knives began to beep rapidly.
Looking down at the blades in confusion, the ethereal being was rather surprised and befuddled when the beeping abruptly ceased, but it's confused expression was abruptly erased as the knives exploded in a brilliant display that engulfed the entity of the creature and then some.
Not even a second later, as the smog from the explosion began to mesh with the carbon monoxide from the flames, the Captain burst through the thick, black, cloud like mass and scooped up both girls in his arms.
Immediately sling them over his shoulder he cried, "OY! ANYONE WITH A PENIS 'AD BETTER BE LISTENIN' UP! THERE BE A SEWER EXIT TOWARD THE BACK NEAR THE EMPLOYEE LOUNGE! HEAD THERE IMMEDIATELY, 'LESS YA' WANNA BE ROASTED ALIVE LIKE COD FISH ON PINEAPPLE SKINS!" Abraham did not stop to make sure the two men left in the building had heard him, he simply didn't have the time, as he ran down the hall, deftly leaping over some of his trap wires in the process, and blitzed toward the sewer exit as the flames and napalm began to rage out of control even more.
"Here's hopin' ya' heard me, mates," the Captain muttered to himself with a deep frown.
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