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« on: June 02, 2009, 11:54:59 am »

Tin City; District 63; August 23, 10:30 p.m.

"So...are you sure this is the place?" inquired a shadowy figure, who's slight form was warped and twisted by the overhead streetlight that pierced into the dark alleyway where it stood. To any normal person it would appear as though the figure was speaking to itself, but in reality it was speaking into a small, round, metallic device with several little nobs and slits in it and on it.

"If our intelligence was correct, then this is the place Ebony Cookies. Though I do warn you to proceed with caution, Xergo Proxy Ultimate is known to be quite hostile and quite heavily armed. We're not sure where he got such advanced weaponry from, but it's safe to assume that it isn't from this time period," stated a young woman through the other end of the device. "Oh...and Cookies?"

"Yeah...Shelly?" Cookies inquired as it adjusted it's black newsboy cap and nondescript black trench coat and started to head out of the alleyway.

"Just...come back in one piece...alright?" Shelly said, her tone laced with concern and worry.

Cookies simply chuckled and shook its head. "Shelly I've never known you to worry about me like this. Is something wrong? Did you have nightmare, hon?" the shadowy figure inquired with a hint of amusement and concern as it stopped just short of a decrypted wooden door. Upon receiving silence as its reply, Cookies simply shook its head and sighed fitfully.

"Shelly, you've got to be more professional. A man's life is on the line...well I assume it's a man, I never actually met them in person so I'm not really sure if they," the darkly dressed figure said, starting to run off into a tangent that Shelly quickly ended.

"You're right, Cookies, don't worry about it. I'm alright."

"Well that's good to hear. Anyway, I should really get off of this Comnom before I give myself away. Goodbye Shelly," Cookies said as it looked up and down the red bricked apartment complex it was about to enter. The building definitely looked as though it had seen better days, with several bricks missing or jutting out at some spots, and several barred windows being broken.

"Alright, goodbye...Cookies," Shelly said before severing the link and leaving Ebony with only the sound of the sharp, crisp breeze whipping through its ears. Cookies was silent for a moment as it continued to hold the Comnom to its ear for a moment, but, after a few seconds, simply pocketed the device and started to turn the rusted nob of the entrance door.

"Why ever would someone want to live in a dump like this?" Cookies muttered to itself as it shook it's head and sighed.  Stepping into the building's main hall, Cookies immediately covered its nose and mouth as tears started to form in its eyes. "Ugh, why does it stink in here? It smells like something or someone died in here!" Cookies gasped and gagged as it tried to push past the stench of the building and make its way down the black and white, checkered pattern, tile floor at its feet. To Cookies' side were several wooden doors that were just as decrypted as the entrance door, if not more so, with various gold platted numbers practically begging to fall off of them.

"Jeez, I think these people should really think of hiring a cleaning service or something. I'm pretty sure this is unacceptable based on some city code or something," Cookies continued to mutter to itself as it prepared to head up a narrow, iron stairwell and out of the dimly lit entrance way.  Extracting its red, blue, and yellow feather duster, Cookies slowly made its way up the stairwell, making sure to stay in cover should Xergo Proxy Ultimate be onto it already, and made its way toward room 666.

After climbing all six flights of stairs, Cookies was surprised to find that the allegedly fearsome Xergo Proxy had yet to jump out of a wall and rip its head off with his bare hands. "Maybe today is just my lucky day," the darkly dressed figure whispered to itself with a small smile as it made its way toward room 666. Upon making it to room 666, Cookies thought it might actually be able to sneak up on Xergo Proxy and slowly turned the knob, and, finding it unlocked, quickly flung it open with its feather duster ready.

"XERGO PROXY ULTIMATE! YOU ARE HERE BY UNDER ARREST! PLEASE COME QUIETLY OR I WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE AGGRESSIVE MEASURES!" Cookies bellowed as it looked around the bare apartment and noted that there was absolutely nothing in the room aside from the standard refrigerator, sink, and stove combo that the city required all buildings to have.

"...well that was a waste of time," Ebony muttered to itself as it prepared to leave the building.

"Really now? A feather duster? My dear Cookies, how ever did you expect to defeat one such as myself with a magical feather duster?" the booming voice of what could only be Xergo Proxy questioned with a dark chuckle that made Cookies' blood run cold in its veins. "It's really a pity. Why are you trying to protect Xero? He's inferior to me in every way possible. What is occurring between us is simply nature taking its course. Survival of the fittest and all that jazz."

Cookies felt a cold chill run up its spine as it felt the presence of Xergo Proxy grow closer by the second.

"I'm afraid, if you don't desist in trying to capture me, I'll be forced to kill you Cookies. And we all know how dear, sweet Shelly would feel about that. You two have been best friends since second grade, am I right? It really would be a pity to have to rip you away from her, but I will if I must," Xergo Proxy's disembodied voice continued to boom as a sharp wind started to kick up in the apartment.

Cookies, ready to blot or pee itself, desperately forced itself to stand its ground and shouted, "I-I-I'm no-no-not scared of you Xergo Proxy. I'm going to capture y-y-you one w-w-way or th-th-the other!"

Xergo Proxy simply chuckled darkly in response as the wind rapidly started to increase its speed and power to the point where the refrigerator was practically throwing itself into the wind. And then, just as suddenly as it started, the wind died and a figure, no a phantom, appeared in the center of the room donning a black suit, white shirt, and black tie. Its face was no more then blue and violet flames that seemed to levitate a black fedora above its "head".

"Xergo Proxy!" Cookies gasped as the thing before him began to clap its hands mockingly.

"Good show, good show indeed Cookies. For a moment there you almost sounded confident, but what could an ugly tom-"

"Would you please just shut up and die already! Firgras!" Cookies bellowed as a pair of giant balls of fire expelled themselves from Cookies feather duster and hurtled toward Xergo Proxy. However, before it even made contact, the ball of fire suddenly died into wisps of smoke as Xergo Proxy continued to clap.

"Good try, good try. Now...it's my turn," Xergo Proxy stated in a deathly low tone of voice as he abruptly stopped clapping as curled his white gloved hands into fists.  Then, before Cookies could even blink, he vanished.

"What thACK!" Cookies rasped out breathlessly as it coughed of blood and felt bile rise to its throat. Its stomach felt as thought it might explode at any moment, and Cookies found itself blinded by the immense pain coursing through its very veins. Cookies was faintly aware that it was hoovering above the ground with Xergo's fist embedded in its stomach, but the pain was so blinding that it really didn't register with its mind.

"Pitiful, simply pitiful. But what else could I hope to expect from a,"

"FUCK YOU!" Cookies cried out in both rage and pain, tears forming in its eyes, as it lashed out with a vicious kick aimed at Xergo Proxy's head.  However, Xergo Proxy simply teleported again and Cookies feel flat on its back as its kick missed and Xergo Proxy dropped it.

Coughing up blood once again, Cookies tried to get back to its feet before it was too late, but immediately found itself hurtling into one of the apartment's crumbling walls as Xergo Proxy landed a particularly vicious kick to Cookies' ribs. Cookies heard a loud snapping sound and was faintly aware that Xergo Proxy had likely broken a couple of ribs. However, this awareness was soon replaced by even more blinding and numbing pain as Cookies' back slammed into the wall, nearly forcing the figure to black out.

"My, my, I must say that I'm quite disappointed Cookies. I expected better from you. Perhaps they should have replaced you with Ryo or Naki in this RP. You really are quite pathetic," Xergo Proxy muttered more to himself than to Cookies as a giant railgun suddenly appeared in his hands. "Well then, I suppose this is so long you silly little fool," Xergo Proxy Ultimate stated with a dark chuckle as he took aim at Cookies' limp form, which was practically embedded in the wall, and prepared to press the trigger.

"Goodbye Cookies. May you dreams be pleasant ones."
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« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2009, 06:17:43 pm »

Tin City; District 63; Disgusting Apartment; August 23, 10:40 p.m.

Xergo Proxy Ultimate paused and tilted his head, before turning to look to the side. Suddenly, the door to the apartment, which had shut itself when the wind had kicked up, flew out and slammed into him.

Or it would have, had he not held up a hand as the door flew towards him, and without ever touching the door, flung his arm to the side, with the door flowing around him as if propelled by some invisible force. If Xergo, had facial features, they would have been curved with disappointment at the sight of the person who stood there.

A dark skinned figure clad in blue and white striped pajamas and a green bathrobe with neatly combed back shoulder length hair and sunglasses stood there, arms crossed, with a seemingly dense aura of flames radiating form his body. The figure spat to the side, and the disgusting spittle mixed in with loogey landed on the already dirty floor, and the figure's hand went to the sword that was at his side.

"I see the circus has come to town." Xergo Proxy said in a snide voice. "Unfortunately, as you can see, I am busy, and have no intention of attending. If you would be so kind as to go carouse elsewhere,"

"Tch." The figure's bath robe flared dramatically as he reached for the sword that was sheathed in an elegant scabbard at his waist. He stepped into the room, his once lime green, but now somewhat dirtier and darker, cotton slippers creaked as he crossed the floor. "Unfortunately, I'm here to kill you, Xergo Proxy. For what you did three days ago."

"Ah," Xergo Proxy's face, if it could be called that, seemed to be grinning as he seemed to recall something. "Roy Doll. I have been waiting so eagerly for you since then." With a deep chuckle the fugitive turned his massive railgun in Roy Doll's direction.

"Hmph." Roy Doll narrowed his eyes and the two figures tensed up. In the distance, there was the sound of a water drop, and suddenly, there was the sharp crack of a rod being fired from a rail-gun and crashing through so many things. But Roy Doll was already standing beside Cookies, with a slight frown on his face. "You've done well to get this far, Cookies. Are you unhurt?"
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« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2009, 07:01:45 pm »

Tin City; District 63; Disgusting Apartment; August 23, 10:40 p.m.

Cookies weakly blinked a few times at the sound of a familiar voice. It took him a second to muster up the strength to speak, but when it did it rasped hoarsely, "Roy? You've...you've got...to get out of here. We're...no...match for him."

Cookies tried in vain to push the bathrobe clad man away, but it couldn't even muster the strength to lift its arms. "Roy, you've gotta get out of here and warn HQ. Xergo Proxy is getting stronger...a lot stronger," the dark clad figure rasped out as it nudged Roy away with its body.

"Hurry up and escape, I'll hold him off," Cookies said as it tried in vain to raise its feather duster. "Damn it, I'm too weak. Just leave me Roy. You've got...to warn Xero."
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« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2009, 07:35:57 pm »

Tin City; District 63; Disgusting Apartment; August 23, 10:40 p.m.

"Master Xero?" Roy Doll shook his head. "Cookies, you've got to get a hold of yourself. This freak pretender is no match for Master Xero." The bathrobe clad man glared and turned to face Xergo Proxy. "And he is no match for us, eith-"

And there was a loud crack from behind, and both Roy and Cookies were standing in front of the door to the disgusting apartment. Roy narrowed his eyes, but it was not easily visible through the sunglasses, so the gesture was wasted.

"I see."

And he did. He saw clearly that his arm had been blown off completely at the elbow. Blood, shattered bone, and torn muscle hung from the now damaged arm, and Roy Doll frowned.

"You've improved, Xergo Proxy Ultimate, as Cookies says. My hat is off to you."

"Thank you, Mr.Doll. I am profoundly fond of compliments." The mysterious figure leveled his rail canon at the two. "Unfortunately, we must bid farewell here."

"Indeed," Roy Doll said with a smile. As he did so, Xergo Proxy froze. and there was utter silence. Blood dripped from Roy's arm with a splatter, but other than that... And then it could be heard. The march. The march of millions, hundreds of millions of soldiers in perfect harmony making their way through the streets. The sound of boots striking pavement in almost perfect synchronization.

It was the Hell March.

"You didn't..." Xergo muttered.

Roy grinned and shook his head.

"I did."

"The legion..." Xergo muttered again. One of Roy's bone shards dropped down to the floor, covered in torn flesh and blood. "You are definitely an insane little man." With a sigh, Xergo vanished his rail canon into whatever mysterious place it went to when not in use, and a portal appeared beside him. "Well then, Doll, Cookies. Until next time." And with that, the mysterious man jumped into the portal, leaving them alone with the sound of billions upon billions marching in their direction. It was clear that soon, Tin City would be overrun.

Doll looked down at Cookies.

"Cookies. We have to go."
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« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2009, 08:30:17 pm »

Tin City; District 63; Disgusting Apartment; August 23, 10:44 p.m.

Cookies simply looked up blearily at Doll and tried to force words past its lips, but only succeeded into collapsing. Cookies was faintly aware that one of Xergo Proxy's strikes possibly caused some serious internal bleeding.
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« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2009, 08:58:29 pm »

Tin City; District 63; Disgusting Apartment; August 23, 10:50 p.m.

"Cookies? Cookies! Get a hold of yourself man! The legion will be upon us in minutes!" Roy Doll slapped his friend several times in an attempt to wake him up. "Damn. This can't end too well." The swordsman growled and stood up, then reached into one of the pockets on his robe with his good arm. "Let's see... judging by the distortion made by the doppler effect... They're still five minutes out. That should be just enough if I cut a few corners..." With that, he retrieved a small cube and held it up. The cube floated away from him and hovered above Ebony Cookies before the unconscious body was floated into the air.

Roy reached up to his glasses and tapped a button, and a microphone appeared, connected to them.

"HQ. Tell Shelley that I'm on my way with Cookies. My mark has escaped. Legion is on its way to tin city and should arrive within four minutes, thirty six seconds, and twelve nanoseconds as of the end of this sentence." With that, the microphone vanished and he held up his hand towards the wall. It glowed with immense light, and a sphere of light appeared in his hand. "Hailing Canon."

Rays of light burst from the orb and swirled forward, taking out a huge section of the wall. The swordsman reached behind him and grabbed the floating cube, then leapt out into the dark night of the city.
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« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2009, 09:26:25 pm »

Tin City; District 63; Just outside the Disgusting Apartment in the sky; August 23, 10:53

"Ah, Roy Doll, Master Xergo Proxy Ultimate told us you would try to make your escape before the Legion appeared, and left us here to stop you," stated an adorable little girl with bubble gum pink hair in a sickeningly sweet tone of voice. The girl, or, more appropriately, the loli, was hovering in the air much like Roy with the aid of a red and gold baton. However, more importantly, she was only donning a pair of bloomers and a too tight t-shirt.

"Master Xergo Proxy also told us that you had a thing for lolis...so what do you think? Will you go ahead and just die for us? Please?" the blue eyed girl inquired giving Roy the most devastating/seductive puppy dog pout she could muster. If Roy did indeed have a loli fetish it didn't help that the night air was freezing night air had made her nipples particularly hard under the thin fabric of her t-shirt. "By the way...I should have told you. We, The Lolis of Tin City, are the eternal enemies of the Legion, and for associating with them you must perish," stated with a sweet smile as hundreds of lolis wearing practically nothing, in all skin and hair colours, and all twirling batons appeared in the night sky behind her.

"Give it up, Roy Doll, even if you can suppress your loli hunger, there's no way you could bring yourself to actually hurt us," the pink haired loli stated with a sadistic smirk as she reached behind her back and extracted an automatic pistol, which she promptly raised and pointed at Roy's heart.


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Tin City; District 63; Disgusting Apartment; August 23, 10:55 p.m.

"Th-the cake... is delicious... Ngh..." Roy's eyes widened, bloodshot, as he floated in the air with Cookies lying prone behind him, and his bathrobe vanished, replaced by a tuxedo. Just as his head began to be replaced by a green blob with the words 'No picture available' splatterd across, he spoke again. "N...no... must not... must not fap..." The tuxedo and green blob faded away entirely, and Roy glared at the loli standing across from him. Had she remained alone, it would have been much harder to associate something so cute... something so utterly sexy... he shook his head again and glared back at her. It would have been impossible for him to displace her from being a threat, but the overwhelming appearance of lolis was enough to snap him out of it.

"I'm sorry, but I don't have time to play around with you. I've already wasted enough as it is." Roy Doll unsheathed his sword. The red blade glowed and rays of light flew into it until the blade was a blindingly bright white light. He leveled the sword in the direction of the lolis. "Disperse. Ray Wave." With that, he swung the sword from right to left, and an absolutely massive crescent blade of light flew forth towards the lolis. Not even stopping to see what came of them, he turned, took one look at his passenger, and started floating away...
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« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2009, 11:35:11 pm »

Tin City; District 63; Rooftop Across from the Disgusting Apartment; August 23, 10:55 p.m.

The figure watched in mild amusement as Roy's energy slash flew into the swarm of lolis, sending the mob of floating little girls flying around in wildly evasive maneuvers to avoid the attack.  It was an inefficient and showy attack, so indicative of Roy, but at the very least it worked in so far as it stopped the lolis from chasing him for a moment.

Of course, it would only be a matter of seconds before the unencumbered little girls gave chase of the fleeing pair.

With a sigh, Guyin rose to his feet and, just as the loli swarm began to mobilize for the chase, cleared his throat loudly.

"Uh-hm!"

All at once, the hundreds of little girls spun in midair to gaze up at the nondescript figure.  Wearing a dark, hooded cloak that revealed nothing of the person's appearance, only his voice gave away his gender.

Instantly a hush fell across the crowd.  They knew the person standing above them, or at least his reputation.  They knew they held no power over him, just as they knew that he not the kind of person to toy with.  A nervous shuffle passed through the gathered throng, several of the lolis on the far edge of the gathering looking over their shoulders at the departing duo, but too paranoid to actually turn their back on the cloaked figure.

Though the expression was hidden by his cloak, Guyin Cognito smirked to himself.

'Some things were just too easy.'  He waited another minute or two, relishing the worry and nervous expressions growing on the young girls' faces.

"Well ladies, and I do use that term loosely," he declared snidely, "Now that it's too late for you to catch up to those two, I'll take my leave."

With that, he turned around and vanished into the night, chuckling to himself all the way. 

Maybe he'd catch up with Cookie and Doll later on.
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« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2009, 09:29:29 am »

Tin City; District 63; Just outside of the Disgusting Apartment in the sky; August 23, 10:57 p.m.

The pink haired loli glared at the mysterious Guyin as he retreated and barely suppressed the urge to foolishly chase after him. After all, though she knew that he was a fearsome foe that would likely destroy her with nary a thought about it, the mysterious man did associate himself with Roy Doll, who associated himself with Legion. So, as such, by proxy, they were all enemies of...

"ONE DAY WE SHALL CRUSH YOU GUYIN COGNITO! I SWEAR BY THE NAME OF THE GRAND LOLI POO-BA, WE SHALL DEFEAT YOU!" the blue eyed loli bellowed while vehemently shaking her fist as a blond loli donning an incredibly tight sailor suit uniform came up behind her with a worried expression on her infinitely cute face.

"Patricia, it appears as though they've gotten away," the blonde stated in a worried and fearful tone as Patricia whipped around and snarled at her.

"I know that you idiot!" the pink haired loli snapped hotly before sighing and shaking her head in resignation. "Just contact Master Xergo Proxy and the Grand Loli Poo-ba and tell them that we ran into Guyin. I know they'll understand." With that Patricia floated away with the rest of the Loli Legion following behind her as the blond simply nodded and headed in another direction.

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Tin City; District 63; Currently hoovering above Tin City; August 23, 10:58 p.m.

As Roy continued to hoover in the sky, the bathrobe clad man was almost blindsided by a flying vehicle that stopped just at his side.  The flying vehicle looked as though it had been thrown together by a mad scientist that had an obsession with attaching carrots to propellers and seeing if they would fly. Of course the Carrochopper was a bit more complicated then that, but it was orange and the body did strangely resemble that of a carrot. However, one was almost certain that Roy didn't notice the vehicle itself, but rather the individual flying it.

"You're late, Roy Doll," stated a busty young woman with long jet black hair that extended past her thighs. Gorgeous didn't even begin to describe the woman who possibly sported a tight fitting white blouse, black blazer, and tight black skirt. Her face was unparalleled even by the goddess Aphrodite, and her figure was a perfect hourglass in shape.

"Hurry up and get Cookies into the Carrochopper," the woman said brusquely, not even waiting for Roy to reply as she took a long drag on her freshly lit cigarette, and pressed a button that caused the Carrochoppers side doors to open. "Heh, what would you two ever do without your best friend Izuna? Probably roll over and die like you almost did tonight, huh?" the woman inquired with a smirk.
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« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2009, 01:37:44 pm »

Tin City; District 63; Currently hoovering above Tin City; August 23, 10:59 p.m.

"Eat less carrots." Roy Doll said, floating Orchid into the odd flying machine. The footsteps of the Legion could be heard below, and Doll frowned, as he turned to look at the edge of the city. There they marched, with Longcat and Mudkips and The Mongler too, leading the way to a victory that need only be claimed. "Take us out of here. This place... is not long for the world."
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« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2009, 01:53:31 pm »

Tin City; District 63; Currently hoovering above Tin City; August 23, 11:00 p.m.

"It would seem that way," Izuka stated dryly as she flipped a few switches on the onyx dashboard before her and the Carrochopper suddenly became invisible. "Damn it Roy, did you have to summon the Legion? Tin City's going to be nothing but smoke and rubble at this rate. If we're really lucky they'll turn it into Anon City 2.5," the busty agent stated in a sour tone as she looked back and regarded Doll with a glare.

"I mean, you don't see Cookies summoning /b/, do you? No, because that would be insane."
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Tin City; District 63; Currently hoovering above Tin City; August 23, 11:00 p.m.


Doll waved her words off.

"Likely they'll set up shop for a couple of hours, turn the place into hell, screw with the natives, get bored, and find some new place to go infest. Tin City will survive, just as Habbo Hotel before it." Doll said as he floated into the now invisible machine. "Now, set a course for HQ. Take us in. We don't want to be here for this."
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« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2009, 02:42:17 pm »

Tin City; District 63; Currently hoovering above Tin City; August 23, 11:03 p.m.

"You're right, we should get out of here. I don't want to see this either," Izuna stated as she set a course for HQ. "Alright let's get going! Hyper-drive engaged, all systems are green...warp ready. And, we're out here!" the busty agent declared as she pressed the "red button" on the dash and the Carrochopper suddenly started to roar violently before everything simply turned into a blur of light.

Seconds later the group was at HQ.

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Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Clockwork HQ/Carrochopper Hangar; August 23, 11:10 p.m.

"Oh my god! Cookies!" a buxom Asian brunette cried out in horror as she ran past several men donning gas masks and black special forces uniforms. While not quite as gorgeous as Izuna, the woman was definitely attractive to say the least.

"Oh Cookies, you idiot!" the brown eyed girl snapped angrily as she beat on Cookies unconscious form, which was currently propped up on a stretcher, and glared down at it's face. "You idiot," she whispered hoarsely as she tried to fight back the tears that threatened to form in the corners of her eyes.

"Don't worry, Shelly, I'm sure that Cookies will be okay," Izuna stated calmly as she placed an arm around the distraught girl's shoulder and started to lead her away. "Come on, we'll go to the cafeteria and get you a hot cup of tea, then we can wait in the medical ward," the busty woman stated as Shelly simply nodded her head despondently.

Meanwhile, a medicale team was busy tending to Roy's wounds as a busty black woman approached Roy and frowned deeply. "Damnit Doll, how did you get yourself banged up like that? Replacement limbs aren't cheap," the raven haired woman grumbled irritably, though one could easily tell that she was worried about the man before her. "Let's get him to the medical ward too, and place him in one of the tanks," the African woman stated as she motioned for a pair of over muscled goons to get Roy onto a stretcher as well.

Meanwhile, everyone else present was scrambling throughout the colossal, jet black hangar trying to get to their respective Carrochoppers and Dogjets, which were shaped like hotdogs with turbines attached, as they prepared to do battle with Legion.

"You sure can make one hell of a mess Doll. You know the Chief hates Legion almost as much as he hates Xergo Proxy," the African woman stated as she ran a hand through her dreadlocks as she watched Cookies get rolled off and out of the hangar through sliding metallic doors.
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Tin City; District 63; Rooftop of the Dymler Building; August 23, 11:15 p.m.

Guyin watched with disinterest as the Legion swarmed the streets far below him.  Even from this height, though, he noted that despite the hell being unleashed across the entire city, the building upon which he was now perched was still in pristine condition and everyone was giving the building several dozen feet of space in all directions.

Had Roy actually summoned these . . . 'people' just to get himself out of a jam?  Well, perhaps if he'd actually told Roy that he'd be here to help out, instead of just showing up seemingly at random, then the guy wouldn't have felt the need.  But then if he actually went around telling people when he'd show up, all the fun of doing so would be lost.

Oops, there was the person he was looking for.  Well, one of them anyway, and he used the term 'person' loosely.  Moving casually he got up and made his way to the elevator in the building.  Tapping his toe a bit to the musak the elevator played as he traveled to the ground floor, he smiled to himself as he finally exited the building, though the endless depths of his dark hood hid this smile from the world.

He strode through the streets as the endless Legion present all stopped their insanity, as if frozen by his mere presence.  Guyin didn't even turn his head to acknowledge the near mindless minions as he made his way to the figure he'd seen from the roof top.

The Mongler froze just as surely as everyone else did, still in the midst of shoving a handful of vile pictures into the face of a nice, well adjusted looking woman.

"G-g-guyin Cognito?  What . . . what are you doing here?" asked the panicking Legionnaire.

Again Guyin's smile was hidden, though his shrug and upraised hands were quite obvious, and more than a few of the closer minions flinched in fear at the minor gesture.

"The question is, what are 'you' guys doing here.  And a better question is, what exactly 'could' I do here, if I decided that I wasn't a fan of this little invasion of yours and felt the inclination to actually do something?"

Sweat began to bead on The Mongler's brow as Guyin stared at him impassively, the abyss created by the hood of his long cloak appearing to stare right into his soul.

"I-i-invasion?  What invasion?   No need for you to unleash any hellfire, or disintegrate hundreds of mooks with a wave of your hand.  W-we were just passing through is all!  In fact, we were just getting on our way!"

Guyin smiled quite pleasantly and lowered his hands, yielding more than a few sighs of relief. 

"That's good to hear.  You can understand my confusion, what with there being so many of you passing through, but now that I know you're on your way, I'll be on my own way."

And with that, he wandered off down one of the side streets, quickly vanishing into the rapidly dissolving horde.
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« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2009, 04:46:00 pm »

Tin City; District 63; Streets of Tin City; August 23, 11:15 p.m.

"What? Where are you fools going?" One voice cried out in that small, small section of the rapidly dispersing legion members. "Ugh! Damned newfags! Go back to gaia, you cancerous filth!"

"And by Gaia, we mean hell," The Mongler stated, retrieving a large pump action shot-gun from Random-Space. He quickly set about filling the retreating, outed cancer with lead, just as true legion members set revealed similar such weaponry. It was a massacre as all those wearing the mask of Guy Fawkes were sprayed, shreded, and incinerated before the wrath of the old hands of /b/. The dying cried out in agony as their bodies were ripped apart and blood splashed forth, filling the dirty, crud-filled streets of Tin City with crimson liquid and the limbs of the damned.

The well adjusted woman from before sat still, a look of utter horror and shock upon her face as she watched the genocide occuring before her. Without bothering to look, The Mongler, who happened to be standing there, leveled his shotgun at her face. Moments later, she didn't have one.

"Heil 4chan!" Roared the voices of the legion as they stood over the corpses of their prey.

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Clockwork HQ/Carrochopper Hangar; August 23, 11:15 p.m.

Doll looked the other person of African descent in the eyes and shrugged.

"Xergo Proxy Ultimate has improved. And you know I keep regrown limbs on stock, just in case this sort of thing happens. This is only the second time this year, though," Doll said with a straight face. He turned to look away. "I'm more worried about Cookies. It's... It tried hard, but could do naught but lose against Xergo Proxy Ultimate. And Master Xero has still yet to report in to HQ since three days ago."

The african woman sighed.

"I just hope he doesn't try anything stupid. You give him too much credit, you know."

Doll smiled.

"We shall see, won't we?"

Tin City; District 63; Streets of Tin City; August 23, 11:20 p.m.

The Mongler climbed a crudely build mound of corpses and limbs, clad fully in the thick armor of his emperor. In his hands was a portable laser canon. The literally faceless armored mooks behind him dragged up a flag with a picture of four leaves on it. They shoved the flag down into the mound, stabbing the shaft through one of the disembodied hands, punching through flesh and bone. The pristine white flag waved cleanly in the night air.

The Mongler reached up to the headset he was wearing and looked out.

"General Desu. Status report."

"Yes, desu! We've flanked the city as planned, desu! If the Abrahamic Alliance's base is here, they will be unable to escape, de~~~su! Over, desu!"

The mongler sneered. It was a nasty, gritty scowl that bunched up the features on his face, and combined it with the darkest grin he could have made.

"Good. I will have to thank that fellow that that deserter, Xergo Proxy Ultimate, so kindly 'warned' us about, for allowing us to purge the unclean." The Mongler looked up into the sky, where a fleet of The Legion's various air carriers, orbirters, and battleships could be seeing flying in. Several Zerg queens and Overlords trailed behind them, all completely under the influence of the one true emperor. "Mongler to Delta Squad. You will begin the sweep of the city. I give you full authorization to completely and totally annihilate the fuck out of any Abrahamic Alliance soldiers you find."

"Sir, yes sir!" The voices of his loyal soldiers cried out as one in response.

The Mongler continued to sneer as he turned around to see the armies of the legion as they began to march and chant their anthem.

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     Anonymous works as one, because none of us are as cruel as all of us.

     Anonymous cannot be harmed, no matter how many Anonymous may fall in battle.

     Anonymous doesn't fall in battle, anyway.

     Anonymous is everyone

     Anonymous is everywhere.

     Anonymous cannot be out-numbered.

     Anonymous is a hydra, constantly moving, constantly changing. Remove one head, and nine replace it.

     Anonymous reinforces its ranks exponentially at need.

     Anonymous has no weakness or flaw.

     Anonymous exploits all weaknesses and flaws.

     Anonymous doesn't have a family or friends.

     Anonymous is your family and friends.

     Anonymous is not your friend.

     Anonymous is not your personal army.

     Anonymous is in control at all times.

     Anonymous does not accept failure, Anonymous delivers.

     Anonymous has no identity.

     Anonymous cannot be betrayed.

     Anonymous does it for the lulz.

     Anonymous is proof that humanity as a whole is absolutely insane.

     Anonymous are created as equals.

     Anonymous can, will, and has already done everything you can think of.

     Anonymous is an unstoppable force.

     Anonymous obeys the Code.

     Anonymous is Legion.

     Anonymous does not forgive.

     Anonymous does not forget. "

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« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2009, 07:22:27 pm »

Tin City; District 63; Beneath the Streets of Tin City; August 23, 11:22 p.m.

Guyin whistled casually to himself as he ran with blinding speed through the sewers of Tin city, randomly slashing through random seeming pipes every few yards as he continued his high speed sprint.  Above his head, dust rained down as the pounding feet and monotonous chanting went on above his head.  He hadn't expected the entire mob to disperse, but causing the Mongler to pee in his armor was always good for a laugh, and he'd needed to borrow one of the nameless minion's sword for his current endeavor.

There was a reason he preferred to work alone.  Well, two, really.  One, getting large groups of people mobilized for a fight took tediously long.  Two, his personal motto that prevented him from playing well with others, even other 'good' guys.

"If you you can't find a good way to do something . . . then find an evil way to do it."

He just needed one more thing, luckily he knew just where to get one.

Tin City; District 63; Streets of Tin City; August 23, 11:31 p.m.

The Mongler continued his mindless, yet impassioned chanting as he marched down the street with his endless hordes.  Not being the brightest bulb, combined with the fact that he was wearing such heavy armor and the endless roar of his minions meant it took him a few moments to realize that something odd was going on.

Slightly confused, he looked around, only to notice a, by now familiar figure marching beside him.  The hooded figure seemed to be holding a much more familiar laser cannon and fiddling with the controls a bit.  A moment later, the cloaked figure looked up.

"Yo, how's it going, Mongler?" Guyin asked in an absent tone.

Not sure how to deal with this new sight, Mongler kept marching, even as he looked at the man at his side in incomprehension.

"What - what are you doing back?  I thought you left?"

Guyin shrugged.  "I thought you were leaving too.  Looks like we were both mistaken.  Say, you don't mind if I borrow this, do you?"  He hefted the massive energy weapon in question.

"W-what do you think you're doing with that!?  Even with such a powerful weapon you could fire it till the batteries bled dry and not even put a scratch into our horde!"

Guyin rolled his eyes, though the gesture was lost.  "Why must people always think I'm up to something?  Do you really think I would try to use this big ol' fire cracker to blast a few mooks?  Naw, I just got something to do a few stories up, then I'll bring it right back, I promise."

With that, Guyin leapt up, disappearing into the smoke and darkness of the armageddon that Mongler's own troops had created.

Guyin landed a few seconds later on the roof of one of the taller buildings, still playing with the controls of the laser weapon to make sure it was all working right.

"There we go, all set."  He smiled as he aimed the weapon precisely where he needed it to hit, and pulled the triggerl.  Instantly, a high intensity laser shot out from the barrel of the weapon, melting instantly through the manhole cover and detonating the natural gas which now filled the entire sewer line running all the way down from the north end of the main street tot he south end of the city.

The result was, to say the least, quite spectacular, as a massive chain of explosions bisected the entire city neatly in half, towering pyres of flame reaching high into the sky, sending thousands upon thousands of the highly packed Legion flying high into the air and searing thousands more on the ground.

Guyin smiled.  Sure, he barely but a dent in the Legion, and likely caused more chaos than the Legion itself did with its entire march . . . but it was so much fun!  He was sure that Roy and the rest of his friends could clean up the rest of the mess.

Besides, he knew how much these people loved Flame Wars.
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« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2009, 08:17:30 pm »

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Clockwork HQ-Command Central; August 23, 11:25 p.m.

"General Mahaloli, it appears as though someone is attacking the Legion from within!" cried a scrawny young man donning a cos-play NERV uniform and a pair of sleek black frames as his mouth hung agape in surprise.

"Heh! It must be the mysterious Guyin Cognito! He's the only person foolish enough to try to incite the Legion alone. Hehehe, well done Guyin, this should give us the time needed to launch or counterattack!" declared the sky blue haired loli known as Mahaloli as she shot a thumbs up at a giant, high-tech screen that displayed several members of the horde being blown away by laser fire. For her part General Mahaloli was donning a Gendo Ikari cos-play outfit, and the rest of her staff were also donning cos-play NERV uniforms as they sat with their head's practically buried in their keyboards and computer screens.

"Alright, men, prepare to launch!" the pink eyed loli declared excitedly as she pressed down a red button at her expansive desk, and patched herself through to the hangar, "And don't forget to load up the Boxxybabe bombs! Nothing causes more infighting within the Legion then a Boxxybabe bomb!"

"General! It's Monar, we've been contacted by Monar! 2ch is sending reinforcements!" cried a lanky brunette as Mahaloli simply smirked and nodded at her perch high above the others.

"Heh, I knew those pics of me and the rest of generals would get them on our side. Nothing better then a loli gangbang video to get 2ch to help out. Besides, I know there are a few who hate those damn /b/tards and 4chan." the blue haired loli whispered to herself with a wider smirk before laughing a very Kodachi Kuno laugh. Pausing in her laughing fit to look around for a moment, General Mahaloli thought to herself, 'You know...I'm kinda getting sick of this NERV HQ layout, maybe I'll get Roy Doll to draw up some sketches for a new Command Center after I get over wanting to rip his spine out for summoning Legion.

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Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Clockwork HQ-Medical Ward; August 23, 11:43 p.m.

"Damn it Cookies! Hang in there! Don't you die on me!" snapped the African woman, now donning sea green surgeon garments, who had previously been addressing Roy Doll. Her once clear brow was now drenched with sweat as she feverishly worked away at trying to save Ebony Cookies life. "Damn it! How did Xergo Proxy manage to make all of its internal organs explode?! How powerful is that guy?!" the doctor snapped as she and her crew tried to salvage anything they could, but were rapidly finding it more and more useless as they noticed that more and more of Cookies organs were nothing but goo.

"Doctor Kusimba!" snapped one of the female nurses as she tried to yank the panicking doctor away from her patient. However, the doctor viciously pushed her away and into a metal table as she continued to try to save Cookies, though she knew it was beyond hope at this point.

"Damn it! Damn it all!" Dr. Chipo snapped as she pushed herself away from the operating table, almost in tears. At this point the overhead light was blinding and hot as she motioned for the crew to cease their efforts and called for a clean up crew to remove the body.

"Damn it Cookies, how could you let this happen! Clones aren't cheap you asshole!" the good doctor snapped as she slapped the faceless corpse of Cookies hard before it could be rolled out of the room. "Whatever," Chipo ended up muttering bitterly as she threw off her rubber gloves and headed out of the room.

"Janice, call the clone sector and tell them we're going to need another Cookies."

"Alright, but they have two of them on standby...you know, because of the accident."

Chipo simply sighed and shook her head tiredly before waving the girl off. "Just pick one, I don't care which sex it is. Flip a coin or something."

Janice, a blonde still donning her surgeons attire, simply nodded and headed out of the operating room to the clone ward.

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Tin City; District 63; Just over the center of the Legion; August 23, 11:50 p.m.

"Alright men. Prepare to drop the Boxxybabe bomb!" declared a pilot in Dogjet as a group of forty swooped in low of the scene and prepared to drop their load onto the horde below. "Alright, 3, 2, 1...SHOOT YOUR LOAD!"

With that thousands of precariously shaped missiles were fired at the Legion with the voice of Boxxybabe blaring loudly. No one knew what would happen if they managed to impact with the horde, and no one knew if they would actually hit. They could only pray that their aim was true, and that their load would deliver.
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« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2009, 09:38:02 pm »

Tin City; District 63; Streets of Tin City; August 23, 11:31 p.m.

The Mongler had long ago began to smell the gas that was coming in from beneath the streets, and made the appropriate corrections to his strategy. When Guyin Cognito had borrowed his laser, which The Mongler had only been too happy to give up after he'd surreptitiously set it to self destruct within moments after the laser was fired, and considering there was no visible timer nor audible indication of the pending explosion, there was no way Guyin could possibly know about the bomb he now held. Honestly, he deserved an Oscar for that last performance.

Just moments before the laser was fired, he signaled those nearest him, and they all halted immediately. A golden-white bubble shield with hexagonal patterning appeared around him and his men. When the massive, city splitting explosions came, rocking him and his trusted officers, The Mongler looked up and waited. Within the bubble, nothing had been harmed; the temperature inside hadn't even raised a single degree.

This devestating blow to Tin City was more than The Mongler could have ever asked for. With the city now sporting a cleft that reached deep down into the Earth straight down the middle, there was no way the Abrahamic Alliance would continue to hide in waiting. The fools would attribute this latest development to The Mongler's usual tactics, caring not for who his soldiers destroyed as long as his goals were met.
 

When the smoke died down, The Mongler was pleased to see a Zerg Overlord flying down to them. The Overlord landed and The Mongler and his men boarded it. Within moments, the overlord was high in the sky, flying towards the clouds as the Great Carrier, a vessel so massive it overshadowed the city, came within visual distance.

"General Desu. Continue with the original plan. Guyin Cognito's last move will definitely send all the Abrahamic Alliance soldiers within the city out in a suicidal fury, in the name of their imagined God."

"Yessss~ Desu!" The pippy voice of the woman on the other side of the comnom responded.

The Mongler grinned his trademark grin, the one which had earned him the nickname "Grinman" many a eon ago.

Today was a good day to be Anonymous.


Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Clockwork HQ-Medical Ward; August 23, 11:43 p.m.

"Mr.Doll, we need you to act as the ambassador between Clockwork and Ni-Chan. Are you ready for deployment?"

Roy Doll tested his newly arm by clenching and unclenching the fist several times.

"Good as new." The man reached over to the bed pan by his side and picked out his sunglasses. Nearby, his green bathrobe and pajama shirt was hanging over a chair.

"Roy Doll?"

The black man hopped off of the medical bed and walked over to retrieve his shirt and bathrobe.

"Of course, Chief. The Doll is always ready to roll. You know that." He said as he began to get dressed.

"Good. Report to the Carrochopper Bay. A Jetpack is waiting for you there."

"Of course," The man said as he slipped on his sunglasses. By the door stood his sword in its scabbard. The dark skinned man walked over towards it and picked it up, strapping it to is belt as he continued on his way through the corridors of the base. "Let's do this."
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« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2009, 10:06:27 pm »

Tin City; District 63; Streets of Tin City; August 23, 11:32 p.m.

Guyin frowned as he bounced the deactivated energy core of the laser canon in his hand.  It appeared that the gods were against him on this mission.  Of course, despite the Mongler being unusually smart, to the point of precognition (apparently he'd been studying under Light lately), he hadn't had nearly a fraction of the time to actually get any of his troops to safety so the tens of thousands of people lining the center of the city had been burned to ash.

Still, Guyin knew when the fates were against him.  If everything he was going to try to do to help the good guys would fail, then it was time to start trying to help the bad guys and see how that worked out.

Still, since he knew the bad guys wouldn't exactly be happy to see him, he'd have to do this a little more roundabout.

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Clockwork HQ- Front Door; August 23, 11:42 p.m.

The guards that were on duty at the front gate opened it quickly when they noted that it was Guyin knocking on their front gate.  The large doors swung inward rapidly and the four guards ran forward to see if the wayward member of their organization was harmed or not.

Three of the four guards dropped dead instantly, throats torn out.  The fourth could only stare into the dark abyss of Guyin's hood, unable to see his twisted smile.  "W-why?"

Guyin chuckled darkly.  "Don't mind me, I just wanted to give a tour to some 'old friends' of mine."  He gestured over his shoulder to the hundreds of raging Lolis and hundreds of thousands of the Legion (both brought together by their uncontrollable hate for the one man that had embarrassed both groups so thoroughly lately) that were charging towards the gate, all intent on murdering Guyin.  The fact that he had led them directly to the base of the Abrahamic Alliance was completely coincidental . . . really.

Smiling to himself, he disappeared into the shadows as the multitude of murderous beasts and seductive little girls surged past him, now fully intent on having discovered their greatest enemies base with their doors wide open.

Guyin chuckled to himself.  He certainly hoped no one was stuck in surgery or anything like that at the moment.
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« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2009, 10:56:26 pm »

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Clockwork HQ-Command Central; August 23, 11:44 p.m.

"Damn that Guyin! What does he think he's doing?! Is he trying to betray us by leading all of our enemies here?!" Mahaloli snapped angrily as the giant monitors throughout Command Central flashed red and read "WARNING! IMMINENT DEMISE HIGHLY PROBABLE!"

"General Mahaloli, what do we do?! We're about to be overrun!" cried a scrawny man with jet black hair.

General Mahaloli simply scowled at the man as she hit a green button on her desk which caused her large chair, which was far too big for her, to sink into the ground and disappear down a secret tunnel. "Damn you Guyin, when I find you I'll be sure to hang you up by the toes and force you to endure Yaoi fanboys ravaging you," the blue haired loli muttered to herself as she traveled down the tunnel at speed that made the silver tubes composing it blur into one. And then, just as suddenly as she had entered, Mahaloli was shot out of the tube right in front of the swarming horde before her, and in her hand she held the Torah, the Bible, and the Koran.

Mahaloli said nothing as the Legion threatened to overwhelm her, but instead simply raised a lighter to the "sacred texts" and lit them on fire before dropping them at her feet. "I hate God and the Abrahamic Alliance. There, are you happy? Go get Pedobear and rape those flying lolis if you have soooooo much time on your hands," the pink eyed loli stated sourly as she hit a button on her chair and suddenly shot back out of sight.

With that, presumably all hell broke loose.

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Clockwork HQ- Clone Ward; August 23, 11:50 p.m.

"So the boy, 'eh?"

"Well I flipped a coin and it came up heads," Janice said with a nonchalant shrug as the clone technician mimiced her, and shook his gray, balding head.

"Alrighty then. Here we go, another fresh Cookies coming right up," the clone tech. stated as he hit a few shiny buttons on a high-tech looking tube full of green fluid. The fluid almost immediately rushed out of the tube, and only left a dangling  male body attached to a few plugs and chords. "Alright, Cookies, it's time to wake up," the tech. stated simply as the tube slowly popped up and open as Cookies was lowered down and the tubes began to detach themselves.

Within in seconds the new Cookies was blinking blearily as Janice handed him a black fedora, a Yuki Nagato cos-play uniform, a bass guitar, and a new black trench coat along with a V for Vendetta style face mask.

"Welcome back Cookies," Janice said simply with a small smile.

Cookies simply nodded back as he put on the clothes and waited for Janice to hand him his magical feather duster.

Janice promptly did so when the man was fully dressed and waited for him to finger comb his long, curly locks before briefing him on what happened. When she was sure that the man was finished getting dressed, the blond loudly cleared her throat and said, "As you well know, you are a clone of the original Ebony Cookies, who died in the line of action. Also, as your s-"

Janice found herself cut off as Cookies, sounding as though he was mumbling somewhat past his mask, stated, "My sole duty is to destroy Xergo Proxy, and, should the need arise, terminate Guyin Cognito. I understand, now get me some foot porn and a bottle of Powerthirst so I can do the damn thing." With that Cookies gently pushed past Janice out of the Clone Ward, and made his way to the hangar in order to get outfitted with his hoover segway.

"Don't you worry, Xergo Proxy Ultimate, I won't be beaten so easily next time," Cookies muttered to himself as he strode down the corridor.

All that was left was to catch up with Roy Doll and get debriefed by Mahaloli.
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« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2009, 11:29:09 pm »

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Clockwork HQ; August 23, 11:45 p.m.

Guyin rolled his eyes as he walked out and poured a glass of water on the three burning books.  He then snapped his fingers loudly to get the attention of the battling hordes just inside the gates of the Clockwork HQ.  Being the polite hordes, they all stopped fighting to pay attention.

"Uh-uh-um!" he cleared his throat loudly before declaring.  "Superman could kick Goku's ass, and Loli are brainless bimbos that aren't even old enough to drive!"

Instantly, all the gathered Legion and Lolis roared in rage and charged towards him, right into the heart of the Clockwork HQ, maiming, killing and otherwise annoying all in their way.

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Clockwork HQ-Command Central; August 23, 11:51 p.m.

Guyin waved casually to Mahaloli and everyone else present in the Command Central as he walked in (after making sure to close the door behind him and lock it to keep the raging hordes out) and found the nearest chair to sit down in.  He'd been on his feet for awhile now, and it felt good to take a load off.  Feeling a bit lazy, he kicked up his heels onto a nearby control panel and turned to the general.

"So, what's the situation, Mahaloli?  We ready to move against that Xergo Proximity Ultimatum guy that everyone's in such a huff about?"

Of course, he had to speak up a bit to be heard over the howling and banging from right outside the blast door.
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« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2009, 11:40:21 pm »

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Clockwork HQ-Command Central; August 23, 11:52 p.m.

General Mahaloli simply glared at Guyin for a moment as she folded her arms over her chest and pouted cutely. "You know, Guyin, this whole double-agent thing realllllly isn't working too well for me," Mahaloli stated as she unfolded her arms and ran her fingers over her high-tech arm rest before adding, "I think you need to prove your worth to the organization again...AND I CAN'T THINK OF A BETTER WAY FOR YOU DO SO THEN DO DEFEAT THE AIRMAN!"

With that said, the blue haired loli slammed her palm down on a blue button which activated the teleport function on Guyin's chair. "See ya' around, Guyin-baby!"
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« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2009, 11:59:15 pm »

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Carrochopper Hangar; August 23, 11:52 p.m.



"Roy, it seems the Legion, that you so casually invited, has shown up at our front doorstep. What do you plan to do about this?"

"Legion? Here?" Roy Doll frowned as he adjusted the jet-pack. "This is not good. This HQ will be overrun in minutes. Do you have any idea why that happened?"

"Guyin lead them straight here. We're not sure, but it seems that somewhere along the line, we were confused for the Abrahamic Alliance."

"Is that so," Doll thought with a frown as he secured some belts and straps. "It seems I will have to be quick in my meet with Ni-Channel. They are the only force capable of even slowing Legion, let alone stopping it." And it was true. After all, 2chan was the original that 4chan had been based on. Moot, The Holy Four Emperor, and his loli wife, Yotsuba, had been inspired to create 4chan, by Moot's trip to 2chan many years ago. Spurred on by visons of an English Language Equivalent to 2chan, Emperor Mootles, and his one time Generallisimo, W.T. Snacks, had ruled 4chan with grace, inviting in those who would one day become Legion. Regretting his mistake - the creation of Anonymous - The Holy Four Emperor blamed his failings on his right hand man, and exiled him. Only, in Snacks' absence, things had become steadily worse, and rather than admit defeat, Moot had changed, becoming the Holy Four Emperor known in 4chan today. And then there was /b/-day, but that was another story entirely...

"I'll be back as soon as possible, command," Doll said into his comnom. "Do try to stay alive. We must defeat Xergo Proxy Ultimate."
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« Reply #24 on: June 04, 2009, 12:08:12 am »

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Clockwork HQ-Command Central; August 23, 11:53 p.m.

Guyin reappeared in a flash of light, still reclined in the same chair.  Casually, he brushed a few overly large leaves from his cloak.

"What, are you kidding me with that?  Airman?  I may not have any idea who or what is going on in the rest of this crazy 4chan world, but I beat Megaman 2 before you were even old enough to tantalize creepy old Japanese businessmen, Mahaloli."

He spun around in his chair, smiling for no one to see.  "Besides, don't think of this as me turning on you, think of me as bringing the Legion back to the person that summoned it in the first place.  If Roy is so willing to let hundreds of thousands of people die just to help him escape one fight, then I figure the rest of his buddies should enjoy the same treatment."

As his chair finally came to a stop, he turned to look at the General once more.  "So what's the happy-haps, then?  Generaloli?  You want my help, or should I head back out there and see if anyone else wants my help?"
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« Reply #25 on: June 04, 2009, 02:50:44 am »

The air above the Forsaken Dunes; August 23, 11:52 p.m.

Roy looked down at the rubble and mass chaos that Tin City had become in less than an hour after Legion's arrival. It was sad to see what had become of the gritty little town, mostly full of dirty little criminals like Xergo Proxy, and similar scum, who'd done unthinkable things - some, even worse than Xergo Proxy Ultimate himself - but...

... okay, so honestly he didn't give a damn that some innocent people were being slaughtered down there, too. He couldn't, casualties came with the territory, especially when dealing with guys like Xergo Proxy Ultimate and Legion. Summoning Legion hadn't been a bad idea; there was an Abrahamic Alliance base in Tin City, and if it turned out, like usual, that ever 'innocent' citizen in the city was actually an Abrahamic Alliance member, all the better.

He had no idea why he was feeling so introspective, really, just that his mind was wandering.

The man turned and gunned the rocket pack on his back. The flames it was generating exploded in size and changed color, from red to bluish white, sending Doll flying towards the horizon.
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Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Clockwork HQ-Command Central; August 23, 11:54 p.m.

Mahaloli simply gaped at Guyin for a moment, her eyes wide, as her mind tried to come up with a plausible explanation for his quick return. “B-B-But that’s imposs-” the blue haired loli stuttered out before taking a moment to look down at her arms rest, and, upon doing so, the pink eyed girl frowned deeply.  “DAMN IT, I MEANT TO SELECT THE JAPANESE VERSION! MOTHER%$&#@%$!” Mahaloli snapped, practically frothing at the mouth for a moment, as she banged her arms on her arm rest.

After a moment of cursing her lungs out, Mahaloli took a few deep breaths in order to calm herself and turned to regard Guyin with a sickeningly sweet smile.  “You know what, Guyin-baby, we sure could use your help…IF ONLY WE KNEW WHETHER OR NOT YOU WERE ACTUALLY ON OUR SIDE!” the raging loli snapped as she reached her tiny hands out toward Guyin’s invisible neck while simultaneous opening and clenching them menacingly.

However, just as soon as she had started, Mahaloli simply allowed her arms and head to drop to drop and sighed in defeat.  “Alright, Guyin, 2ch will be here in a minute, but we need to hold those guys off.  The blast doors might be able to keep the Loli Legion out, but The Legion won’t be held at bay for long.  See about meeting up Roy Doll and Ebony Cookies in the hangar,” the blue haired loli stated simply as she snapped her fingers and a young burly Latino young man wearing a speedo and a name tag on his groin that read “Mahaloli’s Servant and Mindless Sex Slave” ran up to the pair with a missile launcher in his arms.

Mahaloli immediately motioned for the young man to hand the missile launcher over to Guyin.  “Now don’t even think about turning this on us, because it would be pointless.  Much like our recently failed air strike, due to the fact that Legion had already left the city, this missile launcher is equipped with Boxxybabe missiles,” the blue haired loli stated with a dark chuckle. Her plan was going so well as she was now starting to get an understand of just what kind of person Guyin was.

“Anyway, now, if you don’t flippin’ mind, can you get out there and create some chaos within The Legion!”

“Major Ebony Cookies reporting for duty, ma’am!” exclaimed the voice of Ebony Cookies stated through Mahaloli’s Comnom.

“Cookies!  Damn it’s good to hear from you again!  I’m going to need to help Guyin hold off The Legion until 2ch or that lazy bastard Master Xero arrives!” Mahaloli snapped excitedly as she snatched up her Comnom and grinned like a mad woman.

“…Roy summoned /b/?…goddamn it Roy,” Cookies grumbled through the Comnom as Mahaloli simply rolled her eyes in agreement.  “Alright ma’am, I’m on it. But are you sure you want me working with Guyin?  Don’t tell him I said this, but…he’s kinda flakey.”

“Cookies…his sitting right next to me.”

“…”

“…”

“…”

“Oh damn…that’s not good.”

Once again Mahaloli was forced to roll her eyes and shake her head in disgust before muttering, “Just do your damn job moron.”  With that she severed the link and turned to Guyin expectantly.

“Welllllll? What are you waiting for?!”

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Clockwork HQ- Hover Segway Hangar; August 23, 11:54 p.m.

“Cookies! Wait!” came the cry of what sounded to be a familiar voice.

Cookies, who was moments away from boarding his segway to combat the Legion menace, stopped dead in his tracks at the boarding platform and turned just in time to have Shelly leap into his arms.

“Cookies, you bastard, how can you be so excited about going to do battle again!  You…or, well, another you, just died!” the buxom Asian snapped bitterly as she started to pound on the trench cloak wearing man’s chest.

Cookies simply shook his head and smirked as he hugged Shelly tightly and ran a leather gloved hand through her hair.  “Shhhh, it’ll be alright Shelly.  After all, I’ve got a six pack of Powerthirst Rawberry!” the masked man stated excitedly as he gentle pushed the distraught brunette away and held up what was indeed a six pack of Rawberry Powerthrist.

“With this, Xergo Proxy and the Legions are as good as finished!” Cookies said with triumphant chuckle and a thumbs up.

Shelly could only shake her and head and smile a weary smile as Cookies continued his antics by doing a little tap dancing.  “You know…if you’re going to go out there…then I’m coming with you!” the brown eyed girl declared resolutely as Cookies abruptly stopped in his antics, grabbed her face, and shook it imploringly.

“NOOOO!  Stay here, stay here as long as you can!” the masked man stated as he abruptly released Shelly’s face and shook his head.  “Besides, I think between Roy Doll and myself we have suicidal maniacs pretty much covered,” Cookies stated as he turned away and prepared to leave.

“Hmph!  Well then, perhaps I should show you who exactly you’re dealing with, Major Coookies!  Do you really want to anger your superior by turning down her request?!” Shelly snapped from behind Cookies, who simply waved her off.

“Shelly what the hell are you talking about?  You’re my assistant, not my superior,” the masked man stated simply as he boarded his jet black segway and prepared to depart into the dunes and the horizon.

“Heh…I’ve hidden this from you for quite sometime, Ebony, but now…I think I’ll show you who I really am,” Shelly stated in a dark tone as she began to chuckle to herself.  Suddenly there was a sound of something being unzipped and Cookies turned around to find a loli on stilts standing in what appeared to be an Asian girl bodysuit.

“WHAT THE $#%@%&*$#@%$$#*@#?!” Cookies cried out in shock and surprise as a brown haired loli he immediately recognized as General Rajahloli winked and smiled at him.

“That’s right, Cookies-baby, I’ve been General Rajahloli in disguise.  You see, after second grade I never really aged, and I used to wonder why until the Great Master Xero informed me that I was one of the six loli generals destined to lead the Clockwork Organization,” Rajahloli, who actually simply looked like a tween version of Shelly, dropped down from her stilts and strode over to a smaller, pinker hover segway.

Cookies was in shock as he watched the loli, donning nothing more than a miniature version of a blue and gold Chinese dress, step onto her segway and start it up.  “B-B-But that means!” Ebony exclaimed.

“That’s right, you had sex with an Asian girl bodysuit and a loli,” Rajahloli stated with a seductive wink as she prepared to leave.  “Now get your sorry ass in gear soldier!  We’ve got the Loli Legion and The Legion to deal with!” the brunette snapped, pulling a 360 in terms of her attitude, and shot out of the hangar.

Cookies could stare blankly at the horizon for a moment as his mind tried to process what had just occurred.  However, the masked man ultimately settled on letting nothing make sense, as it was easier on his brain, and shot out of the hangar himself.

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Clockwork HQ- Directly behind the Legion Invaders; August 23, 11:56 p.m.

“Damn,” Rajahloli snapped as she hovered above the hordes of Loli and regular Anon Legion before her.  “Hey Cookies, get down there and do something about that,” she said offhandedly as Cookies simply shot her a weary glare.

“Whatever…how are we supposed to do anything to these guys again?”

“…I…don’t know exactly.”

“Well that’s just fan-fucking-tastic.”
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« Reply #27 on: June 04, 2009, 10:33:36 am »

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Clockwork HQ-Command Central; August 23, 11:55 p.m.

Guyin looked to the rocket launchers, then looked to the general, then did so again, his droll stare so powerful it actually pierced the darkness of his hood.

"I swear, you Lolis are so uppity.  Fine, I can at least help with the Legion problem."

Ignoring the speedo clad man (which was quite easy, actually) Guyin stood up and wandered over to the badly deforming blast door.

"I mean, sure the Legion is all but invincible and impossible to deal with, but I've learned one thing over the years."

With that, he swung open the door, a move which surprised the people on the other side of said door so much that they could only stare at him in confusion for a moment.  The look of horror on the general's face as he so casually opened the door to the enemy forces was also amusing.

The massive, armor plated behemoths, each standing over eight feet high in their bloodstained and rusted armor, each holding massive swords or laser cannons of their own stood their expectantly for a moment . . . Until Guyin reached up and casually pulled the face mask off of the nearest Legion member-

Revealing a nine year old boy coke bottle glasses, buck teeth and poor personal hygiene.

Instantly every Legion member in the entire base screamed in sympathetic horror and began to flee the base as fast as their legs could carry them.

Guyin spun around, juggling the mask and smiling.  "As powerful as Anon is, that power only exists as long as one is actually anonymous.  As soon as you strip that protection away, well, you can see the results."

With that, he wandered over and took his seat again.  "So, there's half of your problem solved, anyway.  I'm sure Roy and Cookie are much more suited to dealing with Lolis than I am so I'm gonna take my five minute break."
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Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Clockwork HQ-Command Central; August 23, 11:55 p.m.

General Pedobear glared at the retreating form of Guyin Cognito. The fact that he'd simply 'unmasked' one of the Legion was a terror unto itself, considering the amount of technical and mystical wizardy that went into the protection of most Legion members. However, the truth was, many members, even of the true Legion, were too lazy to engage their Proxy Gears, which made revealing their identity all but impossible, instead leaving an infinite loop of redirecting.

The sad fact of the matter was, due to Bear's preference, his soldiers were of the... younger, more careless variety. Therefor it was perfectly understandable that only a few of his trusted officers had bothered to enable the Proxy Gears, leaving those who had not, or simply didn't even know to, to flee in terror.

"Guyin Cognito," Boomed the voice of the angry child molesting bear, who had once been a benevolent 2ch idol by the name of Kuma, "I will not forget this incident. Anonymous nevar forgets." With that, the bear, and his fe remaining officers, engaged their Disconnect function, and vanished from sight in a burst of numbers and digits and foreign looking symbols.

Far from Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; 2ch Command Ship; August 23, 11:58 p.m.

In the regally decorated main deck of a 2ch Arbiter Vessel, Roy knelt, before an aged figure, whose long, thin beard hung down to the floor.

"<The American Barbarians are making quite a mess of your base,>" The 2ch elder said in his mystical language.

"<Indeed. At the moment, it seems that the estimated number of Legion Soldiers in or around the general vicinity, is well within the billion range.>"

"<Is that so,>" The old man chuckled. "<Well then, a token force should be good enough to deal with them. I will contact Emperor Lelouch on our home planet of 2ch. It should be easy to ask him to grant that much. He so loves to prove his superiority, so I doubt he will think to ask anything of you for this occasion.>"

The planet of 2ch was located in the Dai-Nippon system, over seventeen light years away. But thanks to the Dai-Nippon system's advanced technology, they could easily reach speeds of 270 MLy/s, while the Amerikkkan system's technology limited them to speeds of 100 MLy/s.

"<Clockwork is eternally grateful for the assistance,>" Doll said. "<Well then, I shall be on my way.>" The elder nodded, and Roy stood. The two bowed to each other, and Roy turned to walk out of elegant room.

Just outside of Tin City; Death Yard; Clockwork HQ-Command Central; August 24, 12:00 a.m.

Anyone looking up at the dark, blood-red night sky would have born witness to the giant, moon sized object appearing. The object was easily visible, as it shone brightly in the sky, and almost instantly began to reflect light from the sun down onto the planet, as if it were a full moon. Many smaller objects could be seen in the sky as well.

General Desu looked up from the raid she was leading, her giant twin-ponytails falling still as she stopped marching. Her heterochromic eyes widened as she caught sight of the objects in the sky, and she quickly reached up to her comnom.

"G-G-General Mongler, the homeland has sent forth its soldiers~desudesudesu!!!"

Far Above Tin City; The Great Carrier; Before the Holy Four Emperor; August 24, 12:00 a.m.

In an expansive, dark, dark room with regal looking columns lining the walls, a single spotlight shone down on The Mongler, who knelt down before a figure sitting in an elegant throne at the far side of the room.

"The Abrahamic Alliance's forces are retreating, your highness, and your loyal soldiers are pursuing them as we speak."

"Is that so," The booming voice from the throne sounded wholly uninterested.

"Yes, I believe that soon, we may be able to eradicate Jews, Christians, and Muslims from the face of the-" The Mongler stopped as a familiar voice came through his comnom, loud enough for all in the room to hear.

"G-G-General Mongler, the homeland has sent forth its soldiers~desudesudesu!!!"

General Mongler's eyes widened as he received the message. The homeland... General Desu... Suiseiseki's homeland was ... 2ch...

The Mongler looked up at his Emperor.

"Go take care of it," The emperor said, the same disinterest in his voice.

"B-but, your majesty..."

"I said... go...take care of it..."

The Mongler's face became fierce, emboldened by his leader. They would stop the hoardes of 2ch, or die trying.

"Yes, your highness!"

With that, the Mongler turned and stalked out of the room, his heavy armor clanking as he did so.

"Purify the unclean,"

When the Mongler was gone, the Emperor stood up and dim lights came on. He grabbed a green haired little girl nearby, who's hair had been done up in four pig tails, resembling the flag of four leaves.

"Come on, Yotsuba-chan, we're getting the fuck out of here."

"Okay!" As the two walked around the emperor's throne towards the emergency escape vessel that was programmed to be undetected at launch, she looked up at him. "Where are we going?"

"Back to planet 4chan. I've gotten tired of this invasion nonsense anyway. Let them sort it out themselves, the planet will be a better place without these fools."

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« Reply #29 on: June 04, 2009, 09:12:53 pm »

Tin City; District 63; Streets of Tin City; August 24, 12:01 a.m.

An eerie stillness fell upon the abandoned square. Not a breeze stirred, and not a sound could be heard, as if the the depraved legion looting and burning a path of destruction through the city only a scant few blocks away had simply vanished into thin air. A heavy charge seemed to build up in the air, accompanied by the acrid scent of ozone.

Suddenly, a brilliant sphere of energy materialized in the air. Arcs of electricity crackled along it's surface as it slowly descended to the ground, growing larger and larger with every second that passed. Once it reached man-sized, the brilliant orb burst in a flash of light and a muffled boom, revealing a man.

Jupiah Dyne stepped out of the crater that had been gouged into the concrete, and brushed dust off of his form-fitting cybernetic bodysuit. Reaching a gleaming robotic hand towards his face, he brushed away his long obscuring dark hair, revealing an ecstatic grin.

His mission had been a long one, and ultimately a failure, but it'd been the most fun he'd had in decades. As one of the few agents capable of challenging the monster, and the only one currently able to travel through time, he'd been tasked with hunting down Xergo Proxy Ultimate.

They'd fought in primitive huts, clashed in modern cities, and battled in the trees of a towering mushroom forest. A magical castle . . . a zombie infested metropolis . . . a post apocalyptic wasteland. He'd tracked his target across through dozens of exotic locations across space and time, before finally losing him on a planet sized city.

Well, even if he'd failed his mission, he was sure that Xergo wouldn't be bothering them for a good while at least, not after how close he'd come to capturing the freak. And as much as he loved chasing Xergo Proxy Ultimate through the timestream, there was just no place quite like the hive of scum and villainy known as Tin City anywhere else in all of temporality.

Oh, was it good to be home!

With a flick of his wrist, Jupiah casually lit a cigarette and placed it in his mouth. The entire stick disintegrated into ash with one mighty inhalation. He held the noxious fumes within his lungs, savoring the mild burning sensation it produced. Inevitably, he released his breath and wheezed out a large cloud of billowing smoke, which promptly took the shape of a very well endowed nude woman.

'I've still got it,' he mentally gloated to himself. Now he just had to find a good strip club and his day would be complete. He'd heard there was a new dancer at the Lorette Lounge . . .

Course set, the battle scarred warrior began walking, eagerly taking in the familiar environs of the city. The pleasant scent of car exhaust, the relaxing background noise of explosions, desperate screaming and brutal chanting . . . the sight of burning bodies in the streets . . . ?

He scratched his head in confusion at this discrepancy.

He was pretty sure he'd appeared in the east side of town, not the slums. Maybe he'd missed his mark, and showed up on National Riot Day again?

Shrugging, he held his arm out beside him. An sphere of energy, much like the one that had transported him here, but far smaller, coalesced under his palm, and with a flash, what looked like an unholy fusion between a skateboard and a jet fighter appeared beside him. As soon as his feet had magnetically locked onto the vehicle, the turbines roared to life, spitting out a massive jet of flame that melted half of the street even as he rocketed above the skyline.

"What the hell?" he wondered aloud, as he surveyed what was left of the city from the air, taking note of the enormous carrier filling the sky. "Legion?! Roy summoned Legion in the middle of the city?!" He yelled in outrage. "How dare that son of a bitch start without me!"

Jupiah immediately activated the communicator on his arm, connecting him directly to General Mahaloli. "Agent Dyne reporting in. Where's the party at General?" He asked with a cocky grin.
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« Reply #30 on: June 05, 2009, 12:59:31 am »

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Clockwork HQ-Just Outside the Blast Doors; August 23, 12:00 a.m.

"DAMN LOLIS! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF YOU?!" Cookies cried out in frustration as he aimed his feather duster at another loli that threatened to decapitate him with a battle axe.

"Hey!" cried Rajahloli indignantly as she looked away from shooting and punting a violet haired loli into a steel wall and darkly glared at Ebony.

In response to the brunette's glare, Ebony simply glared back through his mask for a moment before continuing to fight off the swarm. "Damn it, Roy Doll, where the hell are you?! We could use a little help here!" Cookies snapped as he blew away a dozen heavily armed lolis with a pair of giant fireballs. "At this rate we're going to be overwhelmed!" And it was true. Despite the fact that Cookies and Rajahloli had been fighting off the swarm for over 3 minutes, their numbers appeared to be so great that, overall, it didn't appear as though the pair had even crippled the Loli Legion in the slightest.

"ROY DOLL!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!!!!"

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Clockwork HQ-Command Central; August 23, 12:05 a.m.

"General, Legion is returning...and they have reinforcements!" cried a lanky blond as everyone one in Command Central continued to work furiously in order to try to circumvent headquarter's almost imminent demise. All around screens were flashing red, and the sirens blarred loudly enough to almost deafen the bluenette who sat in her too large chair impassively.

"So," Mahaloli began casually, her face a perfect mask of neutralitiy and her body completely ridged, "I take it you have another plan? Or am I going to have to detain you in a room full of sex starved Yaoi fanboys, while simultaneously having your dressed in a Naruto cos-play outfit covered in honey?" Mahaloli then looked away from the chaotic scene bellow her and turned to regard Guyin with a sickeningly sweet smile. "But then again, I could always-"

Mahaloli was abruptly cut off when one of the giant screens before her flicked to another image that displayed a man donning a cybernetic body suit. She immediately recognized the man as Agent Dyne and glared balefully at him.

"Agent Dyne reporting in. Where's the party at General?" the special agent asked with a cocky grin.

It was all Mahaloli could do not to try to leap out of her chair and wring the man's virtual neck. After all, her day had already gone from bad to worse, and that cocky smile of his was not making things any better. However, the blue haired loli controlled her raging temper, and simply sighed a tired sigh.

"Agent Dyne, it's good to see you again. I take it that you failed to complete your primary directive of terminating Xergo Proxy Ultimate, but that can be excused. However, if you do not get to headquarters in approximately 5 minutes and fight of this Legion onslaught with Major Cookies and General Rajahloli, then I'm afraid that you may just receive the same torture your friend, Guyin Cognito, is likely to receive," Mahaloli stated simply as she abruptly severed the link and sighed another tired sigh. All of this pent up aggression could not be good for her high blood pressure.

Taking a moment to massage her temples, the blue haired loli turned and regarded Guyin for a moment saying, "Well here's your chance. Since I'm too tried to actually administer punishments right now, you can either desert us, as per usual, or you can go help Major Cookies. The choice is yours. Either way, I'm out of here."

With that said, General Mahaloli hit a pink button on her chair, and, before it disappeared in a blink of light, she added, "If you all actually manage to make it out of this alive, met up with me and the rest of the crew at The Knight Tower. And if I so much as suspect that your leading Legion to us, I'll have you vaporized on sight." With that, the blue haired loli, and the entire Command Central Staff, abruptly teleported leaving only Guyin in a near empty room full of only monitors, keyboards, and a blaring siren.
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« Reply #31 on: June 05, 2009, 01:55:27 am »

Metallic blue eyes flicked open to pitch black darkness, and Xero immediately brought a clumsy hand he couldn't see to his head in an futile effort to ease the headache he shouldn't have been able to feel. Memories swam through his head in a jumbled mess of the past few days...

-Several Days Ago-

"Xero!" Xergo Proxy sneered, having lured his enemy into a secluded place. Really, why the fool would come here alone when he knew of their epic rivalry was beyond him. "You have come, alone, to face your doom?"

"Xergo..." Xero muttered, sighing somewhat inwardly. He'd hoped Xergo had given up on his stupid goal of eliminating him. What that'd accomplish, he didn't know. It wasn't like he'd come unprepared, and they both already knew each other well enough to make fighting a moot point. But, Xergo had gone too far this time if his apparent grand plan was the truth. "I'll finish this, before you can go any further."

Xergo started to retort, but was forced to stop as he vanished just as a sword slashed through where he was standing only moments ago. He reappeared behind the sword-wielding man that had just tried to decapitate him, and thrust an arm forward in an attempt to rip Xero's spin from his body. The swordsman blocked, holding his sword over his shoulder without even turning to look, before dropping down and spinning around to try and cut Xergo's legs out from under him.

Xergo Proxy simply lifted one leg and smashed it down on the blade, pinning it to the floor. Xergo's smirk of superiority faded, however, as Xero flicked open a compartment hidden under the swords guard and pushed a button, sending an electric jolt through Xergo's body before blasting him backwards and impacting with a wall. Before the other man could recover, Xero was in front of him, ready to finish the fight. As the sword drew in close, Xergo's grin returned tenfold.

"You dropped your guard, at last."

The last thing Xero saw was a swirling purple vortex as it consumed him.

-Present-

Xero sat up in the dark, the memories subsiding. He couldn't recall exactly what had happened, such as the details of Xergo's plan that had lured him there in the first place, but he must have activated his last resort measure. Tapping a button on the side of his head, the world suddenly grew brighter as his metallic blue eyes lit up with an artificial glow that sent light out several feet in front of him, revealing a dust-covered metal room.

It seemed he was in that underground bunker he'd hidden so long ago. It took him a few minutes, but soon he was outside, which turned out to be the middle of the desert, and got a good look at himself. It looked exactly as he expected it too, red and blue armor covering his body, except for the joints that revealed black underclothing. At his side was strapped a copy of the sword he'd used, although it was out of date as it was based on the 1.0 version of that weapon. It'd have to do, however, as it was all he had.

Reaching up to his head again, he pushed another button and opened a communication channel with the main headquarters. Hopefully things hadn't already gone completely straight to hell. Seeing the channel open, Xero spoke before anyone on the other end could.

"This is Master Xero, reporting in after..." Xero blinked at the number his internal calendar revealed when he checked, that he'd been gone for a few days... "Several days of absence."
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« Reply #32 on: June 05, 2009, 05:50:09 am »

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; The air outside Clockwork HQ; August 24, 12:05 a.m.

Roy Doll grinned as his jetpack kicked, a burst of bluish white flames spurring forth behind him, and drew his red blade. He looked down at the Legion soldiers below and his blade glowed with bright white light as he dived down towards them. The Legion soldiers below him began to look up, curious at the cause of the sound, just as he came down within arm's reach and started slashing at them left and right as he flew through their ranks at insane speeds.  He tapped a sequence of buttons on his jet pack as he slashed out crazily, then aimed it upwards a bit and promptly unstrapped himself.

He flew forth at insane speeds, thanks to the momentum he had from the pack - ten meters, thirty meters, fifty, a hundred... and then he reached the apex of his flight, and curled up his body as he flew towards the very Carrochopper hangar that he'd flown out of. He landed just inside the doors, at the very edge of the hangar, and rolled several times before leaping straight up into the air and slashing downwards, using his momentum to carry him straight through one of the legion troops that had made it to that particular hangar. He landed and slid for a long while, stopping at the end of the hangar as the soldier behind him fell, his body neatly sliced in half, and turned his head, to look at his handiwork. In the distance, the jetpack that he'd reprogrammed exploded magnificently, having flown straight into the heart of the horde, and taking out a number of their units.

He frowned as he watched the soldier he'd cut grossly mutate, each half suddenly sporting new growths, even through the heavy armor of Their Emperor.

"A name farmer," He muttered, standing up to his full height and flinging his sword, so that the disgusting blood of the legion was flung off. He reached up to his comnom as his sword began to glow and the disgusting, grotesque form on the ground grew. "Sorry I'm late, guys. I'll clean up this mess here in the hangar before I can get to you guys, though," He said as he suddenly slashed out with his sword, unwilling to give the creature before him time to grow into multiple legion members. With that, the creature cried out, and Roy Doll opened the pommel of his sword, and stuck a golden rod in.

The light around the sword assumed the shape of a hammer and Roy held it up before preparing to swing it at the creature.

"Mystical B&hammer, activate!"

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« Reply #33 on: June 05, 2009, 08:03:09 am »

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Clockwork HQ-Just before the Blast Doors outside of Command Central; August 24, 12:08 a.m.

"Roy Doll?!" both Cookies and Rajahloli gasped in both relief and a horror as they both simultaneously slammed two flying Lolis into one another.

"Hey Roy, what's up with this damn Legion invasion? The General told me you summoned /b/, is that true?" Cookies inquired as he dropped kicked another dozen Loli into an orange, carrot shaped, gas tank that exploded, and engulfed 30 more Lolis. "And that's fine, General Rajahloli and I have pretty much got the situation under control now. It turns out that the Lolis are weak against fire, and they're even weaker against my fists!" Cookies declared triumphantly as he struck an unfortunate blond Loli with a devastating right hook to her jaw, which subsequently shattered it, as she too was sent flying and slammed into the steel wall.

"Also, is 2chan here yet? It sure took those bastards a minute to get here if they are!"

"Well they'd better be!" Rajahloli snapped irritably as she looked toward Cookies with a disgusted look on her face. "Mahaloli just contacted me, she and the rest of the crew, aside from Guyin who's probably still holed up in Command Central, have retreated to the Knight Tower!"

"WHAT?! She abandoned us?!" Cookies cried out in horror as he body slammed another pair of Loli before back handing another into the wall.

"You say that as though she hasn't done something like this before," the brunette said in a monotone voice with droll expression on her face. "I'm sure you remember how quickly she abandoned the last base of operations when Master Xero's bread baking experiment turned into the Bread Monster from Hell! She was the first one to a teleporter before anyone even knew what was going on."

"Ah...right...I forgot about that. We lost a lot of good men to Master Xero's little baking mishap...and he's still yet to pay out all of that money he incurred from the lawsuit. I'm sure a lot of families are sitting on welfare right now waiting for their compensation."

"Well Master Xero is, indeed, a frugal bastard. They'll be waiting a good long time if they're waiting on him."

"I'd have to agree, he is one frugal bastard," Cookies replied with a nod as his feather duster suddenly transformed into a flame thrower. "ALRIGHTY THEN! WHO WANTS SOME TOASTED LOLI?!" he cried out, clearly having gone insane in the span of one second, as he started to torch his unfortunate victims.

"OOOO! I DO!" Rajahloli exclaimed, now just as insane as her counterpart, as she reached under her dress, near her groin, and extracted a large flame thrower that couldn't have possibly fit under there by the laws of physics. However, that didn't seem the matter to the brunette as she too started to torch Lolis, bellowing, "I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU ALL INTO LOLI S'MOORES!"

Pausing in his Loli torching, Cookies reached for his Comnom and contacted Roy Doll once more adding, "And Roy...let them eat.../cake/."

Secret Location in the spot known as The Secret Location (Actually there in a flying castle kind of thing hovering above New Tin City, but Mahaloli likes the name Secret Location); The Knight Tower-Command Room; August 24, 12:08 a.m.

"Damn! When was the last time someone dusted in here?!" Mahaloli snapped irritably before sneezing a loud, manly sneeze. Turing and glaring at her second in command, Lieutenant Bob, the blue haired Loli said, "I though we hired a cleaning service to make sure this place didn't get this bad?"

Bob's answer was short and curt, "Budget Cuts...and Master Xero's video game expenses."

Mahaloli simply stared blankly at Bob, who was scatching his large, bulbous stomach under the fabric of his Superman costume, before simply nodding in understanding. "Indeed, I guess it's better to have you clean this place up then to enrage Master Xero. When he's not happy people start dying," the pink eyed Loli stated as she snapped her fingers and Bob bowed reverently before running off to get a mop and bucket.

"Anyway! Back to business!" Mahaloli declared excitedly as she started pressing a few metallic keys at her new, larger, more high-tech desk that had it's own giant monitor for her to look at. The monitor also folded away when she needed to keep an eye on her underlings, and there was even a hidden gun locker right beneath the panels full of various kinds of high-powered weaponry. "Hehehe! Life is good!" the blue haired Loli declared as she reclined in her chair, while the rest of her staff scrambled to get to their positions in the new layout,

The new layout greatly resembled the layout of any generic military command room, with the room being almost perpetually dark and dreary, the almost everything that wasn't absolutely essential being black, and various screens lining the walls surrounding the crew. The desks were also pretty standard, though the high powered computers and the fancy new metallic key boards were not, and red and green lights flashed indicating the various statuses of different systems. They even had a few of those clear thingys you could write on with those dry erase markers.

Mahaloli continued to smirk as she looked down at her new attire. She definitely made a better Zero then Lelouch did. She was so much more menacing, yet so more cute at the same time. However, her revelry was cut short when her monitor flared to life and she was placed face to face with someone she honestly hadn't expected to see in awhile.

"Master Xero?!" she exclaimed, wide eyed behind her mask, as she sat up properly in her chair and waited for the signal to stop blurring in order to hear him. It was obvious that he was in the Forsaken Dunes, if the wind and sand blowing around him were any indication.

"This is Master Xero, reporting in after..." Xero blinked at the number his internal calendar revealed when he checked, that he'd been gone for a few days... "Several days of absence."

"..." Mahaloli simply glared at the man through her mask for a moment before muttering a dry, "No shit Sherlock. However did you deduce that?" That man could be so irresponsible, he probably had his ass handed to him by Xergo Proxy...but then again, who hadn't? And Master Xero was likely the only one who could actually hurt the cheating bastard, so it was kind of foolish to piss off one of the most powerful people on the face of the planet, not even counting his position as Emperor of the Clockwork Knights.

"Well it's about time you checked in! I've been waiting for you! You were supposed to take me to get ice cream two days ago!" the blue haired loli snapped indignantly as she hit an orange button on her chair and changed the screen to the carnage occurring back at the old base. "As you can clearly see, Clocktower HQ is under heavy attack from enemy forces. Now I've given up on the base to be honest, but Major Ebony Cookies, Major Roy Doll, the Mysterious Guyin Cognito, General Rajahloli, General Loliloli, General Nanoha, General Hotaru, and General Konata are still stuck in the base."

"Actually, ma'am, everyone aside from the Majors, Guyin, and General Rajahloli teleported with us. They even sent a message which reads, "Mahaloli, you bastard, did you seriously try to leave all of us again?! We are so sick of this," the man paused for a moment as he made out the last word. "...shit.", end message," a burly man with red hair read aloud in a tired, unenthusiastic tone of voice.

Mahaloli's eyebrow twitched furiously under her mask, but she found the strength within herself to calm down before exploding in an epic Loli rage. "Anyway, you can either join us here at the Knight Tower, which is currently hovering over New Tin City, Master Xero, or you can help the others defend the last base. After all, with you on their side, and 2chan finally sending reinforcements, I think that we could reclaim the base."

"So why didn't we stay there?" an angry brunette muttered under her breath before a loud shot was heard, a smoking hole appeared in her forehead, and her body slumped forward onto her desk.

"NO DISSENTING VOICES!" Mahaloli declared angrily as she lowered her smoking pistol back onto her desk and turned to regard Master Xero with a girlish chuckle. "Like I said, the choice is yours." With that the Loli severed the link and turned to Bob, who was busy mopping around her seat, and said, "Bob, I'm going to need you to clean up Alexia's corpse and go get another one from the clone ward when you're done."

Bob's only response was to grunt as he continued to mop.
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« Reply #34 on: June 05, 2009, 10:54:30 am »

Secret Location in the spot known as The Secret Location (Actually there in a flying castle kind of thing hovering above New Tin City, but Mahaloli likes the name Secret Location); The Knight Tower-Command Room; August 24, 12:08 a.m.

Bob jumped in shock as a hand suddenly dropped on his shoulder.  The newly appointed janitor spun around to see the mysterious form of Guyin standing right beside him.  He couldn't see the wicked smile on the man's face, but the sense of menace he felt for than made up for it.

"Actually," Guyin stated conversationally.  "I wouldn't go  back to the base if I were you, Xero."

Mahaloli stared at Guyin suspicious/frightened.  "And . . . why not?"

Guyin shrugged.  "Well, I had a hunch that those Legion jokers were like Sand People, so they'd be easily scared off, but return with greater numbers yadda yadda yadda.  Anyway, nearly a quarter of the remaining legion forces are swarming near, over or in the base, along with the loli swarm and the remaining troops you so casually sacrificed."

Mahaloli frowned.  "Well, sure, the odds are pretty grim, but with someone as powerful as Xero on their side, I'm sure they can handle it!"

Guyin rolled his eyes.  "Yeah, they probably could, but that would be a long, boring process of fighting a meaningless battle for a run down base setup outside a ruined city."

Mahaloli's eyes widened in terror.  "W-what did you do?"

Guyin shrugged once again.  "Well, Cookies said that the lolis were weak against fire . . . so I set the base to self destruct."

"YOU WHAT!?!?!"

Guyin chuckled.  "Yeah, I know it's an awesome solution.  Unfortunately I know how squeamish all your buddies can be about losing real estate, so I couldn't risk telling anyone about the detonation.  In fact, I made an announcement throughout the base for anyone left to rush to the sub basement to protect Roi's old stash of . . . questionable 4chan porn.  Heck, I hadn't even left and the Legion was already swarming deeper into the base by the second."

Panicking, Mahaloli reached for the communication button.  "There's still time to warn Roi and the others!  When is the base set to explode?"

Guyin lifted hi arm, looking for a watch that wasn't there.  "Hmmm, right abooouuuuut . . . ten seconds ago."

Suddenly one of the mooks standing in front of one of the monitoring screens jumped up in a panic.  "General!  I just got a visual from the base!  A massive explosion - tower of flame a mile high - blast radius of two miles - crater over one hundred meters deep - estimated Legion casualties: three hundred thousand mooks . . . nearly a dozen of their Overlords were destroyed and their capital ship was badly damaged by the shockwave!"

Guyin buffed his nails on his chest, bursting with pride as the numbers tallied.  Sure, the devastated look on Mahaloli's face was killing the mood a bit, but it was still a great moment.  "Heh, I think this latest little endeavor of mine puts my kill count somewhere between Hitler and the Catholic church.  But, on the brightside, I'm almost somewhat partially completely certain that Roy and the other guys managed to get out of their in time . . . pretty sure, anyway.  . . . freakin guys are like cockroaches, really."

With that, Guyin wandered over and took a chair in front of one of the consoles and somehow flipped the radar screen to the Discovery channel.

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; The Massive Crater that was until very recently the Clockwork HQ; August 24, 12:09 a.m.

General Pedobear, his armor half melted and blasted off, stared at the massive crater where he had just lost his entire expeditionary assault force in a single, terrible blast.

Somehow, and he wasn't sure how, he knew who had been responsible.  Only one person, aside from Roy, possessed such a total complete disregard for the lives of enemy, ally and innocent alike, and this didn't involve enough high powered kung fu and chi blasts to have been Roy's brainchild . . .

"GUUUYYYYYIIIIIINNNNN!  . . . fuck . . . hate that guy."
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« Reply #35 on: June 05, 2009, 11:52:30 am »

Secret Location in the spot known as The Secret Location (Actually there in a flying castle kind of thing hovering above New Tin City, but Mahaloli likes the name Secret Location); The Knight Tower-Command Room; August 24, 12:09 a.m.

Ten Seconds After the Explosion

Panicking, Mahaloli reached for the communication button.  "There's still time to warn Roi and the others!  When is the base set to explode?"

Guyin lifted his arm, looking for a watch that wasn't there.  "Hmmm, right abooouuuuut . . . ten seconds ago."

Mahaloli could only gape at the man's callous disregarded for the lives of the two majors and General Rajahloli. "Is this guy...for real?" she questioned in disbelief, her mouth agape, and her head spinning. Even she wasn't as despicable as the mysterious Guyin Cognito seemed to be.

"Damn it, Cookies, I hope you got the General out of there," were Mahaloli's only words before she was cut off by one of her staff.

Suddenly one of the mooks standing in front of one of the monitoring screens jumped up in a panic.  "General!  I just got a visual from the base!  A massive explosion - tower of flame a mile high - blast radius of two miles - crater over one hundred meters deep - estimated Legion casualties: three hundred thousand mooks . . . nearly a dozen of their Overlords were destroyed and their capital ship was badly damaged by the shockwave!"

"Damn you Guyin, damn you."

Ten Seconds Before the Explosion back at Clockwork HQ

"Cookies! We're winning!" Rajahloli cried out happily before she was cut off by an robotic voice blaring through the loud speakers.

"Base set to self-destruct in approximately 10 seconds, the crew is advised to evacuate at this time. Thank you."

Everyone present before the blast doors stopped what they were doing at the announcement. Cookies' flamethrower transformed back into a feather duster, Rajahloli, who's mouth was simply agape, dropped her flamethrower, and the rest of the Loli Legion simply looked between one another nervously.

"Only Guyin could be so heartless as to set off the self-destruct without warning anyone," Cookies muttered to himself bitterly, his face, under the mask, completely neutral, as he suddenly grabbed Rajahloli up in his arms and transformed his feather duster into a broom. "Alright, General, we're getting the hell out of here!" the masked man snapped as he popped open a bottle of Powerthirst and chugged it for all he was worth.

Rajahloli looked at Cookies as though he had lost his mind for a moment, before she felt his body start to rumble, and the next thing she knew they were halfway to the "Secret Location" riding on Cookie's feather duster turned magical broom.  "How the hell did you do that?!" Rajahloli cried in confusion and surprise as Cookies simply scratched his nose in a show of cockiness and shrugged.

"What can I say. Powerthirst Rawberry is made from real lighting, I mean, that's RAW energy. Like I said, I can take on anyone with this stuff!"

The general could only gape at the man for a moment before snatching a bottle of Powerthirst from his six pack, and hugging it thighly to her chest. "MINE!" she said childishly as she cradled the bottle in her arms, ignoring Cookies' light chuckle at her expense.

"Anyway, when we get to the Knight Tower I'm going to give Guyin a piece of my mind. Hopefully Roy Doll made it out, or it's that guy's ass," Cookies stated as he glared up toward the midnight sky vengefully, trying to ignore the chill of the desert winds around him.
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« Reply #36 on: June 05, 2009, 01:43:14 pm »

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; In the Clockwork HQ; August 24, 12:08 a.m.

Roy was too busy enjoying kicking ass and not having to take names for once to hear the robotic voice announce impending doom. So it was with a bit of alarm that he heard a horrible rumbling sound in the distance, reminiscent of impending self destruct in five seconds, a sound he'd only heard.... ohhh, a couple hundred times before, give or take ten command centers...

So it was with a heavy sigh that he kicked the legion member he'd impaled off of his sword and turned around, facing the very long corridor he'd been fighting his way through to get to Cookies and bossloli, loaded a new, red rod into his sword, and gathered a great amount of light at its tip, and pointed it opposite the hangar entrance.

Just as the explosion went off in the distance, the tip of the sword exploded, sending him flying over the many legion soldiers at incredible speeds. He gathered an orb of light at his free hand and held it up, and the sheer speed with which he was flying was enough to warp the orb of light into a shield that melted around him, allowing him to plow through the legion forces in his way and not have to worry about friction or anything nasty like that.

He glanced behind himself to see a rush of flames coming at him, much as he'd expected.

In mere seconds, he cleared the hangar, and was flying over the dunes. Roy pulled out the Ena Cube he'd grabbed in the hangar and held it out. The thing floated away from his body, and the pull of gravity on his body weakened to near non-existent. Thanks to that, he floated for a long while, his momentum carrying him forth with nothing to slow him down, and he turned and looked at the destruction he was seeing in what had once been their main base, but was now Master Xero's vacation home.

"Wow... he's not gonna like this."
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« Reply #37 on: June 05, 2009, 03:43:48 pm »

Secret Location in the spot known as The Secret Location (Actually there in a flying castle kind of thing hovering above New Tin City, but Mahaloli likes the name Secret Location); The Knight Tower-Command Room; August 24, 12:21 a.m.

General Mahaloli continued to monitor the situation of the destruction of their base, having little else to do until Xero or the others finally arrived.  As such she nearly jumped out of her skin when she suddenly noticed Guyin was sitting on the armrest of her command chair.  The mysterious, cloaked figure was casually wiping some grease off his hands with a nice piece of cloth that looked suspiciously like her uniform jacket.

"So, is everyone back yet?  I thought we were supposed to be hunting down some loon or another?" the man asked politely.

She glared at him suspiciously.  "They should all be back any minute now . . . what were just doing?  Why are your hands covered in grease?"

Dropping the 'cloth' to the ground, Guyin looked at his immaculate hands.  "Grease?  What grease?  As for what I was doing . . . can't really remember.  Roy's the kung fu guy, Ebs is the magical girl . . . guy- whatever, Jups is the time monkey cyber warrior, so that leaves me to be the Xelloss style trickster guy.  I'm contractually obligated to be conniving, sneaky and mysterious or they'll take my nifty cloak away."
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Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Approaching Clockwork HQ; August 24, 12:09 a.m.

Jupiah laughed maniacally as he strafed the unorganized mob of legionaries below him at near supersonic speeds. The soldiers below were slaughtered like cattle as a hellstorm of fire and metal rained down upon them. The whine produced by the absurdly large 30mm cannons held in his arms was like music to his ears as he dispensed death from above like Roy handing out candy at a loli convention.

With a vicious twist, he suddenly jerked his Fusion Sled back, obliterating a few dozen more soldiers with the exhaust of his rocket brakes. Before him loomed the Clockwork HQ, and behind him, the seemingly endless Legion fearfully closing in on him.

He smirked, and with a titanic blast, shot upwards at an angle, riding the fusion reaction towards the open hanger doors. He grinded to a stop along the inner wall of the hanger, and leveled his gargantuan auto-cannons towards the inner reaches of the fortress, expecting to find a few hundred legionnaires waiting for him to grind them up.

Instead, he was greeted by the sight of Roy shooting past him at ridiculous speeds. Wondering what the heck would cause the hardened warrior to flee like that, he looked forward again.

A massive wave of flame was blasting directly towards him.

A sweat-drop rolled down Jupiah's forehead. "Fuck . . ."

And before he could even begin to turn around and run, the wall of fire swallowed him, and his world became endless heat, light and pain.

Secret Location in the spot known as The Secret Location (Actually there in a flying castle kind of thing hovering above New Tin City, but Mahaloli likes the name Secret Location); The Knight Tower-Command Room; August 24, 12:21 a.m.

Silence reigned supreme on in the command room, as everyone nervously stared at their monitors in an attempt to will their companions into contacting them. Eventually, one of the mooks in the room dared to speak up.

"General, it's been over ten minutes . . . I don't think anyone else surviv-GAH!" The terrified mook leapt out of the way as a bullet hit the wall he'd been standing in front of.

Mahaloli slowly reholstered the pistol, one eyebrow twitching wildly. "I swear by all that is holy, and most things that are unholy, and a few that are both, depending on your point of view, as well as a great few things that are religiously neutral, that you will regret every nanosecond of your soon to be very short life if you've wiped out all of my best agents, in addition to the 90% of my soldiers I already know you've killed, Guyin." She told the cloaked figure with a cold fury.

Before he could respond however,  a loud crack and a bright flash of light burst into existence right next to her, and she jumped to scramble out of the way of the destructive orb of energy. The arcs of electricity slowly died away, revealing a smoking and angry Jupiah. The surface of his cybernetic armor was slightly melted and heavily scorched, and his hair was on fire.

Before anyone could respond, he turned and leveled a furiously shaking pointer finger at Guyin. "You son of a bitch!" He snarled vehemently. "I know this is your doing! I outta break every bone in your body, and sew 'em back together so I can do it again! I outta tear your head off and make a coffee mug out of it! I outta rip your spine out and jump rope with it!"
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« Reply #39 on: June 05, 2009, 08:09:53 pm »

Secret Location in the spot known as The Secret Location (Actually there in a flying castle kind of thing hovering above New Tin City, but Mahaloli likes the name Secret Location); The Knight Tower-Command Room; August 24, 12:21 a.m.

Guyin casually patted Mahaloli on the head to placate her, since Jupiah had given her an awful shock, especially since she was making silly threats that she knew she could never back up.

He then waved to his good buddy.  "Hey Jups.  Did ya bring me anything from the Dark Ages?"

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« Reply #40 on: June 05, 2009, 08:14:38 pm »

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Above the destroyed HQ; August 24, 12:21 a.m.

Roy Doll sighed as he overlooked the destruction and chaos that was below him.

"Somehow, I just know they're going to blame this on me," He said. "I'm not the one who goes around, setting off wanton destruction and explosions... everyday..."

He reached up to his comnom and pushed a button on it.

"Hey, Bossloli. I have some good news and some bad news. The Legion is disengaging, for one. But Master Xero's vacation home is ruined. And that laser slash plasma slash lightning sniper rifle I bought Guyin for Christmas is still in there. I'm gonna have to go ahead and get him those mittens you suggested."
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« Reply #41 on: June 05, 2009, 08:23:29 pm »

Secret Location in the spot known as The Secret Location (Actually they're in a flying castle kind of thing hovering above New Tin City, but Mahaloli likes the name Secret Location); The Knight Tower-Command Room; August 24, 12:21 a.m.

"GUYIN COGNITO! I SWEAR BY THE NAME OF MASTER XERO, THAT I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF, HAVE PEDOBEAR SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT, SOW YOUR HEAD BACK UP, AND HAVE EVERYONE OF THE LOLI LEGION SURVIVORS SPRINKLE YOUR FACE WITH A GOLDEN SHOWER BEFORE ULTIMATELY RUNNING YOUR THROUGH WITH A SHARPENED TOOTHBRUSH 27 AND A HALF TIMES!" Cookies bellowed as he stormed into the control room, far beyond livid, as he chugged down another bottle of Powerthirst and prepared to make good on his promise. Behind him Rajahloli simply cracked her knuckles menacingly as a sadistic smirk spread across her full lips.

"WHAT IN THE SAM HELL HILL WHERE YOU THINKING YOU CLOAKED BASTARD?! YOU ALMOST KILLED US!!!" the masked man continued to snap as he strode up to the cloaked figure that was Guyin Cognito. As he spoke his feather duster shifted into a giant zanbatou that glowed a menacing blood red.

Stopping just short of the man's face, Ebony sighed and shook his head resentfully before saying, "But in the spirit of comradeship, and knowing that you really like that damn cloak that you got for playing your annoying ass role, I'll give you a chance to explain yourself before I run you through faster then you can blink."

Meanwhile, as Ebony gave Guyin his time to defend himself, Mahaloli addressed Roy Doll as she gazed up toward her monitor. Sighing a beleaguered sigh, Mahaloli responded to the burly man stating, "Right...sure...whatever. Just get your ass to The Knight Tower, Doll. It's been a long day, and I just wand to get some sleep...oh...and it's good to hear from you." Mahaloli severed the link as she finished her statement and sighed a another tired sigh as she began to massage her temples.

It was good that all of the generals, majors, and special agents were alive, excluding Guyin at the moment, but Master Xero was definitely going to be pissed about his vacation home and the blue haired Loli knew she'd end up getting blamed for it.

"It's been a loooooong day," Mahaloli muttered to herself as she waited for things to cool off in the control room before leaving for her quarters.
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« Reply #42 on: June 05, 2009, 08:57:11 pm »

Secret Location in the spot known as The Secret Location (Actually there in a flying castle kind of thing hovering above New Tin City, but Mahaloli likes the name Secret Location); The Knight Tower-Command Room; August 24, 12:22 a.m.

Seconds passed as Jupiah stared flatly at the jovial lunatic before, arm still dramatically outstretched. Finally, with an annoyed sigh, he stood straight again, and noticing his burning hair, spat onto his hand and put it out.

"Hey Ebony, General Rajaloli. Could you give me a second to finish with him first?"

He waited until they'd politely nodded for him to continue, and with a flash, a masterfully crafted sword appeared in his hand. Oddly, the blade was entrapped within a boulder almost as big as Jupiah himself. He casually tossed the weapon to Guyin, who was barely able to remain standing under it's weight. "I found it in Britain, stuck in that stone. Couldn't get the damn thing out though. I'm sure you'll have fun figuring it out."

He lit a cigarette and puffed on it a few times to calm his nerves before continuing. "You ever steal that many kills from me again though, and I'm gonna take back that Necronomicon I got you for your birthday that you like so much. I still have the receipt!"

The timetraveler politely thanked the two enraged individuals waiting their turn to confront the mutual pain in the ass of their entire organization. Plopping himself down in a free chair, he turned to address his depressed loli commander. "Cheer up General. The fights won now, and with only a 90% casualty rate too!" He nodded optimistically. "That's better than the last time Roy and Xero got into a bar fight with the Horsemen of the Apocalypse, and that time Guyin and Light had that shadow war. Hell, we're we still haven't passed the losses we suffered that time Xero and Ebony tried to bake cookies. Not a bad day, really."
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« Reply #43 on: June 05, 2009, 09:26:56 pm »

Secret Location in the spot known as The Secret Location (Actually there in a flying castle kind of thing hovering above New Tin City, but Mahaloli likes the name Secret Location); The Knight Tower-Command Room; August 24, 12:23 a.m.

General Mahaloli simply glared at the time traveling failure before her as she subconciously reached under her desk and prepared to pull out her miniature Death Ray device. However, she stopped herself just shy of yanking it out as Rajahloli strode up to her and rested a hand on her shoulder.

"Mahaloli, what have I told you about blasting people into atoms? Especially our special agents?" the brunette loli inquired with a stern expression on her face as the bluenette simply growled and grumbled something under her breath. "Anyway, yes Agent Dyne, you're right. But you forgot to count that time that Ebs created that giant Strudel Monster Ex-Plus. You know, the one that was baked with a high powered processor, Nanoturbines, and the rest of those other high-tech parts? As I recall we lost around 97% of our forces that day," Rajahloli stated with a small smile as Mahaloli shuddered.

"Strudel...Monster," the pink eyed Loli muttered to herself, her eyes glazed over and her face white as snow. Truly there was nothing more horrifying then a pastry with two giant ship size laser cannons for arms. No one was sure how Cookies managed to create it, but, with the time and number of forces it took to bring it down, making one that could be controlled might prove to be the edge in combat they might need in the future.

Regardless, Mahaloli was rapidly growing tired of sitting in the control room, and really wanted Master Xero to finally show up so that she could finally go to bed.
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« Reply #44 on: June 05, 2009, 09:35:50 pm »

Secret Location in the spot known as The Secret Location (Actually there in a flying castle kind of thing hovering above New Tin City, but Mahaloli likes the name Secret Location); The Knight Tower-Command Room; August 24, 12:23 a.m.

Guyin gasped at the horribly, terrifying threat Jups had just made.  'Take his Necronomicon back!?'  But he still hadn't figured out the rest of that Klatuu, Verataa N. . . something that it would take to send that deadite swarm he summoned for Ebony's birtday back to hell.  

He then dropped the massive stone on the floor to the ground and pulled the sword out, sticking the sword into his cloak for later.  

He then turned his attention back to the slavering Cookies and his magical glowing sword.  Guyin considered a few rebuttals, but then smiled as the most amusing reply came to him.

"Why did I nearly blow you up?  Well, to be honest, mostly because it was really fun.  Besides, there were only a few thousand troops in the base at most, and I wiped out a few hundred thousand baddies with my shenanigans, so I'm still more hazardous to your enemies than your friends, which by default makes me part of your team."  He smiled broadly, though the expression was wasted, since no one could see it.

Suddenly a remote popped into his hand with a glowing red button on it.  "As for why you shouldn't kill me . . . well, I've had exactly 13 minutes completely unsupervised in this base before you got back to me.  I can't say exactly what it is this button will do, heck, it might release a burst of perfume from all the air vents and freshen this place up."  He leaned forward, right into Cookies face.  "The question is, knowing my reputation, are you willing to risk getting on my bad side while I'm still inclined to play nice with you?"
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« Reply #45 on: June 05, 2009, 09:59:35 pm »

Secret Location in the spot known as The Secret Location (Actually there in a flying castle kind of thing hovering above New Tin City, but Mahaloli likes the name Secret Location); The Knight Tower-Command Room; August 24, 12:24 a.m.

Cookies pondered on everything Guyin said for a moment, his face a deep scowl under his mask, before finally sighing a defeated sigh and transforming his sword back into a feather duster. "Fine, Guyin, you win this round. But I'm going to want those limited edition comics I bought you for your last birthday the next time you try that, otherwise I'll just magically set it on fire." With that said the masked man turned and pulled up a seat next to Mahaloli before closing his eyes, and preparing to take a catnap.
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« Reply #46 on: June 05, 2009, 11:39:59 pm »

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Before the destroyed HQ; August 24, 12:22 a.m.

Roy Doll turned away from the burning, destroyed ruins that was Master Xero's vacation home-

To see there standing none other than Xergo Proxy Ultimate.

Immediately the sunglasses wearing man narrowed his eyes, a wasted gesture, and held up his sword in a stance.

"This is quite the mess you've made, Mr. Doll," Xergo said with a chuckle as he made a big show of surveying the area around them. "All this just for little old me? I'm flattered."

"Don't misunderstand." Roy Doll said. "One of the Abrahamic Alliance bases was here. I'd tipped off Legion of long before I even knew I was going to be confronting you."

"Is that so," Xergo Proxy Ultimate said with a smile in his voice. "If that were true, then why, at no point, did any Abrahamic Alliance soldiers appear?"

"What?" Roy Doll frowned as he considered that... and then his eyes slowly widened as he realized the truth. "No, that can't be right..."

"Oh but it is," Xergo said in a dark voice. "For you see, there was no Abrahamic Alliance base here. You were following a false lead, my friend." Xergo Proxy Ultimate chuckled. It was a deep, dark chuckle that made the blue and violet flames that made up its 'face'. "All of this destruction, all of this death and loss of forces, was for nothing. You and your friends played your parts well. Especially Guyin Cognito, he was a useful one. And of course, you, dear Mr. Doll," The phantom said with a chuckle. "Would I be far off in estimating that you've lost... oh, say, about 90% of your forces thanks to that last, spectacular display?"

Roy frowned and tightly clenched the sword in his hand.

"I see," Roy thought with a frown. "Cookies is right. You have become stronger. Smarter. I can see you are no longer a foe to take lightly, Xergo Proxy Ultimate." Roy reached into one of his bathrobe pockets and pulled out a pink, polkadot rod, then loaded into his sword. The blade of the sword lit up with red energy as it melted and changed shape, taking on that of a slightly thicker, slightly longer, single-edged blade.

Xergo Proxy Ultimate chuckled.

"Unfortunately, my violent little friend, we must be parting at this point in time-" It was then that Xergo vanished as Roy Doll's sword passed through the space where he was, crashing into the ground and sending a large shockwave throughout. A crater formed beneath the swordsman, and a fissure was cleaved along the path of his swing. He turned and looked over at Xergo Proxy Ultimate, who was now standing in the air. "Oh-ho, I think you are a little serious this time, so I will be making my convenient escape now," The phantom said as the same portal appeared beside him. He jumped into it just as Roy stabbed at him with his sword, which was encased in an enlengthened spear of light.

Seeing his miss, Roy frowned, then sheathed his sword.

"...Command is not going to like this at all."
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« Reply #47 on: June 06, 2009, 12:14:01 am »

Secret Location in the spot known as The Secret Location (Actually there in a flying castle kind of thing hovering above New Tin City, but Mahaloli likes the name Secret Location); The Knight Tower-Command Room; August 24, 12:24 a.m.

Jupiah suddenly shot upright in his seat at a loud beeping noise, and pulled what appeared to be a Gameboy Color out of his pocket. The device had a sonar like display on it's screen, and he sucked in his breath as he saw a dot blinking remarkably nearby.

Without a word, he pressed a button on his wrist, and his body was engulfed in a brilliant blue light, vanishing from sight completely.

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Before the destroyed HQ; August 24, 12:24 a.m.

Just as Xergo Proxy Ultimate vanished, a crackling sphere of blue energy erupted nearby, dropping Jupiah back into the timestream. The instant he landed, he swung the truck sized particle cannon on his shoulder around, looking for a target that was no longer present.

"Damnit," he spat to the only other person present. "He got away again. That slippery bastard managed to pick up some kind of shielding device on Coruscant, and I can't track his jumps anymore."

He grumbled in annoyance under his breath for a bit, before turning back to his comrade. "Say Roy," he asked curiously. "Why did you summon Legion anyway? Surely you realized that they'd attack us? I'm always up for a fight, but I don't think the generals are gonna be inviting you to any company get-togethers anytime soon."
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« Reply #48 on: June 06, 2009, 12:24:42 am »

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; In the general area of the destroyed HQ; August 24, 12:24 a.m.

Xero blinked as, instead of seeing the expected HQ, there was nothing. Walking a few more steps, and looking around to see if he was simply facing the wrong direction, a frown took its place on his face.

"Where's my vacation home?" The man growled out, irritated at being apparently lost. "WHERE'S MY DAMN VACATION HOME?!"

He should be able to see it by now! His map said it was right next to him! The annoyed man started walking again, up a hill to his left that was blocking his view. As he started to reach the top, he noticed what seemed to be smoke.

"No." The man muttered in denial, before noticing a chunk of twisted concrete embedded in the ground a few feet away. "No no no..."

As he further went up the hill, there were more and more chunks of concrete and metal laying around, as if something had exploded nearby.

"Nonono!" The man chanted franticly, now sprinting up the hill until he reached the top and, gaping, just stared blankly at the scene of destruction before him and let out a sorrowful wail. "Noooooooooooooooooooo!"

His vacation base! Destroyed! All his precious video games and anime and manga and po-more manga. Yes, video games and anime and manga. And nothing else... Shaking away the despair, he furiously stomped down the hillside towards the base. Whoever did this was getting a very special punishment, the most creatively twisted thing he could think of!

Being forced to watch every 4kids dub ever produced all day for a whole week, star trek with the trekkies all night, and all while Xero ate their favorite food in front of them, read their favorite manga, while forcing the victim to eat the thing they hate most in the world and exposing them to the world's ugliest strippers ever spawned should do it, and that was just off the top of his head!

Xero snapped out of his dark thoughts as he spotted two figure not far off, and his vision zoomed in to reveal it to be none other than Roy Doll and Jupiah. His sensitive hearing picked up the words "Roy" "Summon" and "Legion" and he was there in nearly an instant, virtually foaming at the mouth, and demanding an explanation for why his precious vacation house was reduced to rubble.
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« Reply #49 on: June 06, 2009, 12:27:51 am »

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Before the destroyed HQ; August 24, 12:25 a.m.

"Legion wouldn't have even known where our base was if, or that it was there, if Guyin Cognito had not lead them there," Roy said. "And actually, it seems they were following a false lead that said the Abrahamic Alliance was here. At least, that's what I was able to gather, listening in on their comnom transmissions. They still haven't changed the codes."

Roy turned and looked over the wreckage in the distance. "And according to Xergo Proxy Ultimate, he was the source of that false lead. Of course, he may just be trying to take credit for that, but I can not figure any reasons why at the moment."

It was then that Master Xero appeared before them, the righteous anger of the gods there with him.

Roy Doll looked over at the owner of what had once been a pristine, low-budget vacation-home/secret-base hybrid.

"Master Xero, I see you have returned from Xergo Proxy Ultimate's clutches unharmed. Unfortunately, as you can see, your base has not." He gestured the ruins around them. "From what I can gather, Xergo Proxy Ultimate left a false lead with the Legion about an Abrahamic Alliance base being here. I trust you are familiar with their hate for the Alliance. I can understand the assumption that I was the one to summon Legion here, but the truth is, they were lead to your base by Guyin Cognito."
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« Reply #50 on: June 06, 2009, 12:31:38 am »

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Before the destroyed HQ; August 24, 12:25 a.m.

Guyin dropped a companionable hand on Jupiah's shoulder.

"Now, now, Jups.  Don't be too hard on the guy.  Roy, man, it's just so adorable to see him try to cover his tracks like that, Roy thought there was an Abrahamic base here, so he had good cause to summon the Legion . . . Of course, he was completely wrong - I suppose I could have told him he was getting screwed around, what with being the master of mischief here, but whatever - and now there's an entire city of nice dead people."

He scratched his chin in thought, a disturbing sight as his hand disappeared into the void created by his hood.  "On second thought, if I had warned him, then I wouldn't have gotten to wipe out nearly half a million Legion and Loli scum and set a new record for number of kills via appearing to betray my comrades to lure a large enemy force into our base so that I can self destruct the base and catch them all off guard . . .  Hmm, is it disturbing that I actually had a record to break for that?  Meh, whatever."

With that, Guyin whistled happily as he surveyed the destruction.  "Soooo, what are we all hanging out here for, anyway?"

Suddenly he looked up and turned around, waving happily.

"Hey Xero!  I thought I told you not to come here on account of me blowing it all to hell!"
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« Reply #51 on: June 06, 2009, 12:47:57 am »

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Before the destroyed HQ; August 24, 12:25 a.m.

Xero blinked at the blame-shifting being thrown around, before dismissing it all with a growl and pointing at two of the three people present besides himself.

"I don't care! Roy, you know how I feel about the damnable Legion, and I could care less about their feuds!" The man yelled, before shifting his focus to the other person he was pointing at. "And Guyin! All I have to say is... WHY DID YOU LEAD THEM HERE OF ALL PLACES? WHY BLOW IT ALL UP? ALL OF MY BEST STUFF WAS HERE!"

He then turned to regard Jupiah, and opened his mouth to yell something else before pausing as he couldn't think of anything to say. "Er... Welcome back?"
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« Reply #52 on: June 06, 2009, 12:54:50 am »

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Before the destroyed HQ; August 24, 12:26 a.m.

Guyin smiled.  "Blame shifting?  Are you kidding?  I'm just making sure everyone gets their own due!  I totally lit up the sewer systems of Tin City like a roman candle and blew your base to hell and back.  And as for why I did it, I'll give you the same reason I gave Cookies:  Cuz it was an awesome idea at the time!"

He then looked at Xero curiously.  "Say, where have you been for the past few days, anyway?  You didn't get punked by that Xergo guy I keep hearing about, did you?  I swear, I've never even met the guy but he's the only thing you guys have been going on about lately.  What's the deal with him?"
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« Reply #53 on: June 06, 2009, 01:00:18 am »

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Before the destroyed HQ; August 24, 12:26 a.m.

Xero looked at Guyin with a strange look, and almost seriously contemplated ripping the mans head from his shoulders. However, his follow up question distracted him from that line of thought and he bashfully scratched the back of his head in a sudden mood-shift.

"Er... You see... I don't exactly recall much about what happened..." The man paused before he continued after briefly pondering how to explain. "But, this isn't really me. It's, well, sort of hard to describe, but its basically a possessed robotic copy of me that I put my will into. Huh, guess that wasn't that hard to describe..."
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« Reply #54 on: June 06, 2009, 01:10:57 am »

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Before the destroyed HQ; August 24, 12:26 a.m.

"But what about Xergo?" Jupiah repeated Guyin's question. "I've been chasing him for months now, but I still don't know much about him. That information is classified to the highest level, and only you have clearance. What is he, and what is he planning?"
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« Reply #55 on: June 06, 2009, 01:49:10 am »

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Before the destroyed HQ; August 24, 12:27 a.m.

"Xergo is..." Xero sighed, thinking about if he should spill the beans or not. "As cliche as this is... and I mean its REALLY cliche... SUPER DUPER CLICHE... He's my evil twin."

Taking a deep breath, he started to explain in more detail.

"Xergo Proxy used to simply wish to replace me, to prove he was the better one. But then, a few years ago, he started doing some weird things. That whole fire thing came out of nowhere, not sure where he got that ability, and he started with these master plans of his. At first I thought it was someone else pretending to be Xergo, but that turned out to be false after running into him a few times and confirming his identity. I never really was able to find out anything specific, but he's got a whole range of powers he didn't used to have, and he started calling himself Xergo Proxy Ultimate. And those weird things I mentioned a moment ago? It was stuff like stealing things from random points in time, things that didn't make any apparent change in the time line when they went missing. He recently baited me with his master plan, and I went to confront him, but I don't recall anything specific. I just know that, whatever he's up to, it can't be good."

Xero took another breath, and stopped for a moment before adding on. "And thats all I will tell you, the rest is just details that don't really matter."
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Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Before the destroyed HQ; August 24, 12:27 a.m.

"Listen, I'm sure we're all tired from a long, hard hour's work, but in the end, Xergo Proxy Ultimate has escaped, and that's what is important. He is much stronger and stronger than before, and..."

The swordsman looked around at his fellows.

"I have reason to believe that even now, he is plotting to take out our base in New Tin City to bring him closer to his goal of finding the source of Master Xero's true power, which allows him to control the body before us, and taking it for himself, killing Master Xero in the process." The black man said, turning around and starting to walk away. "To that end I will begin my investigation of his recent actions and stuff." After he said that, he started jogging.
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« Reply #57 on: June 06, 2009, 09:16:51 am »

Secret Location in the spot known as The Secret Location (Actually there in a flying castle kind of thing hovering above New Tin City, but Mahaloli likes the name Secret Location); The Knight Tower-Command Room; August 24, 12:29 a.m.

Cookies was abruptly awoken from his slight slumber when he felt an odd pang in his chest that forced him out of his chair, and onto his feet. Frowning deeply, the man clutched his chest in confusion and tried to determine whether or not it was simply indigestion.

"What's wrong with you?" Mahaloli inquired tiredly, looking up at the masked man, as she cocked an eyebrow in puzzlement. "Don't tell me you've got indigestion again," the blue haired Loli stated with a glare as she noticed Cookies' clutching his chest before adding, "Damn it Cookies! I told you not to eat those extra spicy burritos! Not only do they give you indigestion, but you also have chronic diarrhea that stinks up the entire base! "

Cookies simply shot his commanding officer a waning glare as the pain in his chest continued to intensify. "I...I doubt it has anything to do with the burritos. I took an antacid before heading to the Segway Hangar," the darkly dressed man stated as he started to stride out of the command center.

"Are you going to be okay?" Rajahloli inquired, her voice laced with obvious concern, as she made a move to get out of her seat and join the man. However, Cookies simply motioned for the brunette to sit down as he made his way to the sliding, metallic doors.

"Don't worry about me, I'm just going to get some meds from the Medical Ward. It's probably just a little heartburn or something, so I'll be fine," Cookies said with a weak smile and a chuckle under his mask. The truth was he doubted that it was actually heartburn, but he didn't want to have Rajahloli worrying about him, as she could be worse then his overly attentive mother. So, with that in mind, Cookies stepped into the long metallic corridor outside of the command center, and started to head toward the elevator and the Medical Ward.

However, before he could make it even halfway there, the pain in his chest began to intensify to the point where it was almost blinding. Cookies, still trying to make it to the elevator, stumbled into the storage room and collapsed into a pile of cargo boxes.

"Damn...what's wrong with me?" Cookies rasped out in fear and confusion as he continued to clutch his chest in agony.

"Oh, ho, ho." A familiar voice rang out in Cookies's head.

"I-I know that voice!" Cookies rasped out again in puzzlement and anger as he tried to push himself up.

"Indeed you do, Cookies," the voice stated with a dark chuckle that continued to ring in Cookies' head.

'Xergo Proxy Ultimate!' the masked man immediately thought to himself, his eyes wide and mouth agape, as he continued to try in vain to lift himself up in order to fight.

"Hehehe, calm down my dear Cookies. By my estimates the pain in your chest should be equivalent to a heard of elephants trampling over your body,"
Xergo's voice continued to ring out. "I can assure you that I can intensify the pain even more than that, should it be necessary, but before we talk shop and all that I'm going to need you to do something."

And then it happened. Seemingly against his will, Ebony Cookies' arm, magical feather duster still in hand, raised itself into the sky before the duster began to glow a faint blue. Then, just as suddenly, a giant EMP blast filled the room deadening all electrical equipment.

"W-W-What the hell?!" Cookies rasped out, sweat now pouring down his brow, as he glared at his hand in anger and confusion.

"That's right, Cookies, I have partial control of your body. Now I can't make you kill your friends, just yet, but I can make you a proposal that you'd be a fool to refuse. You see, there are only two options in this scenario. One, I kill you here and now by having your heart explode in your chest, but not before having you precious Rajahloli stumble in here and get blown to pieces by the power of your little feather duster. You know she wouldn't be able to convince herself to hurt you before it was too late and all that jazz," Xergo Proxy stated with a dark chuckle. Both he and Cookies knew that, despite whatever form she might take, Cookies and Rajahloli were best friends and he would never risk her life. So, while he could give less than a damn about himself, Cookies was bound to listen to Xergo's next proposal.

"Or, option number two, you can act as my inside man. With your magical powers, combined with the powers of the artifact I had installed in your body, and a bottle of Powerthrist you will be all but impossible to defeat when the grand moment comes. In the mean time, you will act as my eyes and ears throughout the organization, and you will report back to me any important information on my inferior twin. Those are your only two options."

"LIKE HELL THEY ARE!" Cookies bellowed as he turned his wand on himself and transformed it into a high-caliber revolver. "You won't control me Xergo Proxy Ultimate! Not now, not EVA!" the masked man bellowed as he prepared to the pull the trigger without hesitation. However, when the moment of truth came, he found that his fingers would not depress the trigger, much to his frustration, and that his hand suddenly became stiff and ridged. Suddenly the revolver disappeared completely, and Cookies' found himself gripping a very odd sword/dagger.

"Oh, my dear Cookies, I already do control you. The artifact that I had installed in your clones back at Clockwork HQ ensured that I would. Though, poor Clone Technician Jimbo, I should have probably warned him about my plan to have Roy summon Legion. Though I suppose you could ultimately blame the destruction of the base and the loss of lives on your friend Guyin Cognito," Xergo Proxy stated with another dark chuckle. "Sometimes it would appear as though that man is even more of a threat to the world than even I. However, I'm getting off topic," the disembodied voice continued. "By the way, the weapon you wield now is just a little present from me. It's known as the Jeweled Sword of Zelretch, and is one of the most powerful magic artifacts in the known universe. With it, your magic potential is nigh unlimited and your power challenging that of the Gods. Consider it a nice incentive for going along with my little plan."

"Anyway, don't worry about someone finding out about this little conversation. I took all the important mystical steps to ensure that no one could scan or read your mind. And, more on topic, like I said, perform the tasks assigned to you, Cookies, or you will end up killing your beloved Shelly/Rajahloli." With that Cookies felt the pain in his chest disappear almost immediately, and felt a hollow feeling in his head.

Cookies' simply laid on top of the wooden crates at his back as his newly acquired Jewel Sword slumped out of his now limp fingers, and his arm dropped back to his side with a loud "Thump!"

"Xergo Proxy Ultimate...this isn't the end. I will kill you, you bastard."
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« Reply #58 on: June 06, 2009, 04:33:28 pm »

Just outside of Tin City; Forsaken Dunes; Before the destroyed HQ; August 24, 12:28 a.m

Guyin tapped his chin in amused contemplation.  "Hmm, this Xerox guy wants to take over the base in New Tin city in a bid to learn this other Xerox guy's secrets and gain ultimate power.  Well, I can see a quick fix for that!  I got a few other things to do, but I'll get right on that.  Excuse me."

The moment all of his companions blinked, Guyin was gone.

The Shores of Avalon; The edge of a massive lake; August 24; 1:01 a.m.

Moving with the kind of silence that would make ninjas commit suicide in a raving fit of envy, Guyin approached the lake.  He might not have the magical feather dusters, chi blasts and the ability to travel through time that his contemporaries had, but he had access to a power greater than all of theirs combined.

Information.

While everyone honed their various powers through training, combat or baking cookies, Guyin spent his time learning.  Ancient knowledge, forbidden lore, the origins of magic itself . . . and the secrets, oh the secrets he learned.

Case in point.  Smiling to himself, Guyin pulled the sword that Jupiah had just so generously given him from beneath his cloak.  He studied the blade reverently for a moment, admiring the fine workmanship - then with a sudden move, snapped the blade in half over his knee.  Then, with a small flourish, he tossed the broken halves of the sword into the lake.

A good five minutes later, a hand rose from the lake, the elegant hand of a very lovely woman (or at least he assumed so, kinda hard to tell from the hand.)  However, the thing which the hand was holding was a thousand times more elegant.  A new sword, of amazing workmanship.  With surprising strength, the hand reared back and tossed the sword to him, and he quickly tucked it beneath his cloak.

After all, contrary to popular belief, the sword in the stone was not Excalibur, but in fact the sword known as Caliburn.  And since Guyin didn't really feel the need to rule over all of england, why not do the old trade in?

He did a mental tally.  With the sword of Lǚ Dòngbīn, Dáinsleif, Kusunagi, a Masamune, the sword of Theseus, Durendel, Joyeuse, The Gáe Bulg, Gungnir, The Lance of Longinus, Ame-no-nuboko, Mjolnir and now Excalibur . . .

He finally had enough magical weapons to pull it off!

Now for the next order of business.

Secret Region; Palace of the Loli Hordes; Bedchamber of the Grand Loli Poo-bah; August 24; 1:31 a.m.


The Grand Loli Poo-bah (known as GLP to her friends) awoke with a start.  Her eyes widened to over triple their normal size when she suddenly took note of just what it was that woke her. 

There, sitting right on the edge of her bed was the notorious monster and genocidal maniac Guyin Cognito . . . and he looked to be cleaning some disturbingly red liquid from a razor sharp scalpel with a cloth that looked suspiciously like one of her old nighties.

The GLP was actually so stricken with terror at that moment, that she couldn't even scream in terror, let alone form a coherent thought.

Luckily for her, Guyin wasn't so dumb struck.

"Hey, GLP . . . you don't mind if I call you GLP, do you?"

The supreme leader of all that was Loli shook her head wildly back and forth, doing her best to hide the tears spilling from her eyes.  It was all she could do not to pee herself.

"Well, GLP," Guyin continued in a friendly voice, "I was hoping you could help me out.  I'm looking for a little information.  You see, I hear you work for a fellow name Xerxes Proximity Uvula, or something like that.  Is that true?"

"Y-y-you mean master Xergo Proxy Ultimate?" she replied in a pained squeak.

He nodded absently.  "Yeah, sure, why not?  Anyway, I was hoping you could tell me just what kinda guy this guy is.  I'm curious, you see, and I was wondering if I'm backing the right horse at the moment.  Xero and his henchmen always get so uppity when I help them out, so maybe Xergo can make a better offer?"

GLP's eyes widened again, now taking up nearly three quarters of her face.  The only thing more terrifying than the thought of Guyin as their enemy was the idea of Guyin as their ally!

"I-I-I-I'll have to ask master Xergo!"

Guyin shrugged.  "Whatever floats your boat.  Of course-"  He spun around the scalpel in a very telling manner. "I suggest that you make certain that none of this gets back to my erstwhile allies.  I'd hate for any unfortunate . . . contingencies to come into play, if you know what I mean?"

GLP's eyes widened even further, actually appearing to expand beyond her face at the implications of the twirling scalpel.

When she blinked, Guyin was gone.

Secret Location in the spot known as The Secret Location (Actually there in a flying castle kind of thing hovering above New Tin City, but Mahaloli likes the name Secret Location); The Knight Tower-Command Room; August 24, 2:29 a.m.

Guyin popped into the command room, whistling to himself and feeling quite satisfied with what he'd achieved that night.  He waved idly to the skeleton bridge crew that nearly fell out of their chairs at his sudden and inexplicable appearance.  As usual, he paid them no mind and wandered over to the radar screen.  Immediately the person monitoring the radar nearly flew out of her seat and out of the room as Guyin sat down and kicked up his heels up.

He then flipped the radar back to the discovery channel and settled in for a peaceful night.
 

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The Center of the Earth; Before a wall resembling massive gates in a fiery pit with molten magma floating some 100 feet away in every direction; August 24, 2:23 A.M.

Roy Doll walked up to a rickety bridge without a care for the crushingly powerful pressure that would have been bearing down on him where he was, were it not for the magical barrier protecting them. Before the bridge stood a man in raggedy old black armor.

“Man, that boat ride through Tartarus is hell,” He muttered.

"None shall pass," The man said.

"Oh hey, it's the Black Knight," Roy said cheerfully with his arms crossed. "How's that green knight doing?"

"Oh, I'm fine," Came a voice from nearby. Roy turned to the side and saw a man clad in greenish armor sitting at a table, holding up a teacup and saucer. The knight lifted the teacup to his visored helmet and a slurping sound could be heard. "It's a bit warm in here, but guard duty has its perks. I get to take my break whenever I want, for one. And I've gotten a lot of reading done, too."

"Sounds cool," Roy said as he continued walking towards the bridge.

"None shall pass," The black knight said again, moving to stand before Doll.

"Aww, come on. Don't make me cut your arms and legs off again," Roy said with a groan.

"Sorry, I have to at least make a show of effort." The black knight said.

"Okay, okay," Roy muttered, drawing his sword. The black knight drew his own sword, but before he could even raise it to fight, Roy Doll sheathed his sword and started walking around him. The Black Knight's limbs fell off and the man's torso fell down to the ground.

"Hah! Another draw!"

"Right, right," Roy said as he continued walking. He crossed the rickety bridge and walked up to the massive gates, then stopped and fished a digital watch from his bathrobe pocket. "2:23:41:423.. so in six seconds..." He watched the clock and waited until it was time, then walked straight into the wall/gates and vanished.

The crosspath of the Multiverse

Roy appeared out of a small gate in a wall, which promptly vanished behind him and pocketed the watch. All around him was a space comprised of a silver background and flashes of bright color that would have driven any other human into epileptic seizures that set would set off seismographs on the other side of the planet, if they so happened to be on one.

But he was not on a planet, nor was he in any sort of conventional space. The Crosspath of the Multiverse, the non-place where dimensional travelers could move from one of the many threads in the multiverse to another... or get lost forever in a sea of non-time and non-space.

It was a non-place that no being in the universe he'd just left had discovered, meaning that there was no record of its existence in that universe - nor the infinite possibilities that surrounded it, and the means of its existence were so beyond the laws of conventional physics, reality, and even magical theory, that no sentient being in that universe had ever come close to theorizing anything barely resembling its existence.

Even with that, it was a non-place that unless one knew exactly what the hell they were doing, they could appear in some alternate dimension or reality whose laws were so different that their very existence would be ripped apart, or worse, they got lost among the silver and flashing lights, never to even emerge in any other reality, eternally wandering.

Luckily for Roy, the path to his destination was well memorized, as he had made trillions of visits in the past. The battle hardened warrior turned his body, bent his knees, and ointed his legs in one direction, then his arms and fingers in another.

In a fancy, intricate dance, Roy performed moves that had been perfected over a number of years that went well beyond a googleplex before he'd even learned of their existence, let alone mastered them.

"Fuuuusion... HAA!"

In a burst of light, the man vanished.

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Roy appeared in a burst of light before a man with long, blue hair who was sitting in a heavenly throne in a field of clouds.

The black man looked around and frowned, then looked at man with long blue hair.

“Clouds, Shitaru?”

The man shrugged.

“I can make it an ocean if you want.”

“How about space?” Roy asked.

The blue haired man snapped his fingers and the clouds shifted into a sea of endless stars. Nearby, some twenty million miles away, a massive gas planet could be seen, surrounded by an equally majestic ring of space dust, and rock. The blue haired man cleared his throat and then spoke with a booming voice.

Welcome, Hxldt943ke, to my realm. I have been expecting you. The answer to your question is no. As for how long you must keep your tough black-guy act up, three more days.

“What?” Roy frowned and crossed his arms. “Now, come on, I don’t think it’s too much to ask to give me-“

The Eternal Sword is a time and space cleaving monstrosity that, in your hands, would end in the destruction of the multiverse. In all of infinity, you are the only one whose powers, when combined with that sword, are enough to shatter all of existence.

“Oh come on, that’s just an excuse! I could do good with that, you know I can!” Roy Doll’s answer was silence. “Damn it, what’s the point of finding or commissioning a time and space cleaving weapon if I can’t use any of them!” He cursed under his breath. “Fine, fine, how about—“

The Sword of Mana is of no use to you. It is a blade of creation, not destruction. I know of your plans to craft another Eternal Sword with it, so no.

“Damn it.” Roy Doll blinked. “How about—“

Claiomh Solais is being used by another you from the future. Soul Calibur and Soul Edge were destroyed beyond repair by another you from the future due to reckless usage. The Master Sword will currently not allow you to wield it for fear of its own existence. Gorun Nova is lost within the Crosspath; you are free to search for it if you please.

“No thanks,” Roy Doll said, sighing. “I guess that leaves Blazor Edge Abbysion…” He muttered, looking at the sword hooked to his waist. Of all the blades that he knew of, its power eclipsed all of the others by a mind-blowing amount. The swordsman growled and looked at the man in the throne.

“Why the hell don’t you trust me with the Eternal Sword again? Haven’t I done everything you’ve asked of me?! When do I start getting my own rewards?”

It is true that since your birth as the first true homo sapien sapien, that you have fulfilled every quest requested through time and space. But have you not been enjoying fame and wealth in every lifetime you live, selling records of your adventures to story tellers and the like over the millennia?

“Yeah, but they totally change the story up every time!” Roy Doll yelled. “How many people know that King Arthur was black? Huh? None! How about Link? And that time you sent me to the past to live out the life of the legendary Jedi who would reform the world? And that time you made me live through the life of-“

Enough.

“-and do you think that anyone believes me when I point to their favorite action movie, or novel, or poem, and say that it was actually based on me and a section of my life? Huh?! Do you know how many people have called me crazy or insane because of-“

Hxldt943ke, that is enough!

“-And when I tried writing some books of my own, some of my outdated theories on how to recreate the Big Bang and some other stuff, but some asshole stole them from me, compiled them into an anthology, called it “Necronomicon” or some other junk, and sold it to a time traveler! Do you know how it feels, having everything you’ve ever done go unacknowledged like that?!”

Hxldt943ke, be silent before I send you to experience the Big Bang up close again!

Roy Doll shut his mouth immediately.

Now, I understand your desire to gain an advantage that allows you to defeat your current foe. However, Xergo Proxy Ultimate exists within the bounds of his reality. So you will combat him within the bounds of reality. You shall gain no help from myself or any other Extra Dimensional beings. Is that understood?

Roy Doll muttered under his breath.

“Lousy, ungrateful—“

Do you understand!?

“I got you, loud and clear,” Roy sighed. “Whatever. I’ll do it on my own somehow, no crazy stupid advantages for me.”

Very well. I am glad that you understand. While you’re in the neighborhood, tell Nyx she’s free to come anytime she feels the need.

“Feelin’ kinda lonely, huh?” Roy Doll snickered, looking at the figure in the throne.

“Kinda, yeah,” The blue haired man said with a sigh. “Well, see ya.”

“Right, right. In a couple’a millennia, I guess?”

“Sounds fair,” Shitaru said, before raising a hand and snapping his fingers.

Roy vanished in a burst of light.

The Center of the Earth; Before a wall resembling massive gates in a fiery pit with molten magma floating some 100 feet away in every direction; August 24, 2:23 A.M.

Roy appeared from within the wall gate and then reached into his bathrobe pocket and pulled it out. It was exactly the time at which he’d left. He sighed and looked out at the bridge, then at the black abyss that was the cave beyond it.

“What a dick,” He muttered before he started walking across the bridge. “See if I ever travel across the entire universe and then some searching for weapons of time and space for him again…”









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« Reply #60 on: June 07, 2009, 01:11:46 am »

Deep within the the core of The Knight Tower; Hidden Passageway-Necropolis of the Damned; August 24, 3:45 A.M.

A freezing chill swept across Cookies skin as he strode through a narrow, rocky, passageway. The passageway was narrow and tight, hardly fitting for one to teleport into unless they wished to skewer themselves on the jagged rocks that abound throughout, and the cold being emitted from within was fridged enough to freeze one to the bone. Which was exactly why Cookies was donning a jet black parka, and made sure that his footing was precise as he continue forward.

It took the darkly clothed man around 10 minutes to finally see a pale blue light being emitted through what appeared to be night endless darkness, but upon seeing it the masked man breathed a sigh of relief. Pushing past two particularly jagged rocks, which managed to tear into the fabric of Cookies' parka, the magician finally made his way toward his destination.

Before him was the very heart of The Knight Tower, the source of it's seemingly boundless power, and his original birthplace. The Necropolis of the Damned.

The structure before him was enormous, composed of an eerie blue-gray stone, and decrypted to the point where it looked like exactly what it described. The structure itself was done up in Medieval style architecture with various demonic and angelic heads jutting out of walls along with various spikes. All in all it was a very imposing building, but Ebony simply liked to call it home.

So, it was with a smile, that the man crossed an equally decrypted, and ancient bridge composed of the same stone, and made his way toward the structure's giant steel doors. An eerie blue fog floated around Cookies, who simply chuckled as he heard the cries of the damned below the bridge. When would they ever learn that there was no escape from the Most Whinny?

As Cookies strode up to the Steel door, he noticed Azrael and King Yamaha playing cards at a rickety foldout table.  The pair looked up, both with grim expressions on their faces, as they nodded in his direction.

Cookies simply nodded back, and motioned for them to order the Ogre Brothers, Twiddley Dumb and Twiddley Dumber, to open the giant doors so that he could enter. Azrael and King Yamaha simply snapped their fingers and the doors began to open before the pair turned back to their card game.

Ebony nodded in thanks and entered into the Necropolis where he saw the Orge twins, in all their green naked goodness, fondling one another. Had this been Cookies' first time walking in and seeing the pair interact in such a manner he likely would have vomited, but he was past that now and simply nodded at the pair. The Ogre Brothers nodded back and continued their gyrations as Cookies strode toward what appeared to be a floating ball of eerie black, blue, and white mist at the center of some kind of temple.

As he stepped down the corridor toward the bridge, Ebony decided to make a game of counting the coffins that lined the walls beside him. "99 coffins sitting on the wall, 99 coffins full of drear, taking one down, drop it on the ground, 98 coffins sitting on the wall," Cookies muttered to himself in a sing-song voice as he yanked coffins out of their tomb like setting embedded in the walls and allowed them to slam on the floor behind him. After all he hated the janitorial staff that his Most Whinny had chosen. Why not damn them to a life of placing coffins back into their appropriate slots? After all, at least Cookies hadn't rearranged the name plates this time.

So the masked man continued with his little game as he near another bridge that seemed to hover over an near endless pit with various elegant decorated tomb rooms lining the walls. Several spirts floated around the man, but he paid them no mind as all they wanted him to deliver various messages to loved one. Cookies wasn't some day message boy, he was a Major in the Clockwork Knights organization, and he'd be damned if he turned into gofer for the dead.

So, slapping various spirits away with his bare hands, Cookies finally made his way to the center of the platform and stared up expectantly toward the floating orb.

"Yo'! Master Most Whinny! I got a favor to ask!" the masked man bellowed as the ball of mist began to stir and shift until it ultimately took on the form of a giant baby, Loli thing.

The ethereal Loli glared at the Major for a moment before placing it's hands on it's hips and sighing fitfully. "You know King Yamaha's son calls him everyday," the ethereal being declared sourly, ignoring the tired sigh she earned from Cookies, "I mean, you could at least call your poor mother and let her know you're doing alright! I was so worried about you! And you look thin. Have you been eating right sweetheart? You're not still associating with that Roy character are you? You know that fool black man is the devil incarnate, why do you think his penis is almost as big as yours? No one should have a penis almost as big as my baby. And that Guyin, boy he just boils my blood. He is sooooo disrespectful, and his mother just called me yesterday. She said that he hasn't contacted her in 5 years! Can you believe that? Five whole years, and that ungrateful son of a bitch can't even call his poor mother. Well I guess it's like they say, beware of the company you keep, right? I mean, this is the first time you've come to visit me in six months! I swear that those friends of yours are a bad influence on you."

Had Cookies not needed his mother's assistance at the moment he would have told her to shut up and left, but, unfortunately, with Xergo Proxy Ultimate having installed an artifact in him with the power to corrupt his actions he didn't have much of a choice in the matter. So he simply endured his mother's tirade until she wore herself out and allowed him to speak.

"Yeah, sorry, I'll come by and visit more often," Cookies lied as he rolled his eyes, took in a deep breath, and loosed another fitful sigh. "Anyway, ma, I've got a problem. There is apparently some kind of artifact stuck in my body that lets my current arch-foe control my every action. Do you think you could get rid of that for me?" the masked man inquired hopefully before remembering the weapon he held in his hand. "Oh! And I think you lost this!" Ebony stated, tossing the blade toward his mother before wisps of smoke reached out a snatched into the being's ethereal body.

"OH! THE JEWEL SWORD OF ZELRETCH!" the Most Whinny exclaimed happily as she smiled a wide smile. "Where ever did you find it?"

"Meh, that's a long story that I really don't have time for right now, ma. Anyway, can you get rid of this artifact?" Cookies inquired as his mother simply snapped her fingers.

"Alright, done."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"That was it?"

"Yep, good as new."

"Seriously?"

"As serious as a heart attack! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Get it?! That's funny because this is a necropolis! Meaning that...bah, whatever, it wasn't that funny."

Cookies simply rolled his eyes at his mother's antics before nodding and thanks and turning to leave. He really wanted to get out of there before she started talking about him taking Master Xero's place, since, based on her opinion, she was so much more handsome and talented. While the truth was that, while he actually thought it was true, Cookies was far too lazy and far too attached to his pay check to stage a coup. However, should Master Xero ever fail to pay up, then he might find himself on the opposing end of Cookies' feather duster...er, well he'd have to use his spatula since his feather duster disappeared, but same difference.
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« Reply #61 on: June 10, 2009, 03:16:06 am »

Huge, Obvious Floating Base; Some room; September 12, 3:45 P.M.

Roy leaned back in his swivelling chair and sighed as he flipped a coin, wearing nothing more than a muscle shirt and some boxers. Recently, he'd been rather bored, considering that Xergo Proxy had, after his last few stunts, disappeared off the map completely. Despite the Extra Dimensional having told him that he could stop the tough black guy attitude three days after their meeting, it had turned out that the man, having lost a bet to some other extradimensional named Suzumiya, would be forced to make Roy Doll continue acting as he had.

"Man, if only something could happen..." He muttered.

Nearby, suddenly, a television turned on. Roy Doll blinked and turned to look over at the device.

"When did I put that in here? He thought as he looked at the screen. A slightly tanned blonde teenager, maybe fifteen or sixteen or so, stood wearing a bizarre black wrestling costume with pink and white stripes, and a mask and such, glared back at him from within the screen. She pointed a finger towards the camera and started speaking. "Hmm, she looks a bit familiar..." Roy Doll muttered to himself.

"Clockwork Knights! I am Reena of the Jr. Justice Brigade!"

"Ahhh," Roy said as he turned to look at a open dirty magazine beside him. "I knew I'd recognized her from somewhere!" It was open to a nude shot of Reena winking, and sitting back with her legs held up in the air, giving him a delectable view of her devoloping woman-hood. It had taken a lot of liquor and drugs to get the usually prudish girl to take such a 'provocative' pose, but Roy liked to think of it as simply helping her to show off her naturally beautiful body. Was it truly wrong to share with the world the work of art that was the human body?

"We here at the Jr. Justice Brigade have had enough of your callous, evil ways! You claim to be a group of super-heroes, but we've received word that your group is one of the main culprits in the destruction of Tin City and millions of innocent lives!"

"We claimed to be super-heroes?" Roy scratched his head in confusion.

"Therefor, we have decided to face you in honorable combat!" The teen said, dramatically clenching her fist. "For those lives that you villains so greedily gorged yourselves on for nothing more than your own sick entertainment, and the sake of justice, we will defeat you, and turn you into the police!"

Roy snorted as the camera panned out to reveal the Jr. Justice Brigade's five main members, with Reena at it's head.

"If you can get us to go, sure," he said as he leaned back in his chair.

"For everyone else, please come down to our new Jr. Justice Brigade owned steakhouse, where we serve freshly grilled steak and other grilled fine foods! It doesn't get any better than this!" The teenagers all fell to their knees and looked desperate. "I mean, it, please come! The Justice Brigade cut down on our allowance thanks to the economy and we've gotta pay the bills for the Jr. Tower somehow!"

Roy narrowed his eyes as he stared at the screen.

"Hmm... This gives me an idea..."

Huge, Obvious Floating Base; Bossloli's room; September 12, 3:55 P.M.

"Roy, what are you doing here?" Mahaloli demanded from a majestic throne. "You're supposed to be fighting the justice brigade and upholding our honor!"

Roy simply stared at her for a moment.

"The Clockwork Knights have no honor."

She stared back at him.

"Well you have a point there," She conceded. "What is it, then?"

"More importantly, though, I have a feeling that we can use this opportunity to draw out Xergo Proxy Ultimate. If we fight the Jr. Justice Brigade, he may try to take advantage of the occasion."

She blinked back at him.

"Huh. For a minute there, I thought you were going to suggest something stupid, like we run a rival bar and grill just to keep the Jr. Justice Brigade from being able to pay rent."

Roy was silent for a moment, before shrugging and whistling innocently as he looked around the room.

"Well then. If you believe we can take advantage of this, then by all means, do so," She said. "Take Guyin, Dyne, Master Xero, and Cookies with you."

"I don't think Guyin is the type for this," Roy said, somewhat put off. "I mean, it would not reflect too kindly on us if the city block we're fighting honorably on is decimated," He said.

"Then why are you bothering to go?" She demanded.

"Well, I can control myself. That one, however..." Roy crossed his arms and frowned, looking down at the ground. "He's a bit of a loose cannon."

Mahaloli could only frown, agreeing with him.

"Then don't take Guyin. The rest should do fine."

"Roger," Roy said as he turned around and walked out of the room.

Outside, on top of the huge, Obvious Floating Base; Some room; September 12, 4:05 P.M.

Roy stood with his arms crossed, wearing sunglasses, his muscle shirt, boxers, flip-flops, his trusty sword, and a yellow scarf.

"All right then," He said as the very air around him filled with a sense of drama.

"Dark Nightmare and Posse, ASSEMBLE!"

The echo of his voice reverberated through the entire base... and city below, for that matter, and Roy Doll waited for a grin for the three others to make their introductions.
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« Reply #62 on: June 10, 2009, 12:04:51 pm »

Huge, Obvious Floating Base; Command Center; September 12, 3:46 P.M.

Guyin watched the tail end of the Jr. Justice Brigade's challenge to the Clockwork Knights.  Of course, not being a Clockwork Knight himself (He couldn't make it past the 'name' question on the application for membership), he could only agree with the young woman's opinion.  Those Knights were certainly reckless and prone to destruction . . .

Still, this challenge gave him an idea.

". . . heh . . . heh . . . MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"

Jr. Justice Brigade Steak House and Grill; September 12, 4:01 P.M.

Guyin, his dark, hooded cloak writhing as if alive as he walked towards the Head Waiter's stand, held up a hand and extended a single finger before intoning ominously.

"Table for one, please."

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Outside, on top of the huge, Obvious Floating Base; Some room; September 12, 5:05 P.M.


Roy sighed and stopped playing with his ping-pong ball.

"I guess they're not coming..." The black man muttered. Well, all that was left was to answer the challenge of those guys.

Jr. Justice Brigade Steak House and Grill; September 12, 5:06 P.M.

Roy sighed as he walked into the steak house and grill. Immediately he was spotted by Reena, who was waiting to seat guests by the door. She instantly looked up at him and flew into a rage.

"You! You're here!"

"..."

"I hope you've prepared yourself for the great beyond, villain! Your terror ends here!"

"Let us end this matter quickly." Roy said.

"Hmph! I'll be more than enough just for you!" The busty teenager said, scowling at him. The curvy teen quickly stood up from behind the borrowed school desk she was using and walked over towards him.

"You're young. Inexperienced. Naive." Roy shook his head. "You wouldn't last ten minutes with me."

"What?!" The girl scowled and her face turned red with rage. "You bastard!"

"It's only the truth. You'd faint after the one hundreth orgasm."

She blinked, her rage softened by the... content of his statement.

"Wh-wh-wha-wha-whaaaaa?!?!" The red in her face went from rage to embarrasment. "What are you talking about1?"

"The obvious, of course."

"You idiot! You don't talk like that in a public establishment!" She growled out. "You're the worst!"

"Hmph. Come. If you intend to do battle with me alone, then we shall. You stake the honor of the Jr. Justice Brigade on this battle, do you not?" He asked.

"Of course! We always stake our honor!"

Roy Doll snorted.

"Well then, where is the site of the duel?"

"The Jr. Tower! Be there in ten minutes, or we will consider you forfeit!"

Roy Doll nodded.

"I anticipate your arrival, Reena." With a... flourish, the tanktop and boxers clad man turned and walked out of the establishmen.

"And bring some real clothes!" The wrestler demanded.
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« Reply #64 on: June 14, 2009, 10:16:50 am »

Jr. Justice Brigade Tower of Justice; September 12, 5:14 P.M.

Reena stopped dead in her track, her jaw hanging open in abject shock at what she'd seen.  Her upcoming 'duel' with Roy was totally forgotten at the unbelievable sight before her now -

The massive 'Under New Management' sign hanging from the front of the Tower.

Already the place was swarming with moving crews, carrying out large boxes of personal effects and pieces of furniture while several of her teammates stood around with forlorn expressions on their faces.

'Wh-wh-what the hell is going on here!?" she yelled at the closest person that happened to be standing beside her.

The cloaked figure turned around, removing his hard hat as he did, revealing the fathomless abyss created by his hood.  Recognition flooded Reena instantly, even though she couldn't see the man's face.

"G-g-g-g-g-g-g-guyin!  What are you doing here!  I thought you were in the hospital!?!?"

The mysterious figure nodded, though it was hard to tell.  "Oh, that, yeah.  That unfortunate case of salmonella I got from eating at your eatery was quite unpleasant.  As such, my lawyer, Mr. Johnny Cochran suggested that I take legal action against your establishment.  Of course, usually this kind of process would take months, but between Cochran's mad skillz and the fact that every judge and lawyer on the planet thinks I'm a walking tsunami so they decided to try my case . . . within about 15 seconds. "

"Fifteen Seconds!  That's not even possible!  Why wasn't I called!?  Why wasn't I informed!?"

Guyin shrugged.  "They called in as many people as they needed.  Honestly, considering your shoe string budget, you guys couldn't afford the lawyer that scrapes the gum off Johnny's shoes, so the case was over in ten minutes and they awarded me a ten million dollar settlement.  Of course, since you guys didn't have nearly that much, they had to auction off both your restaurant and your tower to help you pay it off . . . so I decided, being the generous philanthropist that I just recently became, that I would buy both of them and save you from the horrible financial burdens caused by serving substandard food."

Reena's eyes bugged out of her head, before her expression settled into the same forlorn expression of her teammates.  "But . . . but that's where we live, and the restaurant is where we work.  What - what are we supposed to do?  Where are we supposed to go?"

Guyin shrugged.  "I saved you all from crippling debt, I can't be expected to take care of everything for you, can I?"  He noticed the tears beginning to form around the young woman's eyes and sighed.  "Well, I suppooose I could let you kids keep running the restaurant for me.  It's not like I know anything about that kind of stuff, anyway.  And, I suppose I could let you rent out a few rooms in my new tower if you really can't find any other place to go."

The entire Jr Justice Brigade was suddenly swarming him, eyes as large as saucers.  "You'd really let us live in your tower!?" Reena asked excitedly.

"We can still work at the restaurant!?"

"Wait a minute . . . we'd only have to pay rent on some rooms?  We wouldn't have to finance the entire tower, or restaurant, or pay property takes and stuff?"

'My god!  We wouldn't need to work nearly as much overtime!  We could actually fight crime again!"

Guyin frowned.  "Hey now!  Let's not get carried away!  I'm still a horrible, conniving monster and I could kick you out anytime I want.  I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way and think I was doing something nice here!"

As one, the entire brigade shared a long meaningful glance, then suddenly they all began nodding enthusiastically.

"Oh, right!  You monster!"

"How dare you steal our tower and restaurant from us!"

"Woe is us, being manipulated so!"

"It sure would be horrible if you brought both the restaurant and tower up to code, since we've been a bit behind in payments and such-""-Shut up!"

Guyin rolled his eyes at the mock crying going on before him.  . . . Well, he supposed it would do.

It was about then that he noticed Roy wandering up.  Casually, he raised his hand and waved.

"Hey, Roy, Welcome to the Guyin Cognito Imperial Tower Palace of Mysteriousness.  Would you care to rent a room?"



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« Reply #65 on: June 14, 2009, 01:04:00 pm »

Jr. Justice Brigade Tower of Justice; September 12, 5:17 P.M.

"Roy Doll! I've come to aid you, comrade!" Cookies declared dramatically as he threw himself out of red sports car blowing past at 340mph. That was the LAST time he tried to hijack a car from a guy named Garcian Smith, though there was really no way for him to know that the car had a built in hyper drive. However, it did get him to Roy Doll just in time, or so it appeared.

Tucking and rolling in order to minimize the damage of his insane stunt, Cookies found himself sprawled out at the black man's feet for a moment as every muscle in his body reminded him of how stupid he was for leaping out of a moving vehicle.  Even so, despite the immense pain he was feeling, Cookies' pride wouldn't allow him to stay down, and, remembering his father's favorite mantra, the immensely burly Cookies decided to, "Get off his ass and walk it off like a man!"

Clutching his aching arm for a moment, Cookies, who was now donning a forest green red star barrette, aviator sunglasses, a skin tight black t-shirt, forest terrain military fatigues, and black combat boots, faced Roy Doll and smirked confidently.

"Let's kick some Jr. Justice ass, comrade! In the name of our Great and Powerful Leader!" Cookies declared dramatically as he placed his hands on his hips and began to laugh manically. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Cookies! OMG!"

"Oh shit...I know that voice," Cookies muttered to himself as his confident expression slipped and turned into a deep, troubled frown. Turing to face the person who had addressed him, Cookies found himself staring at a Jr. Justice member donning a green, white, and gold wrestling costume with a matching mask.  He could practically feel the hate being radiated under her mask, and he knew that running was not an option for she would catch him, and when she caught him she would most assuredly kill him.

"It is you! You son of a bitch! Don't you dare try and run this time either, because I WILL catch you and I WILL kill you!" the livid young woman, who was likely no older than 15, stated as she cracked her knuckles menacingly.

'Did I call it or what,' Cookies thought to himself while subconsciously rolling his eyes.  "Gabriella! How are you love? Is little Erica doing well?" Cookies inquired with the most placating smile he could muster as he took a few hesitant steps back.

"Well I might be inclined to tell you how your daughter was doing if you actually paid child support like you were supposed to! You owe me 10,000,000 dollars in back payments! Maybe if you paid up I wouldn't have to work three jobs in order to support the three of us!" Gabriella snapped as she took a few menacing steps forward.

"Wait a minute," Cookies said, genuinely confused, as he adopted a pensive expression and thought for a moment.  Furrowing his brow after a moment of thought Cookies added, "Three of us? When did there get to be three of  you?"

At that moment a blood red battle aura suddenly flared up around Gabriella as she clenched her fist into tight balls and the sound of teeth gnashing violently could be heard behind her mask.  "DID YOU REALLY FORGET ABOUT ELLIE?! YOUR OWN DAUGHTER?! IDIOT, HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT I HAD TWINS! YOU WERE IN THE DELIVERY ROOM!"

"Actually I wasn't."

"Huh?" Gabriella questioned in genuine confusion as her battle aura abruptly died.

"Yeah, sorry, I forgot to tell you I guess. That wasn't me, that was a magical copy. I was too busy kicking Sailor Scout ass to deal with that whole troublesome miracle of life moment, child birth, thing."

Everyone present, aside from Roy Doll and Guyin possibly, simply gaped at Cookies upon hearing his confession.

"What?! They were trying to upstage me! There can only be one defender of Truth, Justice, and Love...and they died two years ago! It's not fair that they were not only trying to steal my title as the most powerful magical being on Tin Planet, but that they were also trying to steal Puni Puni Poemy's title as well!"

"Cookies," Gabriella muttered in a deathly low tone of voice as her battle aura suddenly flared up even more intensely, almost knocking Cookies onto his ass.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

And with that she charged the confused man. After all, he thought his excuse was a pretty good one.
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« Reply #66 on: June 14, 2009, 02:04:05 pm »

Jr. Justice Brigade Tower of Justice; September 12, 5:14 P.M.

"I must decline your offer-" Roy Doll started to reply to Guyin's question, before turning to see Cookies show up.  The master martial artist blinked at the eccentric man's display, then turned to look at Guyin. "Just out of curiosity, how much are you charging for the utilities? Is use of the training facility included in rental? How about the garage?"

"That doesn't matter! We're finally free of financial troubles!" Reena declared, before pointing at Roy Doll, who turned to look at her. "And today, we'll be rid of-"

"Child, the adults are talking," He said in a chiding voice.

"O-oh... S-sorry..." The wrestler stopped pointing at him and Roy Doll turned to face Guyin again.

"And how is Cochran these days? I heard he was dead, but apparently you fixed that?"
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« Reply #67 on: June 14, 2009, 06:25:01 pm »

Guyin Cognito Imperial Tower Palace of Mysteriousness; September 12th; 5:19 P.M.


Guyin watched in amusement as Cookies wrestled around with the mother of his bastard children before shaking his head.

"Cookies, Gabriella, I'm afraid that this is private property and thus brawling is highly frowned upon, so I'll have to ask you to move your fight or desist before I call the police . . . or feel the need to get involved personally."

The last was mentioned with such a sense of dread that nearly everyone within earshot froze instantly, taking in deep, apprehensive breaths.

He then turned back to Roy.  "Well, I still need to figure out the going rate for the various utilities and such, but I assure you it would be a fair price, and of course gym access is guaranteed.  . . . As for my lawyer, well, you'd be amazed what one can do with a true copy of the Necronomicon, like the one Jups got for me.  Such a great gift, that."

He then looked around at all the Jr. Justice Brigade members.  "As for you lot, now that you are both my employees, as well as my tenants, I would appreciate it that, if you absolutely feel the need to fight, to take it elsewhere . . . oh, and any fraternizing with any of the Clockwork knights is strictly prohibited.  It's just unseemly for such young girls to be involved with such people, and I won't stand for it from my employees, understand?"

Guyin tapped his chin in thought.  "Hmm, well I think that's it for me.  Unless anyone has any questions about the possible tenant agreements, I need to help the movers figure out which room i want to set up my big screen t.v. in, in my new tower."

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« Reply #68 on: June 14, 2009, 07:03:47 pm »

Guyin Cognito Imperial Tower Palace of Mysteriousness; September 12th; 5:20 P.M.

Both Gabriella and Cookies abruptly stopped clawing at one another upon hearing Guyin's declaration and threat of calling the police.

The pair looked between one another, genuinely confused and perhaps baffled, before slanting their eyes and saying, in unison, "Guyin, as far as Tin Planet is concerned you're public enemy number 1. Technically, if it were possible, we could kill you, your mother, and all of your relatives without anyone batting an eyelash or moving to investigate it as more then a ritual/cult suicide."

Cookies then added, "Hell, I could blow up your Imperial Tower Palace of Mysteriousness and the authorities would probably just say it was a freak accident."

Gabriella simply nodded in agreement as she helped the burly man up off the ground and dusted off her uniform.

"However, in the spirit of comradeship, I will desist in quarreling with my baby mama," Cookies offered as he too brushed off his clothes and adjusted his barrette. "However, if you do seek to challenge me then I accept! Though Xergo Proxy Ultimate may have caught me off guard, after mimicking Ryu's Hadouken for the past three hours in anticipation of this fight with the Justice Rangers, or whatever the hell they call themselves, I can assure you that the Perfect Hadouken is nothing to scoff at. I even made it a cool violet colour too!" Cookies declared with a cat like smile on his face
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« Reply #69 on: June 14, 2009, 07:57:10 pm »

Guyin Cognito Imperial Tower Palace of Mysteriousness; September 12th; 5:21 P.M.

Guyin Cognito smiled . . . broadly.

"Very well, children, I accept your challenge.  We shall do battle until either one of you cries uncle, or one of you dies.  The duel begins . . . now."

Suddenly, Guyin's cloak fell to the ground, revealing a tall wooden log had been standing inside it, perhaps the entire time.  Attached to the front of the log was pinned a not which read:

'As the challenged party, I choose subterfuge, mass destruction and terror as the weapons of the duel . . . enjoy.     P.S.  Do you know where your children are?'
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« Reply #70 on: June 14, 2009, 08:42:33 pm »

Guyin Cognito Imperial Tower Palace of Mysteriousness; September 12th; 5:22 P.M.

Cookies simply blinked for a moment, his face completely blank, as he read over the note.

"Damn it," he muttered to himself in a tired tone after a minute.

"He always chooses those...and where the heck are Erica and Ellie anyway?"

"At your mother's of course."

"Ah, right...wait...WHAT?! DO YOU WANT THEM TO BECOME NEFARIOUS, DIABOLICAL, AND DOWN RIGHT EVIL NECROMANCERS?!"

"Uh...sure? Is that the right answer?"

"...no, sweetheart, it's not."

Meanwhile, back at The Knight Tower-Necropolis of the Damned

"That's right, Erica, use the Dagger of Severing to extract the brain before resurrecting a body. You don't want that sucker to come back with a mind of it's own, now do you?" Master Most Whinny stated with a large, proud grin on her face as she watched her granddaughter dissect the skull of one unfortunate corpse that had been lain out on a stone slab near her floating altar.

"I know, grandma, I know. But you might want to got help Ellie, she seems to be having more trouble than me with her bio-weapon project."

"DOWN, NEMESIS, DOWN BOY! HEY! HEY!!!!! DON'T YOU DARE PICK UP THAT MINIGUN-ROCKET LAUNCHER COMBO! I SAID STOP IT!"

Looking down toward her youngest granddaughter's experiment gone array, Master Most Whinny could only shake her head and sigh as her inky tentacle like appendages snaked out from the main body in order to save the incompetent child's life.

"And this," the Nether Mistress said, rolling her eyes, "is why two year olds should never, ever, ever be allowed to experiment with creating their own bio-terror devices."
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« Reply #71 on: June 19, 2009, 10:22:09 pm »

Somewhere

Xergo Proxy Ultimate sneered as he looked over the body of Xero that he had taken. The ritual was ready. The rift was nearly open. Now it was time for him to do what he'd set out to do long, long ago.

The truth was, Xergo Proxy Ultimate was not really Xero's Twin. He was actually a clone that had been created in the womb when Xero's young cells were dividing and one happened to break off, to become Xergo. From then on, Xergo Proxy Ultimate had developed deep feelings of inferiority to his original, an promised himself that no matter what, he would prove that he was the superior Xero.

Now, however, the moment of truth was upon him. He had secured the original's body, and was ready to sacrifice his own inferior body to the Rift Demon, granting the body he'd then inhabit ultimate power. Then he would be able to defeat those Clockwork Knights once in for all, and nothing would stand in his way to conquer all of existence.

...Or so he liked to joke sometimes. Really, it got boring being a crazy smart chess-master villain, but, well, somebody had to do it.

"Let's see... Guyin Cognito now owns the Jr. Justice Tower, as planned, and Cookies is still unaware of the conflict deep within his heart. It's time to move to the next phase of the plan..." The faceless phantom 'Hmm'ed and held up a hand to his chin. "If I can get Roy Doll to reveal his Laxagun, and copy the design, I'll have yet another doomsday device, and finally be able to get rid of that pesky dragon problem in my basement..." The mastermind looked down at Xero's body and sighed. "Anyway, back to work. Let's see, move this here, and puff this up..." The trench coat wearing phantom started to hum as he went back to marking up Xero's nude body with a permanent marker, making dotted lines and arrows in various places.

"It's really too bad that plastic surgery is so expensive these days," He muttered. "I'll just have to wing it..."

Somewhere Else

"I tire of this humdrum,"  Prince Hak'Dral of the planet Nepsilis Fon, an elegant, impossibly human looking alien with long ears and sharp eyes groaned from the deck of an elegant looking vessel. "Are there any planets to conquer today?"

"Yes, your majesty," A more obviously alien creature said. "The planet, Earth, was forfeited by the Oni Empire for some reason," The disgusting purple looking thing said in a nasally, wet voice.

"All right then, target that planet, Crulrgbrg. We shall send in a warning shot, then demand their surrender. Fire the Meteor Cannon. Call in the reserve fleet as well, in case they try to put up a fight."

"Yes, sir!" Crulrbgrg responded with a salute that featured a vaguely hand shaped limb with tentacles sprouting out of it.

"Firing the cannon!" An insectoid creature shouted as it began to type madly at a computer terminal.

Guyin Cognito Imperial Tower Palace of Mysteriousness; September 12th; 5:23 P.M.

Roy looked over at Ebony Cookies, then frowned.

In a moment, the black man vanished, and everyone was standing around two hundred five feet away from where they had been. The black man reached into his boxers and pulled out his bathrobe, put it on in a flash, and dramatically held it up in a fashion that allowed it to cover the entire group, Jr. Justices and all.

Just as a sizeable meteor crashed into the the Ex-Junior Justice Brigade Tower, detonating upon impact with a flash.

New Tin City; September 12th; 5:23 P.M.

Ranma sighed from the backseat of a station wagon that Akane was driving. In the car were also Ryouga, Nabiki, Kasumi, Shampoo, and Ukyou. All of the teens save for Ranma and Ryouga were wearing new clothes they'd bought the first day of their vacation.

"Are you sure this is the right way?" Ranma demanded as he looked out the window.

"Of course it is, I'm using the map, damn it!" The disgruntled Tendo girl growled as she glanced at an unfolded map.

"I told you, it would have been easier if we could have rented one with GPS," Nabiki said as she filed her nails. She pulled the nail file away and looked them over, then blew them.

"Ugh..." Akane growled as she looked back up at the road. In front of them was a tower looking place. Maybe they could ask for directions there. It'd be lucky if someone there spoke Japanese, but that was just plain unlikely-

And then there was a flash, and a shockwave slammed into the stationwagon, sending it flipping backwards into the air and landing on its roof.


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« Reply #72 on: June 20, 2009, 02:05:59 am »

Knights Floating Tower Thingy - Necropolis Floor; September 12th; 5:23 P.M.

With a grunt, Guyin pushed the wheel barrow filled with the projector and small mountain of the slides of his trip to the museum of the Natural History of ToeNail fungus that he'd taken last year.  As punishment for challenging him, he planned to torment Cookies children and Mother with hours upon hours of tedious and aromatic pictures from the excruciatingly in depth entreaties on the various merits  of the spongy lifeforms that grew beneath the toenails . . .

He giggled madly as he imagined the unholy torment he was about to unleash on his unsuspecting victims-

Suddenly his cellphone rang.  He looked into the abyssal void beneath his cloak, a bit surprised as another weak, distant sounding ring managed to escape the ethereal claws of darkness which prevented any light from escaping from its depths.  Shrugging to himself, he pulled out the phone and turned it on.

"Ahoy hoy, you've reached Guyin."

A rapid chatter filled his ear.

". . . What?"

". . ."

"A what landed on my new tower?"

". . ."

"Oh, a meteor.  Sorry, couldn't hear you there for a sec.  Wow, really?  A meteor just crushed my new tower?"

". . ."

"And that meteor insurance I got?"

". . ."

"It doesn't kick in until tomorrow?  Oh, now I am somewhat agitated.  Is there someone I can channel my annoyance on asides from yourself?"

". . ."

"Ahh, it was that meteor gun, was it?   That's on that Nepsillis planet, isn't it?  The Throne World of the whatever it is Empire, isn't it?"

". . ."

"Alright then, I'll go visit those people and explain what I think about people blowing up my uninsured properties.  You see if you can't do some highly illegal paperwork and make it seem like the building didn't get destroyed until tomorrow."

With that, he hung up and tossed the phone back into the folds of his cloak . . . then, as an after thought, he tossed the entire wheel barrow in after it.

It was time to remind people why Guyin was considered to be somewhat unpleasant in certain circles.

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Planet Nepsillis - Throne room of the Imperial Palace; September 12th; 5:29 P.M.

Prince Hak'Dral sighed in boredom.  "Has Earth replied to our demand for their surrender yet?" he asked, turning to gaze at his trusted aide-

He stopped suddenly, as he noted the dark, cloaked figure inexplicably standing at the center of his throne room.  Justifiably curious, he turned his full attention to the figure.

"You . . . you wouldn't happen to be from Earth, here to proclaim that you are agreeing to our demands of unconditional surrender, would you?"

Guyin considered that for a moment.  "Well . . . yes and no.  I do happen to be from Earth, however I have decided to decline your offer of surrender."

The Prince shook his head.  "What?  No, you've got it backwards, we want 'you' to surrender to u . . . wait a moment.  What do you 'mean' you decline our offer of surrender?"

Guyin shrugged.  "Well, you see, if you had waited till tomorrow to fire that ridiculous Meteor Gun of yours (Very 'Last Starfighter, by the way), then you wouldn't have destroyed my new tower with pin point accuracy.  However, since you blew it up before it had been properly insured, you have incured my ire, so I am not going to let you off with simply surrendering to me."

The Prince laughed, long and hard at that proclamation.  "You mean you aren't here as a representative of your planet?  You're here as a private property owner . . . and you want us to surrender to you, personally!?  Oh, by the seventent bosoms of my hedonistic Goddess, that's good for a laugh!"

Guyin could only shake his head in sadness.  Apparently his reputation hadn't reached this corner of the galaxy, so not only would he need revenge, but an example had to be made.  That in mind, he rolled up his right sleeve, revealing an impressively wide bracer that reached from wrist to elbow, and was encrusted with a number of large glowing crystals.  He then pulled out an odd looking sword, and a small, gem encrusted box.

As the Prince continued to laugh, he let his eyes roll back into his skull, entering a familiar Trance, then proceeded to cast three quick spell in preparation.  Once that was done, he smiled at the alien ruler.

"Well, it was nice knowing you, but I'm afraid that I have to destroy your planet now."

Another roar of laughter.  "'You'?  Destroy my 'planet'?  And how could such an insignificant spec as you do that?"

Guyin smiled, though it was wasted in the darkness of his hood.  "Like this-"  He then held up his arm, the crystals beginning to glow with the light of a thousand suns, and roared-

"ULTIMA!!!"

Even as the massive dome of ever expanding blue energy surged to life, blasting the palace to pieces like a sandcastle built on a pile of dynamite, the real fun was only just beginning.

The Quick spell was the first to activate, letting him cast another Ultima right away, far enough away in the city that the two multi megaton blasts didn't overlap too much . . .

And then the insanity began.  The first Dual Cast he'd learnt from the Mysidian Elder kicked in on both spells, causing two more Ultimas to spring up, each one further out, then the Dual Cast skill he'd picked up when he'd gained his fourth level of Red Mage kicked in, causing four more Ultimas to rip into the city and beyond.  It was then that the Dual Cast support Materia he'd gotten from Zack kicked in, doubling each spell again.

In rapid succession, the three various Double Cast skills he'd learned over the years doubled - doubled and doubled again the monstrously growing number of Spells of Mass Destruction which tore hungrily into the planet Nepsillis.  It was then that the Gembox he'd acquired kicked in with it's X-magic ability, instantly doubling the number of Ultimas, and then the W-Magic materia was invoked, doubling the number of Ultima spells, which now stretched off as far as the eye could see in all directions.

It wasn't done yet, though, as the Double Black skill he gained from his Trance doubled it again, as did the Double spell he cast before hand, which was only a warm up for the TRIPLE spell he cast, which then tripled the number of Ultimas spreading out!

And that's when the Quadra Magic materia kicked in.

When all was said and done, and the twenty four thousand five hundred and seventy six Ultima spells surged to their full power across the entire face of the planet before finally fading away, the entire surface of the planet had been scoured clean of all life, all signs of civilization, and enough of the planet's crust had been blasted into the atmosphere that the thin shell of earth and stone which floated on the mantle began to crack apart and slide down into the molten core of the planet.

Within a matter of minutes, all that remained of planet Nepsillis was a slowly cooling sphere of molten magma, spinning slowly off into the cosmos.

That done, Guyin brushed off his hands, looked around to make sure no one was looking then-

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Guyin looked down at the smoking crater that used to be his tower.

"Hmm . . . I wonder if I over reacted?"






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« Reply #73 on: June 20, 2009, 12:02:26 pm »

Formerly Guyin Cognito Imperial Tower Palace of Mysteriousness; September 12th; 5:47 P.M.

Cookies simply blinked as everything happened a bit too quick for his mind to process. One minute Guyin's Diabolical Tower of Supreme Evilness...or whatever it was once called, stood tall in all it's evil glory and now it was nothing more then a smoking crater. Add to that the fact that he suddenly got the feeling an entire planet had been destroyed, the feeling that his daughters and mother had almost tormented by some diabolical fiend, and the fact that Roy Doll was now pulling random articles of clothing out of his underwear it was not unreasonable that the sunglasses wearing man was a bit confused.

"Uh," Cookies began, scratching his head in puzzlement, "Did I miss something?"

"Cookies, you miss everything," Gabriella muttered as she simply rolled her eyes and turned to look over the smoking remains of the Guyin Cognito Imperial Tower Palace of Mysteriousness. "Damn, it looks like the kids and I will be staying at your mother's again. This is the third time in 3 months," the raven haired girl stated with a defeated sigh as Cookies looked over at her and cocked an eyebrow in confusion.

"Third time is 3 months? Wait, you've been kicked out of the Tower Thingy before?"

It was at that moment that the other Jr. Justice Brigade members decided to chime in.

"Well you see, sometimes Gabriella has problems getting her rent money, so occasionally we have to kick her out until she can pay up," said a male member in a blue and white uniform.

2 seconds later he was obliterated by a ball of blood red energy leaving nothing but a small cloud of ashes to signify that he had ever existed.

"NO ONE KICKS MY BABY MAMA AND KIDS OUT OF THEIR PLACE OF RESIDENCE!" Cookies bellowed, his eyes now glowing a bright red as dark energies began to swirl around his body.  His left hand was smoking due to the ball of energy he had recently fired and his hair was now stark white and spiked out in outrageous directions.

"OMG! It-it can't be!" all of the Jr. Justice Brigade members, excluding Gabriella, exclaimed in horror. Gabriella had long known about the man's true form, and it was actually one of the primary reasons she decided to get it on with him in the first place.

"Yeah, that's right, it's me. Uber Major Diabolical Super Evil Dark Master Cookies, the insanely powerful foe that has defeated the Justice Brigade time and time again simply for the sake of kicking super hero ass," U.M.D.S.E.D.M Cookies stated with a dark chuckle as the energies swirling around him increased ten fold and the clouds above, which were once a pale blue, began to shift into dark grays and reds.

"Oh boy, here we go. Are you going to give that long winded speech like you always do?" Gabriella inquired in a bored tone as she pulled out a nail clipper and began to clip her nails.

For his part, U.M.D.S.E.D.M Cookies simply shot the girl a withering glare as he turned to regard Guyin Cognito with a mischievous smirk.

"Oh well, comrade, at least you had meteorite insurance, 'eh?" Cookies stated with a dark chuckle before sarcastically gasping in surprise. "Oh wait...that's doesn't kick in until tomorrow, does it? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Justice Brigade Tower of Justicenessness; September 12th; 5:51 P.M.

"HOLY CRAP!" a burly man donning a form fitting red and white wrestling uniform with a matching luchador mask exclaimed in horror from his cushy red and white seat at a large, high tech, computer monitor.  The man was frantically clacking keys as beads of sweat dripped down his slightly tanned brow, and his slick blond hair began to wave slightly under his mask.

"What is it Captain Justice?!" exclaimed a slightly paler woman, donning a gold and black uniform with a matching mask, as she ran up beside the man, narrowly avoiding busting her butt as she slid across the slick tile floor, and looked up at the giant crystal screen.

"OH NO!" she gasped in horror.

"OH YES, Justice Gold, IT IS TIME FOR OUR REMATCH!" exclaimed a man donning a high-tech powersuit ill designed to look a green, orange, and black wrestling uniform as he strode confidently into the command room past the sliding glass doors. "THIS TIME, WE WILL DEFEAT HIM!" the man declared with boisterous, triumphant laugh as the high-powered laser cannons on his wrists hummed to life.

"Justice Mecha you're insane! We barely made it out of our last fight with him alive, there's no way we're challenging him again!" Justice Gold furiously snapped back at the man.

However, before Justice Mecha could respond, a familiar diabolical figure suddenly teleported into the room holding what appeared to be a blood scapula.

"XERGO PROXY ULTIMATE!" every member of the Justice Brigade present exclaimed in horror as the man nodded in greeting.

"Thank you for the introduction, Justice Brigade members, it will save me time as I do not have much to waste on you poor fools," the flaming headed man stated with a dark chuckle as his bloody smock flared out dramatically from his ethereal form.

"W-W-What do you want?!" Captain Justice snapped, the cracking of his voice betraying his attempt at confidence, as he stood and adopted his signature fighting stance.

"Oh, dear boy, I've simply come to make you a proposition."

"We don't want it!" Justice Gold immediately snapped as she too adopted her signature fighting stance.

"Oh...I see...so you do not wish to defeat Cookies once and for all? I see...then I suppose I shall take my leave," the ethereal man stated with a humble bow as he prepared to vanish.

"NO!" Justice Mecha exclaimed in desparation, "DON'T LISTEN TO THESE FOOLS! WE'LL TAKE WHATEVER YOU'RE SELLING!" the mecha man declared as Xergo Proxy Ultimate began to chuckle darkly.

"Heh, very well. So long as one of you wants this power, the others cannot refuse."

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« Reply #74 on: June 20, 2009, 02:13:52 pm »

Formerly Guyin Cognito Imperial Tower Palace of Mysteriousness; September 12th; 5:52 P.M.

Guyin yawned at Cookies revealing his woefully unimpressive 'ultimate' form . . . as if everyone present hadn't already known.

"Wow . . . really?  I just lay waste to an entire planet and a palette change is supposed to be impressive?"  He shook his head sadly.  "And really, here I was, ready to forget your inane little duel and then you go and antagonize me, mere minutes after I destroyed said planet for a coincidence."

He considered his options for a moment before picking one.  "Well, being the nice guy that I am, and considering that that Xergo jokester is corrupting the actual Justice Brigade at this very moment to attack you, I'll help you out."  With that, his cloak flashed out, wrapping around Cookies' Baby Mama, sucking her into its black abyss from which there was no escape.  "There, now you don't worry about having to protect her while fighting for your life.  I'm sure you'll get her back . . . eventually . . . possibly in her original form . . . though I wouldn't get my hopes up."

He then waved jauntily, casually ducking under Cookies furiously futile energy blast before vanishing to elsewhere.
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« Reply #75 on: June 20, 2009, 02:43:49 pm »

Earth Orbit; September 12th; 5:51 P.M.

A massive fleet of ships suddenly exited warp around the entire planet. From Earth, one would have seen an entire sky filled to the brim with these ships, massive moon-sized space stations, and the like. One particular ship, an elegantly constructed vessel, was at the rear of this huge fleet that surrounded planet Earth. Immediately, laser weapons began firing on the planet below and millions if not billions of smaller vessels started flying towards the planet, with the occasional meteor being fired down at it. From six directions, massive cannons were aimed at the planet as a beam of light began to gather at the barrels of each one.

Nepsilon Empire Flagship; September 12th; 5:51 P.M.

An absolutely massive, perhaps thirty foot tall and extremely beefy and muscular human looking alien sat in a throne that was tailored to fit his size. The massive man had a grand beard and furry brows to give his already fierce scowl a meaner look. Despite said scowl, in the rims of his eyes were tears of the deepest sorrow.

"They killed Hak'Dral! My son, I will take your revenge!" The Nepsilon Emperor declared, crushing the armrests of his throne in his massive meaty hands. The emperor, who had happened to be off of the throne world in a different quadrant and conquering other planets glared at the blue orb that was Earth as it slowly became covered in explosions and the sight of invasion vessels flying down to send his loyal soldiers to attack, maim, and torture the natives of the planet.

Formerly Guyin Cognito Imperial Tower Palace of Mysteriousness; September 12th; 5:51 P.M.

Ranma walked away from the crashed station wagon towards the group that was standing before the smoking crater that had once been a tower. The sky turning red and stuff was only a small bother, really, and the station wagon was mostly okay; He, Ryouga, and Shampoo had already flipped it back over - all they really needed to do to use it again was rip the roof off. For some reason, an slightly miffed looking Nabiki had decided to accompany him there. It was with a few blinks of confusion that he approached the group of people - they were all quite oddly dressed...

"Excuse me," Nabiki said as they got within hearing distance. "Who was responsible for that meteor and subsequent explosion? We didn't get meteor insurance on our rental car, you see, and there's no way we're going to pay for someone else's petty fights-"

It was then that the sky was filled with the sight of space ships and stations, which promptly began firing on the planet. Smaller vessels could be seen flying straight down at them and rapidly entering the atmosphere, and finally several of them landed in the concrete, digging down only a couple of feet below its surface, before opening. Two mean aliens of various makes and models appeared from within the vessels with guns held up and pointed at them all.

New Tin City Abrahamic Alliance Base; September 12th; 5:54 P.M.

A heavily cloaked figure moved through the grand hall of a holy cathedral. After reaching the end of the hall and opening the door, the cloaked figure walked into the room. Before him sat a fat old man in the robes of the highest order.

"Your holiness, we have received word that Legion's Great Carrier was seen headed for our position. We fear that they are aware of our base here."

"Hmmmm...." The holy figure 'hmm'ed and rubbed his chin. "And the holy knight JSB is still doing his service to the community... this is unfortunate timing indeed..." The man shook his head. "For God, we must triumph over these heathens..." There was a heavy, aged sigh. "Alert the Combat Nuns. Tell them that the time to serve God has come once again."

The cloaked figure nodded several times taking care to avert his eyes, his reverence for the man before him never allowing him to even glimpse the man's face.

"Yes, your holiness, the combat nuns shall be readied soon. We are all His soldiers, and we do what we do for the peace of his Kingdom,"

"Well said, young one. Now, go forth..." The older man rasped, and the cloaked figure continued to nod as it turned away and began trudging away from the man. "For the Glory of God..."

Legion Grand Carrier; September 12th; 5:54 P.M.

The Mongler glared at the visual display before him as they entered the skies above New Tin City.

"The Abrahamic Alliance base has been confirmed ~Desu!" A cherubic voice cried out from somewhere in the room.

"Good. For The Emperor, we shall purge these uncleans---"

And then the Carrier shook, and their visual of Tin City was replaced with that of a scowling, meaty man.

"Citizens of Earth! Your surrender will no longer be enough! To sate my thirst for revenge, I will destroy your planet!" A sobbing, human sized woman could be seen sitting on his shoulder.

"You killed our son! You monsters!" The woman cried out. And then the visual was gone.

Silence reigned in the great carrier.

The Mongler then smirked and raised his hand to his comnom.

"Gentlemen, I love war..."
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« Reply #76 on: June 20, 2009, 03:58:18 pm »

Formerly Guyin Cognito Imperial Tower Palace of Mysteriousness; September 12th; 5:54 P.M.

Cookies could only stare down at his hands in total confusion as he ignored the fact that Guyin was disappearing with his baby mama trapped within the dark void of his cloak.

"That's odd...I meant to do a planet sized energy blast not energy bullets," the burly man muttered to himself before shrugging indifferently. If it came down to it he could always do it later, there was no real rush when it came to duels with Guyin.

Taking a moment to test his abilities, and make sure his planet sized Kamehameha Wave would work should he attempt it again, Cookies then turned to face Nabiki with a slight frown on his face.

"Sorry to hear about your car, ma'am, but I don't think anyone present, aside from Roy Doll, is responsible for that whole meteor thingy, " Cookies said with an apologetic shrug of his shoulders before he motioned toward the smoking crater before them. "And as you can see our friend just had his Tower of Evily Evilness destroyed by said meteor, so it's safe to assume that we aren't the guilty party here...well excluding Roy Doll, he was probably partially responsible."

The burly man then looked up toward the battleships now hoovering above head and shook his head tiredly.  "Not another clusterfuck battle. This is just too insane," the raven haired man muttered to himself as he shook himself out, bounced around a bit, and stretched to prepare for the upcoming battle.  However, just as he was about to complete his tricep stretch, Cookies suddenly felt the very  earth shaking under the power of something that was beyond human.

Quickly springing into a defensive stance, Cookies immediately located the approaching figure...which really wasn't difficult as giant skyscrapers were seemingly disappearing into thin air as the figure approached.

It was an insanely burly, monstrous creature with ten arms that flexed madly, a face that looked like a red, black, and white luchador mask, clothes that vaguely resembled a wrestling uniform, and skin the color of decomposing flesh. In short, it looked just like something Xergo Proxy Ultimate would create.  In fact, the giant, blood red battle aura surrounding it clearly screamed "XERGO PROXY ULTIMATE!" as it approached the group.

And then it spoke.

"RAAGGGGGGGGGGGGH! COOOOOOOOOOOKIES!"

"I get the feeling it's not talking about the baked treat," Major Cookies deadpanned as he reached behind his back and extracted his magic gold and red spatula.

"Alright you monstrosity!" the burly man declared as he held his spatula overhead and glared at the approaching monster.  "In the name of Mindless Destruction, Violence, and Prepubescent Lolicon Love I shall smite you!" the burly man declared as his wand began to glow brightly before his body was enveloped by a magical white light.

*Cue 5 minute transformation sequence with a half nude brawny man transforming into a half nude little bishonen*

As Cookies transformation finished no longer did there stand a burly man in military attire, but rather a pretty young boy donning flowing blue, black, and white robes, a black fedora, and a V for Vendetta mask.  His hair, which was still stark white, now glowed faintly and fell over his shoulders dramatically as his spatula transformed into a giant gold, black, silver, and blue spear and his eyes shifted from chocolate brown to gold, cat like irises.

"Prepare to be vanquished eviler doer! You have met your match in Uber Evil Magical Boy Cookies!" Cookies declared dramatically as he aimed his spear at the monstrous creature. 'Jeez...how many times have I transformed already? Is there a limit to this?' Cookies thought to himself before a familiar voice rang throughout his head.

'Of course not, you idiot, magical girls transform at least 5 times throughout a series, you've only transformed twice! Besides, this is your final form anyway, so don't sweat it.'

'Oh...thanks General Mahaloli,' Cookies thought to himself as he rolled his eyes and frowned slightly.

'Anyway, the Clockwork Armada will be approaching soon. It seems as though that idiot Roy Doll or that double crosser Guyin Cognito has gotten the entire planet involved in an intergalactic war,' Mahaloli stated telepathically as Cookies simply rolled his eyes under his mask and shook his head.  'Just hold them off until we get there. Master Xero should hopefully be joining us.'

With that said, the overbearing Loli general severed the mental connection and Cookies was left facing off against an insanely powerful creature.

"Alright, Corrupted Justice Brigade Monster, Sailor Moon is out of commission, so don't expect to be transformed back into your original state after this battle. This is it!" Cookies snapped as flew toward the creature with his spear swirling malevolent, inky energy.

Clockwork Knight Deus-Ex Flagship; September 12th; 6:01 P.M.

"General Mahaloli we are currently en route and rapidly approaching the Nepsilon Empire Flagship!" a frail man with long brown hair exclaimed as he frantically typed away at his key board.

Mahaloli, who was still donning her Lelouche attire, simply smirked confidently under her mask as watched the blood red clouds past by the glass like, dome shield that comprised the command room of the ship.

'Heh, if we can destroy the Flagship we can then focus our efforts on destroying the Abrahamic Alliance's Main Base. That should be a good show of solidarity so as to convince Legion that we're not a threat, then we won't have to attempt to combat them as well,' the blue haired loli thought to herself with a dark chuckle as she moved to press a pink button on her arm rest.

Suddenly, before Mahaloli could press the button, a new intern, who was obviously an intern due to the fact that she actually looked worried about the upcoming battle, cried, "General, this is madness!"

Mahaloli simply glared at the redhead for a moment, contemplating whether or not to reach for her laser pistol, before simply shrugging and chuckling darkly.

"No, dear child."

"This."

"Is."

"SPARTA!"

With that General Mahaloli slammed her hand down on the pink button and giant beam of blue energy shot out of the flagship's main cannon and hurtled toward the Nepsilon Flagship.

Mahaloli simply smirked for she knew the blast had the power to annihilate a planet, the chances of the flagship surviving were practically nonexistent even by fictional means.
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« Reply #77 on: June 22, 2009, 11:18:12 pm »

Elsewhere; September 12th; 5:56 P.M.

"Ah, if it isn't the infamous Guyin Cognito. Master of Chaos, Destruction, and Absolute Anarchy. Hehehehehe, I've been waiting for you," came a bone chilling voice was a figure shrouded in malevolent looking jet black robes appeared before Guyin in a flicker of purple-black light. "Did you really think that you could avoid having your own pivotal role and arch villain after getting this involved in the insanity that is the Clockwork Knights in a Tin City RP?" questioned the malevolent figure who's hood betrayed none of his features and simply seemed to lead into a bottomless darkness much like Guyin's attire.

"I would certainly hope not," the figure continued as a violet, inky energy began to form into chains around it's body. "Now then, Guyin, are you ready to face off against a terror greater than even you have ever known?" the figure questioned in a tone that implied the sadistic smile hidden beneath layers of impenetrable darkness.

"Bow before your superior, Guyin, for I am Pineapple! Master of All Death, Damnation, and Oblivion!"

Center of what was Formerly Guyin Cognito Imperial Tower Palace of Mysteriousness; September 12th; 6:06 P.M.

"Damn," Uber Evil Magical Boy Cookies rasped out as a think layer of dust and smog hung around his battered and bruised body. "How is it that this thing doesn't even have a scratch on it?!" the pretty young boy snapped breathlessly as he glared at the figure of Dix-Brigade through the thick, gray smog floating around him.

His clothing was torn, sullied, and his magical spear was chipped at the tip, and yet Dix-Brigade had yet to even stagger under the force of his blows.

Something wasn't right, but the boy couldn't place it no matter how hard he tried. He knew he hit his foes with blows that would have destroyed a mountain, but the most he had ever received was a grunt. However, not knowing what else to do, Uber Evil Magical Boy Cookies once again raised his spear and summoned his nether energies into it once again.

"Uber EVIL BOY BLASTER!" the youth cried out as a giant beam of sparking blue, black, and white energy exploded from the tip of his chipped spear from a magical, marble like orb of black and blue at the weapon's center.  However, despite the power he put behind the attack, the behemoth simply grunted in annoyance and continued to stalk forward toward the bloodied warrior of part-time justice as the youth braced himself against the rubble at his feet and prepared to try to deflect another crippling blow.

It was clear that the battle wasn't going in his favor, but Cookies was not ready to pull his trump card just yet.

'Only the threat of death will tempt to do that.'
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« Reply #78 on: June 23, 2009, 12:32:24 am »

Elsewhere; September 12th; 5:58 P.M.

Guyin looked to the cheap knock off of himself, then to the young woman he'd just kidnapped, then back to the cheap knock off.

"Oh!  Oh dear, all powerful Pineapple, please - please don't hurt my darling wife here!" he proclaimed, not so gently pushing the girl forward towards the cloaked figure.

"Your wife, is it, Guyin!?  Muahaha!  I'll make you pay be destroying your one true love!"  Yelled the overly dramatic cloaked figure (the new one, not Guyin) as he grabbed the young loli and vanished into a towering inferno of black flame.

Guyin sighed in relief.  "Whoo, that should keep him busy for a few minutes, anyway.  I better figure out how to ditch this guy before I get saddled with a palette switch villain as a nemesis."

Suddenly a thought hit the mysterious figure.  "That's it!  That will surely rid me of that vile Pineapple forever!"

With that, Guyin vanished into nothingness.

Not quite the Center of what was Formerly Guyin Cognito Imperial Tower Palace of Mysteriousness; September 12th; 6:02 P.M.

Guyin appeared before the person whom he had been searching for.  He'd sensed their unusual presence before he'd left, though he hadn't thought much of it at the time, but now that they were alone, it was the perfect time to act.

Flaring his cloak out in a dramatic and evil looking way, Guyin pointed dramatically at his intended prey.

"Ah, if it isn't the infamous Kasumi Tendo. Master of Order, Cleanliness, and Absolute Niceness. Heh heh heh, I've been waiting for you," came the bone chilling voice from the figure shrouded in malevolent looking gray robes. "Did you really think that you could avoid having your own pivotal role and arch villain after getting this involved in the insanity that is the Clockwork Knights in a Tin City RP?" questioned the malevolent figure who's hood betrayed none of his features and simply seemed to lead into a bottomless darkness.

Kasumi blinked . . . twice.  "Oh my.  Are you certain that you don't have me confused with someone else?  I don't think I know who these Clockwork Knights are that you're speaking of . . . and what exactly is a Tin City RP?"

Guyin held his dramatic pose for another moment . . . before finally deflating.

"Yeah, I kinda figured that.  However, you'd really be doing me a big favor if you'd let me be your arch nemesis.  You see, there's a nut job that wants to be 'my' nemesis, since some people have, at certain points in time, confused me with a good guy, but according to union rules, if I'm already acting as an Arch villain to someone nicer than myself, than I'm not eligible to receive an arch villain.  So, can you help me?"

Kasumi's head tilted to the side and she gently tapped her chin as she considered his words.  "Well, I suppose if it would help you, then I don't see a reason not to . . . but don't I need to be some form of hero to receive a villain of my own?"

Guyin waved off her concerns quickly.  "Don't you worry about that."  He quickly pulled a stack of papers out of his sleeve and handed it to her.  "This is my completely filled out application to join the Clockwork Knights, except I never filled in the name.  If you just sign the dotted line, you'll officially become a high ranking member of an organization that (theoretically) does more good than harm to the world (most of which is due to the fact that I never actually joined, or else that balance would have been thrown all to hell!) and you'll get access to all kinds of neat things, like particle weapons, room service and Tivo."

Taking the stack of paper, the eldest Tendo sister began to read through it quickly.  "Hmmm, I have heard a lot about this 'Tivo', but Nabiki would never let us spend the extra money on it.  That and Particle weapons are just super for getting out those tough, baked in stains from Akane's cooking."

Guyin nodded in agreement . . . before suddenly eying the woman suspiciously.  "Wait a minute, are you DT Kasumi, or Canon Kasumi?"

"Oh, I'm Canon Kasumi," replied the lovely young woman, producing a pen from her purse.  "So, where do I sign this again."

She quickly signed as Guyin pointed to the high lighted areas on the contract, at which point Guyin took the application back and stuck it up his sleeve . . . a second later, he pulled out a fancy looking ID card, complete with lamination and a clip!  The card had Kasumi's picture, name and rank of Extremely Likable Lieutenant on it.  He handed it to the young woman and she smiled happily as she clipped it to her blouse.

"You gotta love the personnel office at the floating tower.  If anything, the excruciatingly high mortality rate of their members ensures that they handle applications as quickly as possible.  So, now that you're officially a hero, we just have to make our nemesis relationship official," Guyin explained, quite happy.

Kasumi's cheeks tinged pink at his suggestion.  "Oh my!  However do we do that?"

"Well," Guyin began, "The usual way to make it official is for you to defeat me in battle, and then I declare unceasing vengeance upon you.  Pretty standard hero villain stuff, really.  So, how do you want to do this?  Do you want me to threaten someone you love?  Just take a swing at you, or something else?"

The Tendo's eyes widened at his suggestions.  "Oh, I don't like the sounds of either of those.  How about we do something less violent . . . I know, how about a game of Rock Paper Scissors?"

Guyin considered it.  "Hmm, well, I am in a rush here, so that sounds good!  Alright, on three: 3, 2, 1-"

Suddenly both of them stuck out their hands, Guyin's clenched furiously in a fist, personifying the very strength of the earth which it was meant to represent! 

Only to stare in shock as Kasumi's graceful hand was held out flat, looking as delicate and pale as the paper which she mimicked.

Instantly, Guyin reared back, his cloak lengthening dramatically as he seemed to stretch to over a story in height.

"CURSE YOU, KASUMI TENDO!  YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME THIS TIME, BUT I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!  . . . Best two outta three?"

Kasumi shook her head.  "I'm sorry, but I really need to check on my family.  Perhaps we can have another game later, Mr Cognito?"

Guyin shrugged.  "Alright, I've gotta see if I can do something about stopping this evil doom fleet from destroying the world . . . i guess . . . unless, you know, you can find someone else that is interested?"

The lovely new Clockwork Knight shook her head politely.  "I'm afraid I don't have any experience with evil doom fleets.  Perhaps after I've gone through orientation.  Still, I hope I've helped you with your problem.  I can only hope that I turn out to be a good nemesis for you."

Guyin shrugged weakly.  "Thanks alot, Kasumi, you really saved my butt there.  I'll be sure to keep that in mind when I get back to trying to plot your inevitable downfall.  Well, I gotta head off now."

And with that Guyin vanished again.
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« Reply #79 on: June 24, 2009, 10:10:52 pm »

Nepsilon Empire Flagship; September 12th; 6:02 P.M.


The emperor of the Nepsilon Empire scowled out at visual that greeted him. Some strange vessel had approached with some kind of cannon aimed and ready to fire upon his flagship.

"These primitives believe they can match our supreme weaponry!" The huge man hollered out. "Show them! Show them why the Nepsilon Empire is the third most feared empire in the galaxy!" He roared and slammed his fists on the armrests of his throne.

Space

The Nepsilon Flagship cruised on as Clockwork's cannon was fired, the blue beam of light screaming towards the huge, elegant vessel at incredible speeds.

The beam of energy simply parted around the Nepsilon Flagship, which continued on undeterred with a collision course for the Clockwork flagship, gaining in speed.

Formerly Guyin Cognito Imperial Tower Palace of Mysteriousness; September 12th; 6:02 P.M.

Roy Doll deflected several plasma bolts with his sword, which magically attracted the bolts in a fashion that made it seem as if every alien was aiming towards his sword with pinpoint accuracy. The deflected bolts took out several of the aliens as they flew off in different directions.

Behind Roy Doll, Ranma and the Jr. Justice Brigade had dug a pit into the concrete and were using it as cover the best they could as they returned fire to the aliens as well.

"Cold Justice, make a dome of ice that surrounds us, like a bunker!" Reena commanded. A white-blue haired girl with an emotionless face simply nodded in response and held up her hands, firing beams of blue energy at the edge of the pit around them, building walls of ice until they met over head. Reena nodded and turned to look at the rest of her team. One member was missing, but that was good enough, she was usually useless in these large scale alien invasions anyway- Then she spotted the pigtailed teen and his bob-cut companion and blinked in surprise.

"Wait, who are you?" The lucha-libre superhero in training asked.

"Tourists," Nabiki said. "You guys wouldn't mind digging me a hole to safety or something, would you?"

Reena blinked and looked at her, then Ranma, then at a short, little boy with goggles on.

"Iron Justice, can you dig a hole for these fine people?" She asked as Ranma, Cold Justice, and a boy with flaming red hair continued to shoot out of the bunker at the aliens.

"Sure thing," The young boy said as he clapped his hands together and held them up as if praying. Metal oozed out of the boy's hands and took on the appearance of a drill, which he held down to the ground, and started digging with.

Reena looked up at Nabiki. "You two should be fine with him. I hope the aliens haven't gotten underground too, though..."

"Me too," Nabiki said with a smile.


Outside the bunker, Roy Doll was in the air, twisting around plasma shots and deflecting projectiles by twirling his sword around him in an impressive display of acrobatics and pinpoint timing. He landed next to a familiar figure, and blinked upon recognizing her.

"Kasumi?"

"Oh, hello," She said, looking at him. For some reason, none of the projectiles were even going near her, he noticed, and by proxy him as well. "Are you friends with that nice cloaked man?"

"Nice cloaked man?" Roy Doll shook his head. "Listen, I don't know how you got here, but here, take this." He reached into his bathrobe and pulled out a vacuum cleaner, then handed it to her.

"Oh, thank you," She said with a smile. "I've been thinking of getting a new one for the past week. How did you know I needed it?"

 "I donno, I was saving that for Guyin's birthday party since I lost those mittens, but I figured it suited you better. That's no ordinary vacuum cleaner, either," He said.

"Hmm?" Kasumi blinked as she looked over the rather plain looking object. "What does it do?"

"It's a magical vacuum cleaner. With it, you can transform," He said. "I'm not sure what to, but I know you just activated by turning it on," He said.

Kasumi blinked as she looked at the thing.

"That's odd, it doesn't have a plug or anything," She said. "How would I turn it on?"

"I think it takes double A's," He said. "You should be able to find some of those easily enough, I think. Well, I must be on my way," He said before dramatically draping himself in his bathrobe and vanishing.








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« Reply #80 on: June 27, 2009, 09:45:06 pm »

Clockwork Knight Deus-Ex Flagship; September 12th; 6:04 P.M.

"General, the Nepsilon Empire Flagship has fired back at us with beam that has 10x's the power of our own!" cried the intern, tears spilling forth from her eyes, as she frantically clacked away at her keyboard. "Our shields can't even take one hit from a blast like that without being completely depleted and leaving us helpless!"

"She's right General! And it's moving too fast for us too dodge, though if we did they would end of destroying the planet!"

At this point Mahaloli was sweating bullets under her helmet as she frantically looked for a button, any button, to press on her armrest the would save her from her imminent demise...and when she said her imminent demise she meant only her imminent demise. The crew could be replaced, but she would be damned if they pulled out one of her clones!

"General!"

"General what do we do?!"

"Orders General!"

Cry after cry fell on deaf ears as Mahaloli watched on in horror as the Clockwork Beam was devoured by the Nepsilon's far more powerful cannon blast. However, as the beam drew nearer, the distraught blue haired loli stopped staring and sighed in defeat as she removed her helmet and looked over the crew from her perch.

"Men," she began, with a genuinely sorrowful yet proud look on her face, "it was a pleasure working with you, all of you...well, except for that jackass Clark. That bastard disappeared again. What the hell did he need a telephone booth for anyway. Fucking weirdo." The pink eyed loli frowned as she remembered how her newest intern fled from the Command Center when they had gotten some kind of distress call regarding some intergalactic dumb ass named Apocalypse. Really, if that wasn't the lamest name she'd ever heard, who the hell cites the not so Holy Book when naming themselves or someone? Lame.

However, the General's gripe was soon forgotten as the beam prepared to collide into the Flagship, and the crew muttered their last prayers. They could feel the heat, they could taste the sweat dripping from their brows, and they were crippled by the fear of death which rapidly consumed them.

"GENERAL MAHALOLI!" bellowed a shrill, feminine voice as the entrance doors slid open with a loud hiss.

"Oh shit," was all Mahaloli had time to say before she was blinded by a brilliant crimson light that threatened to blind her.  However, the effect only lasted for a moment, and she soon opened her eyes to see that the beam had, in fact, dissipated in the blink of an eye.

Now, while the General would usually have simply been glad to be alive after such a close call that was not the case at the moment. No, she would have actually preferred to die considering what now awaited her.

"I can't believe this!" came the voice again as the sound of booming foot steps rocked the very foundations of the Command Center. "This is the last time I leave you in control, and it's the last time I leave Xero in control of a planet! You nearly got by brand new flagship annihilated, and that moron can't even defeat his evil twinish thing! Ugh! Even Kyon is more competent than you two!"

Mahaloli could only sigh woefully in response to the woman's brutal criticisms as she swiveled around to face her. "Forgive me Kami-sama, Time Space Anomaly, Self Evolution Possibility, Grand Master Director of the Intergalactic Clockwork Knight S.O.S Federation. It won't happen again, I promise," Mahaloli stated as she stood up and bowed humbly to her superior before finding herself on the receiving end of what could only be described as the most bone chilling, mind numbing glare she had ever seen.

Wide, doe like, brown-hazel eyes seemed to bore into her very soul as a deceivingly innocent face snarled at her slightly before whipping it's head in disgust causing her shoulder length, dark brown mane to slap the blue haired loli in the face.

"Whatever, General, just make sure that this doesn't happen again. Otherwise I'm going to demote you to the rank of janitor, got it!" the teenage brunette snapped angrily as she adjusted her dual function, yellow-orange headband/ribbon and dusted off her red and gold military jacket before taking a seat in Mahaloli's chair.

"Anyway, debrief me on the situation since I'm here. And don't tell me that I have to create a new Tin Planet, otherwise you're as good as demoted," the petite brunette stated as Mahaloli flicked her the bird and glared at the back of her head. "I saw that you know," the brunette said with a slight smirk as the blue haired general yelped in surprise and horror and quickly bowed deeply in apology.

"Forgive me, m'lady. The situation is as follows. We are currently engaging the ruler of the Nepsilon Empire, Major Cookies is currently combating one of Xergo Proxy Ultimate's more diabolical creations, Guyin Cognito has abandoned us once more, and Roy Doll is currently combating an evil alien onslaught. We're not sure what happened to Special Agent Jupiah, but he seems to have disappeared too. Also, it would appear as though 4chan has resurfaced seeking vengeance, and the Abrahamic Alliance seems to be involved now as well," Mahaloli stated, still bowing, as the brunette in her chair simply shrugged indifferently to her report.

"Alright, well it sounds like everything is on track. I guess I'll just help you get rid of these Nepsilon losers and I'll be on my merry way back to Intergalactic HQ."

"Thank you Grand Director Suzumiya, we are eternally in your debt."

"Tch, you'd better believe it."

Center of what was Formerly Guyin Cognito Imperial Tower Palace of Mysteriousness; September 12th; 6:09 P.M.

"Alright, seriously, WTF?!" Uber Evil Magical Boy Cookies declared in frustration as he threw down his magical spear in frustration, and folded his arms over his chest before pouting cutely. "Really, I mean, what am I doing wrong? This guy is kicking my ass with dark energy that's practically demi-god like and I haven't even been able to scratch him with my own dark bulllllll...oh...that's why," Cookies said to himself, grumbling the last bit under his breath, as he realized what he'd been doing wrong the whole time.

Meanwhile, the monstrous Dix-Brigade continued to stomp forward, none the worse for wear from when it first arrived, as it sized up the bloody and battered figure of Cookies which it had just sent flying through the air with a powerful punch only a couple of minutes ago.

However, this time Cookies did not pick up his wand, but rather adopted a crane stance and waited for the monstrous creature to draw near. "Alright, big and ugly, I know exactly why I was the only one getting hurt when this first started, but now the tide of the battle changes," Cookies stated with a confident chuckle from behind his chipped and battered face mask that only covered half of his girlish face.

If Dix-Brigade had heard the bishonen they clearly didn't care about his threat as it started to pick up speed and charge the evil magical boy.

"Heh," Cookies chuckled as the burly beast prepared to charge into him. However, at the last possible second, the youth ducked under the creature's vicious haymaker and landed a swift kick to its evil gonads that almost instantly caused the beast to fall to its knees, breathless and wrenching.

Now, a kinder individual might have given the beast a moment to recuperate, but Cookies was not that person...not by a long shot.

"KIIIIIIYA!" the magical boy bellowed as he landed another vicious blow on the creature, this time drop kicking the beast in the face, which sent Dix-Brigade slamming into the nearby remains of Guyin's front door. The door instantly exploded in a blast of debris and shrapnel, but Cookies was not done...not by a long shot.

Quickly capitalizing on his opponent's downed state, the youth immediately reached behind his back and extracted a pink, gold, and white heart shaped wand.

"I knew this would come in handy. It's a good thing Sailor Moon isn't out of the hospital yet, otherwise I would have had to have given it back," Cookies said to himself with a smirk as he aimed the wand at the creature's form, which was almost completely buried under rubble, and bellowed, "MOON BEAM OF LOVING GOOD BASED DEMONIC DESTRUCTION!"

Almost instantly a giant, bubblegum pink skull shot out from the heart shaped wand, seemingly in mockery or irony, and hurtled toward the beast, which was trying to push itself back up onto its feet. However, it was too little too late as it was engulfed by the colossal skull like blast and incinerated when it exploded into a giant pillar of energy the hurtled up toward the Nepsilon Flagship.

Meanwhile, Cookies simply twirled the wand around his fingers like someone from an old western flick, before jamming it back into his belt like one would jam a revolver back into a holster.

"Heh, too easy once I figured out that his evil was actually superior to my evil. But that just made it easier for me to destroy him with my Uber Goody Goody Wand...well I actually stole it, but that's a minor technicality that can be ignored when one serves the greater good like myself," Cookies said as he began to climb out of the smoldering crater he had somehow found himself in.

Pineapple's Realm; September 12th; 6:12 P.M.

"He's not coming back...is he?" Pineapple inquired from within the confines of his robes as he looked over the cards floating in front of him and sighed a distraught sigh.

"Nope, in fact he probably found some clause that would make it so that you couldn't be his arch rival," Gabriella deadpanned, only half paying attention, as she looked over the cards in her hands.

"Tch," Pineapple grumbled to himself before muttering, "Fine, I'll take you back to your children after we finish this game, I think I'm about to make a come back. By the way, do you have any twos?"

"Nope, Go Fish, Pinny-baby."

"Damn it."
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« Reply #81 on: June 28, 2009, 12:27:35 am »

Elsewhere; September 12th; 6:09 P.M.

Guyin took a deep breath.  He could sense that Grand Director Suzumiya was present in the system now.  She'd had it in for him ever since he'd inadvertently caused the destruction of her last . . . three Flag Ships.  Luckily Quantum level beings such as her had certain limitations which they had to hold to while in this dimension, so she couldn't just swat him down like a fly.  Of course, very few people knew just what the rules were for dealing with higher order beings, but Guyin made sure to know exactly those kinds of things.

As such, he really should have known better when he'd shot her down at that one Clockwork Knights Christmas mixer and asked her to introduce him to her sister.

He shook his head.  Such were the follies of youth, he supposed, but now he had a chance to make things up to the lady after all these times. 

Guyin was, if nothing else, a man that loved a grand gesture.  He just needed a few things to get himself started.

With that, he vanished.

Supreme Headquarters of the Intergalactic Clockwork Knight S.O.S Federation; Ultra High Security Vault - Omega Section; September 12th; 6:10 P.M.

Without even a flash, Guyin appeared right before the insanely high security locker that stored the device he was looking for.  It was a pain, 'secret borrowing' from his 'allies' but he needed this particular gadget.  Pulling out a sheet of paper he'd borrowed from the nightstand of one of the extremely few women in the entire organization that was actually of the age of consent, and who happened to be in charge of security, he entered the code quickly and the vault in question slid open.

He noted the small piece of equipment for a moment, before shrugging and hiding it beneath the folds of his robes.

Center of what was Formerly Guyin Cognito Imperial Tower Palace of Mysteriousness - Over here; September 12th; 6:11 P.M.

Guyin popped up right in front of his quarry.

"Hey, Kasumi, how's it going?"

Kasumi stared at him for a moment (politely, mind you), before tilting her head and smiling.  "Helly again, Mr. Guyin.  Are you here to exact your revenge?  I was expecting a little more time to prepare.  I haven't even had time to get this nice magical vacuum that Mr. Doll gave me to work."

Guyin waved off her concerns.  "Actually no, I was hoping you could help me out again.  This'll probably be a good way to get that silly vacuum thing working too."

"Oh, well that wounds like a fair exchange.  By all means, I'd be glad to help you again."

Guyin smiled broadly.  "Man, you're just the greatest Arch rival ever!"

With that, he suddenly reached out, pulled her into his cloak, and vanished.

Jusenkyo; September 12th; 6:12 P.M.

Appearing in front of the seemingly random pool, Guyin knelt down and filled a small vial with the spring water, which he then stoppered and hid beneath his cloak.

Center of what was Formerly Guyin Cognito Imperial Tower Palace of Mysteriousness - Over there; September 12th; 6:13 P.M.

"The world is a dark and lonely place."  The words were muttered with a familiar meloncholy.  Ryouga Hibiki had no idea where he was, no surprise there, but ever since that odd explosion and the crash of their car, he'd lost track of Ranma and Akane and both of her sisters.  He had no idea, where they were, if they were injured, or, heaven forbid, if they'd even survived the explosion, or the crash.

To put it mildly, Ryouga was depressed . . . though that shifted partially to surprised when an unfamiliar clocked figure suddenly appeared before him and slapped a large mechanical collar around his neck with no warning or explanation!

"Wha-what the hell are you doi-"

The rest of his shout was cut off when he was suddenly sucked into a dark of abyss and then nothing.

Pineapple's Realm; September 12th; 6:13 P.M.

Pineapple dropped his cards to the table.

"Aha!  I've defeated you, for now and forever!  That will teach you to dare stand against the immortal might of the apocalyptic Pineapple!"

Cookie's Baby Momma rolled her eyes.  "Sheesh, so you beat me at a game of fish.  No need to get so dramatic."

Pineapple blushed in embarassment.  "Heh, sorry 'bout that.  Well, I guess it's time to get you back to your fam-"

He was interrupted by the fact that, in the blink of eye, Guyin was suddenly standing right next to the Jr. Justice Brigade member!

"Hey there, Pineapple old buddy, just dropped in to grab something.  By the way, here-" Guyin tossed him a business card with Roy's phone number on it.  "- You're not nearly tricky or underhanded to be my arch villain, but I hear Roy hasn't got a villain yet, and he's WAY more straight forward and simple than me, so I think you'd be able to have a much more fulfilling relationship with him . . . oh, by the way, thanks for holding onto my stuff for me while I was gone . . . oops, almost forgot!"

In a flash, Guyin pulled out the vial of water and splashed Gabriella right in the face with its contents.  Then, with a flaring of his much cooler cloak of darkness, he scooped up the young loli and vanished again.

Pineapple stared at the vacant spot where Guyin had just been for a moment.

"Well . . . crap."

Center of what was Formerly Guyin Cognito Imperial Tower Palace of Mysteriousness - Twenty Miles Up; September 12th; 6:14 P.M.

Guyin leaned over for a moment, trying to take a deep breath from the near non existent fringes of the upper upper upper atmosphere.  This kind of Xanatos level scheming was tiring, especially putting everything together right on the spot like this, but it was how his power worked.  He was just lucky that he had an entire evil armada or three to work his magic on, or else he might not  have been able to work at such a high level of machination.

Time to get back to work.  Making quick use of a handy oxygen tank, he opened the golds of his cloak, allowing Kasumi back into the world.  For just a moment, the woman's eyes bulged in surprise, at least until he handed her the oxygen tank so she could breath easily again. 

"Sorry for the sudden shock, Lieutenant, but you might wanna get that vacuum of yours ready."  He kindly pointed down to give reason to his instruction . . .

The the massive column of cheery pink energy flying up towards them!

With that, he vanished, leaving the cheerful Clockwork Knight hovering in mid air as the towering pillar of unbelievable power careened directly towards her.

Nepsilon Empire Flagship; September 12th; 6:15 P.M.

The Nepsilon Emperor stared in shock as the massive energy attack his ship had unleashed seemed to dissolve into nothing before hitting the feeble little ship before them.  Considering how puny the amount of energy their enemies weapons possessed, it seemed improbable that their defensive technology would be so disproportionately advanced.

He would put their shields to the test!  He would never forgive the death of his son!  "Continue on our collision course!  Full power to the shields and the engines!  I want to be wearing that ship as a hood ornament!"

"Now now now, Kingy, don't you think you're over reacting?"

The unfamiliar voice caused the Emporor to turn in shock, suddenly noticing the strange cloaked figure inexplicably standing at the center of his bridge.

"Who - who the hell are you!"

The figure held up a hand to stall him for a moment.  "Hold on a second."  In a dramatic move, the cloaked figure flared out his cloak, and suddenly two people appeared before him.  One was a young man wearing a yellow and black headband, and the other was a short, blue haired girl.

The young man looked around in confusion, before noticing the girl.  "Wha - Akane!?  What are you doing here?"

Again, the cloaked figure held up a hand, preventing anyone from responding.

"No time for that now!"  He then turned to the emporer.  "As for your question.  I'm known as Guyin, and, funny story, I'm actually the one that killed your son . . . and incidentally wiped out your entire home planet, though you don't seem too upset by that."

The massive Nepsilon stared, wide eyed.  "You - you destroyed my entire homeworld!  You monster!  You fiend!  How dare you brag about your crime so carelessly!?  I swear I will destroy your happiness!"

Guyin chuckled.  "Heh, destroy my happiness?  How cliche.  I mean, how would you even do that?  I mean, sure, the girl beside me is the love of my life and I'd be crushed if she was ever harmed, but aside from that-" 

Unfortunately, he didn't even get the chance to finish his sentence, as the roar of the Emperor's atomic disintigrator drowned out his words.

'Akane's' body dropped to the ground without any fanfare at all, though the massive hole in her chest was new.

Guyin winced as suddenly the entire bridge of the massive ship was bathed in a dark, horrid green glow.  Everyone present turned to take in the sight of the bandanna clad youth, on his knees and tears in his eyes as he stared in horror at the fallen woman.  The massive green aura oozing out from the young warrior's form was frightening enough . . . at least until the large mechanical collar around the young man's neck began to whine in a painfully high pitch, dark bolts of viridian energy beginning to crackle along its length with disturbing frequency.

"A - akane?"

Suddenly the aura doubled, then tripled in size, even the massive emperor was forced to his knees by the crushing weight of the aura.

"AKANE!!!!"

The Tuatha De Denaan Cell Energy Quantum Accelerator Collor flaring to life fully now, Ryouga's aura began to grow exponentially as its power combined with the spiraling depression of the young man rose to new levels of fury.

Guyin whistled.  It was time for him to step out.

"PERFECT SHI SHI-"

Clockwork Knight Deus-Ex Flagship; September 12th; 6:18 P.M.

"-epare for impact!  Prepare for impact!  Repeat, all hands prepare for impact!"  Mahaloli screamed into the intercom.  The imposing bulk of the enemy Flagship continued to grow in their main screen.  The huge ship, easily ten times the size of their own ship continued to barrel towards them at suicidal speeds.  Even worse, in the edges of the screen, dozens of other ships, Nepsilon, Abrahamic, Legion and whoever else all seemed to be converging on their position as well, either to attack them, the Nepsilon flagship, or just blast anything they could get a plasmacannon on in short order-

When suddenly, without any warning, or logical reasoning at all . . . The Nepsilon Flagship suddenly exploded in a brilliant, ever expanding sphere of emerald light!

The sphere didn't stop there, either.  It continued to expand outward, enveloping ships by the dozens, cruisers, fighters, battle ships, all were consumed by the ever growing orb, as if the thing actually hungered for starships.

And then the wave front collided with them.  Again, as with the main cannon of the Nepsilon flagship, the energy wave parted around them.  This time, however, there was a pained groan from behind them, as the Grand Director strained her considerable powers to protect the entire bulk of the flagship from the seemingly unending attack.

Suddenly a console exploded, sending several redshirt wearing people flying, the alarms began to flare as damage reports began to flood in from around the ship.  The Grand Director continued to sweat, actually sitting down as green light continued to fill the view screen . . .

Until, finally, the attack subsided.

As one, the entire bridge crew let out a sigh of relief when they realized that they weren't going to die-

"Alert-" came an automated message, "- Warp core breach in twenty minutes.  Alert:  Warp core breach in twenty minutes."

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« Reply #82 on: June 28, 2009, 09:00:13 am »

Clockwork Knight Deus-Ex Flagship-Warp Core Reactor Room; September 12th; 6:19 P.M.

The Core was going critical as laser like beams shot out at all angles incinerating the usually extremely effective, thermal defensive walls around it. As red, white, and yellow beams of energy continued to blast out from the core, several staff members fled in horror out of the large metallic doors, though some, who were not so fortunate, were flung over the rafters by the jerking of the ship and down into the seemingly infinite blackness that the core and the Core Control Room floated above.

However, even as all of those with common sense fled the room, one foolish youth suddenly appeared before the core in the blink of an eye. A brilliant white, laser like beam narrowly missed incinerating the boy, but he seemed unfazed as he took up a magical spear in his hands.

"Hunk of junk!" Uber Evil Magical Boy Cookies snapped as he slammed his wand into the core, almost instantly stabilizing it by surging it with his dark energy. It had been fortunate that he had taken a course on Warp Core Engineering and learned that warp cores ran on a odd mix of depression, happiness, and cotton candy, and that dark energy could stabilize the compounds should they be thrown out of wack or the core itself damaged.

So, after double-checking his work, the jet haired loli boy made his way out of the Warp Core Reactor Room and up toward the bridge.

Pineapple's Realm; September 12th; 6:20 P.M.

After turning over the card he had received from his ex-arch foe for minutes on end, Pineapple finally sighed tiredly to himself and shook his cloaked head.

"I guess he's right. Guyin is far too sneaky and underhanded, and I definitely am more of the straight forward, showdown before sundown type. I guess I'll check into this Roy Doll guy. It can't be any worse then that time I played a Peaches stand in for Rocko's Modern Life."

With that said Pineapple abruptly vanished out of his void like Realm in a giant burst of violet coloured flames.

Clockwork Knight Deus-Ex Flagship-Command Center; September 12th; 6:21 P.M.

Cookies calmly strode into the Command Center whistling a little ditty to himself as he entered. After all, he had just prevented the entire flagship from imploding in on itself saving possibly hundreds of thousands of crew members' lives. And this would largely explain why he was so shocked when he was abruptly tackled to the ground by a raging blue haired loli who was practically frothing at the mouth.

"COOKIES!"

"Oh...what's up General? Finally undergoing puberty I see?" Cookies playfully jabbed as he narrowly avoided having his nose bitten off by the snarling girl before him. Chuckling lightly to himself, the raven haired youth added, "I was just joking, jeez, calm down."

"Ah, Major Cookies, I see you've finally decided to grace us with your presence?" Grand Director Suzumiya stated with a slight frown on her face as she wiped a few beads of sweat from her brow, turned, and glared at the raven haired loli boy.

Now it was Cookies turn to go bug eyed in horror as he realized that he was no longer just dealing with Mahaloli, but rather his Superior Superior...and that never ended well for him.

"U-U-Uh, hey there Grand Director! W-W-What are you doing here?!" Cookies exclaimed nervously, stuttering slightly, as he immediately flung the blue haired loli off of himself and into a nearby metal wall before standing to bow.

"Save it, Major, you're late!"

Cookies could only hang his head in shame as the Grand Director set in with her tirade.

"You were supposed to be hear 4 minutes 24 seconds and 34.5 milliseconds ago! Why were you late?!"

"Sorry, ma'am, it won't happen again."

"I mean, with your power would could have minimized 45% of the damage this ship incurred due to your absence! Now who's going to pay for that?!"

"I suppose I will, ma'am."

"NOT GOOD ENOUGH! YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO LEARN A LESSON! MEET ME IN MY PRIVATE CHAMBERS IN EXACTLY 5 MINUTES SOLDIER!" the brown haired Grand Director snapped hotly as she abruptly disappeared in a brilliant flash of white light.

"Damn...that's not going to end well for you," Mahaloli stated with an evil chuckle as she pushed herself out of the Mahaloli sized hole she had made upon impact and been stuck in.

Cookies simply shot the blue haired girl a waning glare for he couldn't deny the fact that she was right. After the Grand Director had been shot down by Guyin at the Christmas Mixer she had become quite abusive to anything with a penis that wasn't Kyon. Even Itsuki wasn't safe from her occasional bouts of rage. And being told to meet her in her private chambers was a nightmare that NO MALE wanted to fathom for they all knew of Mrs. Suzumiya's dominatrix/ newly developed semi-sadist tendancies.

Cookies was most assuredly going to be hurting if he even made it back alive.

"Hehehehehe, I wonder if she's going to use the paddle, the whip, or if she'll pull out the chainsaw," Mahaloli continued with a sadistic smile of her own. If she admired her superior for nothing else it would be her ability to make people suffer for crossing her. Now if only she could actually tie Guyin down and make him suffer a bit. "Tch, besides, that's what you get for being late and making me look bad! I almost got demoted because of you!" the blue haired loli stated as she took a seat in her command chair and raspberried the already distraught major.
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Streets of Los Angeles; Knuckles' Pancakes and Steak: Together at Last!; September 12th; 6:23:46 P.M.

Pineapple looked up at the rundown restaurant on the otherwise well-kept street, then down at the business card in his hands in confusion. The building before him was incredibly old and dirty, with cobwebs on the front glass door and two broken windows - one of which had been covered up with cardboard and one that that had been simply left as it was with a sign that warned the owner was not responsible for injuries caused by the shards of glass. The sidewalk in front of the building was covered in weeds and the pavement was uneven, cracked and even sticking up in places.

"Huh. Is this the right place?" the dark cloaked figure thought as he looked down at the business card. The street address was correct, and the card did say something about steak and pancakes... but surely none of the good guys would own a place like this? The figure blinked as he looked down at the ground in time to see a bunch of cockroaches scatter from beneath a piece of paper trash. "This can't be right..." The figure sighed and looked down at the business card again, then looked over the phone number. The figure reached into his cloak and pulled out a cell phone and dialed the number.

Space; 6:24:01 P.M.

Amidst all of the explosions of the battleships and trading of laser fire, a single lone satellite with six telephone pole sized rocket shaped projectiles attached to the sides floated in orbit around the planet. Despite the size of the satellite and its projectiles, it appeared tiny before the backdrop displayed behind it, which would have made it nigh-impossible to locate unless one knew exactly where it was.

A small display on the side of the of the satellite turned on. Command strings flew through the monitor at breakneck speed before the screen went blank, before displaying the message "TARGET CONFIRMED" in big green letters.

Streets of Los Angeles; Knuckles' Pancakes and Steak: Together at Last!; September 12th; 6:24:04 P.M.

Pineapple sighed and held his phone away from his face as it continued to ring. Was the number still in service? If it belonged to the place before him, he wouldn't have been surprised-

And in far less the time of a blink of an eye, a massive projectile crashed through Pineapple's cellphone. Of course, the phone was atomized in yoctoseconds, and the projectile's destructive wake, including several massive shockwaves, sonic booms, and an incredible amount of heat generated by the friction alone rippled outwards from the projectile's point of impact, shredding through everything in sight.

Center of what was Formerly Guyin Cognito Imperial Tower Palace of Mysteriousness - Way over there; September 12th; 6:25 P.M

Roy Doll's cellphone rang and the man looked down at it. It was a very, very specific ring, and he narrowed his eyes before answering it.

"Is he dead yet?" Silence. "I see. We'll change the number again. I'll figure out some other way to get it to him." ... "We are being attacked by several space armadas at the moment. It was an enemy attack." ... "Very well. Keep me posted." With that, the black man hung up his phone. Immediately it began to ring again, and he answered it in a more relaxed tone of voice.

"Hi-hi." ... "Huh? Really?" Roy Doll sounded genuinely concerned. "Are you guys okay? Did you manage to get out?" ... "Shadow used Chaos Control? And how did you get out?" ... "Wow. Man, that's bad to hear... Steak and Pancakes was all you had! I mean, after I bought Angel Island from you, anyway. By the way, have you been to my casino recently? Those slots have been lonely without you, Knuckles! And yes, I'm keeping the master and chaos emeralds safe, I have them on me right now." ... "No, I didn't have anything to do with this. Why would you think that?" ... "Well it's true that I did force you into selling me the island, but it's not like you had a choice, what with all those unpaid loans I paid off for you. I helped you get out of debt, didn't I?" ... "No, I wasn't the one who advised you to take out the loans. That was Eggman, remember?" ... "No, I'm quite certain it was. listen, I'm just a humble kung-fu master, I'm the type to rely more on animalistic instinct than a Machiavellian train of thought.  Look, I'm being attacked by aliens." Roy Doll held up his sword in time to block off some ugly looking creature wielding a gigantic hammer with his sword with no visible effort. "Haven't you seen on the news? I'm sure these guys are the culprits, too. At least you had alien invasion insurance right?... No? Well that's a bummer. I hope things work out for you, but I kinda gotta go. Bye!"

With that, the black man put his cellphone in his pocket.

"Crystal Moon Slice!" The dark skinned man yelled out before suddenly backflipping, swinging his sword up behind him in a crescent shaped arc, sending a crescent shaped solid projectile flying through the creature's hammer, then itself.


Space, Bridge of One of six Nepsilon Cannon Ships poised around the Earth; 6:24 P.M.

"Princess, we've just received word that the Flag Ship was... destroyed!"

An elegant woman clad in a maroon body suit blinked at the news.

"I see..." The princess was silent for several moments. "These... people... are not to be trifled with. We shall pull back. Alert the fleet."

There was silence for several moments as the alien servants all looked at her in shock.

"Y-your highness! You would have us flee?! These people have killed your brother, mother, and father!" an aged looking slug-like alien with a full white beard asked incredulously.

"That is exactly why we must retreat. These people are far more advanced and powerful than was first assumed. To continue now, when we have no idea what we're facing would be a tactical blunder like none other in the history of the Nepsilon Empire. It is because we must have our revenge that we must survive to take it again another day."

Silence again... and then the aged slug alien narrowed its eyes.

"Yes, your highness!" It barked out. "Alert the fleet! We are pulling back!"

"Yes, my lord!" The aliens all answered back in a chorused response.

The princess nodded and turned to look at the huge visual display before her, at the planet before them...in time to see a line of rapidly appearing explosions, one that lead straight to them-

It was just then that a massive projectile blasted through the room, before continuing on, tearing through several layers of ship, including the Nepsilon Blast Cannon's main battery, before continuing on uninhibited.

Space; 6:26 P.M.

The Nepsilon cannon that housed one of the princesses of the Nepsilon Empire, like the others poised around the planet, had gathered quite a bit of energy already, as could be plainly seen by any who looked at it.

And then it spontaneously exploded for no apparent reason, the gathered energy de-stabilizing and adding to the already massive explosion. The huge blast continued on uninhibited, eating through ship after ship; even the moon-sized stations  were not safe from the growing bright blue flash of light. Like the green blast before it, however, the blue wave of painful death and destruction came to a conclusion, having used up every bit energy that it was comprised off.

Center of what was Formerly Guyin Cognito Imperial Tower Palace of Mysteriousness - Icy Dome thing; September 12th; 6:26 P.M

Ranma looked up through the red sky at the bright circle shaped blue flash of light in awe.

"That's the second time that's happened! What's going on up there?!"

"A war, boy," Roy Doll said from behind Ranma. Ranma turned around and looked at Roy Doll in surprise. "Come on, it's time to go." He pointed down at the hole that Iron Justice had dug.

"Oh. Well, I wish I could see what was going on up there..."

"I'll get someone to tape it for you. Now come on."

"But what about those last two things?"

"TiVo. Now come on, we're missing some action."

Space, Bridge of One of six Nepsilon Cannon Ships poised around the Earth; 6:27 P.M.

A young man sat reclining in a chair, looking at the visual display in boredom.

"Yawn... any word from sis yet?"

"My... My prince... it seems your sister has been killed as well..." The voice of some alien muttered with absolute grief.

"Really? Well I guess that puts me in charge," The prince said with a grin. He'd been anticipating the dumb bitch's death since he'd heard his parents had died. Now was time for the real fun to start! "Kay then. Summon The Flood, the Zerg, and a Phazon Leviathin! And open a portal for the Locusts too, that should help. And we can't forget the Borg, those guys are always nasty. Then we charge the enemy with everything we've got, and make sure there isn't even space dust left of this mudball!"

"M-my liege?!" The alien servant asked with some amount of fear.

"What are you waiting for, slime? Do as I command!"

"A-ah... if you s-say so, my liege..."

Space, debris of Nepsilon Flagship, 6:20

You know, if you went back just a couple of years and told me that I'd one day be plowing through space debris looking for crazy powerful martial artists, I might have laughed and asked what game you were talking about. A couple of months ago, I'd have simply sighed and hoped for a swift end, preferrably sooner than later.

A couple of minutes ago, and I'd have simply put on the space suit and gotten ready for a space walk, which is exactly what I did.

"We're almost there. Can you see anything?" Koizumi's voice came in through the radio in my suit. That smug bastard, you can tell he's amused by the situation.

"All I see is a bunch of glowing metal and debris... wait, there's something over there, glowing..." From my vantage point, riding on the nose of the ship, where Haruhi had said I should ride in order to make finding this guy easier, I could clearly see some king of green... fog.

It was like those pictures of far-away galaxies in space where the film had been exposed, giving the thing funky colors. This smokey fog looked pretty thick too.

"Can you see that green stuff?"

"Affirmative." This time Nagato's voice. The same, emotionless tone as usual. And thanks to that one time Haruhi had found us in the closet in the club room, the girl behind it truly was an emotionless shell now.

Ah, Nagato... how I wish I could make up for that day..!

"The energy signature is identified as belonging to Hibiki Ryouga. You may retrieve him."

"Is that right..." I sighed. That way that green fog was writhing around looked really creepy, honestly, and for some reason, just looking at it filled me with a deep sadness. "So I just... reach into it and grab him or something?"

"The cellular energy you are seeing is harmless in its current state. You should be safe."

Ah, well if Nagato said it was safe, it was safe, right? With a sigh, I reached into the thick, green fog--

And then I realized... just what a horrible life I had. Everything had been shot to hell when that black guy in the bathrobes had appeared in the club room, exposing Haruhi to a strange type of energy that gave her conscious controll over her powers, while informing her at the exact same time that, indeed, there were things that existed outside of the realm of 'normal'...

Since then, everything had steadily gotten worse. Our own world was ruined beyond recognition, and when Haruhi decided to 'try again' in some alternate dimension, she dragged us with her, forcing us to play her sick, twisted game. I was even made into her sex slave, and with her imagination, it has been the worst part of this entire ordeal...

"I've had enough... I can't take this anymore..." I muttered. I momentarily toyed with the idea of taking off my helmet, and ending it all... only it wouldn't end, as Haruhi would simply will me back to life so that she could play with me some more. There was no escape.

With a heavy sigh of acceptance, I simply reached into the fog and grabbed what felt like a human hand, and pulled on it.

"Do you have him?" Koizumi's voice asked.

"A...ah... Yeah. Yeah, I got him." I tried not to let my sorrows show through in my voice, but it was unavoidable. There was a moment of silence as they probably tried to figure out what had gotten me so upset, but in the end, it didn't matter.

"Well then, let's return to the Clockwork flagship. Try not to let him slip out of your hands, it's quite difficult piloting this space ship and I would like to finish this as soon as possible."

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« Reply #84 on: June 29, 2009, 01:10:55 pm »

Clockwork Knight Deus-Ex Flagship-Command Center; September 12th; 6:23 P.M.

Mahaloli noted, mere seconds after raspberrying Cookies, that something was very odd with her command chair.  The Loli general leapt up a second later as she finally realized what was wrong and spun around -

To see Guyin sitting in the command chair!

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY CHAIR!"

Guyin shrugged.  "For the past minute, while you've been too busy fantasizing about Cookies there getting molested by the Grand Director, I've been orchestrating this battle."

To make his point, he gestured to the weapons console.  "Green wearing minion, input the Delta Firing Pattern in the Sun Tzu's Big Book of Interstellar War I gave you.  Initiate fire against the nearest Legion and Abrahamic ships."  He then pointed to the communications console.  "Begin moving the fleet into the positions I laid out and begin scanning for any remaining royal family ships, I have no doubt they have a few more tricks up their sleeves."

"I repeat, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY CHAIR!?" Mahaloli screamed again, going red in the face.

This time, Guyin just stared at her, the sudden, malevolent weight of his entire being settling down on her and dropping her to her knees.  "By the power vested in me by being the most frightening person on this bridge-" He stared pointedly at Cookies for a moment. "-I'm taking command of the fleet until the Grand Director is done wasting her time molesting Cookies there."

He then gestured to a blue shirted science Loli.  "Before I forget, thaw out one of Gabriella's clones, I kind of wrecked the one I borrowed."  He turned back to the communications officer.  "Also, when you can, open channels with Lieutenant Tendo and Roy Doll.  I need to thank Roy for making me look even more clever and conniving by not only seeing through his obvious attempt to kill me, but actually using it to my own advantage."

"Yes, sir.  I have the Lieutenant on the line for you now, if you like?"

Guyin smiled.  "Hello, Kasumi, are you there?"

". . . Yes, yes I am . . . though I must say I am somewhat confused by that fact.  You did leave me floating in the upper atmosphere in the path of an incredibly large pink energy attack."  came the reply over the speakers.

Guyin chuckled.  "Yeah, yeah, I do that sometimes.  So, how'd that vacuum cleaner work?"

"Oh my, it was amazing.  It sucked up the entire thing like it was a minor spill!  . . . Something odd happened after it absorbed the entire attack, though, the vacuum started glowing and then . . . my clothes seemed to change."

He nodded in response, then realized it was doubly wasted with the hood and phone.  "Yup, that's normal in those kinds of situations.  That vacuum gave you Magical Girl powers, so, considering your already impossibly sweet nature, you're likely the most powerful magical girl in the entire universe now -"

He was cut off when the communications officer suddenly spun around in shock.  "Sorry, Sir!  We've located the one remaining royal ship!  Our sensors say that they are opening several portals and sending out several subspace messages; we've singled out messages to the Borg amongst them."

Guyin rolled his eyes.  "Don't worry so much."  He hit several buttons on the chair console in rapid sequence.  "I've just set up a scrambling field over the entire quadrant, the Borg won't be joining us.  All we need to do is worry about those portals full of inhuman monsters . . ."

Suddenly the mysterious figure smiled widely.  "Say, are you still on the line, Kasumi?  If so, did you hear all of that?"

"Why yes, yes I did.  That sounds quite unpleasant indeed."

"I don't suppose you'd be interested in testing out those new powers of yours, would you?"

"I'll see what I can do.  It would be unfortunate for the Earth to be wiped out like that."

As soon as the communication cut, Guyin spun to one of the people sitting near the front of the bridge, all while Mahaloli continued to watch in awe from her position on the floor.  "Main viewscreen, zoom in on the remaining royal ship and magnify until we can see what's going on."

A second later, the screen flashed to life, at the very center of the screen was a tiny pink dot.  The screen then flickered several times, each flicker increasing the size of the pink dot until they could clearly see the free floating figure of Kasumi, now clad in an impossibly intricate, ornate (and not at all revealing, despite how Roy developed the device) outfit of swirling pink ribbons, armor plates and a diamond tiara.  Massive angel wings sprang out from her back and a pink aura of raw good power surrounded her, keeping out the very vacuum of space itself.

All around her, massive hellish portals began opening in the void, each one beginning to team with unspeakable horrors from beyond the stars . . .

And then Ultra Sweet Kawai Senshi Kasumi waved her magical vacuum cleaner -

And the entire viewscreen went pink.

Center of what was Formerly Guyin Cognito Imperial Tower Palace of Mysteriousness - Icy Dome thing; September 12th; 6:28 P.M

Ranma, and everyone else on the planet looked up in shock as, following the insanely large Green explosion, and the almost as impressive and completely unexplained blue explosion, the ENTIRE sky lit up with bright pink light. 

The entire world over, entire civilizations suddenly felt warm, safe and protected, felt that they no longer had to worry about massive infestations of evil creatures that would eat their flesh . . . and most of all, that someone that loved them unconditionally was watching over them from on high.

Ranma could only stare for a moment.  "What . . . what was that?"

Clockwork Knight Deus-Ex Flagship-Command Center; September 12th; 6:30 P.M.

Guyin smiled broadly as even he felt just a tinge of warmth and love for a second. 

'Wow, not 'that' is an arch rival.'  He then turned to Mahaloli.

"Well, as long as Roy can actually clean things up on the surface, I've pretty much cleaned up all the major messes up here in space and as long as you stay the course I set, the Legion and Abrahamic alliance should be back at eachother's throats as usual in no time."

With that, he scooped up the young loli and sat her gently into her command chair.  "Heh, now you must feel really silly for telling the Grand Director that I abandoned you just minutes before I pretty much single handedly orchestrated total domination for you guys up here in the sky.  Of course, i'm a bit tired now, so I'm gonna go take a nap for a bit.  Once Cookies is done being molested, you should tell him to go help Roy on the surface."

With that, Guyin began to make his way to the elevator - just in time for it to open and a pair of people carrying a familiar bandanna clad youth draped between them to enter the bridge.  Guyin smiled in amusement.  "Hey, Hibiki, how are ya doing?"  He didn't bother waiting for a response, simply walked up and unhooked the collar from the kid's neck and stuck it back beneath his robes.  "Yoink!"

And with that, he vanished for his power nap.

Hopefully Roy could actually clean up the surface of the planet without wiping all life as they knew it.
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« Reply #85 on: June 29, 2009, 01:26:13 pm »

Just beyond the visible scope of Tin Planet-A Mephistopheles Empire Ship; September 12th; 6:24:29 P.M.

"Divine Commander Faust, it appears as though a majority of the Nepsilon Empires' battleships have been destroyed in one way or another. Should we still continue to move forward?" questioned a man donning a skin tight black body suit and a snow white, sorrowful face mask as he ran his fingers swiftly over holographic keys and sporadically looked up at his green holographic screen. The rest of the crew, comprised of both men and women wearing similar body suits though the masks varied from sorrowful to joyful, also worked diliginty at their stations amidst the faintly glowing neon green lights in the otherwise jet black pit just below the bridge.

Staring out into the vastness of space, as well as taking in the complete clusterfuck of a battle happening on and above Tin Planet, Divine Commander Faust could only smirk as he ran a hand over the impenetrable glass that separated him from the cold, dead confines of space. The aged man, who wore a jet black and gold admirals uniform simply smirked halfheartedly to himself as he shook his head and sighed a tired sigh.

The lanky gray haired man, who was partially balding though still slicked back what remained of his hair with copious amounts of jell, took a moment to look over the crew beneath him before saying, "Yes, De Coste, but make sure to keep our ships out of sight. We only need to get close enough to deploy Mr. Wesker, Miss. Asakura, Miss. Asahina, Miss. Tomoe and Miss. Kagurazaka."

"By your word, Divine Commander," De Coste stated simply with a slight nod as he began to run his fingers over the keys before him even more quickly.

Meanwhile the sound of a metallic door hissing and sliding open could be heard from the entrance to the bridge. Seconds later, past a blindingly white light, a group of five stepped into the room donning various outfits.

To the far right stood an immensely burly, yet still quite lean man donning a stylish black leather jacket that had coattails which extended slightly past his knees, a tight black bodysuit, a pair of sleek sunglasses, and a pair of black combat boots.  His short, sandy blonde hair was slicked back with copious amounts of jell, and his face, with looked cold with a slight hint of sadism, was quite dignified a squared.

To the man's left stood a young woman donning an elegant suit of silver armour over a black bodysuit.  Her hair was long, extending slightly past her calves, a brilliant shade of red-orange, and was tied back into a pair of ponytails using black ribbons attached to a pair of gold bells. Her pretty face was devoid of expression, her eyes were a heterochromatic green and azure in colour, and in the center of her forehead was a jet black crystal that seemed to glow blood red sporadically. Also, in her hands she held a giant zanbatou composed of a jet black blade with several red runic symbols inscribed upon it.

To the girl's left stood a young woman, around her early 20's, donning a simple black and white body suit, though her voluptuous figure made it look more appealing then it otherwise would have. Her hair, too, was a brilliant shade of red-orange that extended slightly past her shoulders, and she had eyes that seemed to match her hair perfectly. Her face could only be described as beautiful, yet there was something dark behind her eyes and her serene smile seemed slightly twisted to those who looked close enough. This redhead too held a weapon in her hand, but it seemed to be a more conventional laser rifle, though it had several attachments connected to it that made it look far more imposing than a regular laser rifle.

To the girl's left stood another buxom girl, around her mid to late teens, donning a simple white and blue sailor suit school girl uniform.  Her hair was azure in color and extended slightly past the small of her back, with long bangs forming in front of her face.  Her eyes were a slightly brighter shade of blue than her hair, and her face was one of complete serenity and happiness as she stood with her hands behind her back. Like the man to her right, this young girl held no weapons in her hands, nor did she even appear to have an stashed away.

And lastly, to the left of the azure haired girl, stood a lithe young girl no older than 14 donning a black and violet sailor fuku and holding a menacing looking glaive in her elegant hands.  Her hair was a violet-black and cut into a slight pageboy style with long bangs hanging in front of her violet eyes.  Her face, like the redhead girl around her same age, was completely devoid of expression and she too had a jet black crystal in the center of her forehead, though her's seemed to glow even more violently than her redhead counterpart's did.

"Ah," Divine Commander Faust said with a slight smile as he turned to face the group, "You all have arrived I see. Excellent, we should be ready to deploy you in a moment. Remember your primary objectives."

The five before the man said nothing and simply nodded in response as Faust stepped over an odd metal, circular construct in the center of the bridge before coming to a stop just before the group.

"Good luck ladies and gentleman," Faust said with a crooked smile as De Coste cried out.

"We're ready to launch Divine Commander!"

Faust simply nodded in the man's direction and looked over the group before him with a stern expression on his face. "Failure is not an option for any of you, otherwise our objective might very well be at some level of incompletion, so, before you think about retreating, consider if that's really an option," the gray haired man stated in a dark tone as his once gray eyes flashed a glowing red with cat like irises. However, in an instant, his eyes reverted back to their normal colour and he saluted the group before him, who saluted back, and instantly disappeared in a blinding flash of violet-red light.

Knight Tower-Necropolis of the Damned; September 12th; 6:30:13 P.M.

"What the hell?!" Master Most Whinny exclaimed as she looked up from supervising Ellie's last project when a sudden flash of violet-red light lit up the otherwise dark blue chamber. Quickly whipping around to face the intruder, Master Most Whinny was prepared to rip them limb from limb with her tentacles when she noticed who had entered her chambers.

"Ah, it's you Ryoko. Come back for your "brother" I take it?" Master Most Whinny inquired with a slight smirk as the azure haired Ryoko simply shook her head and smiled her blissful smile.

"No, Master Most Whinny, I have not come for your ward, but rather something else," Ryoko stated, her hands still behind her back as the giant ethereal loli before her cocked an eyebrow in confusion.

"Well if you're not here for the interface Ebony Cookies, then what are you here for?" Master Most Whinny asked suddenly preparing her tentacles should she need to attack quickly. However, she soon found that her body would not budge an inch as one thought filtered through her now panicked consciousness. 'She's already manipulated the space?!"

"I don't understand, did you honestly think that I would have been resurrected without undergoing a exponential power boost?"

SHINK!

"Now, the Divine Commander would like you to die. Your services are no longer required."

Though Ryoko had addressed Master Most Whinny, the ethereal being had died seconds ago once the humanoid interface had cleanly severed her in half with a giant, white ethereal blade that had shot out of her left hand.

"GRANDMA?!?!?!" came the simultaneous cries of twin girls as Ryoko looked away from her original target and noticed her next and final targets.

Smiling blissfully the azure haired construct leveled her blade at the pair.

"Ja ne."

Xergo Proxy's Secret Lair-Xergo Proxy's Bed Chambers; September 12th; 6:31:14 P.M.

"I've been waiting for you," Xergo Proxy Ultimate stated with a dark chuckle as his crimson and gold bed chamber suddenly filled with a brilliant violet-red light and a familiar man donning a black leather jacket appeared before his king sized bed with a malevolent smirk on his face.

"I would expect nothing less from you, Master Xergo Proxy Ultimate. So I take it that means that you are prepared to leave?" Albert Wesker inquired as Xergo Proxy Ultimate stood up from his bed and strode across the red and gold carpet toward the burly man.

"Not quite, I'll need you to help me collect my new body. I haven't quite finished with it yet. However, with the Flagships' tools I should be able to finish within a few hours. Follow me to my workshop."

"Very well," Wesker stated simply as he followed the ghastly man out of his chambers to retrieve his new body.

Minutes later they were gone from Tin Planet.

Clockwork Knights Deux-Ex Flagship-Cookies' Chamber; September 12th; 6:57:15 P.M.

"Ugh, I've never been this sore before," the battered and exhausted form of Uber Evil Magical Boy Cookies groaned as he clawed his way into his room and painfully pulled himself into his single sized bed. Staring up at the drab, metallic ceiling above him, the raven haired youth's mind continuously rejected the images that threatened to break his sanity.

It never ceased to amaze him how sadistic his ultimate superior could be, and how much she seemed to enjoy using her God like powers to torment others. Though...he did have to admit that some what what she did did turn him on quite a bit...but that was beside the point!

However, before Cookies could continue to think over, or avoid thinking over, the events that had just transpired mere seconds ago a nearly blinding flash of violet-red light caught his attention.

After blinking a few moments in order to clear his vision, Cookies was surprised to find a teenager donning a sailor fuku before him.  The girl's face was completely emotionless, but who needed emotion from what was apparently an intergalactic prostitute/call girl? She was a cutie after all, and he did love cosplay.

However, Cookies was far too tired from his run in with the Grand Director to find the necessary energy by which to engage in any further promiscuous acts, so he simply waved the girl off.

"Sorry, sweetheart, while I'd love to I'm simply too tired. If you need to get paid, go see my commanding officer on the bridge. Tell her Cookies sent you."

"Shut up," came a faint, airy voice that caused Cookies to cock an eyebrow in confusion and frown a bit.

However, before the magical boy could inquire as to who the floozy thought she was talking too like that, a set of pictures suddenly slapped him in the face.

"Huh?" Cookies muttered to himself in confusion as he painfully moved his aching arms to lift the pictures off of his face so he could examine them.

"I see...Guyin murdered mom as well as having murdered my baby mama. No big deal thereeeee...HE KILLED ELANE?! THAT BASTARD KILLED ELANE?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh...and he killed Ellie too, but...HE KILLED ELANE! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHE WAS MY FAVORITE! SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY HEIR AND I HADN'T EVEN MADE ANY CLONES OF HER YET! THAT EVIL BASTARD, WHO DENIES BEING EVIL AND SAYS HE'S SIMPLY BEING LOGICAL AND THAT HIS DESTRUCTIVE TENDENCIES AREN'T THAT EVIL EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE KNOWS HE'S EVIL AN BASTARD JUST LIKE THE REST OF US! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Waiting a moment for Major Cookies to stop his melodramatics, Hotaru simply shook her head and twirled her glaive in her hands before bonking him on the head with said weapon.

"Listen," she began faintly, "If you wish to exact your revenge please come with me." With that, the raven-violet haired youth extended a hand to the distraught magical boy who looked up at her questioningly for a moment before frowning deeply and accepting the hand with a slight nod of his head.

In an instant they were gone in a flash of violet-red light.

New Tin City-One of the remaining Internet Cafes; September 12th; 6:35:23 P.M.

"You've got to love Photoshop," Mikuru said to Asuna with a light, slightly evil chuckle.

Asuna simply smiled darkly in response as she superimposed Guyin's body in place of Ryoko's in yet another picture depicting the brutal murder of Cookies' family.
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« Reply #86 on: June 30, 2009, 04:16:32 am »

The streets of New Tin City; Emergence Hole;  September 12th; 6:28 P.M.

Roy Doll sighed as the pink wave of love and safety washed over him. The effect was literally nonexistent to the black man, as he was very, very aware of the power that extradimensional beings like Suzumiya and Shitaru had over the world and held no illusions that even Ultra Sweet Kawaii Senshi Kasumi could stave them off if they really got going, especially considering that he was bound to the will of an extradimensional and thus unlike most mortals, lacked even the smallest amount of protection from that particular being.

And besides, it would have just felt odd to feel like one of your descendants could protect you and love you anyway, especially since he was a man.

"Still, at this rate," Roy Doll looked over at Ranma, whose eyes had gone unfocused, "It seems like there will be a new religion starting up in no time at all." As expected, Guyin had provided Kasumi with the energy she needed to become Ultra Sweet Kawaii Senshi Kasumi thanks to the vacuum Roi himself had designed, going off of Sailor Cosmos' own power designs while giving the seifuku a more conservative look, which he felt was more to Kasumi's taste. And now that Kasumi was one of the most powerful senshi in the galaxy, if not universe, things were sure to happen to and around her in the near future.

Certainly new enemies would come, seeking to blot out the greatest light of all time, and perhaps entire nations would pledge themselves for or against her. It would be exciting to see what would be happening with Kasumi now.

"Hmm..." He turned to look at Ranma. "I suppose I'll let Guyin keep Ryouga for now. I'll have to figure out a way to make you useful, though..."

"Huh?" Ranma blinked and looked at him.

"Nothing." The black man turned to look over the ruins of New Tin City before him, having been partially destroyed by the many weapons, giant monster thing that was attacking Cookies at some point, and lots of other ruckus. Aliens and those who could fight them still raged against each other despite the chaos in the sky. "Come, boy." With that, the black man dramatically turned and started walking towards the fighting. "We have some errands to run."

Ranma blinked, then seeing the direction he was headed, smirked and followed after him.
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« Reply #87 on: June 30, 2009, 09:13:59 pm »

Guyin's Relatively Secret Crib; Bedroom; September 14th; 2:10 A.M.

Guyin's rather Spartan room stood in silent darkness . . . until a cloaked figure flickered into existence right beside the bed.  The dark gray robes he wore were smoking heavily and the figure dropped to his bed with a weak thump.

Letting out a weak groan, Guyin muttered to himself, "A . . . a rare miss, that plan, turning Kasumi into my Arch Rival . . ."

He coughed out a small comical puff of smoke.  "That's what I get for trying to test my might against the strongest magical girl in the universe . . . man, that girl can play tennis!"

With a sigh, Guyin rolled over . . . only to notice an envelope on his nightstand.

Well, there was almost zero chance of that being a good sign, what with this being his relatively secret crib.  There was, to his knowledge, no one that knew the location of this place.  He quickly picked up the envelope, and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw it was from Grand Director Suzumiya.  Getting letters from transdimensional beings, while more worrying, at least made sense as to how she had found his place so easily.  So he opened the letter and it read as follows:

'Dear Guyin,

   As much as it pains me to say this (quite literally, as my hatred for you burns brighter than a thousand suns, and that's literal too), I am forced to extend my thanks to you.  Despite Mahaloli's and Cookies and Roy's constant claims that you are a deserter and a traitor, it is indisputable fact that this battle was won in large part due to your actions, and with much lower cost in life than would have occurred if you had not interfered (as insane as that sounds, as well)

   The Clockwork Knights as a whole, also need to extend our thanks to you for bringing one Kasumi Tendo into our ranks, as she has already proven to be one of our most powerful non-dimensional officers.  Though I have no idea why Roy wanted to give you a vacuum that would make you into the most powerful magical girl in the universe for your birthday (though the image is hilarious!), but however it is that you twisted the situation to make it work out this way, you've added a powerful new resource to our organization.

   Thus, and again it pains me to say this, I would like to offer you membership in the Clockwork Knights once again.  I'm even prepared to offer you command of our newest Flagship (after you slightly destroyed the last one) after the masterful command you demonstrated over our entire fleet while General Mahaloli was distracted fantasizing about Cookies (Who, by the way, has been MIA for days).  The Supreme Council believes that you would make an excellent Star Marshall and Commander of our fleet, what with your insidiously conniving mind, and we'd like to take advantage of it for ourselves for a change.

  We hope to hear your reply soon.

Sincerely, Grand Director Suzumiya

P.S. . . . My sister really wants me to give her your phone number, could you pass it along?'

Guyin read the question a few more times, not sure what to make of it.  

On one hand, it would likely be boring, on the other hand, it would likely piss off everyone else.

Well, it wasn't like anything else interesting was going on, so he'd have to think it over a bit more.


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« Reply #88 on: June 30, 2009, 11:39:48 pm »

Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire Flagship (Unknown Location); September 14th; 7:30 A.M.

"I can't believe this! I've been tricked!" Cookies, who was currently adopting his adult form, snapped as his emerald eyes, brimming with poorly restrained magical energy, glowed menacingly under his newly donned Jason Voorhees' style hockey mask.

"My, my, Cookies. Were you expecting anything less?" Divine Commander Faust inquired with a malevolent smirk as his aged face wrinkled up like a dried prune.

"Well I would certainly hope not! As it is this is bad enough!" Cookies shot back, though Faust continued to smile his malevolent smile.

"My dear Cookies, you should be grateful that I was even willing to allow such a concession as the one you have received. I assure you that Miss Tomoe and Miss Asahina received a great deal worse than you, but by accepting circumstances as they were they were able to improve their situation a great deal," Faust pointed out offering the young man before him a better insight as it concerned his current situation.

"Well I guess I shouldn't have expected much more from the greatest legion of villains in the universe...though I suppose that such an assessment is purely perspective based," Cookies muttered in resignation as he calmed down a bit and turned away from the Divine Commander.

The gray haired Faust smirked and nodded his head before adding, "Indeed. I wouldn't say that the Mephistopheles Empire is necessarily one rooted in evil. In fact, I'd like to think they were are a group simply dedicated to the advancement and evolution of all life on the planet. After all, that is our leader's ultimate goal."

Cookies found that he couldn't argue with the man's logic and simply nodded his head in response and sighed a defeated sigh.

"Fine. I guess I can accept those terms."

"But, really, how can your insurance plan not cover antibiotics for hairy palms caused by frequent masturbation?" Cookies inquired as he looked over the contract placed before him on the elegant, violet glass table he was seated before. The room he was seated in, much to his surprise, was pleasantly cool and just dim enough that the rouge and blue tinted walls gave off a foreboding feeling. Add to that the fact that the swivel chair he was sitting was more comfortable than anything he had experienced working for the Clockwork Knights, and Cookies found himself confused as to how he had not joined up with Xergo Proxy Ultimate years ago...oh...yeah...his insurance plan wasn't nearly as good as the one offered by Grand Director Suzumiya.

Shrugging indifferently, Faust folded his arms over his chest and muttered, "Well we had to cut it off somewhere. Complete coverage would have bankrupted our armada. Besides, who masturbates that much anyway?"

Shrugging as well, Cookies was once again forced to concede to the man's point as he pulled out a ball point pen from his black, Italian suit jacket and signed his name on the dotted line.

"Excellent," Divine Commander Faust said to himself with a malevolent grin spreading across his thin, dry lips as razor sharp fangs protruded slightly out of his mouth. "Bwhahaha...bwahahahaha...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Seriously, dude, cut it out with that laugh already. I think everyone decided, when I first arrived, that you needed to work on a new laugh."

"Oh...sorry...I forgot."

"No problem."

Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire Flagship (Lab Room); September 14th; 7:33 A.M.

"Excellent, at last I have completely finished my new shell. No more will I be stuck in the inadequate body, that long ago failed to confine my outrageous power. Now...now I have a form worthy of one such as myself," Xergo Proxy Ultimate said to himself as he ran a gloved hand over the glass of large containment tube filled with amber tinted suspension fluid. Within the tube was Xero's original body, though it had been modified to look much more handsome and debonair, as well as more powerful in several ways.

"Hehehe...hehehehehe...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Yo'! New Master, Commander, General, or whatever your are! Lieutenant Dark Cookies reporting for duty!" came a familiar voice from behind the specter of a man which abruptly ended his malevolent laughing session.

"Oh, by the way, love the evil, "I've out smarted my arch foes and gained the upper hand once and for all" laugh you've got going on there. Maybe you could give Divine Commander Faust a few pointers, his menacing laugh could use a little work," Cookies added as Xergo Proxy Ultimate turned to face his image in one of the many giant monitors spread throughout the massive laboratory.

"Ah, Cookies, so good of you to join us. I've been waiting for you to finish the negotiations with your contract for the past two days. I expect that any and all of your concerns have been addressed more or less to your satisfaction?" the flaming headed man inquired with a dark chuckle as Cookies simply shrugged and nodded. "Hehehehe, very good," Xergo Proxy stated as he began to rub his hands together as though plotting something.

"Very well then. I would like you to get to know the crew a bit, starting with that lovely young girl who brought you into our fold. Hotaru has such few friends, I'm afraid, and I believe that you two would hit it off wonderfully. What do you say?"

"Well if it's an order from you, Master Xergo Proxy Ultimate, how can I refuse? I'll be on my way then," Dark Cookies said with a slight bow.

"Very good," Xergo stated as he severed the link and turned back around to face his new body.

"Now, gorgeous, where were we? Oh...oh yes."

"Hehehehehe...hehehehehehehehehehehehe...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire Flagship (Hotaru's Chambers); September 14th; 7:48 A.M.

Hotaru was not very sociable by nature, whether if due to her original sickly nature or due to the fact that she had become a cold hearted super soldier under the instruction of Master Xergo Proxy Ultimate and Divine Commander Faust, so it would be an understatement to suggest that she didn't enjoy company very much. Add to this the fact that every crew member of the Grand Proxy Ultimate knew this, and the violet-black haired girl's confusion when she heard a soft rapting at her chamber door was more than understandable.

Cocking an eyebrow in confusion, Hotaru pondered on whether or not to open her door as she laid in her queen sized, black and violet bed staring up at the blank, drab ceiling before her. Of course there were more interesting things she could be looking at, like the numerous dolls and stuffed animals that lined her dressers and bookshelves, or the copious amounts of books on said bookshelves, but at the moment she could be so bothered.

However, despite how adamantly she tried to ignore the sound of a hand rapting against her door, the person apparently didn't get the clue about her wishing to be left alone and the noise became louder over time.

Even so, Hotaru continued to try to ignore the sound, though a vein in her temple had started throbbing and her eyebrow had started twitching after about 2 minutes, until she finally broke before sitting straight up in her bed and snapping.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE?!"

"Uh, yeah, well that's all well and good, but I've got orders from Master Xergo Proxy Ultimate about getting to know you, soooooo...yeah. Fuck your emo-ass issues, I'm coming in, because I'll be damned if I get in trouble over some teenage, melodrama, bullshit," Dark Cookies declared as he abruptly kicked the raven haired girl's door in and strode into the room looking like a million bucks in his pen stripe Italian suit...though the mask did seem to clash a bit with it and his new black fedora.

However, that wasn't the reason Hotrau was simply gapiing at the man, completely slack jaw, as he came over and took a seat on her bed.

"Y-Y-Y-You-"

"That's right, emo-girl, I just kicked in your door. Now that we've addressed that little issue, lets get to know one another and, if you're lucky, I might even take you out on a fancy date," Cookies said in a seductive tone of voice as he cut off Hotrau and ran an elegant, slightly bishonen-esque hand over her calf in the most sultry manner imaginable.

Hotaru, despite how she tried, couldn't keep her self from blushing, which was unfortunate because, with a face as pale as her own, it was painfully obvious she was blushing due to the fact that her face looked like a giant tomato.

"W-W-WHAT-"

"What do I think I'm doing, right? Right. Anyway, Hotaru, what's your favorite colour? I'm sure it's something very becoming of a lovely young semi-loli such as yourself," Cookies inquired charmingly, cutting off the girl once again, as he continued to run his hand over her calf.

Still blushing slightly, but trying to reign in her composure, Hotaru decided to save killing the man until later. For now, due to the fact that by extension she too was completing an objective for her master, she would indulge the man and get to know him a bit.

"Purple."

"Ah, purple 'eh? Nice colour, though I personally prefer black. But to each his own I suppose," Cookies said with a slight nod as he continued on to his next question...

Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire Flagship (Bridge); September 14th; 8:12 A.M.

"Alright, Divine Commander, we should be ready to launch Overlord Tyrant Hun-Gar and the Hellspawn in a few minutes," De Coste stated as he and his fellow bridge members clacked away ceaselessly at their holographic key boards.

"Very good. We've allowed the fools to recuperate long enough. Now, we will test the limits of the Clockwork Organization and the power of their leader, Master Xero. I just hope that they don't treat this a some sort of joke as they have the other opponents they've faced...it wouldn't be any fun for them to die before we've gotten a chance to thoroughly enjoy tormenting them. Especially Guyin Cognito and Roy Doll, I want to slowly, and painfully, eviscerate them myself," Faust said to himself as he looked over Tin Planet through the glass and licked his lips predatorily.

"Indeed, this shall be a most glorious test for our Lord. Now we shall have conclusive data on our enemies, and, hopefully, on our greatest foe, the foe of all humanity...Grand Director Suzumiya."

Knight Tower-Commander Center; Sepetember 14th; 8:30 A.M.

"Okay, I know this is going to sound ridiculous...but I'm really bored right now," Mahaloli muttered to herself from her place perched above her staff in her usual giant, hover chair. "Really," she muttered to herself looking over the giant monitors before her in the dark room, "Isn't there some other kind of baddie that needs killing?"

"You know, General, you really shouldn't wish for those kinds of things," Clark stated, not looking up from his monitor, and earned a tiny shoe to the back of his head for his comment.

"Oh shut up! You're never even hear when we need you. Besides, it's is boring around here when people don't need us," the general stated with a slight pout as she folded her arms over her chest and shot a glare at the bespectacled man.

However, no sooner had the blue haired loli mentioned her boredom for a second time, than a giant, emerald meteor was depicted smashing into the center of Aluminum City and destroying one of the biggest monuments, a famous depiction of Master Noodle (a literal noodle granted sentience by a bored Grand Director), on one of Mahaloli's monitors. Seconds later a giant ripple of raw power sent out shock waves so powerful that tens of skyscrapers were leveled in mere seconds. And then, a few minutes later, and using 1000% magnification, Mahaloli watched as an odd pair emerged from the rubble completely unharmed.

One appeared to be a man donning a skin tight black bodysuit with a few white lines running across the chest, arms, and legs. His face also seemed covered by the bodysuit, giving a new meaning to the term full bodysuit, and molten green eyes glowed from within said face. He also wore a giant, red cloack that seemed to have a mind of it's own as it lashed out and retracted against the breeze.

To the man's side stood another, considerably larger being, which forced Mahaloli to significantly reduce her level of magnification. The creature was huge, with dark brown-red skin and fangs the size of semi-trucks protruding past it's full, monstrous lips. It was incredibly burly, and had molten red eyes that seemed to threaten to bore into one's very soul. Additionally, all the creature wore was a blood red cape, which seemed to be just as alive as his counterparts', and partial suit of blood red armour that covered it's torso, shoulders, and thighs. And finally, in it's massive hands it held a giant, metal club with giant spikes protruding out in every direction that glistened in the bright sunlight like stars in the night sky.

And then, the massive creature spoke.

"GIVE US ROY DOLL! GIVE US XERO! WE SHALL KILLLLLL THEM!"

Mahaloli blinked, twice, before simply frowning and snapping her fingers.

"Well you heard them, losers, lets get to work. Send in Roy Doll, and, if that showoff is around, send in Guyin as well. We've got work to do ladies and gentlemen, so lets get to it."
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« Reply #89 on: July 01, 2009, 03:38:56 am »

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Roy Doll slurped up the remainder of his slurpee and set the empty cup down on the small glass table next to his lawn chair, then reached up to his sun glasses and readjusted them. Then, the black tuxedo clad man crossed his arms and leaned back, ready to nap.

"Oohh... ahhhuh..." Ranma and Akane's groans came from nearby and the black man snorted.

"Two years and you can still barely stand up under five hundred times Earth gravity? Pitiful. I doubt Guyin's students gave him nearly as much trouble as you're giving me." Doll said. "Stand up already, I want to begin teaching you magic soon. You can't expect to take out every foe with just your cunning, skill, and physical prowess. And after that, who knows what else we'll go over. Actually, both of your cunning could use a bit of work too; when we're dealing with Guyin, you can never be too prepared. We'll be visiting the Mists of Avalon as soon as you're done."

"You know, you sure do take this one sided rivalry pretty far," Ranma groaned. "You don't even know if he's really gonna do anything with Ryouga!"

"You're right, and he probably won't do anything, but hey, everyone needs a hobby," Doll said with a shrug. "He either hasn't noticed, or doesn't care, so it's not hurting anyone," He said cheerfully as he folded his arms behind his head.

"We're not anyone!?" Akane demanded. Doll just continued on, ignoring them.

"He did say he prefers to avoid the DBZ route anyway, ironically enough considering that one little joke story, and Kasumi."

Suddenly, a large viewscreen appeared before Roy Doll, displaying Suzumiya's annoyed face.

"Doll-Shogun! The knights need you!"

"What? But I'm not done training my proteges yet," Doll said with a frown. "Why don't you send in my old understudies?"

"But... they're requesting your presence specifically,"

"Bah, they can deal without their precious Generalissimo for a few days." He said, waving a hand at her. She scowled back at him, then smirked.

"You and that Guyin are the only ones with balls around here. Fine, we'll send in the understudies!"

And with that the screen vanished.

Aluminum City Limits; September 14th; 8:40 A.M.

A familiar blue F-Zero machine drove up to the city limits and stopped suddenly, giving its pilot a better view of the city ahead of him. In the center stood one massive creature who had decided to wreak havoc on its surroundings.

Captain Douglas Jay Falcon smirked and gunned the Blue Falcon's engines before he blasted off towards the commotion through the streets that would have been abandoned by now.

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« Reply #90 on: July 01, 2009, 11:06:24 am »

Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire Flagship (Bridge); September 14th; 8:41 A.M.

"Hm, this certainly is an interesting turn of events," Divine Commander Faust muttered to himself with a slight frown as he stroked his chin and viewed the events occurring in Aluminum City on a giant monitor before him. It appeared as though, instead of sending Roy Doll and Master Xero as requested, the Knights had decided to send in another individual whom the Divine Commander had never heard of...until he accessed the vast stores of infinite knowledge that his brain contained.

"Ah, I see, so his name is-"

"Captain Falcon?! Dude...is Roy Doll even being serious? He might as well have sent Buffy the Vampire Slayer in there, at least she has experience killing lower level demons."

"GAH!" Faust cried out in shock as a loud slurping sound rang in his ears. Whipping around, the aged man found himself face to face with Dark Cookies, and frowned deeply.

"Just what do you think you're doing appearing behind me like that?!"

"Hm?" Cookies hmmed past his straw with a disinterested expression on his face as he continued to slurp his Slurpee. "Oh, that. Well I was just trying out my new teleportation abilities, and I've got to admit they're sick!" Cookies said with a wide grin as he disappeared in a violet-red light only to reappear behind the Divine Commander and tap his shoulder.

Sighing loudly and tiredly, the Divine Commander, having known that the man was going to attempt a stunt like that, turned to face Dark Cookies and asked, "What do you mean sick? Are you ill?"

"Nah," Cookies said, waving a hand dismissively, "I'm alright, but my watch is sick too." The masked man then flashed Faust his new diamond watch with a grin.

"I...don't get it."

"Don't worry, not many people do," Cookies said while simultaneously patting the man on the shoulder understandingly.

"Yeah, but this is a problem because I'm supposed to be all knowing," Faust added as Cookies simply shrugged.

"Dude, I'm sure God couldn't even understand Ebonics, so don't sweat it. Anyway, what do you say we watch my boy Spawn completely destroy Captain Falcon? I know Hun-Gar isn't even going to have to lift a finger," Cookies declared as he took a seat in a nearby hover chair and sank into its comfy goodness. Man, these chairs were way better than anything the Grand Director had.

"So I take it you know about this character then?" Faust inquired with a slight smile.

"Yeah," Dark Cookies replied, once again waving a hand dismissively, "Captain Falcon is just one of Roy's understudies, and not his best either. He could have done better than the Captain, like, for instance, Goku or Vegeta, but I guess he isn't even taking this fight seriously, which is a mistake, because Spawn alone is not one to be trifled with. Add Hun-Gar to the mix and we're talking seas of fire and meteors raining down from the Heavens...literally."

"I see," the Divine Commander said with a nod and a smirk as he turned to face his monitor once more.

"So, Clockwork Knights, will you meet your end simply because you underestimated us? I wonder, I wonder...or do I?"

Unknown Location; September 14th; 8:42 A.M.

"Sick: a common slang term meaning, cool, flashy, etc.," Grand Director Suzumiya read aloud to herself with great interest and wide eyes.

"Wow, I sure am glad I bought this Ebonics for Dummies book! I couldn't understand a thing Cookies and Roy Doll were saying for years!"

Aluminum City Limits; September 14th; 8:44 A.M.

"WHO IS THIS JOKER?!" Hun-Gar bellowed as he noticed the F-Zero come hurtling toward the city at a seemingly insane speed.

"Don't worry," Spawn said with a hint of disinterest, "He doesn't even matter."

With that thousands of razor tipped chains seemingly shot out of nowhere and hurtled toward the F-Zero.

Though the F-Zero was amazingly fast, and attempted to dodge the chains, Captain Falcon's efforts proved to be in vain as hundreds of chains connected and tore directly through the ship before expanding and ripping it apart into pieces. Seconds later the remains of F-Zero exploded in a magnificent display.

"Huh, lets see him walk out of that one alive," Spawn muttered indifferently as he summoned his chains back and took a seat on a nearby pile of rubble. Unlike Hun-Gar, he was content with patiently waiting for his targets to arrive, and felt no need to wreak havoc in a city that was already abandoned.

He just hoped that they would send some real competition his way.
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« Reply #91 on: July 01, 2009, 03:54:08 pm »

Aluminum City Limits; September 14th; 8:45 A.M.

Out of nowhere, "The meaning of truth" by Hiro-X began playing, and it was then that Captain Falcon, with all of the momentum the Blue Falcon had granted him, launched out of the machine as it exploded with a fist reared back, fiery energy gathered at his fist. Sheer horror and realization at the amount of power this foe contained dawned on his targets' faces as he rapidly closed in for the hit.

"Falc-own PAAAAUUUNCH!"

The Milky Way Galaxy

Humongous, twin columns of light emerged in either direction from the flat disk shape of stars, in the exact location of Tin Planet as Captain Falcon's power extended out in a massive display, before slowly twinkling out of existence.

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Roy started juggling the Demon's Blood Talismans as he looked down at the teens on the ground. "Come on now, don't you want to at least be able to stand up so you can use the bathroom or something? If nothing else?"
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« Reply #92 on: July 01, 2009, 04:29:32 pm »

Guyin's Relatively Secret Crib; Bedroom; September 14th; 8:44 A.M.

In an oddly contemplative mood, Guyin leaned back in his bed, letter still in hand.  The offer to make him Star Marshal was quite amusing, as it made him wonder about several things, both recent and long since past.

For example, whatever had those two goons done with Ryouga?  He didn't have any use for the guy, so he'd just left him in their care . . . odds were one of those perverse lolis that composed the ships crew had likely taken advantage of the poor guy . . . not that that was Guyin's problem anymore.

Another question rolling around his mind was whether Roy had actually gotten the point of that short little joke story he'd written, but that was hardly important either.  That guy had been in that hyperbolic chamber of his for days now, which actually gave everyone in the organization a nice break from the guy, so he had no complaints.

Most of all, though, the request for his military and tactical acumen made him think of his old classmate, Faust.  Guyin still remembered his days going through the Mephistopheles Empire's most prestigious military academy.  His old buddy Faust, great guy that he was, had always been resentful and jealous that Guyin was always head of the class in every class, though that hadn't prevented them from being friends, insomuch as it was possible to have friends in the Mephistopheles Empire.  Well, that was until Guyin was offered the position of Divine Commander that Faust had so steadfastly desired.  Of course, he'd turned down the offer, saying he didn't want to settle down into a dead end job yet, but if anything, that only made Faust more furious with him.

He wondered how the old Playboy was doing these days . . .

It was about then that he noticed the cataclysmic power of what could only be a fully empowered Falcon Punch wash over his subdimensional layer.

"Well," he thought to himself, "It sounds like Roy's protege just destroyed half the galaxy . . . I guess I'd better wait here until the grand director or someone else recreates everything again . . .  Man, and people say I'm reckless."
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As his two new students writhed on the floor, Roy Doll mused over the irony of someone who preferred to not 'go the DBZ route' writing a story where someone did exactly that, regardless of the point of said story.

'Perhaps I should mention it sometime in the future,' He thought. 'I mean sure, maybe the idea was just to make fun of the whole "Ranma goes to some other world and comes back a million times stronger for no real reason" cliche, or perhaps specifically "Ranma goes to Naruto world and comes back a million times stronger", but still, the irony was there, and only an idiot couldn't see that.'

"Penny...for your... thoughts?" came a weak voice from the ground.

"Hm, oh, I was just thinking about Guyin, for some reason. The guy absolutely loves to set people off for some reason, and goes to great lengths to do so. Kind of reminds me of 4chan."

"I...wasn't... talking to you..." Akane snapped up at him.

"That's nice." Doll stopped juggling the demon's blood talismans and pocketed them. 'Well, if he doesn't do anything as I suspected, perhaps I can get you to take on the strongest magical girl in the universe, just for kicks. That should be fun. Giga Slave might be a bit of overkill, though...'
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« Reply #94 on: July 01, 2009, 07:14:26 pm »

Guyin's Relatively Secret Crib; Bedroom; September 14th; 8:45 A.M.

Guyin smiled, one might say smugly, and folded his hands behind his head.

"Well, that answers that question, heh."

He then looked at his non existent watch.

"Man, how long is it gonna take GDS to recreate the galaxy?"
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« Reply #95 on: July 01, 2009, 07:52:09 pm »

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'And there was also the point about people who couldn't have really sent him there in the first place sending him there for some inane reason, but I think everyone glanced over that,' the black man mused. 'Anyway, I wonder if he's going to like that Ring I got in Middle Earth. I gave that vacuum away to Kasumi, and lost the mittens... Then again, maybe it's not to his tastes... perhaps he could use a new microwave, I'm sure he's creative enough to figure out entertaining ways of destroying an army of mindless enemies with one of those. Microwaves can be very fun if applied correctly...'

Suddenly, a view screen appeared before him and revealed the scowling face of Suzumiya.

"This is why we didn't want to send in your damned understudies!" She said, motioning towards the image of a half-destroyed milky-way galaxy behind her.

"Well sorry," Roy said, reaching into his shirt pocket and pulling out a red tootsie pop. He tossed it at her through the screen and she caught it. "Have a tootsie-pop."

"Hmph!" She ripped open the wrapper and crammed it in her mouth, then crossed her arms and went back to glaring at him. "Fine, I'll forgive you for this just once! But next time, send in someone with a little more restraint!"

"Fine, I'll figure out how to get everyone's favorite conniving chessmaster to show up next time," Roy said. "So, exactly how many licks does it take to reach the center?"

"With no biting, two thousand seven hundred forty six for me."

"Interesting. Well, if you see that lazy Master Xero tell him that I've got something nice for him," He said.

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Captain Falcon stood with a reserved look over the molten crater that had once been Aluminum City. Grand Director Suzumiya had rewritten time and space so that his punch had been so thoroughly contained that all of that galaxy destroying power was now held within the confines of Aluminum City. The shockwaves of such intense force still reverberated around the entire planet, and trees in the distance were blown out of the ground, as if a fierce hurricane had left them windswept.

Still, there was no telling if these foes had survived his attack, and so the Captain watched with wary eyes.

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« Reply #96 on: July 01, 2009, 09:10:05 pm »

Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire Flagship (Bridge); September 14th; 8:46 A.M.

"W-W-WHAT IN GOD'S NAME WAS THAT?! I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WASN'T ALL THAT POWERFUL!" Faust raged, his bugging out of his skull and his mouth agape, as he whipped around from his monitor to face Dark Cookies while trying to ignore the fact that the Grand Proxy Ultimate had almost been completely destroyed a few seconds ago by the power of the signature Falcon PAAAAWNCH!

Dark Cookies simply shrugged indifferently and took another sip of his Slurpee. "Meh, I made a miscalculation. I forgot that he had gotten stronger under Roy's tutelage since that time Roy Doll and myself pummeled his ass into the ground. My bad," Cookies said as he reached into his suit pocket and extracted a sleek, jet black and silver cellphone.

"You're damn right it's your bad!" Faust snapped, practically frothing at the mouth as he pointed back toward the monitor which displayed the charred pieces of what was left of Hun-Gar's corpse. Spawn was, of course, nowhere to be found, probably having been sent back to Hell after nearly dying...again. "How am I supposed to find another Mega Powerful Overlord some time soon?! We've got battles to fight!"

"Aw calm down," Cookies muttered while waving a hand dismissively, "I'm contacting a friend of mine. If you thought Captain Falcon was a trip, you're going to love this guy. Even Grand Director Suzumiya gets creeped out by him." That said Cookies began punching in a few numbers on his cellphone and brought it to his ear.

"Doot, doo, doo...Ah! Hey, Asagi, my girl! How you doin'?"

"Ah...uh hm...yeah, Zetta does tend to get on even my nerves from time to time. Remind me to kick his ass for you the next time we meet up at the Overlord's Halloween Mixer. Anyway, I've got a favor to ask of Dragon Overlord Babylon...oh! You'll put him on? Great, thanks Asagi...hm? Oh, yeah, I haven't forgotten about our date, I'll pick you up Saturday, does that sound okay? Great, see you then babe."

Dark Cookies and Faust stood in silence for a moment as Cookies waited for his friend to pick up the phone. It didn't take him long.

"OVERLORD COOKIES! MY FRIEND, IT HAS BEEN FAR TOO LONG!" blasted a cheerful, aged voice through the phone's receiver that nearly knocked Cookies out of his chair.

"Whoa, hey, tone it down a bit Babylon! Are you trying to blow out my ear drums...again?!" Cookies snapped through the phone, quite livid, before adjusting his tie a bit and calming down. "Anyway, old friend, I need to ask you for a favor. You see, my new employer wants to test his arch foes to get a better understanding of their combat prowess, so, after his lackies were just annihilated, I realized that it might be a good idea to send in someone even Grand Director Suzumiya is afraid of."

"Hm? Oh, yeah, I know you hate that spoiled bitch, but you have to admit, she has done a good job of staying in her realm...yeah...aw shucks, reversing your curse and restoring you to full power by kicking Zetta's ass was nothing, so think nothing of it. Ah...so you'll be here in a few seconds? Great...uh huh...right, just rough them up a bit. We're only trying to determine their power levels, not kill them...just yet. Huh? Oh, yeah I know they're my friends, but as my motto goes, "Bread (Money) over bros and bros over whoes." You know how it is. Alright, talk to you later Babylon!"

With that said Cookies snapped his phone shut and pocketed it before folding his hands over his stomach and staring up at his "superior" with a wide smile underneath his mask.

"Alright, we shouldn't have anymore problems with our data collection. Not even Guyin could outwit the most Badass Overlord Ever Known. Trust me, he kicked Grand Director Suzumiya's ass one time just because she accidentally stepped out of the confines of her realm. In fact, the only one to ever defeat him was Overlord Zetta, and he need hella' help to do it, so...yeah."

"Ah...that's all well and good, and I appreciate you calling him up, but I can't help but wonder...HOW DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE THAT POWERFUL?!" Faust snapped, his eyes still bugging out of his skull and his face a brilliant shade of red.

Once again waving off his superior, Cookies replied saying, "Dude, are you serious? You must be under the assumption that the Cookies Master Xergo Proxy Ultimate killed was a good estimation of my power. Seriously, both it and I confined, confine, our power because we don't want the hassle of having to compete with other Overlords and finding a realm of our own. It's sooooooo much easier just to tone it down a bit and play the magical boy and avoid those headaches all together."

For once Faust had nothing to say and simply turned away from the sharply dressed man as he turned to look at his monitor once more.

"Well...I suppose I'm quite glad that you're on our side now," the aged man muttered to himself

"You damn well should be, now, lets watch the show."

Molten Crater that was once Aluminum City; September 14th; 8:47 A.M.

Smoke rose into the sky as the molten earth that had once been the spot of Aluminum City bubbled and curdled from the after effects of Captain Falcon's "Falcon PAWNCH!" So, with this in mind, the extra-dimensional being known as Dragon Overlord Babylon, transformed into his human form to accommodate the scene, made sure that he teleported on top of the ashen thigh bone of Overlord Hun-Gar that floated in the red, orange, yellow magma like chicken bones in soup.

"Hmph, while impressive for a mortal, this is nothing. Even if he did destroy half of the galaxy mere seconds ago this little mishap will be corrected in seconds," the Dragon Overlord muttered to himself as he scanned the smoldering, and molten remains of Aluminum City for his target. It took the red haired, blue faced Overlord mere milliseconds to find his target, and, upon doing so raised his pinky finger.

"Goodbye, dear Captain, you shall trouble my friend no more," the slanted eyed, aged man said to himself as a giant beam of ethereal blue energy exploded from his finger and hurtled toward Captain Falcon at the speed of light.

In mere nanoseconds the poor Captain was no more and only a giant molten crater, that traveled a good length of the sand terrain remained as a memorial to the fact that he had ever even existed.

"Now then, Clockwork Knights,  I DEMAND TO FACE XERO AND ROY DOLL, AND, SINCE YOU HAVE INCURRED MY WRATH, YOU SHALL HAVE TO PRESENT GUYIN AS WELL OR I SHALL DESTROY YOUR GALAXY! YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES STARTING NOW!" the Dragon Overlord bellowed with a malicious smile on his face.

Hopefully they would not make the mistake of sending an understudy again...
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« Reply #97 on: July 01, 2009, 10:16:16 pm »

On the fringes of the Milky Way Galaxy; September 14th; 8:47 A.M.

Captain Falcon zoomed away from the planet in his secondary Blue Falcon, as the being of ultimate power's blast impacted where he'd been standing. It was a damn good thing he kept several of them nearby for instant remote activation like that. He hadn't even gotten to utter his trademark "Come!" before the machine blasted through the area, and it was only because of his immense power that the F-Zero machine hadn't splattered him moving at the speed it had to move in order to safely carry him away from the light-speed blast.

Still, it was an F-Zero machine, and those things were nothing if not fast. He rubbed the steering wheel affectionately as he zoomed away from the planet, which was likely to have to be re-written by Suzumiya again soon... if not the entire universe.


Molten Crater that was once Aluminum City; September 14th; 8:46 A.M.

"What nerve, calling me here in the middle of a treasure hunt!" An orange haired sorceress muttered as he looked over Captain Falcon's work. And it looked like she wouldn't even be needed, anyway! Why did her idiot of a magic teacher decide to send three of his proteges to a scene like this one anyway---

And then, the moment Dragon Overlord Babylon, someone who a friend, a self-proclaimed 'most bad-ass overlord' had warned her about, she made no mistake and began to whisper the chant for the only spell she knew of that could stave off something like the being before her, closing her eyes. Hopefully GDS would be able to get the necessary permissions to rebuild the universe after L-Sama was done.

“Darkness beyond blackest pitch... Deeper then the deepest night.. King of Darkness who shines like gold on the sea of chaos.." At this point, a huge, large sphere of pure black had gathered above her head, with black electricity rippling about. The entire planet was quickly covered in dark, malevolent clouds as black energy continued to be sucked into the orb above her. "I call upon thee, swear myself to thee.. Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess.."

Lina Inverse opened her golden glowing eyes with a fierce look.

"GIGA SLAVE!”

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The white, ever present clouds around Roy Doll and his two newest students turned pitch black, yet the lighting in the time chamber did not change.

"W-what's going on?!" Akane and Ranma asked in a panic.

"Ahhh, I was wondering if she was going to have to do that..." Roy muttered. "Still, if this doesn't end the pissing match, I might have to show up just to make sure Kefka doesn't get too rowdy..."

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« Reply #98 on: July 01, 2009, 10:34:43 pm »

Molten Crater that was once Aluminum City; September 14th; 8:48 A.M.

"Hmph, it seems as though someone made the mistake of consulting Wikipedia when trying to determine my power levels. But it seems they did a poor job as it concerns their research, for if they had done it well they would realize that I AM THE GREATEST OVERLORD THE UNIVERSE HAS EVER KNOWN! BOW BEFORE ME GIGA SLAVE, EVEN YOUR POWER, WHICH DOES NOT EVEN COMPARE TO OVERLORD BAAL, WILL FALL TO MY MIGHT! BECOME ONE WITH ME, AND ACCEPT ME AS YOUR TRUE MASTER!" Babylon bellowed as he held out a clawed palm and smirked victoriously. The black beam of dark energy, which most lower level Overlords such as the false Zenon, would have feared nary made the Dragon Overlord blink even it as it hurtled toward him with the intent of destroying him.

So, just as the dark energy prepared to annihilate him, Babylon summoned forth his sealing spell and smirked even wider. "IT IS FUTILE GIGA SLAVE! KNOW YOUR PLACE!" the Overlord bellowed once more as the energy crashed into his palm as was slowly sealed away into his own body, subsequently increasing his power levels.

"Now then," Babylon said, once he was finished drawing in the magical energy, "I suggest you all get serious. This isn't going to cut it at all. In fact, I have half a mind to call upon Beauty Queen Etna to deal with you. She seems to be more your speed."

Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire Flagship (Bridge); September 14th; 8:49 A.M.

"Psh! Apparently Roy has NEVA played a Disgaea game. Really, Giga Slave against my buddy the Dragon Overlord? Get real! Giga Slave might have been as powerful as Laharl, maybe, but Babylon is up there with the Grand Director herself!" Dark Cookies said to himself with a dark chuckle as he slurped up the last of his Slurpee. "Anyway, here's hoping this starts getting serious."

Meanwhile, Faust could only gape at what he had seen as his mind was racing too much for him to utter forth any intelligible words.

'H-H-He just consumed Giga Slave! Like it was nothing! What is this creature?!'
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« Reply #99 on: July 01, 2009, 10:37:40 pm »

Guyin's Relatively Secret Crib; Bedroom; September 14th; 8:48 A.M.

Guyin rubbed his ears at the overly loud call of their apparent enemies latest lacky.

Normally, he would have ignored such a minor inconvenience, but this person, thing, whatever, made the rather unfortunate mistake of actually calling him out by name.  Sighing to himself, Guyin rolled over and pulled an old dusty tome out of his night stand before vanishing.

Molten Crater that was once Aluminum City; September 14th; 8:48 A.M.

The humanoid form of the ridiculously powerful Dragon Overlord Babylon did a puzzled double take when, in the blinking of his eye, a vaguely familiar cloaked figure was suddenly standing before him.  It infuriated the ancient and all powerful being to no end, since he had sensed no magic, no chi, no psychic impression, no tremor in the timeline, absolutely nothing which would explain how the figure had appeared as he had.  Considering the pedestrian nature of the female sorceress whose Something or Other Slave had mostly tickled, this lack of 'any' sensation bothered him.

"HOW-"

The Overlord's overly capitalized inquiry was interrupted abruptly as the figure held up a hand to silence him, apparently busy browsing through a book of some sort.

"YOU WOULD SILENCE ME!?  WHAT AUDACITY, SURELY ONLY GUYIN WOUL-"

This time, the figure made an annoyed 'zipping' motion before his face, indicating that the Overlord should kindly shut up, but before the Overlord could respond, Guyin finally cleared his throat and looked up.

"Terribly sorry about that, just needed to bone up a bit on something an old friend gave me."

Literally blue-red in the face, the Dragon Overlord began to gather his intensely godlike mana to destroy this insignificant insect, when-

"Klaatu Berada Nikto!"

Suddenly the ancient and powerful Overlord howled in agony, as ancient memories flared to life in his mind.  More real than the reality which shrouded him at the moment, the past came to life, the climactic battle he suffered at the hands of Overlord Zetta playing over and over in his mind with crystal clarity.

Guyin watched impassionately as the blue skinned overlord dropped to his knees, crying tears of anguish as he recalled, perfectly and with complete sensation, his humiliating, crippling loss.  Finally, after several minutes, the ancient dragon reverted to its true form, tumbling to the ground, looking just as battered, weakened, blind and senile as he had before Cookies 'claims' of defeating Zetta changed anything.

Now that the ancient overlord was returned to his near helpless state, Guyin waved his hand and drew the ancient dragon into the folds of his cloak.  Smiling to himself, he then turned and looked directly at the galactic camera that Faust and Cookies were using to watch the battle.

"Hey guys!  Look, Cookies, I know you're the only one on speaking terms with Babylon here, so you kinda gave yourself away pretty big time, here.  I dunno why you've turned traitor, what with you always moaning about me doing so, but it's all good.  Just so you know what I did here, it's actually pretty strongly hinted that Babylon's loss of power was purely psychological, more than anything Zetta actually did, thus you claiming to defeat Zetta actually restored him.  However, using that spell i picked up from the Necronomicon, I forced him to relive the most traumatic event of his life, in essence, causing him to undergo all of that trauma again and restore him to his weakened, pathetic state."

Guyin looked at his non existent watch again.  "Wow, that's a record time for me, taking out a super being like that.  When are you guys gonna realize that the more powerful a being is, the more profound the limitations are placed on them."

With that, he shook his head and started walking back to the Clockwork Headquarters.  Maybe if someone there was nice they'd come and give him a ride.  As an afterthought, he turned to Lina.

"I don't suppose you can fly us there, can you?"
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« Reply #100 on: July 01, 2009, 11:07:43 pm »

Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire Flagship (Bridge); September 14th; 8:49 A.M.

"GRK?! H-H-HOW DARE HE?! I'LL...I'LL KILL HIM MYSELF!!!!" a voice that was, surprisingly not Fausts', bellowed as the sound of Slurpee cup falling to the ground echoed throughout the otherwise silent bridge.

"FIRST HE KILLS MY BABY MA'AM, no big loss there actually, THEN MY PRECIOUS LITTLE GIRL, THEN HE OUSTS ME TO THE OVERLORD WORLD, REDUCES BABLYON TO NOTHING, AND HAS THE GALL TO ACCUSE ME OF BEING A TRAITOR?! I'LL BLOODY KILL HIM!!!!" Dark Cookies bellowed as the entire bridge began to shake and quake under the intensity of his poorly constrained magical power. At this point the raven hair man's eyes were not only glowing, but were a molten green as he clenched and unclenched his fists trying to control his rage.

Everyone, even Faust, had fallen back at his display, but, as the door to the bridge hissed open one man was certainly not amused or afraid.

"I wouldn't do anything brash, Cookies, for when you signed that contract you signed over a sizable portion of your Overlord powers for me to control, and I will be damned if I allow you to make a fool of yourself by trying to confront one as devious as Guyin with nothing but raw power! As you can clearly see, that plan is an absolute failure and all we have come to understand is that Roy Dolls has a seemingly infinite amount of understudies, and that Guyin wields a book that must be destroyed at all costs. Knowing this, we must wait for another chance to strike and formulate another plan," Master Xergo Proxy Ultimate stated as he strode up to the glass and gazed down toward Tin Planet.

"But, aboard this ship, remember, we are always invincible. This is of great importance for even one such as Guyin or the Grand Director would not be foolish enough to strike out against us considering our very real advantages. No...we shall bide our time for the moment and see if we can't observe our foes as they battle others. I will not waste anymore resources, and neither shall you," the ethereal man stated with a dark chuckle as he turned to leave.

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a new body to adorn."

With that, Master Xergo Proxy Ultimate left the room leaving Cookies to stew in his own self-pity and angst.

"I'll be damned if I give up that easily...I...I need to train...to become more cunning myself," Cookies muttered to himself as he turned to leave the bridge as well. He had much to think about, and needed to be alone. Though, perhaps, a certain ex-Sailor Senshi could be of aid to him as well.

"I will defeat you Guyin...of that you can be sure. I will have my revenge."
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« Reply #101 on: July 01, 2009, 11:14:38 pm »

Molten Crater that was once Aluminum City; September 14th; 8:48 A.M.

Lina blinked several times and looked up at Guyin. The super powerful beings always did crazy things like this just for fun, and it was starting to get annoying, but whatever, it looked like things were over. At least the Giga Slave hadn't destroyed the universe this time.

"Errr, um, sure. Raywing!" With that, she grabbed onto the cloaked figure and blasted upwards towards the heavens.

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GDS' face appeared again, this time looking a bit angrier despite the lolipop in her mouth.

"You idiots and your me-damned pissing matches! How long are you going to keep this up?!"

"As long as whoever is sending these fine gentlemen after us is is willing to keep it up," Roy Doll said with a yawn.

"You've all been getting more ridiculous with each passing page! At first, it looked like it would be a gritty high-action packed type adventure, but you've worked your way up from fighting off a single lone villain to armies of the damned and now this! When does it end?!"

"You tell me," Roy Doll asked with narrowed eyes. "You're the one breaking the fourth wall here, not me, so..."

"Ugh! I've had it with you!" She growled, crushing the tootsie pop in her teeth.

"Hmm, say, how are those cavities of yours, anyway?"

"I got rid of those ages ago," She said non-chalant, then was angry again. "Stop trying to change the subject! As it is now, you'll all soon be taking turns ending and unending the universe! That always ends horribly!"

Doll just shrugged.

"Well I think that depends on the people involved, honestly... Still, I wonder how this is going to develop..."

The black man sighed as once again, his mind visited the long ago occasion wherein someone had ended up stealing and selling that fine, if not a bit out of date book of theories on how to recreate and sustain a big bang in a confined space, that it might be used as a power source, much like that ridiculous super-nova engine that idiot RW had one of his people using in The Fringe universe...

If he could just remember the thing word for word, perhaps he could get a copyright on it or something...
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« Reply #102 on: July 01, 2009, 11:51:02 pm »

Knight Tower-Commander Center; September 14th; 8:50 A.M.

"Alright, guys, shows over apparently," Mahaloli muttered as a trouble expression formed on her face.

Guyin was most assuredly right, for even she knew, and she was very poor when it came to inter-dimensional politics, that Dragon Overlord Babylon, while still respected, had been scorned by most of the Overlord community. It appeared as though Cookies, the only one who still retained any contact with the aged begin, was the only one who could have summoned him forth.

"Damn it...Rajahloli isn't going to take this well," the blue haired loli muttered to herself with a slight frown.

"Hm? What am I not going to take well?"

"GAH! RAJAHLOLI!" Mahaloli exclaimed in surprise, nearly falling out her seat, before turning to face the woman with a snarl. "Don't sneak up on me like that!" the pink eyed girl snapped angrily as the brunette before her giggled girlishly.

"Sorry, Mahaloli, I didn't mean to, but I thought I heard you call my name," the ever sweet, though slightly psychotic, amber eyed loli said with a friendly smile as she took a seat on her friend's arm rest and ran a hand through her hair. "So, you look troubled, is there something you need to get off your chest?"

While she had been pouting, rather cutely at that, Mahaloli's pout soon fell into a worried frown as she started to nibble at her thumb nail nervously.

This action immediately alerted Rajahloli to the fact that something was seriously wrong, and she frowned with a looked of concern etched on her features. "Mahi, what's wrong? Did something happen that's troubling you...other than the sheer mindless destruction that's been occurring lately?" the brunette inquired as she continued to run her fingers through the girl's hair comfortingly.

"Rajah...there's...there's something I need to tell you," Mahaloli began, sighing a loud, tired sigh as she looked up to regard her friend with wide apologetic eyes.

"Hm? Surely it can't be that bad, can it?" the amber eyed General said with a nervous chuckle and smile, "I mean, you look like you're about to tell me someone died."

"Well, it's something like that," the bluenette muttered under her breath. However, knowing it would be better to inform her friend now instead of later, Mahaloli summoned forth all the courage she had and said, "Rajah...Cookies has joined the Mephistopheles Empire and, by proxy, he has joined up with Xergo Proxy Ultimate. As of now he is one of the most wanted criminals in the Milky Way Galaxy."

Bracing herself for the surprise, the denial, and the tears Mahaloli cringed, but was surprised when none of that came.

"I see," Rajahloli stated lamely as she stopped running her fingers through her friend's hair and grabbed her hand, "Well...if that's the case, could you please come with me for a moment? I swear it will only take a second."

Mahaloli, stupefied at her friend's reaction, simply nodded dumbly in response as she was lead out of the Command Center, into the hallway, and ultimately into the giant, stark white training chamber.

"Mahi...I...you're the best friend I've ever had," Rajahloli stated with a warm, loving smile as she slid the armour plated, laser reinforced door shut and glomped onto her friend before giving her a bone crunching hug. "I really mean it, so...please don't think ill of me for what I'm about to do," the brunette said with tears starting to form in her eyes as she pulled the still stupefied blue haired girl closer to her body and choked back a pained moan.

"Rajah...what...are you talking about?" Mahaloli questioned, her face a mixture of confusion and surprise, as she felt hot tears start to saturate her Lelouche uniform's shoulder.

"I'm sorry, Mahi, but I love him so much and, and, and...DAMN THAT GUYIN, THIS IS ALL HIS FAULT!" Rajaloli snapped venomously as she hugged her friend even tighter.

"Rajah, you're really starting to freak me out, you know?" Mahaloli stated with nervous chuckle as she tried to pull away but found that the girl wouldn't let her go.

"I'm sorry, Mahi, but I don't have any other choice. Elane was my daughter just as much as she was Cookies'. We were going to have a family, which was why he dumped Gabriella and was prepared to trick Asagi and Hotaru into a date so that he could absorb their powers. After that...after that we would have finished our service to Knights and would been able to create our own world, without being under the guise of that crazy bitch Suzumiya," Rajahloli hissed angrily. "But now...now Elane's dead, and Guyin was the one who killed her. Now...now our dream can never come true...at least not until Guyin, that sick bastard, is dead at our feet."

Everything was hitting Mahaloli like a metaphorical sack of bricks, and she could scarcely think a coherent thought she tried to piece things together. However, the biggest issue, Guyin killing a child, was not easily dismissed at all since that actually sounded like something he might do considering his earlier actions. While it wasn't necessarily logical, the bluenette had always had trouble attempting to decipher the meaning behind some of his more shady plans.

"Rajah...are you sure that Guyin was the one who killed her?" Mahaloli inquired weakly, not noticing the fact that a needle filed with a blue liquid had slid out of from Rajahloli's uniform sleeve as was aimed at the back of her neck.

"Forgive me, Mahi, but you'll know soon enough," the brunette said as she jammed the needle into the back of her friend's neck. "Now, to collect the rest of them," Rajahloli stated simply as Mahaloli immediately fell limp in her arms and started to slump down to the floor.

However, before the bluenette's prone body could hit the floor, Rajahloli grabbed her by the hand and dragged her body over toward a large pile of unconscious bodies which were actually the bodies of the other four Loli Generals. The brunette then threw Mahaloli atop the other bodies and placed her hands on them.

"Now then, time to report in to Master Xergo Proxy Ultimate with my hostages," Rajahloli said with an evil smirk spreading across her face as her eyes dilated into cat like slits.

"Hehehe, we will have our revenge, my love, we will."

With that said the giant, metal room was filled with a familiar violet-red light and then was empty...
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« Reply #103 on: July 02, 2009, 12:52:11 am »

Knight Tower-Commander Center; September 14th; 9:00 A.M.

"-and 'that' is how you can quintuple the power of your mid to high level spells by forming a simple magical matrices to act as an amplifier when casting your spells.  I know it goes against Roy's teachings of insane training montages, but I figure a little book learning from time to time never hurts," Guyin explained pleasantly to the happily nodding sorceress.

"That's amazing.  I wouldn't have imagined something so seemingly simple could be so effective.  I'm almost ashamed I didn't think of it myself.  Did you get that out of that Necronomicon Jupiah got you?" she replied.

He shook his head.  "Nah, I've got an entire library of magical tomes.  Honestly I can't even remember which one I got it from, really.  Still, you better go check on Roy.  He'll probably get ticked if you hang out with me too much.  He's got this odd idea that I'm out to get him."

Pouting a bit, the redhead nodded.  "Why can't I be your understudy again?  All Roy and Cookies know about magic is making bigger and bigger magical blasts of various colors.  You actually know 'magic', spells, rituals, all that kind of stuff.  Heck, that simple memory charm you used on that Dragon thing was 'brilliant'!"

Guyin shrugged.  "You're a wizard yourself, you should know that brains beats brawns roughly 8 times out of 11.  Why engage in cosmic level battle when three tiny words is that much more effective?"

With that, the redhaired sorceress took her reluctant leave, and Guyin wandered over to the chair that rested in front of his usual radar monitoring station (the person monitoring said station diving out of the way for dear life.)  Absently, he turned to the rest of the bridge crew.

"So, my peeps.  What's the happy-haps up in this here hood?"
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« Reply #104 on: July 02, 2009, 01:49:53 am »

The Hyperbolic Time-Chamber replica as designed by GDSuzumiya; Date Inapplicable; Time Inapplicable

"So why haven't you shown me this before?!" Lina's face demanded from a view screen, holding up a picture of several diagrams that illustrated the easiest method to construct the intricate matrices that Guyin Cognito had so helpfully shared with her.

"Maybe because I've never seen it before?" Roy said, recognizing the symbols and designs. "Hmm, is that some kind of magic booster? Looks like... you just... and...hmm, interesting..."

The chestnut haired sorceress just glared at him.

"What do you mean you've never seen it before?"

"Well, I don't know everything," He said with a shrug. "That's what the congressional library and Alexandria are there for." Roy said. "So why did you bring this up?"

"Well, I was talking with someone about the finer points of subtlety and getting maximum effect for minimum effort," She said, frowning.

"You do that often enough, don't you?" The black man asked. "I mean, in the anime, they totally trashed your style and made you nothing more than a magic goku with enough crazy slapstick to choke the entire Ranma cast, but in the novels your magic is original and subtle enough."

"Huh?"

"I said, I just prefer to go the big flashy routes, and it seems my students have fallen into the same habit," Roy shrugged. "It's a style choice, I think," Roy said, leaning back. "Now, if you want to be all sneaky and subtle, and how to go for maximum effect with minimum effort, like with these," Roy said, holding up the Demon's Blood Talismans he'd been juggling earlier, "Then sure--"

"Hey! Where'd you get those!" The sorceress started patting her body and looking at herself. "When did you get those!?"

"A few weeks ago," Roy said with a disappointed face. "You didn't even notice? I thought you'd figured it out by now and were just letting it go-"

"You! I bet you were the one feeling me up, too!"

"Actually, contrary to popular belief, I'm not always in the mood for that sort of thing," Roy Doll said with a slight frown. Lina blinked, rendered silent by that statement, and stared at him.

Until eventually-

"Liar!"

"No, I mean it," Roy said, his frown deepening. "I don't know whose been spreading rumors, but you'd think people would realize I've got a life outside of sex too, and I actually prefer to keep it outside of my dealings with actual people when we're not doing cracked out penis slinger stories."

The sorceress just gave him a deadpan stare and shook her head.

"See, that last statement is why no one will ever take you seriously," She muttered.

"What was that?" He demanded, becoming visibly irate.

"Er, nothing," She said.

"Oh no, don't you nothing me you ungrateful little minx," He said with a glare, rising to stand up from his lawn chair. "Now that you've got me going, I'm thinking I should also complain about how no one bothers to wonder what I think about their perceptions of me and how inaccurate they are--"

Lina just stood there as the man who'd taught her the bulk of the magic she knew ranted and raved about the injustices of the world and how unappreciated he was with a deadpan stare.

'I brought this on myself, didn't I...' She thought. 'If I just turn off the screen, though, he'll just find me and complain to me in person... hmmm...' Suddenly her eyes lit up and she smirked. "Hey, did you hear? There's a bunch of underaged girls being kidnapped! A huge injustice is being done to the world!"

Roy Doll glared at her, narrowing his eyes.

"Who gives a DAMN about lolis being kidnapped! I'm not even all that into lolis!" He raised his arms up to the heavens and clenched his fists. "That's Cookies' thing, not mine!"

"Uh, but I mean it," She said. "Er, uh, it seems Cookies has defected or something-"

"Yeah, yeah, I knew that the moment that silly overlord showed up," Roy Doll said. "Disappointing but not surprising, Cookies does tend to be rather fickle. Anyway, like I was saying, the way people look at me has been getting damned annoying. How surprising is it to see a man walking around in nothing but a bathrobe, underclothes, and slippers?! Suzumiya said I had to wear this damned tuxedo from now on just because the bathrobe was putting her off! I mean come on! This isn't Jeopardy, I can wear whatever I damn well want!"

"Jeopardy?" Ranma asked from the ground. Lina's eyes widened and then she glared at the boy as Roy Doll prepared to unleash the torrent of hellish complaints that he had about the TV show she'd never seen, but heard of quite often...




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« Reply #105 on: July 02, 2009, 10:48:10 am »

Knight Tower-Commander Center; September 14th; 9:01 A.M.

"GUYIN! THANK GOD! 'ER, I MEAN THANK ME...I guess," Grand Director Suzumiya cried out in relief as she saw the man casually stroll into the room. "We've got a serious problem here. It seems as though someones has kidnapped all of the Loli Generals!" the brunette cried out hysterically as she ran up to the man, almost in tears, and grabbed him up by his cloak.

"Do you know what that means?! THEY HAVE THE POWER TO DESTROY AND RECREATE THE ENTIRE GALAXY AND DISSOLVE MY POWERS!" Grand Director Suzumiya sobbed as she let the man's cloak go before burying her head in his chest. "I just don't know what I'll do if they actually find a way to harness the power of the Loli Generals. I can't go back to being normal, I just can't," came a muffled, sobbing voice as she continued to dig her head into Guyin's cloak.

"We've got to do something! Please, Guyin, I need you know more than ever. Roy Doll is too busy with his ridiculous rivalry to be of any use, and, besides, if we sent him to retrieve them he might end up killing everyone but himself with some giant magical/ki blast that would like cause the Loli Generals' power to surface destroying the entire universe and everyone, aside from himself, in it...myself included."

"Oh, this is my sister's number by the way," GDS stated indifferently as she jammed a piece of paper into Guyin's cloak.

Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire Flagship (Laser Containment Cells); September 14th; 9:03 A.M.

"Hehehehe, you've done well, Rajahloli, collecting the other five Loli Generals for us. It seems my trust in you has not been misplaced," Divine Commander Faust stated with a dark chuckle as he looked over the five Loli Generals shackled and chained to the cell wall before him.

"I am humbled by your praise, my liege," Rajahloli stated reverently as she bowed deeply. "Now, your plans may be set in motion, correct?"

"Indeed, now the negotiations can begin, and, perhaps, this universe will finally evolve," Divine Commander Faust stated with a determined nod of his head as he turned to leave.

"Oh! Divine Commander, have you seen Cookies lately?" the brunette loli inquired hopefully.

"Hm?," the Divine Commander hummed before turning around to face her and tapping his chin with a look of deep though forming on his face. "I believe he said something about training, but then decided to go visit some Catacombs somewhere. I'm sorry, but I can't be sure. All I know is that he and Hotaru are missing, though I'm sure it's nothing. It's not like he can go back to the Clockwork Knights now, right?" Faust inquired with a dark chuckle, though Rajahloli was now deeply troubled.

"No, but he can do something even more stupid."

Tin Planet-Howling Catacombs; September 14th; 11:30 P.M.

"So, let me get this straight, you want me to almost kill you before this altar thingy at the end of this tunnel so that what can happen?" Dark Hotaru questioned, cocking an eyebrow in confusion, as she continued to stroll behind the raven haired man through a candle lit, subterranean tomb. Not only did the place reek of decomposing flesh, but she could swear that she felt the presence of malevolent spirits floating around them as they walked...though they seemed to avoid her, instead seemingly preferring to swarm around Cookies, if her feeling was right.

Unlike Dark Hotaru, Dark Cookies could actually see the spirits floating around him. He could see their half decomposed faces grinning like madmen, as their ethereal bodies, which were also nothing but rotted skin and bone, faded in and out of existence. But, what made the knowledge of their swarming worst was the fact that, unlike Hotaru, they knew why Cookies had come to such a forsaken place, and they knew that, should his plan fail, they would be allowed to torment his soul for all eternity.

However, none of this fazed the man as he continued to stride past the dank, and dreary gray and brown stone walls at his side. He was faintly aware that the spirits of malevolent children, perched within some of the recesses, were giggling excitedly in hopes that he would become their new play thing.

Sighing loudly, the burly man, though hesitant, forced himself to give Hotaru a few more details concerning his plan. "Well, if you must know, I'll either die and find my soul trapped here for all eternity with a group of spirits, whom like wise failed to attain the artifact because of their wretchedness, that will torment me until the end of time, or I will forsake my power as an Overlord in order to attain an artifact that will allow me to achieve my goals. It's like Guyin tried to explain to me once, but I'm just now understanding, Maximum Effect Minimum Effort. Instead of mindlessly dedicating myself to developing bigger and more flashy magical blasts and spells, I've decided on one item that will suit any and all situations and will require the smallest bit of effort on my part," Cookies explained as the pair exited the narrow passageway that emptied out into a grand tomb.

Stone pillars, aged and crumbling, were nonetheless magnificent in their grandeur, gold and red carpets, worn and frayed from time and age, still gleamed in the dim candle light of giant, diamond and gold chandelier that hung above the pairs heads glistening and twinkling like stars. And, at the very center of the room, before ancient occidental era statues of a man, a woman, and a child, was a stone slab etched with ancient symbols in every known language of the ancient times.

"Wait...why would you forsake your power as an Overlord for just one ability?" Dark Hotaru questioned, clearly confused, as she stopped and stared at the back of Dark Cookies' head questioningly. "I mean, I know people who have spent their entire lives trying to obtain such power, and yet you would give it up so freely?" the glaive wielding girl continued to inquire as Cookies sighed yet another tired sigh in response and abruptly stopped in his striding.

"Hotaru...this "ability"...even the Gods know not to take one with this ability too lightly even if they don't outright fear it. While I will be significantly weaker in terms of sheer power, I will also be stronger than I ever was while an Overlord. Besides, only a being like an Overlord or a God have any real chance of surviving this ritual. Though there have been cases of mortals inheriting this ability, it is incredibly rare," Cookies explained as he continued to stride forward again, Hotaru following after a moment of pondering on what the man said.

Once the pair arrived at the stone slab/altar Cookies laid himself out on it and folded his arms over his chest like a vampire while Hotaru stared down at him questioningly.

"Heh, don't look so hesitant. Just a few hours ago you were probably planning on killing me, right? Well, while you might not be able to actually kill me as you might have wished, I think this is a good consultation, don't you?" Cookies inquired with a smirk, and then laughed when Hotaru jerked back in surprise at having been found out. "Anyway, all you have to do is stab me with your glaive, right through the heart, and then Neophilis, Varaduke, and Randy will take care of the rest."

Hotaru, after recovering from her initial shock, simply nodded in response as she raised her glaive above her head and prepared to stab down. However, before she delivered the blow she whispered, "Gook luck, idiot."

And then the sound of metal tearing through flesh could be heard echoing throughout the chamber and through the catacombs.

The Gate Between the Netherworld and the Mortal Realm; Beyond Date; Beyond Time

'It's...warm...here."

"Ah, Ex-Overlord Cookies, I was wondering when you might arrive," came a faint and sultry feminine voice that immediately caused the man's eyes to snap open.

Cookies immediately panicked as his sigh was only greeted by a vast tye-dye of blue and red stratus clouds against a cold, black backdrop. In the distance he could see a faint twinkling of what appeared to be some kind of green light, but it seemed to be growing fainter by the second.

"Hm?" came the voice again, questioningly this time, before it giggled lightly, "Ah, I see, you're watching your magicka dwindle. Well that's the price you pay when you attempt to acquire such power."

"Indeed," came a deep, commanding, baritone voice that made Cookies faintly aware of the fact that, though he could sense them, he could no longer see spirits. "Although you almost didn't have enough energy to complete the ceremony, which is troubling since you should have had more than enough."

"Heh, I made a deal with the Devil, and he has some of it," Cookies rasped out weakly, smirking ever so slightly at the bitter memory of what Xergo Proxy Ultimate had told him.

"I see," came a childish voice with a light giggle. "Well, all that matters is that the ceremony has almost succeeded. You'll be blessed with the complete Book of Eibon once this ceremony is completed. However, we should point out that you will never, ever, be able to perform your Overlord magic again, so don't attempt to perform any spells that do not be accomplished without the book in combat. Though you probably already knew that."

Cookies simply nodded numbly in response as he felt the last wisps of magic power drain out from his body forever.

"Good...now then, let us finish. And may the Gods bless you."

Tin Planet-Howling Catacombs; September 14th; 12:00 A.M.

"Ugh."

"Ah, you're awake! Good, for a moment I was worried that I might have been in trouble for killing you."

"Hm," was Cookies only response as he numbly rubbed a sore spot on his chest, but did not open his eyes for a moment as his other hand ran over the rough texture of what appeared to be some kind of gnarled wood. Still feeling around, without opening his eyes, he noted that there seemed to be several sheets of rough, dried paper beneath the wood, and then another piece of wood underneath.

'The Book of Eibon! It's really mine!' Dark Cookies thought to himself with an evil smile as he used what remained of his strength, his body having gone numb during the course of the ceremony, to pull the book up from his side and onto his chest.

"Hm? Hey, are you going to be okay?" Hotaru inquired as she gently nudged him a bit.

"Yeah," Cookies rasped out, "I'll be just fine. Just...help me out of here, would you please? I feel like I've just been hit by a truck."

"Hm? Uh...okay, sure. But what's with that book?" the black-violet haired girl stated simply as she allowed Cookies to drape an arm over her shoulders and helped him to stand. After that, the pair slowly made their way out of the catacombs and toward the surface.

"Heh, this...this is my instrument of revenge," Cookies said as he clutched the Book of Eibon tightly to his chest

'Now, Guyin, there will be hell to pay for your day of reckoning has come at long last. You will pay for what you did to my little girl, of that you can be sure.'
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« Reply #106 on: July 02, 2009, 02:38:30 pm »

Knight Tower-Commander Center; September 14th; 9:03 A.M.

Guyin looked at the Supreme Loli clutching his cloak a bit oddly.  'Since when have people been more worried about Roy incurring more collateral damage than me?  She must be delirious from grief and mixing the two of them up somehow . . . maybe?'

Well, whatever.  Guyin shrugged his shoulders (momentarily lamenting that GDS decided to be perpetually underage) and nodded.

"Well, I guess I'm kinda fond of the universe, so seeing it not wiped out wouldn't be too bad.  Still, from what I remember of Faust, dick that he was, he wasn't a psychotic nihilist.  I guess I can wander over and ask him what he's up to."

With that, he vanished, yet again.

Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire Flagship (Bridge); September 14th; 9:15 A.M.

Faust, being the smart cookie he was, wasn't surprised at the unexpected appearance of an intruder on his bridge.  Rather, he sat calmly in his command chair, Rajahloli standing protectively by his side, as the cloaked figure looked around, whistling in appreciation.

"Nice ship you got here, Faust old buddy."  Guyin then waved absently.  "Hey, General Rajahloli.  How's the traitor thing working out so far."

Before either of them could reply, in a rather irritating manner, Guyin just began to ramble on again, looking around the bridge.  "Wow, and I mean wow.  That's some impressive spellwork going on.  I doubt GDS herself could lay a finger on you guys in here, and I'm no GDS . . .  Of course, that does beg the question . . .  Thanks to Traitor McCookies and his Love Mistress up there, it seems like you have everything you need: All the loli generals, an unassailable fortress and a ridiculously powerful overlord capable of more or less anything . . . sooooo . . . what exactly are you waiting on here?"

The cloaked figure turned to stare at his old school chum pointedly.  "Is there some reason you haven't already destroyed the universe and created it anew in Xerox Proximity Ultimatum's image yet?"
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Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire Flagship (Bridge); September 14th; 9:15 A.M.

"Hehehe, just as expected of you Guyin Cognito, walking into a trap by not reading the subtleties of one seemingly insignificant post that pertained more to Cookies than yourself," the Divine Commander stated with an eerily calm expression on his face as he motioned toward the circular device, referenced in one of Cookies posts seemingly knowing that Guyin's love of teleporting would be his down fall, that the cloaked man currently stood in. It only took mere nanoseconds for the device to activate, as a bulb like bubble almost instantly formed around the man entrapping him.

"Now, I wouldn't try teleporting or using any pesky artifacts or magic to break out of that bubble. We spent a fortune in order to ensure that the it was fully inescapable by any means other than by manual release from someone on the outside. In fact, the Mephistopheles Empire is currently in the whole 890 million intergalaxtic dollars  because of this little ditty," the aged man stated with a refined chuckle as he stood up from his chair and strode over to the bulb and gazed upon his old classmate and ex-friend with troubled eyes.

"Now, to answer your questions. You see, technically this ship isn't indestructible. The technicians simply said it was so that Master Xergo Proxy Ultimate wouldn't torture them in some of the most brutal ways imaginable as he had requested, and quite a bit of money, for his flagship to be made indestructible. Believe me, it took a lot of convincing for me to curtail my Master's efforts to invade every planet in the known universe once this flagship was completed, though I was payed under the table, so to speak, quite nicely for sparing the technicians' lives. However, that is not to say that this ship isn't one of the most powerful in the known galaxy, for it is, but, as I've just stated, it is far from invincible."

"Anyway, Cookies is far to irrational and unstable to be of any use other than to ensure that he's not working against us. We, or should I say my Master, would have preferred to bring you into our ranks, but after you turned down the Divine Commander position we didn't think that was viable option. Though, by obtaining a significant portion of Cookies' Overlord Magicka, Xergo Proxy Ultimate has increased is power 10x's, so I suppose Cookies' severed a twofold purpose," Faust whispered to Guyin just low enough for the man to hear it, but no one else present. Faust knew that Rajahloli was trying to listen in to what he was saying, but, with his knowledge, he knew how to speak just low enough to relate his clarification to Guyin without alerting her to anything.

"Further, we actually need the Necronomicon to unseal the power Grand Director Suzumiya stored within the Loli Generals, which is where you come in," Faust continued, this time raising his voice to casual speaking levels, as he smiled a malicious smile. "Now that we have you and the book, two of the greatest threats to our plans have been excised out of the equation. While we would have attempted to capture Roy, that would have led to Cookies' working against, not for, us which is where the other part of my plan comes in."

"You see, Cookies only betrayed the Clockwork Knights because a union with the Empire would allow him to exact his revenge against you for killing his poor, sweet, daughter Elane," the gray haired man said with an evil chuckle as he ran a hand over the bulb and lowered his voice once more.

"Hehehe, poor Elane, a victim of circumstance, and you...the poor poor unfortunate scapegoat that we needed to convince Cookies' to forsake the Knights and join us. Heh, it really is amazing what one can do with Adobe Photoshop, 'eh?" Faust inquired with a malicious smile as he stared into the void like darkness that was Guyin's hood.

"You see, while it was actually Miss Asakura who killed his poor daughter, we made him believe that it was, in fact, you who did so. After all, who would believe, after all the destruction and loss of life you've caused over your long, decorated career, that you would be above playing such a cruel, cruel "prank" on poor Cookies? After all, how were you to know that he had not yet had a chance to make clones of her, right?" the aged man stated as his brown furrowed and creased in a look of mock indignation as he wagged a finger in front of Guyin before smiling once more.

"Anyway, our time for conversation is over. Your torture will begin shortly and we shall retrieve the Necronomicon from you so that we may finally achieve our dream of a better world, where Grand Director Suzumiya no longer exists as a tyrant or at all, and where the natural progression of human evolution may continue," Faust stated as he waved good-bye to his old school chum and pressed a button near the bulb with his foot that caused it to sink down toward the torture chamber below.

"Hehehe, I do hope the fool doesn't actually try to escape. We aren't 950 million dollars in the hole for just one bulb, though he'll probably realize that the entire torture chamber is lined with the same substance being the ever aware fellow that he is," the Divine Commander muttered to himself as he took a seat in his chair once more and smiled a genuinely happy smile.

"So...after this...you'll keep your promise, right? You'll free us from the Grand Director and bring back Elane?" Rajahloli inquired after a second of silence, prompting Faust to loose a tired sigh.

"Yes, yes, Rajahloli, we will keep our word," the Divine Commander said, simultaneously massaging his temples, while thinking, 'Heh, brainless clown, of course we will free the two of you from the Grand Director, but that doesn't mean you'll actually be free. You will serve the Empire till your dying breath and, if possible, we'll resurrect you after life to serve as our zombie slaves. Besides, why would we waste energy reviving that worthless child? She'll remain dead and decomposing.'

"Oh...well...thank you I suppose," the brunette said with a small smile as she shuffled her feet a bit and stared down at the ground nervously.

"Hey, Grand Director, what where you whispering to Guyin?"

"If I wanted you to know do you think I would have whispered it?!" Faust snapped irritatedly as he shot a death glare at the shocked and stupefied loli.

"I-I-I'm sorry sir! I won't ask again!" Rajahloli declared, bowing deeply and reverently before running out of the bridge in tears.

"Tch, witless harlot."
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« Reply #108 on: July 02, 2009, 05:00:35 pm »

Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire Flagship (Torture Chamber); September 14th; 9:19 A.M.

The head Torturer smiled in wicked glee as his newest, most infamous guest was strapped securely to the table at the center of the specially prepared room.  This had been the dream of Torture masters for 'years'!  The idea of finally giving the most hated being in the galaxy, annoyance to mortal and god alike, Guyin Cognito, his long overdue comeuppance was a nearly giddy experience.  Certainly, he needed to get that cursed book, but all in good time.

"So, the infamous Guyin Cognito, helpless before me, Zorg the Unquenchable!  Truly Xergo has blessed me this day, granting me the opportunity to introduce you to the thousand pleasures I've specially prepared for just this eventuality."  He stared pointedly at the hooded figure. Guyin was notorious for his interruptions and bravado, had someone finally scared him enough to shut him up?  "Nothing to say, Guyin?  Has the cat stolen your tongue?  I certainly hope not, since I have several much nastier creatures that want that honor.  Or perhaps you're just putting up a brave front, hoping to impress me with your resolve?"

The secured figure made no reply, beginning to annoy the master torturer.  "Answer me, you swine!  I want to hear you beg before I make you howl with agony!"

Enraged, Zorg tore back the figure's enshrouding cloak -

To reveal a wooden log beneath!

"Oh, shit . . . I'm so getting blamed for this . . ."

Knight Tower-Commander Center; September 14th; 9:25 A.M.

The Grand Director gasped when she noticed that Guyin was suddenly sitting in his chair before the radar station, whistling cheerfully to himself.

"You're back!" she exclaimed, wide eyed, "Wait a sec.  You're back?  I figured something horrible would have happened to you, just waltzing into the enemies stronghold like that!  Even for you, that was an idiotic move!  What were you thinking?"

Guyin shrugged absently.  "Well, I gotta give Faust credit, this last plan of his was pretty clever.  Unfortunately, he made the unfortunate mistake of falling back on the cliche villain monologue.  The plan was nearly perfect, except he spent so much exposition time on his evil plot that he didn't realize that: A) Between the time he said 'trap' and actually engaged said trap, several extremely long seconds had passed.  B)  He forgot that I already demonstrated my mastery of the Substitution Jutsu."

The cloaked figure then pulled out a small handheld recorder and tossed it to the Grand Director.  "After I did the substitution, I just used a simple invisibility spell to hide from sight as he laid out his entire plan.  That should give you everything you need to figure out how to plan a counter attack.  From the sounds of it, since they don't have my book, apparently they can't go forward with their plan, so there shouldn't be much of a rush.  Still, if things are gonna get ugly, I suggest you call in Roy and his understudies, as I'm not really suited for the toe to toe fighting like he is."

Guyin then turned back to the radar station and changed the channel on the screen to the Disney Channel.

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« Reply #109 on: July 02, 2009, 05:58:27 pm »

Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire Flagship (Bridge); September 14th; 9:35 A.M.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S ESCAPED?!" Faust bellowed, his face cherry red and strained with several veins threatening to burst on his otherwise wrinkled face, as he glared at Zorg.

"I-I-I don't know how he did it, sir! Honest! One minute I was standing there threatening him with some of the most gruesome torture imaginable, and the next there was nothing there but a log!" Zorg explained as he held out his arms beseechingly. "Please, my lord, you must forgive me!"

"No...there shall be no forgiveness, Zorg, not for you, not for anyone," the Divine Commander stated in an emotionless tone of voice as he looked over the executioner with eyes that held not pity, not rage, but rather the cold promise of death. And it only took a second before the Executioner slumped to the ground in an unceremonious heap with a sizzling hole going through his skull.

"Guyin...THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!" the aged man bellowed as he motioned toward De Coste.

"De Coste, alert our sovereign. We will prepare to move tonight! This will be the final battle and we shall take no prisoners, and, if we should fail, make sure that we trigger the Loli Generals' energy. Though we may have needed to Necronomicon to actually harness the power and use it by our will, the situation has become dire, and I would rather see this universe destroyed then to see it fall back into the hands of Grand Director Suzumiya!" the irate man bellowed before applause filled the room.

"Bravo, bravo, Divine Commander. However, while your speech was all well and good, I should point out that I think it is not Miss Suzumiya that your are concerned with, but rather Guyin. Am I correct?" the voice of Xergo Proxy questioned as an unfamiliar figure stepped into the room.

"M-M-Master?!" Faust cried in shock as he took in his sovereign's newest, more complete form.

"Yes, it is I, Faust, your master and your sovereign," said the figure, who currently donned a suit of armour very similar to Garland's from Final Fantasy 1. The only real difference was the fact that his suit of armour was jet black with giant, bull like horns protruding out of the helmet, and his cape was blue red.  In his hands he also held two swords that anyone would have recognized. The Legendary Blades, Durendal and Tyrfing.

"I shall forgive your belligerence but this once, Faust. Know your place. I am the only capable of giving the order to attack, never forget that," the armoured man stated with a dark chuckle. "Though, I must say I agree. At this point attack is our only option. Fortunately I am more than ready to combat both my worthless twin and the Grand Director with the power I have attained from Cookies and from absorbing the dark souls that comprised the Lord of Terror, Baal. Now ensure that Guyin is incapable of teleporting back onto the ship, and, should he attempt to do so anyway, make sure our friend finds himself conveniently torn apart by a black hole. I do not wish to trifle with that traitor any longer."

"This shall be a glorious day gentlemen, for today we shall prove our might to the universe and restore balance to all!" Xergo Proxy Ultimate declared as he thrusted a Durendal forward toward the vastness of space and, more importantly, Tin Planet. "Long ago I was nothing more than annoyance to the Grand Director and even my pitiful twin, but now...now I am a God and I shall right the wrongs of those who have betrayed the cycle! WE STRIKE AT THE DAWN OF THE NEW DAY! WE CANNOT LOSE!"

A cheer roared from the bridge and all of those on the ship at those words, and then...The Mephistopheles Armada prepared for it's final battle.

Meanwhile...

Knight Tower-Commander Center; September 14th; 9:26 A.M.

"Do you mean to tell me that you were able to turn invisible, but that you didn't take that time to rescue the Loli Generals?!" GDS bellowed at the top of her lungs as she contemplated whether or not to simply reconstruct the universe and erase Guyin from existence. Really, he had the perfect opportunity to turn the tide of the battle in their favor and he let it go!

However, the information he had acquired was quite valuable as now Grand Director Suzumiya knew that Xergo Proxy Ultimate and his Armada had no option left but to attack. However, if the information on the cassette was correct, then Xergo Proxy Ultimate was now both her equal as well as Master Xero's.

"ALRIGHT MEN! MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS! I DON'T KNOW WHEN HE'S GOING TO ATTACK, BUT WE'D DAMN WELL BETTER BE PREPARED FOR WHEN HE DOES!" Haruhi bellowed as she motioned for people to get to work. "JUST BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE THE NECRONOMICON DOESN'T MEAN THAT HE CAN'T UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE LOLI GENERALS AND DESTROY THE UNIVERSE! IT JUST MEANS THAT NO ONE CAN RECREATE IT!"
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« Reply #110 on: July 02, 2009, 06:14:33 pm »

In the location mentioned two posts above, Roy Doll was sitting up in his lawn chair, looking up at a display of Suzumiya.

"You want me to go toe-to-toe with hundreds of thousands of millions of trillions of perhaps a centillion baddies, ending with a magnificent flourish of a final battle with the most powerful of them in a grandiose display of ultimate power that bends the realm of believability?" Roy crossed his arms and looked away. "No."

The visual display of Grand Director Suzumiya gawked at him.

"W-wh-whw-wwhaaat? What do you mean, no?!"

Roy Doll turned to look at her.

"I said, no." Even the groans of pain from the ground stopped, leaving the limitless expanse of a room silent.

"But... but if you don't... then who will to stop these terrors from spreading across the universe and ending my rule!?"

"It is a mystery." He said with a shrug. "Maybe Guyin or something. He seems to like being in the spotlight. Perhaps we should let him stay there more often."

"You... you!" She pulled back and glared at him. "I'll never forgive you for this!" The girl-woman cried out before disengaging the view screen.

A moment of silence later, Roy looked down at his newest students.

"Get up, kids."

Ranma and Akane blinked before slowly crawling to their feet.

"H-hey... you've disengaged the gravity? How did you do that from right there?"

"I didn't. She just turned the place off in a fit of rage is all." He said before holding up a hand. "Normally, we might be trapped forever, but I happen to know alternate ways of getting out of here than using the door." He reached into his shirt pocket and pulled out a giant loud speaker. Both teens stared in confusion at the device as he then pulled out a complete stereo system.

"What... what are you planning to do with that?" The two asked, looking at him.

He blinked and glanced over at them.

"Isn't it obvious?" He asked as he pulled out a CD marked 'Majin Buu'.

Knight Tower-Time Chamber Hall; September 14th; 9:25 A.M.

At the end of a rather plain looking hall were a pair of grandiose doors, elegantly shaped with wings and other divine shapes adorning not only the doors themselves, but the archway they stood under.

A round portal opened just outside of the door and Roy Doll stepped out with both teens under an arm. The portal quickly shut behind him and he set them both down on the ground. The teens groaned anew as their ears bled.

"That was fun," Roy Doll said. "Now come on children, we've got to get out of here before Suzumiya suspects we've escaped. Considering she's rather confident in her powers, that should be a while, but it never hurts to be prompt.
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« Reply #111 on: July 02, 2009, 06:33:38 pm »

Knight Tower-Commander Center; September 14th; 9:27 A.M.

"Damn it! He's so fickle!" Grand Director Suzumiya snapped bitterly as she spun around on her feet to face Guyin.

"Alright, Guyin, if you help us I swear that my sister and I will literally suck your dick right now. We'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Come on, bring it over here right now!" 
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Knight Tower-Commander Center; September 14th; 9:26 A.M.

Guyin looked up from watching the Disney Channel just long enough to see the Grand Director's conversation with Roy, then shrugged and went back to watching his shows.

"Heh, Roy complaining about being outdone by someone else, only to chicken out when he actually has the chance to do something to change that?  . . . Pretty classic, actually."

Well, on the bright side, it looked like everything was going to be done soon, one way or the other and it didn't seem like there was too much he could do to stop it . . . so why worry about it?  After all, Kim Possible was on, and he didn't want to miss the last episode the universe would ever see.

As an after thought, he looked in his cloak and checked the magical weapon collection mentioned a number of pages earlier . . . yep, Durendel was still there.  He felt bad for anyone else that had one, what with all those forgeries floating around.

It was about then that he registered just what it was that the GDS had just said to him while he was distracted.

He proceeded to stare directly at the loli.

"Grand Director, if you promise to never, EVER attempt to buy my help with the offer of sexual favors while you are currently in the body of a fourteen year old girl, and I swear I'll do everything in my power to make sure that whatever it is that you were just talking about either does or doesn't come to pass, whatever the hell you want."

 
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« Reply #113 on: July 02, 2009, 08:22:54 pm »

Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire Flagship (Bridge); September 14th; 9:40 A.M.

"Here, take this, that Durendel is a fake," Dark Cookies stated simply as he abruptly appeared beside Xergo Proxy Ultimate and yanked the false Durendel out of his hands before replacing it with the true Kusanagi. "Besides, Durendel has nothing on this blade," the raven haired man stated as he took a seat in a nearby hovering chair and turned his gaze toward Faust.

"Hey there, Commander, what's the sitch? Anyone need killing?" Dark Cookies inquired with a slight smile underneath his mask as Faust shot him a dirty look.

"Well, we could have used your assistance earlier when Guyin teleported onto our ship, if that's what you mean," the withered old man stated with a slight snarl as Cookies simply shrugged in response.

"Dude, I seriously wouldn't worry about that guy anymore. I have a few toys that will more than even the odds," Cookies said disinterestedly as he scanned the room a new. "By the way, have either of you seen Rajah? I'm sure she's been looking for me for awhile."

"As I recall I believe she was headed toward her chambers when she passed me in the corridor," Xergo Proxy Ultimate stated as he looked over his new, very shiny sword which looked as though it had been picked out of time at its prime. 'Amazing! So this is the Kusanagi? Heh, while I would have obtained it years ago if it wasn't for that meddling fool Special Agent Jupiah, I suppose Cookies has once again proven his usefulness. Indeed, it will be a pity to have to regulate him to such a lowly position as personal bodyguard when I become the ruler of the universe, but at least he won't be erased from history like Faust,' the armoured man thought to himself with a dark chuckle.

"Ah, I see. Well then gentlemen, I bid you adieu. Call me when it's time for me to get my revenge," Cookies said as he pushed himself out of his chair with a grunt and strode out of the bridge.

Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire Flagship (The Corridor just outside the Bridge); September 14th; 9:42 A.M.

"So, are you going to absorb her power?" Dark Hotaru questioned with a visibly evil smirk on her face as Cookies strode out of the Bridge.

"Indeed," Dark Cookies responded in a cold, emotionless tone as he turned to face the violet-black haired girl. "Though it won't be I who obtains her power, but rather you, my love."

Dark Hotaru chuckled mirthlessly at that. "I remember now, you gave up your ability to inherit God like power for yourself in order to obtain the Book of Eibon, so now I must act as the vessel?" she inquired with a slight smile as Dark Cookies simply nodded in response.

"Indeed. If I were to personally try to obtain the energy the book would end up absorbing it, and that would be bad...very bad. No, a vessel, or a body, is much more difficult to arrest," Dark Cookies explained as the pair began to stride down the hall toward Rajahloli's chambers.

"You know...when you first told me about your plan, I thought I was going to be the one that you ended up killing or allowing to die, like Gabriella. However, I must admit that your plan was brilliant since it would not be easy to kill Rajahloli if you tried to combat her outright, so making her think she had a chance of being with you, however foolish that belief may have been, was a work of sheer genius," Hotaru continued as she laced her arm through Cookies nuzzled into his shoulder adoringly.

"Heh, well I did have a little help when I was younger. I can't believe I forgot about the future, well present, me appearing in the past in order to inform me about all the events that would transpire, and that I should befriend "Shelly". I must say, Eibon must have been one hell of a sorcerer during his time, for his spells and techniques are brilliant," Cookies stated as they drew closer to the loli's room.

"Hm," Hotaru hummed in agreement as the pair stopped before the door to Rajahloli's room. "But...if you already know that Guyin wasn't the one to kill your little girl...then why do you continue to fight for Xergo Proxy Ultimate?" the lithe girl inquired not bothering to look up at the man beside her as a pained expression formed on her face.

"Isn't it obvious? I want to free us. That was the whole point of my life up until this point. When it comes to the final battle I will make sure that both he and the Grand Director will fall so that we, and everyone else, can be truly free. I can only hope that Guyin and Roy Doll will agree to help me, or I might just be forced to combat them after all," Cookies explained as he grabbed Hotaru's hand and squeezed it reassuringly.

"Anyway, lets get this over with. It's time for this tale to come to an end," Cookies stated resolutely as Hotaru nodded and grunted in agreement.

Cracking open the Book of Eibon, Cookies selected the perfect spell for the occasion and whispered in an ancient tongue, "&((^%$#@%()*&^$##!#^&*))%%$"

"Uh...Cookies, darling, what the fuck was that?" Hotaru deadpanned, her face completely blank.

"Don't ask," the raven haired man stated simply. "Now then, it's time to put these Death Eyes to use."

After that there was but one happy greeting, then one short lived cry of agony...

Knight Tower-Commander Center; September 14th; 9:28 A.M.

Grand Director Suzumiya simply stared at Guyin for a moment, not knowing whether or not to be insulted or grateful. She ended up settling on being indifferent.

"Fine, whatever, it's a promise. Now come help us out already," she said as she took a seat in the command chair and began to massage her temples while loosing a tired, world weary sigh.
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« Reply #114 on: July 02, 2009, 08:33:14 pm »

Knight Tower-Commander Center; September 14th; 9:29 A.M.

Before responding, Guyin held up a finger, then checked his cloak again . . . Yup, the Kusunagi was still there too, just like he'd mentioned all those posts ago.  Must have been a lot of counterfeit ancient blades going around.

"Well, I don't really know what you want me to do, seeing as I usually do my best work on my own, but lets go then.  I'm sure something interesting is bound to happen one way or the other."
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« Reply #115 on: July 02, 2009, 09:12:00 pm »

New Tin City; Regular old Condo; 9:30 P.M.

Roy Doll leaned against a wall in the tastefully decorated condominium as his newest students looked around the room they were in. It was sparse, with only one couch, a TV, an old, dusty grandfather clock in the corner, and a couple of windows that showed the traffic full of flying cars outside, yet stopped any of the sounds from reaching them. On each corner of the room, though was a paper with some kind of symbol on it.

Finally, after a moment of waiting, the two of them looked over at him.

“So, um, we’re not really planning to just let those terrible terrible people conquer the universe, are we?”

“Oh no, not in the least,” Roy Doll said.

“Then… what… are we doing?”

“We’re just slipping under the radar is all,” Roy Doll said. “It’s easier to do things like this without anyone paying attention to you. Right now, all of the Clockwork knights and their part time associates believe I’m just brooding and gonna pull out of this little mess. A few of them may suspect, but honestly, it doesn’t matter. And of course, since Cookies and whoever he works for now, probably Xergo Proxy Ultimate, believe I’m incapable of anything subtle, they’re more likely to believe that I’m just brooding and pulling out as well. No one is going to bother to look for us here, either, since it’s not my ‘style’ to be in such a low profile place.”

He then gestured towards the seals on the walls and the TV.

"Just in case, though, I've got some scrying protection seals handed to me from a friend of mine by the name of Verthandi, and that nice little TV is actually a scrambling field generator, given to me by a friend named Washuu-chan, and anyone who attempts to listen in on us via technological means will just get an artificial conversation constructed with our voice patterns."

“Okay…” Ranma just frowned and looked over at him. “So? What now? What are we going to do?”

“Oh, just give him a couple of moments,” Doll said.

“Give who a couple of minutes?” Akane demanded...

...just before there was a knock at the door.

“Him,” Doll said, pulling a remote from his pocket and pressing one of the buttons. The door slid open, revealing none other than Marty McFly. The time traveler waltzed into the room holding up a rather large Tome and a small receipt. “McFly, how goes things?” The black man said amiably. “Run into the ‘Doc lately?”

“Oh, he’s enjoying himself in the Renaissance Era right now,” Marty said, walking over to Doll and handing him the Tome. “Like you said, I didn’t open it even once.”

“Oh yes, right. Good, it would have been unfortunate if your mind was torn apart by the Hand of Thanatos I sealed inside it to prevent thievery,” He said. “Little good that it did me… Still, after so long, I finally have it again.” Roy Doll looked the massive book over and nodded with a smile; it was beyond a shadow of a doubt the one he’d written all of those years ago, which had been sold to the time traveller, as evidenced by the taint of cronotons in the merchant's stall. After making a single hand gesture, his hand glowed, as did the book, with a malevolent purplish-black energy, which then dissipated, and he opened it to the first page and sighed in nostalgia as a surge of memories came back to him.

“I remember this… Morgaine taught me this one against The Merlin’s wishes…” He sighed. “Too bad she was my sister and all. Still, we did enjoy at least one night together,” He said with a fond smile. Marty and the two teens present blinked at his statement. “She was really good at Twister,” He said fondly, and they all relaxed. “Really good… she ended up teaching me some things I didn’t know were in the rules…” Roy Doll looked over at Marty. “So how was Tintagel that time of the millennium? The weather was absolutely gorgeous if my memory serves,”

“Wet and foggy,” Marty said with a shrug. “Well, I kinda gotta go get the kids over in the twenty-two hundreds. They’re stuck somewhere up there with that Sherlock Holmes guy.”

“No kidding? Well then, I’ll hurry this up.” Roy took an identical tome out of his coat pocket and opened it. The pages on it were blank, and he nodded to himself. The black man reached into a pocket, pulled out a folded piece of paper and unfolded it, revealing an amalgam of magical symbols, shapes, and runes all arranged in a familiar shape. He placed the piece of paper onto the filled in tome and made several gestures with his hand, and the seal on the paper began to glow.

With that, he took the paper over the identical, yet blank tome, and made the same gestures in reverse motion. As if by magic, the writings on the first book began to appear in the second book.

“Okay, good, good,” Roy Doll said, before closing the first one and returning it to Marty. “As long as you have the receipt, it should be fine. By the time I got back to the guy, he’d said he’d already sold it to a time traveler, and the guy he mentioned didn’t fit your description,” Roy said.

“Okay then. So we’re even now?” Marty asked.

“Squared off, I think,” Roy said. “Oh, by the by, won’t you stop by my Casino on Angel Island if you get a chance?” Roy Doll asked.

“Sure thing,” Marty said as he walked out of the Condo with a wave. The door shut behind him and Roy turned to look over his copy of the Necronomicon.

“Now then, time to get to work…” He said.

Ranma and Akane just looked over at him.

“Are you going to have us do anything at all?” Ranma asked.

“Huh?” Roy Doll blinked and looked at them. “Of course! You guys have a very important part in the next part, so take care and listen to my instructions carefully. This is gonna sound crazy, and stupid, and like it could never work, but all we have to do is this...”

---

Ranma and Akane stared back at him, incredulous awe on their faces.

"You're stupid! And crazy! That'll never work!" Akane said.

"Just trust me on this one, okay guys?" He said. "It'll go smoothly."

"What if it doesn't?" Ranma demanded.

"Well then, oh well, I was gettin' pretty tired of this universe anyway," He said with a shrug. "Now, are you with me, or what?"

The two teens looked at each other for a moment and shook their heads.

"You know, you just suddenly appeared, helping us fight monster aliens, then you took us on an idiotic training journey just to sate your boredom, and now you want us to go with you on this life or death mission to save the universe?"

Roy Doll just nodded pleasantly and the two sighed.

"Sure, why not." Akane said, looking at Ranma.

"Good, good. You two wouldn't happen to know Kasumi's cellphone number would you? I kind of need her to distract the armies of ultimate evil while we're busy."

"Oh, sure..." Akane reached into a pocket and opened a cellphone. Just as she started dialing, Roy cleared his throat and pointed at the TV. "Oh right..." With that, she walked to the door and made her way out of the condo.
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« Reply #116 on: July 02, 2009, 09:42:58 pm »

Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire Flagship (Bridge); September 15th; 12:00 A.M.

"Alright, my soldiers, we march!" Xergo Proxy Ultimate declared as his giant armada, which was comprised of over 60 powerful battleships hurtled toward Tin Planet in a brilliant show of blue and gold flame.

"Today it ends!" the armoured man declared with a triumphant laugh.

Meanwhile...

New Tin City; Regular old Condo; 9:36 P.M.

"Yo'! Roy Doll, long time no see!" Cookies greeted cheerily as he and Hotaru abruptly appeared in the condo is a brilliant flash of violet-red light.

Cookies attire had changed from his snazzy suit into a set of long cerulean, gold, and black robes and he had the hood drawn up so that only his gold and black Bosatsu mask.

"Hey, old buddy, you don't mind if I borrow the Book of Eibon for a little while, do you? I know you wrote it and all, but I just had to give up most of my Overlord power for it," the robed man inquired with a hint of hopefulness lacing his tone while Hotaru stepped forward and bowed reverently.

"Hello, Roy-san, it is a pleasure to finally meet the man who created the original universe," the violet eyed girl stated timidly as she rose to regard the black man with a warm smile. "Cookies has told me so much about you. You really sound like a great guy," the lithe girl, who was currently donning her usual Sailor Senshi fuku stated as she turned to regard the other pair in the room as well.

"Ah, Ranma-san, Akane-san, it's good to see you again. I haven't seen either of you since the last sordid crossover fan fiction we were featured in," Hotaru greeted as Cookies stepped forward to address Roy Doll once more.

"Also, old buddy, I'm kinda interested in knowing whether or not you want to help me out with a little plan I had. Oh, and you might want to update your protection field, it's a little weak on the left side," Cookies added before he was rudely interrupted by a familiar voice.

"Uh, Cookies, we have a little problem," Randy said in a sheepish voice, though Cookies was more surprised at the fact that the spiritual being managed to leave the catacombs.

"RANDY?! What are you doing here?!" Cookies gasped in surprise as the ethereal being chuckled a sheepish chuckle in response.

"Well...as it turns out...I've come to return your power to you...or, well, something like that," Randy said in low tone as he braced himself for Cookies' ballistic episode. However, it never came.

Sighing tiredly Cookies muttered, "Let me guess...someone gave you a fake Book of Eibon?"

"Uh...yeah."

"I should have known as much. Well, whatever, just give me back my power then," Cookies said as he eyes began to twitch a bit. 'Damn it, I wonder what spell that was that I casted then,' he thought to himself with a slight frown as he forced his eyes to stop jumping like Mexican jumping beans.

"'Er, right...well I should warn you that you still can't use Overlord level magic because, well, you've been banned from the Overlord Intergalatic Society, but we have made it so that you can use the next best thing," Randy stated.

'Great, this just keeps getting better and better,' Cookies thought to himself with a tired sigh as he started to massage his temples.

"Right, so now you'll just be a Fallen Angel. That's okay, right?" Randy's disembodied voice inquired hopefully. "You won't be able to use your power all at once like you once did, since you'll have certain restrictions placed on you, but you will know both good and evil spells and have knowledge of Heaven's Tomes, so I think it's a fair exchange."

"Fine, fine, just give me my damn power back already," Cookies said irritably as Randy did just that.

Cookies' body suddenly began glowing an eerie white and then red and then black as he was wrapped up in a swirling vortex of power for all but a moment when the vortex suddenly imploded in on him leaving him, once again, donning a new set of clothing.

This time his attire consisted of a suit of blood red, white, and gold armour, a blood red, gold, and black cape, and his face had been altered to look somewhat androgynous, though incredibly cute (just like the angels from Disgaea!). Further, his eyes had changed from their usual green colour to a rich, vibrant red and his short hair had adopted a lighter, grayer tinge while a pair of tiny, red, demon like wings sprouted out of his back and through his armour.

"Hm, as far as transformations go, this isn't half bad considering," the fallen angel critiqued with a small smile.

"Heh, so that means all is forgiven, right?" Randy inquired hopefully.

"Not by long shot, dip shit, but I don't have time to tear you a new one," Fallen Cookies stated coldly as he shot the ethereal being a death glare.

"Anyway, Roy Doll, back to what we were discussing."
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« Reply #117 on: July 02, 2009, 10:52:08 pm »

New Tin City; Regular old Condo; 9:35 P.M.

Roy Doll looked over the three Perfect Fonon Replicas of himself, Ranma, and Akane with a smile. Unlike clones, magical copies, duplications, magical illusions, or any such trickery, the Replicas technique developed by Jade Curtiss was a way to produce an absolute copy, with a set expiration date, and a matching magical signature and everything. There was, quite literally, even for the most powerful of overlords, the most precise of magicks, and the most thorough of technologies, no way to tell the difference between a replica and the real thing.

After all, you couldn't just go calling 'any' old half-assed copy a 'perfect' replica, now could you?

The only thing that they lacked by default were memories, and those were easily artificially implanted.

"There, this should be the last decoy condo..." Then he blinked and snapped his fingers. "Oh, I knew I was forgetting something!" He said, before pulling out a dart and letting it fly at the magical seal on the left side of the room. "There, he should be able to get in now." With that, the black man walked out of the room and the door shut behind him.

New Tin City; Regular old Condo; 9:38 P.M.

The Roy Doll replica smiled and shrugged, now that Cookies' attention was on him.

"Well, I'm not sure what you're talking about with me writing the Book of Eibon or the creator of the original universe, or whatever, but I did hear that the author of that book is going to be selling them at a book signing, for the cheap, cheap price of only three hundred souls and twenty five trillion intergalactic space credits apiece," The tuxedoed black man said. He frowned. "I think he said something about not selling enough copies these past nine hundred years, so he's trying to jump start his franchise with some publicity."

The Forsaken Dunes outside of Tin City; September 14th; 11:56 P.M.

Above the sea of rotting corpses, a heavily cloaked figure sat beneath an ornate desk atop a floating platform. A long line of people were gathered before him. A pasty, pale skinned girl with a purple cloak stood before the desk as the man signed the inside front cover of her copy of the tome. As he signed the name 'Abdul "Nebilim" Alhazred', two demonesses stood by his side, one holding a large sack from which the moans of the damned could be heard and one holding what looked like a credit card reader.

The heavily cloaked figure handed the tome back to the pasty girl, and she hugged it to herself before floating off and away, surrounded by black tendrils of energy.

"Next!" Announced the demoness holding the large sack.

Before the Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire's Armada; September 15th; 12:00 A.M.

Roy Doll floated in space before the armada with only a small barrier around him to block out the void of space, wearing once again, his trademark bathrobes and

"Well then, I guess it's time we get this show on the road," He said with a dramatic narrowing of his eyes as the armada approached and he unsheathed his sword and pumped up his aura to catch their attention.


Clockwork Knights Dimensional Galactic Secret Base; September 15th; 12:00 A.M.

Two silhouetted shapes walked through aisles and aisles of of identical machines with round glass doors, the corridor they were in lit only by the dim blue glow of the liquid contained in each machine. The two silhouettes inspected several of the glass doors.

"Looks like these are the ones," A voice that sounded particularly like Akane's said.

"Well, here goes nothing," a voice that sounded particularly like Ranma's said.

The two figures draped in darkness reached over and opened the glass door to one of them, and blue liquid splashed out, spilling down into the floor, which was made up of metal grating, allowing the liquid to be drained between each slit of metal. The two figures peered into the capsule and one of them made a disgusted noise.

"Gross," was all the figure that sounded like Ranma could say.

"Hey, she's naked! Stop looking, you pervert!"

"I don't wanna look," The first silhouette said before turning away. "Here, I'll let you handle the rest of these."

"Fine," The second one said as it got to work.


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« Reply #118 on: July 04, 2009, 12:49:52 am »

New Tin City; Regular old Condo; 9:39 P.M.

Just as Roy Doll finished his sentence a beam of raw energy collided with his chest faster than anyone could react and obliterated him, leaving only chunky pieces of smoldering flesh in its wake. "Oh, give me a break already," came the sound of an unfamiliar voice from behind Cookies and Hotaru.

Cookies and Hotaru simply gaped in shock and despair for a moment before the burly fallen angel whipped around, snarling and practically frothing at the mouth.

"I don't know who the hell you are, but you're going to pay for that 10 times over!" he hissed as his eyes began to glow and his muscles began to flex uncontrollably.

"Oh stuff it, Cookies, you're not scaring anyone, especially not me. I've been on the wrong side of death threats before, and I've heard a lot better," replied a sharply dressed brunette, whose attire consisted of a stylish, seemingly helmentless, black and gold suit of form fitting battle armour, Mjolnir XX edition, that Cookies remembered almost instantly.

"Y-Y-You! You're that girl from almost three days ago!" Cookies exclaimed, his eyes wide, as he pointed an accusatory finger at the young woman, who smiled a Cheshire smile in response.

"Heh, that's right. I'm so glad that you were able to remember my face, though I don't believe I've properly introduced myself just yet," the young woman, who sported a stylish pageboy cut, said as she lowered her smoking left palm and extended her right, gloved, hand.

"Nabiki Tendo, the girl who is soon to be the ruler of the entire universe. A pleasure, I'm sure," the middle Tendo daughter stated with a devious smirk as Cookies hesitantly reached out and shook her hand.

"Cookies! What are you doing?! She just killed your friend!" Hotaru exclaimed in shock as Nabiki waved off her concern.

"Don't worry, that Roy Doll was nothing more than a replica, and I'm sure, on some level, Cookies already realized it when he examined that pair over there," Nabiki said with a smirk while motioning toward the gaping Akane and Ranma replicas behind her. "By the way, you two are no longer need either," the brunette stated flippantly as, without looking behind herself, she aimed her palm at the pair and fired dual beams of energy that traveled the path in less than a nanosecond and obliterated the Akane and Ranma replicas in much the same way they had obliterated the Roy Doll replica.

"Tch, really? We were expected to believe that those two were the real Akane and Ranma?” Nabiki muttered to herself in disgust as she shook her head and sighed tiredly.

Hotaru found that she had to chuckle sheepishly as she almost immediately picked up on what Nabiki meant.

“Heh, you’re right. Though I should have realized it as soon as we arrived, I did notice that Ranma and Akane weren’t acting…well, like Ranma and Akane. I mean, 30 seconds went by a Ranma didn’t, one, say anything thoughtless or insensitive, two, Akane wasn’t constantly trying to prove herself, three, Ranma wasn’t constantly interrupting and trying to out do everyone present, four-”

“Okay, okay, I think we get the point,” Cookies said with a good natured chuckle as he clamped a hand over Hotaru’s mouth and shook his head.  “I’m not sure what either one of you are talking about, but I did notice that Roy Doll seemed unusually calm and reserved, I guess I just thought he might have been maturing a bit,” the burly fallen angel said with a slight shrug of his shoulders.

“Anyway, Miss. Nabiki, what are you doing here?  And why are you wearing clothing with the Mephistopheles Empire emblem on it?” the grey-black haired being inquired as he cocked an eyebrow in confusion.

“Heh,” Nabiki began with a smirk and chuckling slightly to herself as she took a seat on a nearby sofa and placed one leg on top of the other adopting a rather sensuous pose.  Checking the shield levels of her suit, she simply shook her head and continued to chuckle for a moment before ultimately taking a deep breath and looking Cookies dead in his eyes with an expression of absolute seriousness.

“Well, Cookies, if you must know, I’ve been a General in the Empire for, oh, two days now?” Nabiki began, earning a gasp from Hotaru and Cookies to which she rolled her eyes, before continuing.

“You see, when I first arrived in New Tin City I had absolutely no idea what was going on, and I was thoroughly pissed, as you know, due to the fact that our rental car was insured for random meteor destruction,” the brunette stated as Cookies nodded.  “So, of course, I wanted to know, one, what the hell was going on, and, two, who to blame in order to get the rental car repaired.”

“That seems logical,” Cookies said with another nod.

“So, after doing a little digging, I discovered that there was a group, the one you used to work for in fact, known as the Clockwork Knights that seemed to be, at the moment, dedicated to defeating some guy named Xergo Proxy Ultimate.  Unfortunately, several of the Knight’s members had a bad habit of inviting trouble upon themselves and others, which ultimate led to wanton destruction and mayhem seemingly for no other reason than pure, undiluted, shits and giggles.  This also applies to your friend, Guyin Cognito, just in case you were wondering,”

“Anyway, while this was all well and good, since no one in their right mind would actually complain to a group of individuals who could wipe them off the face of the planet in the blink of an eye, I still had to get the car fixed, so I called the number outlined for reporting about your performance.  Of course I had to work my way through the chain of command, but that was rather easy since I had a few connections and some blackmail that enabled me to get to the head of the organization, Grand Director Suzumiya.”

“While I initially called to report that I wanted someone in the organization to pay up things didn’t go quite as planned, and that little 14 year old bimbo hung up on me before she actually addressed my issue.  Now, of course, at that point I was livid, but Nabiki Tendo is never one to simply get mad…no no no, I get even,” the brunette stated in a cold, calculating tone that made Cookies’ and Hotaru’s blood run cold in their veins as they audibly gulped and nodded in response.

“So, after that I managed to get in contact with Divine Commander Faust and convinced him to hire me on as-”

“WAIT! WAIT! WAIT A MINUTE! You mean to tell me that YOU got in contact with the Divine Commander?” Cookies questioned incredulously as Nabiki shot him a dark glare and shook her head in disgust.

“It’s called Google, Suzumiya Edition™, dumbass.  You might want to try using it sometime, it’s really quite useful,” Nabiki deadpanned as Cookies immediately shut up and nodded sheepishly in response.  “Besides, they posted several flyers throughout Tin Planet saying that they needed new recruits.  However, none of this is important. What is important is the fact that I was able to pass their silly little “entrance exam” with flying colors, which made me an instant Dark General,” Nabiki continued before Hotaru raised her hand.

“Yes?” Nabiki drawled in an irritated tone as she began to tap her foot against the ground.

“Um…what entrance exam?  I’ve never heard of anyone taking an entrance exam,” Hotaru questioned as Nabiki rolled her eyes and face-palmed herself.

“Of course you wouldn’t, it’s supposed to be a extremely confidential to the point where only Faust and Xergo Proxy know about it,” the brunette stated before adding, “Though that might explain why there was only one question, and why that question was, “Who is Master Xergo Proxy Ultimate’s favorite actress?” And of course anyone who ever looked up his profile on Wikipedia would have known that it’s Sara Jessica Parker.”

Hotaru and Cookies could only look between one another with expressions that read, loud and clear, ‘WTF?!’

“Anyway, so after that I managed to work my way into their good graces when you two weren’t around, which was actually rather easy since Cookies totally screwed himself over with that whole Dragon Overlord debacle.  After that…you know what, blah, blah, blah. The skinny is this, one, I have the other half of your power Cookies.”

“WHAT?!!!!!!!”

“Tch, Xergo Proxy Ultimate, the idiot that he is, had me write up the contract that you signed. Do you honestly think that I was going to put his name down instead of my own?  I mean, we’re talking virtual God power here.”

“Oh…well I suppose that makes sense,” Cookies muttered to himself with a slight frown.

“Anyway, two, while everyone is busy going off to fight some grand old battle against our friend Xergo, we’re going to take over the Knight Tower with help of the other four members of the Wicked Six, and from there were going to use the Knight Tower’s Suzumiya Power Amplifier to amplify Mikuru’s Mikuru Beam by 100x’s which should ultimately wipe out both Armadas.  After that, we use our combined powers to intercede and defeat both Xergo Proxy Ultimate and the Grand Director, along with anyone else who tries to get in our way.”

“Of course I’m omitting a few big details that tie into my plan, but you get the big picture. Besides, you never know when that joker Guyin is going to pop up and pull something totally absurd, so you always have to be prepared for that and I really don’t want to take a chance on Roy Doll’s little voice scrambler thing not working,” Nabiki finished and then added, “Any questions?”

Cookies was the first to raise his hand.

“Yes Cookies?”

“Uh, Miss. Nabiki, what made you want to become ruler of the universe?  I’m sorry if that’s a stupid question, but I’m just kinda confused.  I thought you wanted to get back at the Grand Director for not paying for damages to your car.”

“Aw, Cookies!” Nabiki said in motherly tone as she adopted a bleeding heart pose and folded her hands over her chest with wide, sympathetic eyes. “Of course that was a stupid question, but I guess I’ll answer it anyway,” Nabiki said as she adopted her usual calculating demeanor once more.

“The fact of the matter is, why settle for simply getting back at the Grand Director when I can go sooo much further and do sooo much better?  After all, once we defeat those two we’ll be able to focus on finding an alternative method for unlocking the power stored within the Loli Generals, whom, I should mention, are currently in our possession, though I can’t say where.  Just know they’re in a place that even the Grand Director can’t breach and won’t even to think to look.”

“Wait, does that mean that you’ve stolen the Loli Generals from Xergo Proxy?!” Hotaru gasped in surprise.

“I’ll never tell,” Nabiki said in a sing song voice with a devious smile on her face before Cookies raised his hand again.

“Alright, last question.  What makes you think Guyin or Roy Doll, though the latter is highly unlikely to pull anything like this, won’t try to outsmart you and claim the power for themselves or something?” Cookies inquired with a slight frown on his face.

Nabiki simply shook her head and chuckled darkly in response to Cookies question before stating, in dark, malevolent voice, “Oh, believe me, I’ve got a little something saved up for Guyin, Roy Doll, and all those little understudies that might survive the final battle.”

“Now then, enough Q & A, let’s move.”

With that said, Nabiki strolled over to the pair, placed a hand on their shoulders, and in an instant they teleported out of the now empty regular condo.

The Suzumiya God Cruiser-Grand Director Suzumiya’s Flagship; September 15th; 12:00 A.M.


“Alright, men, we know our enemy is powerful, but just remember…you’ve got God on your side!” Haruhi bellowed with a victorious smirk on her face as sat in her hovering commander chair with Kyon, Yuki, and Itsuki flanking her.  All of them were donning similar uniforms consisting of military officer jackets, slacks, and a pair of stylish, black leather boots.  However, Kyon’s was blue, Haruhi’s was red, Yuki’s pure white, and Itsuki’s green

The bridge of the ship was just as extravagant as one might imagine Suzumiya’s Flagship being, as she and her commanding officers floated above the other group on a high-tech, red, white, and silver metal platform with various holographic monitors giving her a constant data feed as well as various camera angles throughout the ship.  Below her there were varying rings which expanded in sizes the lower one went, and were constructed of similar metals.  At each level the number of holographic monitors steadily decreased from 5 per individual to 1 per individual once you reached the sixth rung, and at each station there were staff members clacking away at both holographic and sleek, metallic key boards.  All staff members also wore stylish uniforms that read “Property of the Grand Director” on the back.

Additionally, the bridge room itself was a giant force field bubble, though giant, retractable strips of black metal stood at the ready at the top and bottom of the ship should the force field be destroyed and the need for additional protection arise.

“Fire the main cannon! Let’s start this battle off right!” Haruhi declared as her staff did as they were instructed and the main cannon prepared to fire.

Meanwhile…

Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire Flagship; September 15th; 12:00


“Master Xergo Proxy Ultimate! We’ve received word that Roy Doll is preparing to attack, and that Grand Director Suzumiya is preparing to fire her flaghship’s main cannon!” De Coste cried as he and the rest of the crew scrambled to prepare for either going on the defensive or the offensive.

“Heh, fools,” Xergo Proxy Ultimate muttered to himself with a dark chuckle from his position in his floating, elegant, jet black, red, and gold, throne chair.  “Send in the Wicked Five to deal with Roy Doll and his understudies, and prepare to fire our counter cannon,” the armoured man declared before he was cut off by another crew member.

“Sir, I’ve been trying to contact any one of the Wicked Six for the past six hours, but none are responding! Even Rajahloli seem to have disappeared!” the young woman exclaimed in horror as Xergo Proxy Ultimate immediately shot up out of his chair bewildered.

“WHAT?!  HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!” he bellowed, his voice shaking the very foundations of the bridge, before he found it within himself to calm down and assess the situation.  “Very well then…send in Lloyd Irving…he should be more than enough to deal with Roy.  And for his understudies send in our doppelgangers, I have no time to waste on them.”

“As you command, my liege,” the young woman stated with a slight bow before doing as she was instructed.

“I will win this battle, no matter what,” Xergo Proxy Ultimate muttered to himself.

“I will prove that I am worthy of existing, Xero, just you wait and see.  I will no longer live as your shadow.”
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« Reply #119 on: July 04, 2009, 02:15:39 am »

Knight Tower-Commander Center; September 14th; 10:00 A.M.

Guyin continued to sit in his chair, watching the Disney channel on the radar screen. 

Seriously, he couldn't believe that GDS had made such a big deal about asking for his help, only to leave without actually giving him any instructions on what to do.  Being the lazy guy that he was, he decided to do the easiest thing possible, i.e. the exact same thing he'd been doing before she bothered him.

He kinda wondered how that interstellar battle was gonna go, but all that godlike power stuff floating around just wasn't that interesting to him.  So far he'd been able to use parlor tricks, common spells and magical trinkets to out do every godlike being and army that he'd run into so far.  Hell, that was half the fun of it, doing so much more with so much less.  Having Godlike power would just make his brand of fun boring, really.

It was about then that the security system noted a small group of intruders arriving in the Knights Tower, which had been conveniently emptied out for the large space battle.

Tapping his chin, he figured it would take them at least ten minutes to get to any of the important locations on the ship, though he certainly hoped some of them would come to visit him, since he did get so lonely from time to time.

He smiled wider, knowing what that meant.

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« Reply #120 on: July 04, 2009, 04:53:18 am »

New Tin City; Regular old Condo; September 14th; 9:39 P.M.

"Whew," The Roy Doll Replica said as he threw off a sheet that made everything under it transparent, revealing not only him, but the Ranma and Akane replicas as well. "Man, it's nice and all that Nabiki is excited about her new post, but she's so amateurish," He said. "She just chucked out any old paltry blast capable of destroying a lesser clone! It's a good thing we're perfect replicas, and I was able to move with more than enough speed to trick her into thinking she'd 'destroyed' what she obviously thought were just regular old clones. Still, this makes for an interesting plot twist. I don't think we'll have to make any changes to any plans, though," He said, looking at the other replicas. "You guys go find your originals and fill em' in, while I do the same."

With that, each replica nodded and they all made their way out of the apartment through the front door.

Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire Flagship - Bridge; September 15th; 12:05 A.M.

After his last mutterings, loud enough to be heard by those around him, Xergo Proxy Ultimate chuckled as the dedicated men and women of various races hellbent on freeing the universe from Suzumiya below him got to work. Computers beeped and displays flashed as hands danced around keyboards and similar input devices. The room was already starting to get a bit musty from the sweat of those dedicated workers who had the glands for it.

He cared not a whit for them, nor their purpose.

'Enough posturing.'

The imposing figure, clad in the grandest armor forged in the universe, specifically for him, all because of his promises of freeing the universe from Suzumiya's reign, turned around and began walking for the exit.

"My lord?" The voice of De Coste came as he reached the exit, inquiry obvious in his tone.

"Yes?" Xergo responded, pleasantly.

"I do not mean to sound rude, but... if I might ask, where-"

"De Coste," Xergo started, "There is a reason this is called an organization. We have something called a chain of command that becomes very useful when the leader is absent. You see, I have a very important errand to run that is vital for the success of our mission," Xergo said. "I trust you understand what this means?"

De Coste's answer was swift and forceful.

"Yes, my lord!"

"Very well. I leave the bridge in your capable hands, De Coste. Do not disappoint." With that, the doors to the bridge opened and Xergo walked out into a pale gray corridor, with the doors closing behind him.

Immediately outside of the doors, Xergo's form shifted and the clunky armor vanished, replaced by none other than his a trench coat over a black suit, a white shirt, and a black tie, as well as his trademark black fedora. The figure adjusted his hat with gloved hands as his ethereal flaming 'face' burned with blue and green flame, and began to walk away from the automatic double doors behind him.

"Well now, let's see how the clown prince responds to this one..." The figure said as he slowly vanished while walking.

Before the Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire's Armada; September 15th; 12:05 A.M.

Roy Doll was surprised to see a figure in black overalls with a red shirt and boots appear before him in a shimmer of light, surrounded by a bubble of protective energy. In the figure's hands were none other than...

The Eternal Sword.

He blinked several times just to make sure his eyes were not lying to him. Almost instinctively, Roy Doll's hands reached out for the weapon that controlled space and time, but he was then treated by a flashback.

Flashback

Roy stood before a majestic figure who sat upon a throne, with the backdrop of space and a Jupiter-like planet in the distance.

“The Eternal Sword is a time and space cleaving monstrosity that, in your hands, would end in the destruction of the multiverse. In all of infinity, you are the only one whose powers, when combined with that sword, are enough to shatter all of existence. ”


Before the Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire's Armada; September 15th; 12:05 A.M.

Roy Doll frowned as he looked over at Lloyd, who floated in the sphere of his own power, confusion ridden on his face. Why was Lloyd Irving of all people here? He was from an entirely different... universe...

Roy Doll narrowed his eyes.

'Xergo Proxy Ultimate, once again you prove yourself far more devious and intelligent than I had thought.' The black man closed his eyes. 'That plan couldn't possibly work against a foe of this magnitude... I underestimated him again. Still, it's not too late...'

With that, he approached Lloyd and merged his bubble of power with the younger man's bubble. Lloyd, who'd been watching him from afar blinked as soon as their bubbles merged.

"Lloyd," Roy Doll started.

"Huh?" The teen asked, confused. "Wait a minute, if you can talk, why weren't you saying anything a minute ago when I was asking you questions?" He asked, sounding somewhat miffed.

"The void of space doesn't carry sound," Roy Doll explained. "Lloyd, do you know why you're here?"

"Huh? No, I was trying to figure that out," Lloyd said. "One minute I was looking at the sky, wondering how Kratos was doing, and then the next moment, I was here," he said.

"I see," Roy Doll frowned. "So he didn't even bother to appear before you or anything..." The black man shook his head and started to mumble under his breath. "Is he playing with me or something..?"

"Huh?" Lloyd gave the black man a frustrated look. "Do you know what's going on? Care to explain?"

"Mmm... Remember how Origin forbade me from using The Eternal Sword?" Roy Doll asked.

"Huh? Yeah... you couldn't use it cause it would shock you or something every time you tried," Lloyd said. "What does that have to do with anything?"

Roy Doll sighed.

"The truth is..."

Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire Flagship - Bridge; September 15th; 12:07 A.M.

A figure clad in a uniform of the Mephistopheles Empire and wearing a sort of visor'd helmet that opened at the top, showing his hair and allowing a pigtail to drape over the back end stood before a computer console, looking around the bridge nervously as commands were shouted out around him while the battle opened in space before them. Several moments later, the figure finally stood up from his console and started to walk, rather stiffly, towards the exit.

"Launch the antimatter missiles!"

"Where are you going, soldier?" De Coste's voice demanded.

"U-uhh, t-to the bathroom, sir," the figure said.

"Well, hurry it up. We need every hand on the bridge we can get," He said.

"Yes sir!" The figure replied before hurrying out of the bridge.

When the doors shut behind him, the figure leaned over and panted, holding his chest.

"Whew," He muttered after his breathing normalized. With that, the pigtailed figure reached into a pocket and pulled out a crumpled up piece of paper, then looked it over. "Okay then, let's see... all I have to do is go here and..."

After 'hmm'ing several times, the figure stuffed the paper back into its pocket and began walking down the corridor.

Before the Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire's Armada; September 15th; 12:07 A.M.

"And that's it," Roy Doll said. Lloyd's eyes were wide as saucers as Doll finished relating his tale.

"That's crazy!" Lloyd said.

"Crazy but true," Roy Doll said before turning to face the oncoming Mephisto Armada.

Suddenly, in a flash of red, a humongous beam of energy flew forth, narrowly missing them, before impacting a huge shield that was spread out over the entire armada. Not a moment later, smaller ships broke away from both armadas and began trading fire, and the space around them was filled with all manner of explosions,

"It seems that Suzumiya has begun with the main cannon," He said. "Well, Lloyd, I'd ask you to help and stay, but unfortunately, I can't, as that weapon of yours is far too valuable, and bad things can happen," He said, pulling out a piece of paper from his boxers and handing it to the teen. "Follow the instructions on this paper and you'll be back home in no time."

"Ah, right..." Lloyd nodded. "Right, well, see you later. Sorry I can't help and all,"

"Don't sweat it. Tell Refiru I said hello," He said with a wave.

"Of course!" And with that, Lloyd raised his sword up and vanished in a flicker of blue electricity.

Not a moment later, there was a shockwave of energy that rebounded across the entire universe, but only noticeable to a select few, signaling that Lloyd had safely returned to his universe.

"Now then," Roy Doll grinned as he unsheathed his own sword, a magnificent red blade that shone with all of its mighty glory, The Blazor Edge, Abbysion, and held the sword up with both hands, extending from his body to the right. "Let's get this show on the road!" He yelled out despite not being heard by anyone as he blasted forward in a blur towards a small ship that was headed straight for him. With a magnificent half-spin, he slashed forth in one smooth motion as he passed by the ship and the ship split into two behind him.

Without a word, he continued on towards the next closest vessel.

Clockwork Knights Dimensional Galactic Secret Base; September 15th; 12:05 A.M.

Laid out on the ground before the two silhouetted figures were the nude adult forms of the lolis who had once served as Suzumiya's Generals.

Rajah, or Shelly as this form was often called, groaned as she woke up, and soon, the others with her. As she did so, she looked around in confusion.

"Ladies, if you would," One of the two silhouette figures started, while holding up a device. All of them looked up at the device and there was a flash of light.

Suddenly, intelligence and awareness came to the eyes of the women, and they looked around.

"Huh? This is not the thawing chamber," Shelly muttered as she looked around. "This is-"

"Eh-hem," The silhouetted figures said again, before holding up another device. In a moment, a holographic display appeared, displaying none other than a static picture of Roy Dolls's face.

"Greetings, ladies," The man said.

"Greetings?" They all blinked, and Shelly spoke. "Doll, what's going on? The last thing we remember is defeating the Nepsilon Empire, with thanks to none other than Guyin Cognito," She spat the last part of her statement out as if the very words made her feel sick.

"Oh, that's quite simple. You were all kidnapped," Roy Doll said cheerfully. "Cookies defected. It turns out he dislikes Suzumiya, or something," He said. "Of course, he totally forgot about the whole clone thing we've had going on for years, and I suspect whoever has your last clones now believes we care about what happens to them."

"I see," Shelly said, narrowing her eyes with a bit of sorrow... "So Cookies..."

"But what's with these ridiculous bodies?" One of the women demanded as she looked down at herself and started to shake her chest from side to side. "I have boobs!"

"Uhh, I'll just wait over here," One of the silhouetted figures said before turning and walking away.

"Mmm, yes, well," Roy cleared his throat. "With you ladies gone, Cookies defected, and Master Xero nowhere to be found, that made me the second highest ranking member of the organization, and I decided to take some liberties with my emergency administrative powers," He said. "I rewrote some of the protocols while Suzumiya wasn't looking and got rid of the clause that listed being a loli as a requisite to becoming a general. Then I called the clone facility and had them brew up some older versions. Wasn't too hard," He said, his earlier cheer returning to his voice.

"What? Why would you do that?" Shelly demanded.

"Well, Cookies is gone, and I'm only fond of Lolis once in a blue moon, so I figured I'd change things up a bit," He said. "Also, I demoted all of you before I had your clones reinstated, so I'm still the second most powerful person in the organization, authority wise."

"What? You can't do that!" Shelly shouted, surprise and outrage clear in her voice.

"I sure did," Doll said. "While Suzumiya was busy tending to stuff, I got her to sign the papers neccessary. You now work directly under Lieutenant Kasumi. After all, what's a proper magical girl without her own sentai team?" He said with a chuckle.

"What?!" shocked voices of outrage demanded.

"Anyway, we should be battling the Mephistopheles Armada by now, and likely will need your help, so the moment this recording ends, ask the Replicas for your transformation items and get out there. Ja ne~!"

The static image of Roy Doll blinked out of existance.

Shelly's eye twitched as she stared straight ahead.

"Recording..." The young, naked woman clenched her fist hard enough to draw blood as various muscles on her face twitched. "HE HAD US TALKING BACK TO A GODDAMNED RECORDING!?"

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« Reply #121 on: July 04, 2009, 10:06:17 am »

Knight Tower-The Necropolis of the Damned-The Chamber of the Deceased Master Most Whinny; September 14th; 11:45 P.M.

"Okay, boys and girls," Nabiki announced pleasantly as she looked over the group of six assembled before her with a wide, devious smile.  "Now, I know you're wondering why I told everyone to teleport here instead of somewhere closer to the cannon, but it's like this," she explained as she made a wide sweeping motion with her hand, "You see, if we teleported anywhere else in the base we would have likely triggered off any and all alarm systems, been found out by security camears, or something else like that. However, as the Necropolis is property of Cookies and shaped after his will and that of his deceased mother, it is impossible for anyone to alter this space or install any apparatus that Cookies himself has not willed or allowed. So, thus, we are still a complete mystery to anyone still here, and, further, no one can teleport in here and no one can enter without Cookies immediately knowing of their presence."

"So, you mean to say that we will launch the attack from this position?" Albert questioned from his spot posted on nearby ledge as he adjusted his sunglasses and shook his head. "I'm sorry, ma'am, but I don't understand. This is the least effective point from with which to launch a strike as it is nearly impossible to get through that jagged corridor while making good time," the blond man stated as he looked over toward his leader, who was simply chuckling darkly.

"I take it that you haven't quite caught on to why we're really here, have you Wesker-baby?" Nabiki inquired with a Cheshire grin forming as she pointed down toward where she was standing. "We're going to have our dear friend Cookies, the control of this space, sink the Necropolis and thereby destroy the entire bottom half of the Knight Tower and any resistance that might be located there. However, before he does that, I'm going to take a note out of Xergo Proxy Ultimate's book and drain this space of all the souls of the damned that I can thereby increasing my spell casting power 100 fold. After all, during a mission like this, as outlined in the Empire's Training Manual, one can never be too careful or too prepared."

"Now then, let's start," Nabiki with a wink as she clapped her hands together.  The brunette then closed her eyes and adopted a prayer pose and began to chant in a language that even Cookies didn't understand, but faintly recognized as possibly sounding like a spell from an ancient tome. Seconds later the souls of the damned, their ethereal bodies tearing and forming together while howling in agony, began to swarm around the central chamber in a brilliant, ghostly, green light. And, a minute after that, they began to swirl into Nabiki's bosom, one after the other, before there were none left in the room and the cries of agony had ceased.

Sighing contentedly, Nabiki opened her eyes, which were now not only chocolate brown but features swirling green vortexes at their center.

Meanwhile, Cookies whispered to Hotaru, "You know what...I know this is going to sound kind of random, but do you think that Roy Doll knows that Grand Director Suzumiya can only store her power in one set of Generals at a time? I mean, that makes sense, right? Why would she have copy upon copy if they could destroy the Universe? Cause, call me crazy, I get the feeling like someone is going to try to wake up their clones in order to stop us."

Hotaru simply shrugged in response before muttering, "Well if they do they just wasted a lot of good time that they could have used toward something more constructive." She then motioned to the unconcious girls, ranging from Nanoha, to Kyon's Sister, Rika Furude (and, by association, Hanyuu), and Sakura Kinomoto tied up behind her and guarded by Mikuru and Asuna.

Cookies could only nod in agreement with that statement as Nabiki turned to him.

"Alright, Cookies, it's time," she said as Cookies nodded sharply and grunted affirmatively.

"Alright," the fallen angel said with a nervous sigh before bending down and placing his palms on the dusty altar floor. "Everyone get ready to teleport because this is going to happen in the blink of an eye."

No one doubted that...

Just outside the Knight Tower-Panning Camera angle; September 15th; 12:01 A.M.


The Knight Tower, an elegant gold and silver castle inserted atop the biggest gunship one could ever imagine, shook violently before, suddenly, the entire bottom portion of the gunship exploded in an enormous, brilliant, multicoloured explosion, that sent a ripple through all of Tin Planet while large chunks of flaming and smoldering debris hurtled down toward the earth below.

It wasn't long until the rest of the gunship crumbled and followed leaving only the castle, composed of command center and Suzumiya Power Amplifier Cannon in all its giant, golden, likely indestructible glory.

Knight Tower-Command Center: September 15th; 12:03 A.M.

"Heh, I knew it, I knew he'd be the only one left in here," Nabiki stated with a smirk as the group abruptly appeared in the room and she spotted Guyin still sitting at one of the monitors watching Disney Channel by the sound of it.

"Weren't you supposed to be helping Suzumiya or something?" the brunette inquired with a smug smirk still on her face as she fold her arms over her bosom and motioned, with her head, for Asuna to step forward. "Well, even though you're still here, I trust we won't have any problems...will we Guyin? Oh, and there's no need to stand up to greet me, Asakura here took complete control of the space as soon as we appeared and I know it would be terribly difficult to stand up when she's telling you to sit down."

The Suzumiya God Cruiser-Grand Director Suzumiya’s Flagship; September 15th; 12:10 A.M.

"Ma'am! We've lost contact with Crusiers 779 and 880!"

"Director! We've lost contact with Cruisers 889, 990, 213, and 435 as well!"

"Orders Ma'am!"

"Orders Grand Director!"

"FIRE EVERY CANNON WE'VE GOT AND HAVE OUR DAMAGED SHIPS RETREAT TO REAR IN ORDER TO SUPPORT THE OTHERS!" Grand Director Suzumiya bellowed as she shot up from her chair and glared at the scene before her. Beads of sweat were now beginning to form on her brow, and her teeth were grinding more than that time she practically had to force Kyon to marry her. After all, she had never actually considered Xergo Proxy Ultimate, or anyone else in the galaxy, to be her equal before now, so she was ill prepared when it came to developing new methods of attack that deviated from her original one, which was "KILL THEM ALL! GOD POWA'!" for as long as she could remember.

"ALSO YOU, WITH THE PONYTAIL, GET RID OF IT AND THAT'S GRAND DIRECTOR TO YOU!"
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« Reply #122 on: July 04, 2009, 11:22:41 am »

Knight Tower-Command Center: September 15th; 12:04 A.M.

Ignoring Nabiki's blatantly silly statement, Guyin stood up easily, flashing the nice ring on his finger, as he bowed in a polite manner.

"Unfortunately, Suzu was too lazy to actually give me any orders, so it's her own fault that I'm still here.  As for you, you over estimated Cookies power on several counts, since I already knew that you and your crew entered the tower and had a number of minutes to prepare for your arrival.  In fact, if you'll look around, you'll notice that the rest of your allies are already immobilized by the containment spell I set up on the bridge.  Unlike that silly Faust, it was activated the second you all teleported in here, rather than by some lame voice command."  

Guyin gestured to the rest of the Command Center and Nabiki turned to see that, indeed, all of her numerous companions were indeed locked in position and completely unable to move, locked in place by the powerful spell matrix that Guyin had set up.

"What?  How?"  Nabiki asked in shock.

Guyin shrugged.  "Well, I've always been more of a simple and quick plan kinda guy, since you guys and your outrageously complicated plans get derailed so easily by such a small alteration to it.  In fact, now that I have your allies under control, I'll just teleport them to a secure location and bring in all of those understudies that Roy loaned me just for this occasion."

With a wave of his hand, all of Nabiki's allies vanished into nothing.  Several seconds later, Ranma, Akane, Lina, Captain Falcon and a few other ridiculously powerful warriors appeared, smiling cockily and charging up powerful attacks.

Nabiki began to sweat as she realized she was completely alone and surrounded by enemies.

Guyin smiled, she assumed.  "Feel free to surrender, Nabiki.  I know you've go all that godlike power now, but it won't help you against Roy's understudies one whit."

The brunette growled lightly to herself for a moment.  She was so close, all of her plans were minutes from fruition and only this - this CLOWN was standing in her way!  In a sudden burst of speed, she spun and launched an insanely powerful blast at Ranma.  The pigtailed warrior only had a moment of looking shocked before the beam consumed him, blasting him against the nearest bulkhead with enough force to knock him completely unconscious.

A second later, a massive battle broke out.  Still looking completely shocked that Nabiki had decided to fight rather than surrender, Roy's remaining understudies began throwing patently ridiculous energy attacks all around the command center.  The battle raged for minutes, but, in the end, with the combination of her Cookies power, her Dark General power and her Powered armor, Nabiki proved to be too powerful for Roy's understudies, and their broken, unconscious bodies strewn across the now much worse for wear command center.

Her chest heaving, Nabiki then turned to regard Guyin, who had the audacity to be watching that damn Disney channel again!

"There, you ass!  I've defeated all of your allies and broken your power!  Get over here so I can kill you already and get back to finishing my plan!"

Slowly, Guyin turned to regard her, and a small shiver ran up her side.  Suddenly, without warning, the cloaked figure was suddenly right in her face, his warm breath caressing her cheek.  "Wha-wha?" she stuttered.  It was impossible for anyone to move that fast, not when she was as powerful as she was!

She prepared to lash out with her planet crushing power - only to realize that she couldn't move!  "W-why can't I move!?  What have you done?" she asked, beginning to panic.

The very darkness beneath Guyin's hood appeared to twist up into a grim smile of blackness.  "You don't understand yet, do you 'Biki?  But you will soon enough."

It was then that Nabiki realized that she was somehow strapped to a cross, the bloodred sky above them making everything look awash in blood.  And more disturbingly, where there had only been one Guyin, there were now a hundred Guyin's, each holding a long wicked blade, each one smiling that disturbing smile of darkness.

"Now, lets get to work, okay?  We've only got a little less than 72 hours to go, after all."

Nabiki's screams lasted for a long, long time.

Knight Tower-Command Center: September 15th; 12:10 A.M.

With a tired sigh, Guyin finally released Nabiki from his Genjutsu and the young woman collapsed to the ground, completely catatonic.  All around the rest of the command center, her allies were strewn about like so much dead wood.  As clever as Nabiki was, she was still thinking of things in terms of raw power.  She hadn't even noticed it when he'd trapped her in his genjutsu the very moment he turned to speak to her.  After that, it was an easy task to trick her into blasting the rest of her much weaker allies.  The only problem could have been cookies, but after he'd given up his overlord powers completely, he wasn't a threat to nabiki's new power at all, and was actually the first one to fall, having been disguised as Ranma.

Guyin shook his head, smiling.  Did Cookies really think that getting a single magic book and learning a few spells would let him compete with someone who has been using these tactics for YEARS longer than he had?  That would be like the equivalent of Guyin buying a black belt, learning the Hadouken and then trying to get into a fist fight with Super Saiyan Roy.

At the very least, he hoped that, when she woke up in a few weeks, that Nabiki would appreciate being taken out in such a Machiavellian method.  

Well, now that he'd used Nabiki's powers, he went through everyones pockets and helped himself to all their cool stuff.  Most notably Nonoha's Raising Heart.  Once he'd stored all their cool gear in his cloak, he then teleported the entire crew to, using the same future predicting power that Roy seemed to be using lately, exactly the place in space where he figured Roy would be at that moment.

Before the Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire's Armada; September 15th; 12:13 A.M.

Roy was more than slightly surprised when, in mid swing, the bubble of power he'd been using to protect him from the harshness of space, was suddenly filled up with nearly a dozen bodies!  Most notable, were the unconscious forms of Cookies and Nabiki!  His curiosity was quickly sated, though, by the handwritten note taped to Cookies forehead.

"Dear Roy.

  Here are some candidates for your new batch of understudies.  Please treat them as nicely as you've treated the rest of your understudies.

Love, Guyin"
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« Reply #123 on: July 04, 2009, 12:14:43 pm »

Void Space; Date-Pointless; Time-Pointless

Guyin was surprised, when, upon teleporting, he realized that he was somewhere very different from where he had anticipated teleporting. From the look of it it appeared as though he had managed to teleport into some kind of void space as he found himself precariously standing upon an elegant blue and gold carpet that hovered over nothing. At his side wear extravagant marble pillars, which also seemed to simply float above the nothingness, and before him was a magnificent throne comprised of gold, jewels, and ebony. And perched atop that throne was a man, clapping a very classic "golf clap".

"Hehe, pretty clever there, Guyin. I would never have thought that you would have used that technique to get out of a situation like that, but even you seem to be a bit too cocky for your own good," the man said in a dark, otherworldly voice. Before him stood Cookies, not the fallen angel, but rather the man donning his black t-shirt, military fatigues, combat boots, red star barrette, and sunglasses.

"You see, buddy o' mine, I stole the Book of Eibon centuries back by trading in the souls of 60 of Roy's understudies at the time in order to obtain its power and learn the spells for just this occasion. Of course that took centuries to do, but, hey, what's time when you can have clones live your life for you, 'eh?" Cookies said as he adjusted his sunglasses and winked at the cloaked man from behind them. "Heh, though it's funny, I never though that my latest Cookies clone would lose it like that, and try to betray the Grand Director. After all, she is carrying my baby, so I must thank you for putting him down for me," the immensely burly man stated as he tipped his hat at the man and continued to smirk.

"But you see, old chum of mine, you've proven to be quiet the threat to the stability of the world I have promised for my child. You see, while Roy Doll is a determinant that I can factor, you...you are far to erratic to be left unchecked, so, though you'll have to forgive me if this sounds too bold, I've decided that it would be best to simply annihilate you now and save myself a headache later on. Believe me, while this is kind of personal, I think everyone on in the universe will thank me when all is said and done," Cookies stated with a wicked chuckle as various artifacts began to form out of voids.

Before him, directly between himself and Guyin, floated the Holy scabbard Avalon. To his left side floated the True Book of Eibon, not that Editor's Choice, which was missing several potent spells and incantations, being sold by the original creator. To his right floated the Lost Tomes of Heaven, containing all of the merciful, good magic ever known, and in his right hand he held what appeared to be nothing more than a regular blue and white marble.

"Heh, and don't even try to pull any crap about already having Avalon, because you pulled Excalibur from the stone, where I placed it all those eons ago, and the scabbard was already in my possession at the time," Cookies stated as he lifted up his sunglasses, revealing a pair of eyes that swirled blue, red, and violet in colour.

"Heh, and don't even try that little trick that you just pulled on Nabiki and the others. The Mystic Eyes of Illusion ensure that the only illusions that I witness are the ones I induce on others, and the True Mystic Eyes of Death Perception can see through any of your feeble techniques," Cookies stated as he abruptly stood up from his throne.

"By the way, welcome to my Sealed Realm. Heh, the only way you're getting out of here is by my death, so good luck," Cookies said with another dark chuckle as he extended his palm and bellowed, "TRACE ON!"

Suddenly, in torrent of magical energy, a set of millions of perfect artifact replicas, ranging from magical bows, to magical swords, to magical axes, and magical guns appeared around and behind the raven haired man.

"Now then, Guyin, let this battle be sung by bards and told as an epic for centuries to come."
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« Reply #124 on: July 04, 2009, 01:24:17 pm »

Knight Tower-Command Center: September 15th; 12:13 A.M.

Guyin looked up from watching the Disney channel. 

It was odd, since he had the feeling that someone had just accidentally pulled Pineapple, or some other cloak wearing bloke into an utterly improbable dimension that didn't obey any laws, and claimed to be using time travel powers despite the fact that that was Jup's characters trick.  Of course, since Guyin had not actually tried to teleport himself anywhere after teleporting Cookies and Nabiki away, there was no way that his teleportation could be re-directed to said dimension.

Guyin chuckled to himself.  Whoever it was that that Omnipotent yet woefully under informed being was talking to, boy would they be laughing at the look on that guy's face when he realized he had the wrong guy.

Oh, and and checking his excalibur, complete with his scabbard, since he actually collected it first and only someone trying to use the BS power of time travel to claim they had it meant nothing to him.

Boy, he wished he could see the look on the face of whoever it was doing whatever it was, wherever it was that he was only vaguely aware of, since he wasn't there.

Talk about being embarrassing.
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« Reply #125 on: July 04, 2009, 01:47:09 pm »

Void Space; Date-Pointless; Time-Pointless

Cookies simply blinked when the hooded figure dropped it's hood and revealed that it was none other than his best friend Peaches.

"Uh, hey Cookies. Got the wrong guy again?" Peaches questioned with a sheepish grin and chuckle as he watched the burly man go red in the face.

"CURSES!!!!!!!!!" Cookies cried out and then cried out again when he realized that his Avalon was a fake.

"FINE, FORGET IT, I'M OUT OF HERE!!!!" he bellowed, causing Peaches to cower in fear, before Cookies abruptly teleported out of his realm.

"Hm...this might sound random...but I wonder if Guyin knows that Jups quit and Cookies simply took up his trick," Peaches mumbled to himself before simply shrugging and teleporting back to his own realm.

The Suzumiya God Cruiser-Grand Director Suzumiya’s Flagship; September 15th; 12:14 A.M.

"Alright! Prepare to fire the main cannon once more!" the Grand Director bellowed before feeling a familiar, muscular arm wrap around her waist.

Blinking in surprise, Haruhi immediately spun around to face Cookies before snarling.

"IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU-" she began before Cookie clamped a hand over her mouth.

"Shhh, darling, it's time to go. You've enough fun for now," Cookies said in a very fatherly tone as he grabbed up the bewildered girl and tossed her over his shoulder before teleporting again.

"Well...that was interesting," Kyon muttered to himself dryly as Yuki seized command of the ship and started dishing out orders like it was nobody's business.

The battle almost immediately turned in favor of the Clockwork Knights.

The Birth Place of the Universe; Date-Irrelevant; Time-Irrelevant

"Alright, darling, time to re-write the universe again. Are you ready?" Cookies inquired as both he and Haruhi floated in a sea of white.

Haruhi simply blinked at him, twice, in response before sighing and shrugging. "Fine, fine. It was just starting to get good to," she muttered irritably, "I mean, this was the first time Xergo Proxy Ultimate even came close to being a threat, and Roy Doll showed some real promise. Heck, I thought that guy was going to pull something really crafty, and not his usual run of the mill "I'M FIRIN' MA LAZAR!" bit. But I guess there's always next time."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just make sure that you erase Guyin this time, I don't know how he keeps poping up again and again, but he doesn't play nice like everyone else. In fact, if I didn't know any better, I'd swear that he was trying to undermine everyone," Cookies said, muttering the last bit to himself.

"Aw quit your whining, I kinda like the guy. He's interesting," Haruhi said dismissively as she waved her hand and prepared to snap her finger. "Hey, what do you think will happen to this world once we leave?" she inquired earning a shrug from Cookies.

"Who knows. Guyin might become Emperor of the Universe, or maybe Roy Doll. Xergo Proxy Ultimate might pull something out of his ass and emerge victorious, Xero might show up again and claim power. Any number of things could happen. What will happen? Well, we'd have to ask the Oracle about that in the next dimension," the burly man stated as Haruhi shrugged and nodded in agreement.

"Alright then, to the next world we go!"

With that she snapped her fingers and the pair disappeared from the present world, never to be seen again.

Knight Tower-Command Center: September 15th; 12:16 A.M.

As Guyin continued to watch television he seemingly failed to notice an teenage girl stroll into the command center.

Donning a simple navy blue and white sailor suit school uniform, the girl was the very essence of beauty to any of those who bothered to catch her gaze or look upon her seemingly perfect body. Her hair was like jet silk, her skin snow white, and her lips perfectly pink and full.  She also sported a slight beauty mark under her left eye.

"Hello, Guyin Cognito," the girl greeted politely as she bowed lowly before rising and taking a seat next to him. "It's pleasure to meet you," she whispered as she leaned in close and slowly drew a small knife out from underneath the folds of her skirt.

"And even more of a pleasure," she said as she immediately stabbed forward with the knife, "To take your life!"
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« Reply #126 on: July 04, 2009, 03:00:22 pm »

Before the Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire's Armada; September 15th; 12:13 A.M.

Roy Doll was, in truth, not even mildly surprised that Guyin Cognito had been able to guess where he was. After all, the entire point of this plan, which left him guessing much the same of other people early on, was to put him in his usual spot, so that no one would even begin to connect him to what was about to happen.


Deep within the Mephistopheles Flagship; Just outside the Reactor Core; September 15th; 12:15:34:976

The figure wearing a Mephistopheles Uniform hefted a large box-shaped object into a room filled with shiny computer displays and the like. He set the box shaped object atop of one of the computer displays and grabbed a cord that lead from the device, plugged it into another, longer cord, then started walking towards a wall. After finding an outlet, he plugged it in there and leisurely walked back to the device.

The device lit up, and the light emanating from its poor digital clock was just enough to see that it was no more than a simple microwave. The figure quickly pushed the number 9 four times and then pressed start, and soon enough, the machine came on before it began its ninety-nine minute, ninty-nine second (or one hundred minute, thirty nine second) countdown.

"Let's see...oh right, can't forget to turn on their electromagnetic field generator," He thought as he walked over to one of the machines in the room and pressed a button. "Annnd... open a channel to all friendly vessels..."

After surveying the room, and nodding in satisfaction that his work was done, he simply vanished in a blur of light.

The Suzumiya God Cruiser-Grand Director Suzumiya’s Flagship; September 15th; 12:15:52:247 A.M.

As the robot-like Yuki quickly typed in commands into a keyboard, relaying orders to vessels scattered about Suzumiya's empire, everyone in the room froze as the Mephistopheles Empire Flagship spontaneously exploded.

Followed by all of those closest to it, which had surrounded it in a protective layer of metal and some of the most advanced shielding the universe had ever seen.

Followed by the next layer of ships... and the next layer, and the next layer, and the subsequent explosions began to pick up speed until in seconds, the entire Mephistopheles Armada was a flaming wreck of exploding space cruisers, battleships, fighters, and just everything one could imagine.

Kyon twitched several times before turning to look at Yuki.

"Did... did you do that?" He asked. The purple haired girl simply shook her head, no trace of emotion showing on her face. He then turned around to face visual before them again and blinked several times. "...Well, I guess that means we win." He looked over at Yuki. "I suppose that means we can go home?"

Crosspath of the Multiverse

Amidst the shining, seizure inducing lights, Suzumiya and Cookies both appeared, standing in the  ever-expanding backdrop of nothingness, on their way to the next universe.

"Hello, Suzumiya Haruhi." Said girl blinked and turned to look at the person who stood there, only to see a blonde woman with a golden shovel.

"L-chan?" Haruhi blinked. "What are you doing here?"

"Working, unfortunately," L-chan said. "Also, unfortunate, but I can't let you leave the universe you were just in. You see, the Multiversal Council has placed a hold on your Junior Account, due to several infractions incurred in your last two attempts at governing a universe," she said.

"W-wha?!" Haruhi's eyes widened and the girl opened her mouth to protest. "Bu-" And then she promptly vanished.

"As for you, Most Wanted Multi-Dimensional Criminal, Dire Lord Cookies," L-Chan said, turning to look at the muscular man. "Several more infractions have been added to your account, and your sentence has been increased yet again, thanks to your ill meddling with an innocent new Multilord," She frowned. "Because of your uncanny ability to hide from the Council's detection, we have had to take measures to ensure you would not escape if you ever foolishly appeared here again, and here we are," She said as golden shackles appeared around Cookies' arms and legs. "What do you have to say for yourself, mongrel?"

Before the Grand Proxy Ultimate-Mephistopheles Empire's Armada; September 15th; 12:17 A.M.

Roy Doll simply looked out over the now ruined Mephisto Armada.

"Well, looks like just another day at the office," He said as he folded his arms behind his head. "Get into a fight with some really big army, just for them to be destroyed at the hands of some conniving prankster using nothing more than what he could find around the house. Still, I suppose that means I can't give the microwave to Guyin, I'll have to figure out something else..."

As the figure floated away in space towards the moon of Tin Planet with the bodies of his new acolytes in tow, he started mumbling to himself.

"Hmm, how did he know I like Nabiki? I'll have to give him something nice for this... maybe that One Ring, after all... then again, I don't think jewelry are his style..." He stopped and looked up, scratching his chin.

"Perhaps a new toaster?"


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« Reply #127 on: July 04, 2009, 03:36:52 pm »

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"Heh, yeah. See you later, L-chan. By the way, did I ever tell you that you had some of the most lovely bosoms my master has ever seen?" Cookies inquired with a smug smile as L-chan blushed a deep crimson and shot him an angry glare.

"How dare you bring his name up! I shall have you hung by  the council!" the usually composed and authoritative woman bellowed angrily as she prepared to drag Cookies away to be tried for his misdeeds. "And there's no one to save you now, so just give up the tough guy act!"

"HO HO! Wait a moment! I can't let you arrest my most promising student yet!" came a familiar cry that caused to two females present to groan, and Cookies to smile excitedly.

"SWEETO!" Happi cried as he rocketed, literally, into L-chan's chest and buried his wrinkled face in her busom for all, but a moment. "Ah! That was refreshing!" he declared with a smug smile on his face before immediately turning to Cookies.

"I see you got yourself caught up by the law again, 'eh protege?" the aged prune of man stated with his usual chortle as he fished out his pipe and tapped it against Cookies' cuffs, instantly shattering them.  "Alright then, protege! Away we go!" the little man cried as he rocketed away again toward a new dimension.

Cookies, still smiling smugly, immediately grabbed Haruhi's hand and yanked her with him as he too rocketed away, once more evading his just deserts.

"SEE YA' LATER, L-OSER-CHAN!" Cookies voice echoed back, ringing in the blond's ears like a church bell.

"DAMN YOU COOKIES! NOT AGAIN! CURSES!!!!!!!!!!!"

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« Reply #128 on: July 04, 2009, 03:44:43 pm »

Knight Tower-Command Center: September 15th; 12:17 A.M.

Guyin looked, somewhat nonplussed, at the knife sticking in his shoulder.  It stung something fierce, what with the steel and the blood and such.

"Soooo, who are you again?  Can't you see that I'm watching something?"  He gestured to the tv for emphasis.

He didn't know what it was with Cookies sending underage girls his way as if that would actually work on anyone but Roy.

It was too bad, too, since it was really killing his mood.  His own personal understudy, his understudy that didn't actually even know that he was his understudy thinking he was ultrapowerful on his own, Roy, was finally starting to shape up.  Of course, his plan was a bit 'meh' what with way too much setup for way too little payoff.  Seriously, he'd been building up that plan for pages, and all it did was blow up one piddly feat?

Still, it was good to know that Roy was doing his best to emulate him, so he'd continue to subtly mentor the guy some more.

Who needs to brutally train fifty understudies when you can just nudge one godlike being into being your own personal understudy without them even realizing it?

That knife sure was annoying though.  he sure hoped that this girl had a good reason for doing what she was doing.
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« Reply #129 on: July 04, 2009, 04:08:26 pm »

Knight Tower-Command Center: September 15th; 12:17 A.M.

The girl was quite indifferent to Guyin's reaction, knowing very well that such an insignificant attack would hardly faze him. She had hoped that he would have taken some action, however.

"Hm...well...sorry to bother you, I guess," the girl mumbled with a slight frown on her face as she yanked her knife out and then immediately dove into Guyin's cloak before he could think to move.

Within the Void of Guyin's Cloak

"HOLY HELL!!!!" the girl uncharacteristically exclaimed as she floated through the multicolored, multiered mess that was Guyin's cloak. There were so many artifacts, people, creatures, and other assortments of things. Further, it looked as though they were actually constructing a city within the cloak.

"This is so weird," the girl mumbled to herself, wided eyed and mouth agape for a moment, before simply sighing and shrugging. "Anyway, time to get to work," she stated simply as she took the knife and carved her right hand off, followed by her left leg. She then allowed her body to hurtle down to the ground before splattering into a million little pieces of blood and gore.

From there...the chaos began.

Knight Tower-Command Center: September 15th; 12:18 A.M.

When it first started Guyin sat completely unaware as he continued to watch the Disney channel unperturbed, but then he noticed that his hand began to move on it's own accord. And not only did it start moving on it's own accord, but it also had the gall to turn off the monitor.

Something very weird was happening within Guyin's cloak, and within his body.
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« Reply #130 on: July 04, 2009, 04:20:00 pm »

The Suzumiya God Cruiser-Grand Director Suzumiya’s Flagship; September 15th; 12:16 A.M.

Suzumiya Haruhi appeared, her mouth open to relay a protest.

"-t that's not faiirrr!" The teen whined.

Eveyone looked at her in surprise.

"Well, looks like the party's over," Kyon said with a heavy sigh. Everyone on the bridge groaned as they took off their party hats and Haruhi looked around in blinking confusion. Mikuru stumbled onto the bridge and shouted out.

"G-good news everyone! The chef said he'd kept a special locker filled with party supplies j-just... for..." She blinked upon looking around and seeing that the atmosphere was sullen, then quickly spotted Haruhi standing in the center of the room, and the excitement bled right out of her. "O-oh..."

"Huh? What's going on?" Haruhi blinked and turned to see Mikuru. "Ah! Mikuru-chan! You brought me cake!" She grinned and walked over to the other teen and helped herself to the cake with a special knife that appeared out of nowhere. "So why are we all standing around anyway?" she asked as she started eating the cake. "Don't we have those Mephistopheles guys to worry about?"

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The Lord of Nightmares watched with a grin as Cookies, Happosai, and the low powered, spy Haruhi-Replica was taken by them. Apparently, Cookies was just as unobservant as everyone had suspected, having not noticed her talking to Haruhi and sending her away... at all. And he'd paid just as little attention when they had the Replica appear at his side so that he could take her off to his other realm, and they would soon know exact non-location of said realm.
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« Reply #131 on: July 04, 2009, 04:31:22 pm »

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Cookies and Happi simply slanted their eyes at the Lord of Nightmare for a moment before Happi turned to face Cookies and cracked him over the head with his pipe.

"Fix this!" he angrily snapped as Cookies simply sighed and shrugged.

"Alright, trace on," Cookies stated simple as a perfect replica of Excalibur and Avalon appeared before him. Cookies immediately grabbed up the sword and cocked it behind his back with a victorious smirk. "Now, Lord of Nightmare, face oblivion! EXCALIBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cookies cried out as a giant beam of golden energy was expelled from the sword and smashed into the Lord of Nightmare's life lines, instantly erasing his existence.

"Heh, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception plus Excalibur equals ultimate win," Cookies declared as Happi nodded and the pair teleported again, this time successfully arriving in another dimension...

It wasn't until later when they realized that they had left Haruhi behind...
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« Reply #132 on: July 04, 2009, 04:36:01 pm »

Knight Tower-Command Center: September 15th; 12:18 A.M.

Guyin frowned, quite annoyed that his show had been interrupted, yet again.

Of course, since the very concept of his cloak was that anything he put in there, he could take out again, he just shook his arm out and the girl flopped back out again, fully restored to her non butchered state.  Guyin just stared at the girl.

"Seriously?  Cookies just went on and on for entire paragraphs about creating a dimension that he controls perfectly, and then you just go and hop right into the dimension which is obviously under my control?  Not to mention the fact that there's never actually been any evidence at all to show that there's actually any connection between the interior of my cloak and my actual physical body, anyway.  That'd be like jumping into some guys bag of holding and expect to somehow possess them through it."

With that, he pulled up a chair for her and turned the tv back on.  "I suppose you can watch with me, seeing this looks to be your age group.  Other than that, unless Roy has any trouble finishing off all the rest of the bad guys, I think there isn't much left for me to do."
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« Reply #133 on: July 04, 2009, 04:56:59 pm »

Knight Tower-Command Center: September 15th; 12:19 A.M.

"Hey, Guyin, just popping in to say bye," Cookies said as he and Happi appeared in a portal above said man.

"By the way, would you mind TiVo'ing the next episode of Family Guy for Fallen Angel Cookies?" the burly man inquired with a slight smile.

"Oh, and...EXCALIBARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" the man cried out as giant beam of golden, goody, good energy and black, evil energy filled the Command Center. Of course Cookies and Happi had left long before the blast reached them.
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« Reply #134 on: July 04, 2009, 05:10:20 pm »

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The Golden Sea of Chaos, A.K.A. The Lord of Nightmares, A.K.A. L-Sama, sighed as her existence was quickly reinstated via the Multiversal Council's will. Of course, since 'Death' wasn't a concept that applied to dimensional beings her level and beyond, the Mystic Eyes had affected her not, but the Excalibar had indeed been quite painful.

She sighed.

"Well, I can always just go check on my avatar in this universe," She said as she vanished away. "It seems he didn't really care for Haruhi at all, in the end. A shame, he was using the poor girl." She looked at the spy Haruhi. "Sorry, we'll just send you back to your universe." The girl nodded and vanished. "Now then, time to drop in on Lina and see how she's doing..." With that, the blonde woman giggled to herself--

"Oh!" And then she promptly reached into her pocket and pulled out a cell phone. She opened it and began to speak without even dialing. "Hey, Gil! Remember that sword you were looking for? There's two of them now, and I can tell you where both copies are!"

The Suzumiya God Cruiser-Grand Director Suzumiya’s Flagship; September 15th; 7:16 A.M.

"So, doc, how am I?"

Suzumiya Haruhi sat on a medical bed with her shirt raised up, baring her stomach, while the doctor ran a device over it.

"Fine, fine. Like I thought, it was a false alarm," He said. "You're not pregnant after all."

"Whew," The teen said with audible relief in her voice. Then she grinned. "Well that means I better get to work! After all, after this whole Mephistopheles/Faust/Xergo Proxy deal, I realized I can't leave the Suzumiya Empire without an heir," the fourteen year old proclaimed as she jumped off the bed. "And considering how smoothly the last battle went, and the only person who could have done something like that, I realize there is only one person who comes to mind, whose craftiness and wily antics are suitable for fathering a child on me..."

The doctor just stared at the girl for a moment, then shuddered and turned to walk towards a nearby sink where he began washing his hands.

Haruhi Suzumiya clenched a fist and raised it to the heavens.

"Guyin Cognito! I will get you to father a child on me, I swear!"

And with that, the hyperactive reality warping goddess schoolgirl leader of the Clockwork Knights ran straight from the room.
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« Reply #135 on: July 04, 2009, 05:35:30 pm »

The Suzumiya God Cruiser-Grand Director Suzumiya’s Flagship; September 15th; 7:17 A.M.

"Hey, Nagato, come on," Cookies said, abruptly appearing before thee girl, as he unzipped his man suit and revealed himself to be Hotaru Tomoe. Quickly grabbing the silent girl's hand, even before she had a chance to blink, the pair teleported away.

Crosspath of the Multiverse


"Hehe, that was fun, wasn't it Yuki?" Hotaru questioned with childish glee as the trio, Happi, Yuki, and herself hurtled forward toward the next dimension. "Really, playing the bad-good guy is so much fun sometimes," the violet-black haired girl stated as Yuki started to loosen up and started to smile a faint smile.

"Sorry for leaving you with Haruhi, but she's been out to get me since the first time I accidentally destroyed a planet fighting Xergo Proxy Ultimate," the sailor senshi of Saturn stated as she rolled her eyes and frowned ever so slightly.

"Irrational," Yuki stated simply, earning a nod in agreement from both Happi and Hotaru.

"Anyway, my lovely pupils, what say you to messing up another dimension and creating alternate personalities? I know in the next one I'm going to impersonate Animus," Happi said as both Hotaru and even Yuki blanched at that.

"Well, if you say so. I think I'll be Xero this time, since Yuki was found out the last time," Hotaru said with a slight smile.

"She sensed me, I was too close to her," the girl deadpanned.

"Hehe, well next time we'll have to do better. Anyway, it's time for a panty raid! YA-HOOOOOO!" Happi cried as he rocketed forward again.

Hotaru giggled and quickly followed after and Yuki, who simply blinked in response, decided to do the same after a moment.




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« Reply #136 on: July 04, 2009, 05:55:33 pm »

Guyin's Personal Dimension - Day 1 - Hour 1 - Second 1

Guyin looked around, not exactly sure what was going on.  Finally, finally Cookies had got a bit of a drop on him.  That was a heck of a blast, and not much of a warning for a change.  There had only been one real option left for him to avoid the god destroying blast . . . to escape into his own cloak.

It was kinda surreal, what with all the things and people floating around.  Dragon Overlord Babylon was actually floating over to greet him, even as he tried to take it  all in. 

It was about then that he noticed the city being built in the distance.

"Well, that's pretty badass, I gotta say."  That said, he decided to go investigate the city.

This was, after all, his personal dimension, so he had complete control in here, so he could have a lot of fun in here . . . Which was probably a good thing, since it seemed pretty much certain that he was stuck in here now.  Since the billows of his cloak was actually the entrance to this realm, no one could ever enter or exit it again, since if they went into, or out of his cloak, they would just appear right back here . . .

"Well, might as well get busy building up this new dimension of mine into a nice place.  Hopefully I can avoid screwing it up like all those other godlike beings out there did."

With that, Guyin decreed.

"Let there be light!"

And there was.
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« Reply #137 on: July 04, 2009, 06:47:41 pm »

The Forsaken Dunes outside of Tin City; September 15th; 12:36 A.M.

On the platform above the corpses, the Heavily Cloaked figure stood up with a stretch and a yawn as the last person in line walked away. He waved a hand and then the two demonesses shape shifted back to Ranma-Chan and Akane.

"Well, I'm now one of the richest men in the universe," Roy Doll said. "And I think I've got the perfect gift for Guyin. He'll love experimenting with those Soul Magicks in the very back of the book once he gets his hand on those fresh souls!"

"Hmm, are you sure? He didn't seem the type to appreciate this sort of thing," Ranma-chan said as she upended a thermos upon herself. He then screwed the top back onto the thermos and shoved it into pocket space. "He seemed more like a toaster kind of guy to me."

"Oh please, you guys never know what to get as gifts," Akane said, crossing her arms. "All he wants is a free trip to Disneyworld!"

The two males present just shook their heads.

"Women," They both said.

Akane glared at them both.

New Tin City; Regular old Condo; September 15th; 10:01 P.M.

Roy Doll sighed as he watched the television in his Condo, clad in a regular shirt and pants combo.

"It's a shame that Guyin has vanished since last night, nowhere to be found in the entire universe." The martial arts master, who at no point was stated to have or revealed having diety or overlord powers, simply his extreme martial arts knowledge, physical ability, a bit of magic, and wit, said. "Hmm, I wonder what's on..." As he went through the channels, he sighed in boredom until stopping at a particular channel, showing a red headed girl, her blonde companion, and some gerbil like creature doing something or other. "Huh?"

As Doll watched the television, staring at the one thing that even looked a mite interesting, he blinked and looked around, noticing all of a sudden how cold it was.

"Odd, I didn't turn the air on," He muttered, looking around. Still, he was feeling far too lazy to get up and turn on the heat, so...

Then he noticed the odd cloak that was hanging on the side of his couch and blinked before shrugging, grabbing it, and putting it on.

"Toasty," He muttered from beneath the cloak as his figure disappeared, being replaced by a swirling blackness instead.


The camera panned out slowly from the now cloaked figure who had turned back to watch the television, finally through a window, and further and further away as New Tin City became the center of the image.

Suzumiya Haruhi blasts by on a floating scooter looking thing and shouting out.

"Guyin! Where did you go, my looove!?"

And then fade to darkness...
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« Reply #138 on: July 04, 2009, 07:37:50 pm »

[After the credits roll...]

Years later; Knight Tower-Command Center: September 15th; 12:15 A.M.

Suzumiya Haruhi, now with the stature of a full grown woman, sighed from her throne as she looked around the room.

She blinked upon realizing that the seat that had once been near constantly occupied by Guyin Cognito, and then later occupied by the new guy, Jack MeHoff, was unoccupied, the radar screen void of its usual Disney Channel antics, and for once, being used as a radar screen.

She looked around and blinked before spotting her Vice Grand Director, Kasumi, and opened her mouth.

"Say, where's Jack?"

"Hmm? Oh, he said he was going to be gone for a few hours," Kasumi replied in her usual pleasant tones.

Just then, none other than Xergo Proxy Ultimate appeared in a flash of blue electricity, cronotons scattering away from him. In his hands were The Eternal Sword.

Suzumiya Haruhi Stood up and all of the men and women in the room joined her, pointing weapons at the intergalactic criminal, who instantly held up his hands.

"Whoa, calm down, ladies. It's just me." The familiar voice of Jack said. He took off all of the clothes, revealing only a cloak with swirling darkness underneath. Haruhi blinked and stared at him.

"Where did you get that outfit?"

"Hmm? Oh, I found it lying in the garage," He said cheerfully. "Not sure who left it there, but it made a nice cosplay for that Marvel convention I just went to." With that, he started walking towards the radar screen and took his usual seat before changing the channel to Disney's West Coast broadcast. "I got a little side tracked along the way, but it was fun. I got to see a lot of familiar faces that I haven't in years."

"Oh. Well..." The grand director simply sat back down in her chair and boredom took over again. "Well, I guess we'll just keep doing what we were doing, then."

[Fade to black]



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